Reborn the Hermit of the Future

The Minister of Foreign Affairs in Katiyat knew he had been fooled as soon as he drank it.

Holding back the boss' strength, he didn't lose his appearance on the spot, but now he is blushing and looks uncomfortable, still can't escape the fate of being made into various emoticons and becoming popular on the Internet.

Wine is a product produced by a series of special fermentations of grains.It can make people feel a certain kind of unique happiness, it can make people happier, it can also make people relieve their worries, and it can even make people dizzy and lose their minds.

Is there alcohol in the universe?

Of course there is, otherwise Minister Kane said it would be a "special drink", please taste it.

So is there alcohol in the universe?There are also.But quite a few.

It does not mean that once something is invented and exists, it will be widely circulated.

Alcohol is such a kind of wine that is very rare in the universe.

On the earth, there are not many countries with high popularity and high acceptance of high-alcohol wine.Except for Huaxia, where wine and the entire civilization appeared almost at the same time, most of the rest are preferences caused by weather.

We habitually talk about 5000 years of history, but according to archaeological research, the earliest wine has been confirmed to have appeared 9000 years ago.It is nearly twice as long as the history that everyone is familiar with.

It can even be said that wine is a kind of culture in China, and wine is a kind of history.

How much life is in singing to wine; toasting to invite the bright moon; asking wine to the blue sky; singing in the daytime must be full of wine; wine in the night light cup; urging you to drink a glass of wine; a glass of dirty wine for thousands of miles; where to wake up tonight, etc...

Almost every great poet and writer has written various verses about wine.

Records about wine even appeared in "Book of Rites" and "Zhou Li", recording him as a kind of "ritual".

Dukang, Huanbo, Cup Zhongwu, Jinbo, Jichang, Baiqiu, Frozen Mash, Hushang, Huzhongwu... There are dozens of other names like this.

No matter it is ancient, modern, domestic or foreign.

As long as it is wine, Chinese people accept it with tolerance and enthusiasm.

It's wine we all love.

But this is on Earth, so it’s not like that in the universe.First of all, because of the special "leading", no civilization can be lucky enough to have an ancient civilization as long as the earth.

Not even praised.

As a special drink, wine is widely loved by people, so there are so many varieties that people don't want to count it, but the popularity is not enough to make high-quality wine popular and promoted by the public.

One, not everyone can stand high alcohol.Second, if you drink too much high alcohol, it will be more harmful to your body and easy to become addicted.

The medical technology in the future is very developed, and many serious diseases that are considered super troublesome on the earth will be solved in minutes in the future.

I still remember that when Ning Hua went to the hospital for a physical examination, the buddy who went to the hospital with his own arm, no, the young nurse could handle it.Alcohol damage counts.

However, there are still few snake spirits who rely on high technology to do whatever they want.

On the contrary, people in the future will still pay great attention to health and health preservation. Except for those with mental illness, no one will deliberately choose to hurt themselves.

Most wine lovers will naturally choose wine with a relatively low alcohol content.

Originally rich and colorful life + no need to resist the severe cold + health preservation concept + no such cultural background.

Alcohol has naturally become a minority.

In big countries like Katiyat and Shunluo, the resource stars they have are all excellent, and places with a poorer living environment have no one living except for scientific research personnel.

Kakater was sure that this minister might be tasting high wine for the first time.

Yes, he guessed right.

At the same time, the opponent who is not a silly hat also guessed Kakat's cheating.

Damn, calmly find them to fight for wine, it's still a high level of wine, if you haven't cheated, he will take your surname.

After the one from Katiat recovered,

Ignore the "one word" on Kakat's snake stick.

With a very surprised tone, he "emphasized" that the crystal clear liquid in his hand is high alcohol.

Insinuating that Shun Luo has sinister intentions.

"Here I can introduce it to you." If you can cheat you, you will be fully prepared.

