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Two people and a weasel gathered around the table with a sad face.

The lotus lantern is lost, what should they do?

Liu Chenxiang said: "The Lotus Lantern was originally left to me by my mother, it cannot be taken away by Erlang God for nothing, I want to take it back!"

Miao Zhichen applauded and said, "Good ambition."

Huang Daxian wagged his tail and asked, "How to grab it?"

The three looked at each other and sighed.

With the current abilities of the three of them, it would be foolish to use force to take back the Lotus Lantern. They discussed it for a long time, and the result they came to was to go to Yangzhou first.

After all, they are all out of Liujia Village, so they can't go back in disgrace without even arriving in Yangzhou.

Although there is no lotus lamp, Liu Chenxiang's determination to rescue the Sanshengmu has not diminished!

At night, when Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian were asleep, Miao Zhichen took a bowl and sneaked out the door.

Miao Zhichen hid in the backyard, filled a bowl with water, and called Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing appeared in the water mirror with sleepy eyes and said, "Hey, hey, it's not good to disturb people's dreams at night."

Miao Zhichen said: "Stop making trouble, gods don't need to sleep."

Taibai Jinxing said: "Who said that sleeping can restore immortality, and it is also a kind of cultivation."

Miao Zhichen was too lazy to discuss such irrelevant matters with Taibai Jinxing, so he said bluntly, "The Lotus Lantern was snatched away by Erlang God again."

Taibai Jinxing said: "Isn't this normal? In this myth, the Lotus Lantern has been robbed many times. Is Chen Xiang just a kid who smells like milk? How can he beat the real king?"

Miao Zhichen said: "No, what I want to say is that you asked me to send the Lotus Lantern to Chen Xiang, and I did indeed give it to him. When the express delivery is signed for, the fate of this package is that we will be the express delivery agent." It can be decided, so I have completed this task. After one month, your fairy seal will be lifted, and the agreement to send me back to my world will not change, right? "

Taibai Jinxing was silent.

Miao Zhichen was also silent.

After a long silence between the two sides, Taibai Jinxing said: "This...that...your mission..."

Miao Zhichen didn't wait for Taibai Jinxing to finish, and said decisively: "Don't even think about it!"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Zhichen, you can't do this, you have to be a person who has a beginning and an end! Since you have given the Lotus Lantern once, it's not bad to give it a second time, just treat it as doing the task again. Besides, I told you at the beginning when I asked you to give the Lotus Lantern, you are also responsible for snatching the Lotus Lantern and giving it to Chen Xiang."

Miao Zhichen said: "Don't say it so easily, and I didn't volunteer to be your courier either!"

Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard, and said, "I'll let you ascend to immortality after this order is dispatched."

Miao Zhichen said, "Go away, sister!"

Miao Zhichen splashed water angrily, went back to the house, lay down, and fell asleep.

Tossing and turning, tossing and turning.

Liu Chenxiang asked: "Zhichen, you can't sleep? Was it because you were constipated after going out for so long?"

Miao Zhichen said calmly, "I fell asleep."

Liu Chenxiang: "..." It must be constipation!

Miao Zhichen was in a bad mood. When Xiao Tiangou said that Yang Jian had caught up with Liu Chenxiang, he had a bad premonition. His bad premonition was not that he was worried that the lotus lantern would be robbed, but that the lotus lantern would be robbed. After he left, his delivery was ruined.

Sure enough, this premonition came true.

If the Lotus Lantern was snatched once, he would have to snatch it back and give it to Liu Chenxiang, then he might not be able to complete this task until the end of this mythical story, it would be too cheating!

Miao Zhichen didn't want to stay in this world for so long at all.

Miao Zhichen looked at Liu Chenxiang on the bed and the weasel on the ground in displeasure, what's wrong with him!

After getting enough sleep, the three of them swept away the depression of being robbed of the Lotus Lantern, and got ready to go back on the road.No, to be precise, two people led a weasel on the road.

Huang Daxian exhausted his mana and temporarily couldn't turn back into a human being, so he had to maintain the form of a weasel.A weasel is not a pet dog, and if you take it to the street, it will attract crowds of onlookers, and even superstitious villagers will kneel down and pay homage and shout "Great Immortal".Miao Zhichen and Liu Chenxiang didn't want to be too ostentatious, so they bought a bamboo basket with a cover, put Huang Daxian in the basket, and put the lid on, which was an extra salute.

