Reborn the Hermit of the Future

After showing off the traditional Chinese paintings, Ning Hua didn't show many new things.

In detail, there are only a few.Weddings, the three ceremonies of children's washing, full moon, and Zhou Zhou, funerals, and dances and customs of ethnic minorities.

One of the most sensational, of course, is the wedding.

Nacai, asking names, naji, nazheng, asking for a date, and welcoming in person, the most comprehensive six rites on earth have evolved into four rites in the Ming Dynasty.

While promoting and inheriting, Shunluo people are not rigid enough to remain unchanged.

The ceremony on the wedding day is also divided into Han wedding (also called Zhou system), Tang wedding and Ming wedding.

It's not that the wedding ceremonies of other dynasties are the same as these ones. The wedding ceremonies of each dynasty will change slightly, but these few are the most representative.

Those who intend to hold a classical wedding carefully choose the ceremony they like and prefer. Those who have difficulty in choosing should hold another wedding, or have a mix-and-match.

However, there was no same-sex wedding template in ancient times, which caused many same-sex couples a lot of headaches.But trouble is trouble, as long as we discuss it, we can still find a way.

His and Chen's wedding was held in this way.

When the auspicious time arrives, both parties wear their formal attires, and when the time is auspicious, they will go out and ride horses (robot horses) to Shuanglong Street (where they made love) to exchange tokens of love, then gather with the band, beat gongs and drums together and Drive to the banquet venue.

It's much easier after that.

They chose the Chinese ritual.

There are no such steps as fan poems and red hijab in Chinese weddings.There is no distinction between males and females, whether it is the ceremony of washing, the ceremony of the same prison, the ceremony of marriage, and the ceremony of making hair, as long as the bride is replaced by another groom.

Their model was sorted out by friends and put on the Internet, and it became a standard template for a while.Everyone felt that the two parties started separately, met and entered into marriage together in a place with special commemoration.

It not only solves the problem of "welcoming relatives" for same-sex couples, but also has a good meaning.

But then everyone started to play better, and all kinds of brains started to work.

For example, heterosexual weddings have the link of blocking the door, how can there be fewer same-sex weddings.Without this step, you are relaxed and romantic, and we are not having a good time.

So at the meeting of the newcomers, it became the time for the relatives and friends of the new couples to show their talents.

It used to be that one party blocked the other, but now it has become that two people have to face their relatives and friends and "go through hardships" before they can "meet each other".

After attending the squad leader's wedding, Ning Hua, holding the rewarding red envelope in her hand, looked at the squad leader who had almost changed her look to continue the ceremony, and sighed - fortunately, she got married early.

In terms of funerals, however, very few rituals have been inherited.

Without him, the land occupation of the cemetery is completely inconsistent with the protection and planning of the planet's resources in the future.

The current mainstream method is that after the body is cremated, the ashes are compressed to synthesize gemstones (about two carats) and handed over to the family of the deceased.And some later generations will use an exquisite box to store the gemstones of their ancestors, some will throw the gemstones into famous mountains and rivers, and some will simply make them into jewelry and carry them with them.

Either way, it is very land-saving and environmentally friendly.

If they are stored together, it is even more economical. A palm-sized box is enough to hold hundreds of them.

However, tombs are not in line with the trend, and the rituals of paying homage to the ancestors can be learned.Many people have said that when you burn paper money to your loved ones, there will always be a feeling that your loved ones are communicating with you.

And the theory of reincarnation, Meng Po Tang, Wangxiang Terrace, Naihe Bridge, and Sansheng Stone are not only a kind of comfort to the living, but also make everyone's description of the afterlife a more entangled fantasy.

The charm of primitive civilization is not here.

There are also birth rites, whether it is washing three, full moon and grasping Zhou.

There is a happy event at home, a banquet is held for relatives and friends, and under the witness and blessing of everyone, a special ceremony is held to express the expectation and blessing for this new life.

Every detail carries all kinds of auspicious wishes, and the joy is vented and expressed in the most reasonable way.