Kakat completely ignored Katiyat's protest, and introduced [Huaxia]'s fine wine to the camera and his side like an advertisement. "In [Huaxia] civilization, there are many kinds of wine. According to records, each region has a unique wine-making formula. According to the difference in grain, fruit, water, etc., it has various names and tastes. If it is classified The main categories are rice wine, rice wine, white wine, and fruit wine. There are even medicinal wines made from natural plants and animals, which have the function of health preservation, curing diseases and prolonging life. Among them, white wine is called national wine. At state banquets, when entertaining foreign guests, It must be the wine."

Without the unique Chishui River, Kweichow Moutai has no chance to reappear.Now it can only be replaced by simple "white wine". Anyway, there will be opportunities for subdivision in the future, and it is more important to cheat people now.

The viewers watching the live broadcast nodded one after another, they knew about Huangjiu.

As mentioned in the seasoning article, they complained about it at the time, using fine wine as a seasoning, which is the cultural inheritance of Duoyou.However, there is a precedent for boiled cabbage, and the material-rich future world "well-informed" only complains and looks forward to it deeply.

But... a state banquet!Then that kind of baijiu must be very special, it must be delicious.

Alcohol...it doesn't matter, try a little bit.

Moreover, wine is so important in [Huaxia] civilization, so other wines must be very good too. The rice wine and fruit wine are not high-grade wines according to their names, and there is no problem if you don't drink well!

Everyone began to add this item to their shopping list one after another, because the vinegar and soy sauce were snapped up by the shameless Shun Luo people not long ago.

Those who have experienced failure gritted their teeth and said that if these wines come out, they must use some means.

Some citizens who think too much even wrote emails to their own government, "The time has come to test you. Go to Shunluo to grab the quota."

The government lying on the ground: don't make trouble.

Kakat expressed very seriously and seriously that he took out "liquor" absolutely to respect the other party.

Then he looked at the way the other party didn't drink the second cup.

The topic turned to the correct way to drink baijiu without any trace.

For high-altitude liquor, it is correct to drink a glass and take a sip.

Kakat just took a sip.

Different from the boldness just now, now he is like a gentleman, elegant and clear, coupled with the maturity and depth brought by age, the movement of sipping wine lightly caught the eyes of the audience in an instant.

"The special training was not in vain. Speaking of which, Minister Kane has a good sense of the camera, but it is still not as good as you."

Ning Hua commented without looking back, and Chen, who was quietly standing behind the master, raised an unprogrammed smile.

It's just that compared to the last time it was quite a commotion, this time because Ning Hua didn't look back, no one noticed, and it just passed away quietly.

Katiyat's foreign minister could only take a sip after Kakat demonstrated again.Finally tasted a bit of the unique flavor of this wine.

But he will not open his mouth to praise, nor will he open his mouth to criticize.It just expresses with expressions that this wine is nothing more than that.

It's a pity for Kakater, the possibility of getting the other party drunk in public in fantasy is gone.

Thinking about it, it is not necessarily a fool who can hold a high position in Katiyat, and that kind of fantasy is just a thought.

But the current situation is quite good.

Kakat stopped biting at the 10 glasses of wine (it was impossible to let the other party drink it, and chasing after him would only show his lack of bearing), and with one look, the maids scattered with a clatter, gracefully Shuttle behind the leaders of both sides and each pour a glass of white wine.

Then go to the back and stand at attention.

The chic and graceful Hanfu is worn on the beauties, which is more comfortable than the original business attire.But the focus now is definitely not on the beauties.

After Kakat divided the wine, he immediately began to sigh, Katiyat and Shun Luo really have a deep friendship.

I said it just now, and the toasters drank it up. I didn't expect Katiyat to be so enthusiastic.

We are indeed confidants and friends, the friendship will last forever, and the friendship between the two countries will last forever.

While stomping on the opponent's foot again, it rounded up the fact that Katiyat had insinuated that Shun Luo deliberately used high alcohol to frame him.

Aren't you curious about Chinese civilization?Don't you want to see more?

You yourself are confused by the word "thousand cups", coupled with your inherent impression of Shun Luo and Kakat's heroic actions when drinking.

Follow "Haomai", who is to blame?

Blame your own impulsiveness and missteps.

Having been a wallflower for a long time, Shun Luo's foreign minister appraised the current atmosphere, and came out with a wine glass to sing red faces.

This is also an unspoken rule internationally.You can make noise, be noisy, and mock each other, but not too much.The last layer of face has to be left to the other party.

Of course, this is limited to when there is nothing going on between the two countries.

If Katiyat and Shun Luo had a dispute, then it would not be so peaceful. Whoever suffers must bite down hard, and whoever is polite to you.

international relations?The face of a big country?

Hehe, are we familiar?

However, this kind of "negotiation" that needs to be slapped on the table will not be made public.

Like now, you stab me, I slap back and ask you politely if it hurts.

Then the two smiled and shook hands, and sighed together that the weather is very good today.

This is the model that can be seen by the public.

During this routine ordinary visit, Katiyat pinched Huaxia's problem to find fault. Although Shun Luo said he slapped him twice, he was slapped hard.

Katiyat was keenly aware that the owner of [Huaxia House] was not the Shunluo government.All kinds of challenges are played smoothly.

Shun Luo didn't know that the so-called "Ning" was Ning Hua alone, and he always thought it was a big private organization.If it is an organization, people are plural, and if there are plural, there will be disputes.

What if one of them was really provoked?Now they and [Ning] are really in the initial stage of cooperation, and they don't want to have any problems at all.

Based on international practice, and based on worrying that the other party will continue to provoke, it is good for Shunluo to start chatting with no flags.

Based on international practice, and realizing that Shunluo may have been prepared for a long time, Katiyat, who suffered a lot, also began to chat about the good weather.

People on the Internet began to lament that they were bored, but since it was an international practice, everyone knew it, so they switched channels, closed the web page, and the ratings plummeted for a while.

Except for the TV station, I didn't think it was bad there.

Ning Hua didn't pay attention anymore. Coincidentally, at this time, he also received the No. 1 costume contest, the cute circling little loli... a reply letter from her parents.

As Ning Hua expected, their demands were absolutely harmonious.

They hope, however, that they can get a toy for their daughter.

Huaxia's toys are the first in the universe.

If possible, I will attach a photo with Chen's autograph.

"Play."

Childhood is always colorful.

Even before the release of video games, it is absolutely necessary to play tricks.

Games that rely on physical strength: snowball fights, corner fights, sumo wrestling, polo, cuju, crutches...

A combination of physical strength and skills: rope skipping, shuttlecock kicking, ball shooting, kite flying, sandbags, hopscotch, hoop rolling, spinning top, diabolo, water float, swing, etc., rubber band jumping...

There are also leisure categories: making snowmen, clapping hands, playing house, hide and seek, wooden figures, boxing games...

There are also many puzzles: Tangram, Nine Links, Drinking Orders, Go, Chess...

All of them can be omitted with ellipsis.

And each game has a different way of playing. If nothing else, just clap your hands. Every city, every community, and even different streets can have different nursery rhymes to match.

"It's too far away, little Lolita is only three years old, and a three-year-old child is playing with it..." He recalled his childhood carefully.

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It seems that at the age of three, most of them belong to be played with.

Then pinch anything in your hand at an age where you can be silly for a long time.

"Then bamboo dragonfly, including the jigsaw puzzle, but this reminds me that I can open a game section in the space."

Traditional games have a charm that no amount of technology can completely replace.

Not to mention three-year-olds, just take adult years as an example, Ning Hua followed the bamboo dragonfly and thought of an existence that made his hands itch.

Mahjong, that is the quintessence of the country.

Stand up excitedly, look left and right.

Chen:?

Yuanyuan:?

Ning Hua: ...

Nima, three missing one