Adding in the dances of 55 ethnic minorities, it seems that Ning Hua has added a lot of new things, but if it is spread evenly over the past ten years, it will be quite empty.

Over the past ten years, Shun Luo has worked hard to express his determination to travel.From high-ranking officials and leaders down to children babbling, teach me everything!

Among other things, language learning alone is a big problem.

To be able to revise the first term after 20 years is no joke.The degree of difficulty is so high, but ten years ago, the remark that Shun Luo was crazy was once again raised.

But this time, no one rushed to bet.

It's not because of the lessons learned from a certain country.But the so-called betting means betting on the possibility of winning. If you bet on something that others can do ruthlessly, the initiative is in the hands of others. What's the point?

And no one in this universe underestimated Shun Luo's determination and hard work.

No one has forgotten how they climbed up from the mud step by step.Back then, Shun Luo won the war, but after the war, their situation was short of money, people, and technology.

The current superpower status is the result of many years of hard work.

The country is working hard, and Ning Hua will not be idle. There are not many new things, and there are not many other things.

Especially history, Ning Hua put almost all her experience on it.

And learning everything about Huaxia has become almost all the spare time activities and hobbies of Sunluo people after work. The call of the country, the future direction, and personal favorites make everyone devote themselves to learning and fighting.

This is how everything is now.

Listening to the familiar Chinese in her ears, Ning Hua clicked on the document she had written long ago.

A series of familiar martial arts novels are quietly placed on the computer.

As early as ten years ago, he could have posted it, but it happened that the time did not come.

There are many Chinese martial arts novels, but they are not just stories about a group of people who can fight, they record and carry a kind of chivalrous spirit in the minds of Chinese people.

In ancient China, there were very strict classes. One class oppressed another class. Under the unfairness and injustice, "martial arts" was born.

The birth of martial arts is not in various "koan novels" in ancient times.

His real birth was inconceivably early, and the person who pointed it out was even more famous.

Confucius said: Know what is impossible and do it.That is the chivalrous spirit of Confucianism.Why do you want to do it?Because that is justice.

Mozi: Universal love.It means sacrificing a little personal interest to seek the interests of others. This is the earliest description of chivalrous spirit.

Han Feizi: Confucianism uses literature to disrupt law, and chivalry uses martial arts to violate prohibitions.

This sentence from the Legalists makes "Wu" not just a fighting skill and a battle of weapons, but also a kind of "Xia".

Sima Qian, Tai Shi Gong.The "Biography of Assassins" and "Biography of Rangers" recorded by him are not the earliest "martial arts novels"

It is a kind of ethics and culture, a symbol of a unique national spirit, a personality cult of the collective subconscious, and a pursuit plot of the entire nation.

It was because of this unique chivalrous spirit that permeated Chinese culture that Ning Hua could not tolerate any itch at the beginning.

He couldn't let martial arts novels appear on the stage when everyone didn't even understand the Chinese class.

Let alone the martial arts start when everyone doesn't even know one of Huaxia's unique witchcraft moves.

So, endure.

But now, facing the novel that he could click to upload at any time, he was... Cowardly.

"what happened?"

"Not reconciled!!!"

In his imagination, the debut of martial arts novels should be gorgeous, bright, and just a few clicks, amazed everyone, and brightened the years.

Well, this is an exaggeration, but it can't be uploaded so quietly.

Straight into the film debut?

It doesn't work, no matter how you shoot, you have joined the director, screenwriter and actor's triple thinking. This first appearance should be pure.

What could be more pure than the original?

Well, looking forward to it for too long has put myself in a dilemma.

"A special advertisement? What do you think?"

Looking up at Chen, I saw him virtuously serving drinks and desserts, standing behind Ning Hua, massaging various relaxing acupoints with his hands familiarly, releasing subtle electric currents from his fingers, and kneading with appropriate strength Rubbing Ning Hua's shoulder and neck.

Then?Then no.

"Chen, give me an opinion."

"I'm just a newly evolved intelligent creature, and I'm not good at thinking creatively." The golden eyes blinked innocently.

"...Haha." He even knew how to be lazy, but he still yelled that he just evolved and didn't know how to do it, and that he should be dragged out and shot for 10 minutes to calm public grievances.

There was a familiar knocking sound on her feet, she looked down, Yuanyuan tilted her head cutely, swung her small arms to knock Ning Hua's legs.

Before Yuanyuan knocked a few times, the black-eyed man lying quietly on the sofa suddenly opened his eyes.

"Yuanyuan, come here and massage my legs."

Yuanyuan stopped, looked up at the master who did not object, and immediately saluted respectfully and decisively ran to the master's partner - the second master in the program setting to work.

→_→.

This expression looks back at the trickster.

"Yuanyuan is just a robot."

"Me too."

The corner of Ning Hua's mouth twitched, he thought of a good idea at random, um, by the way, he could toss Chen a little bit.

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Huaxia House has been updated.

At the first time, everyone didn't pay much attention to it. It should be that a new dish was updated, an ancient poem was added, an idiom was added, and one or two historical stories were added.

But soon, the urgent calls in various circles of friends made everyone put down what they were doing, click in and watch.

I really miss it, when was the last time it was such a sensation?

Almost forgot.

Entering the space, everyone is familiar with the latest trends, and then a little excited!

video!Ouch, the video of the male god!

It's been a long time since the male god's dynamic.The wallpapers used for licking the screen are all old.

Decisively click to open it.

The background music is this year's hit single - Jiang Feng Yu Huo.

And the first shot of the screen is naturally a male god.

The male god is practicing martial arts in a small courtyard, with Cheng Liang's sword in his hand, his body is as light as a swallow, his sword walks like a dragon, and his handsome figure dominates the real screen.

An apple flew over, and the male god made a backhand with a sword, and the apple was firmly inserted into the sword.

Everyone suddenly discovered that the expression of the male god who always took the high-cold route softened instantly, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was no longer a slight arc, but a very obvious smile.

Because of apples?It's lovers.

The masked man who robbed the male god.

Crisp applause came from outside the screen, and everyone followed the male god's eyes and finally saw the person who made the male god have such an expression, not as everyone guessed, but a cute little angel named Yuxue.

A round face, a chubby little body, big sparkling eyes, and a miniature version of those ridiculously beautiful facial features...

No, it's not!

"Father!" The little angel threw herself into the arms of the male god.Even if they couldn't see the male god's expression at the moment, everyone could imagine the male god's loving smile.

【No!not real! ! !There are even children! ! ! 】Many people who have not given up until now hold their hearts and can't believe everything in front of them.

[This is too sudden, let me be quiet! 】

[So cute, my sister hugs me. 】

[Baby, sister is waiting for you to grow up.Attached is a selfie. 】

[In-laws, male god, let's be in-laws, I have a son who is 10 years old this year, and a daughter who is 5 years old this year!Everything is fine, my family. 】There is chaos on the Internet, and the plot of the short story is still going on.

"Father, are you the best in martial arts?"

"of course not."

"Then who is the strongest?"

"Many people are very powerful, Ximen Chuixue, Chu Liuxiang, Xie Xiaofeng, Dongfang Bubai, Guo Jing, Yang Guo, Zhang Wuji, Qiao Feng, Xu Ziling..."

"Who are they?" The little angel hugged the male god's neck, tugged at the male god's hair, and tried hard to urge his father to continue.

"They're the people in the story, and they could smash this up with a single punch."

Pointing to the tall rockery next to it.

The little angel's eyes widened.

"They can jump so high with a stomp of their feet." Pointing to the roof.

The neck is raised, and the small mouth is opened into an O

"They just poke and you don't move."

He tilted his head, indicating that he did not understand.

"Want to hear a story?"

"want!!!"

The male god hugged the little angel, and strolled to the side of the bookshelf, the little angel took a copy of it, and the male god obediently pulled out the book.

Everyone clearly saw the cover - "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng".

The next second, the video is gone.

Only one connection remains.

"Is this... an advertisement?"

So, did they follow the link to see what the "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" is?Or brush the forum messages and ask what happened to the male god's baby?

so tangled.