Fortunately, as the days passed, Huang Daxian's mana recovered little by little, and he turned into a human form again after ten days, otherwise Mi Miao and Liu would definitely throw him and his basket into a certain place in order to reduce the burden. I went to the corner of the mountain.

The closer they were to Yangzhou, the more prosperous the towns they passed, and the higher the prices. The money the three of them earned gradually became insufficient.

They returned to their old business, and while they were performing arts, they hurried on the road, and they even sold a bit of fame. There were also professional theater troupes who came to attract people, and the main one they wanted was Miao Zhichen.

Miao Zhichen is good at speaking, singing and composing very well. Once he stands there and says a few words, the money will flow in. It is more effective than the boy who recruits money. Who wouldn't want to have such a person in their team.

On this day, as soon as the three of them went to the street, they were blocked by several people.

An old man with a goatee pulled Miao Zhichen and said, "You come here, I will cover food and housing, and I will give you a consistent amount every month."

An uncle with an unshaven beard pulled Miao Zhichen and said, "Come to my place, I'll cover food and lodging, and I'll tell you about a marriage."

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Everyone rushed to promise various benefits to Miao Zhichen, which made Miao Zhichen one head and two big.

Liu Chenxiang quit, and Miao Zhichen was a helper he hired with great difficulty, so how could anyone else snatch him away.

Liu Chenxiang pulled Miao Zhichen behind her, and said loudly: "Don't even think about it, this person belongs to me, and no one wants to take him away."

In order to increase his deterrence, he crushed a brick casually, and everyone scattered after seeing it.

As soon as the people left, Liu Chenxiang anxiously grabbed Miao Zhichen's shoulders and said, "Zhichen, you can't abandon me."

Miao Zhichen said embarrassingly, "Don't act like I'm your man."

Huang Daxian put Miao Zhichen's shoulder on the other side and said, "My wife is my man!"

Liu Chenxiang made a repelling gesture to Huang Daxian, "Go away, it's none of your business." He patted Miao Zhichen and said, "We are good buddies, your business is mine My business is also your business, and you and I are bound after I rescue my mother."

Miao Zhichen: "..." Our relationship is not that good!

In three days, we will arrive in Yangzhou. Liu Chenxiang was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night. He ran to Miao Zhichen's room to harass people at night. The three of them separated.

Liu Chenxiang pushed Miao Zhichen to the wall, Miao Zhichen rolled to the inner side of the bed, Liu Chenxiang lay down on the outside, pulled half of Miao Zhichen's quilt very invisible, and covered himself live.

Miao Zhichen didn't bother to talk to Liu Chenxiang, turned over and turned his back to the person, Liu Chenxiang poked Miao Zhichen's back fiercely with his fingers, causing Miao Zhichen to roll forward again, completely against the wall.

Liu Chenxiang said: "Know the dust and know the dust, talk to me."

Miao Zhichen said concisely: "Get lost!"

Liu Chenxiang rolled around on the bed in a good manner, and said: "I'm done rolling, know the dust and know the dust, talk to me."

Miao Zhichen covered his head with the quilt, terribly annoyed, "Are you a junior high school girl who wants to share her secret feelings with her friends?"

Liu Chenxiang said: "I'm a man! Didn't you see my little brother when we released the water together? He's so big! Heh heh heh, I'll unbutton my pants and show you right now."

The action-oriented Liu Chenxiang immediately went to untie his trousers, Miao Zhichen pressed Liu Chenxiang painfully, Liu Chenxiang said: "Seeing is believing, you really don't want to take a look?"

Miao Zhichen said, "No need."

Liu Chenxiang asked: "Then do you want to touch it? The puffy ones are easy to touch!"

Miao Zhichen said: "...get the hell out of your sister!"

Liu Chenxiang said: "Then you can talk with me."

Miao Zhichen said weakly, "Tell me."

The last time Liu Chenxiang saw Liu Yanchang was ten years ago, and at that time he was still a little peas.In his memory, his father was a very gentle man, he spoke softly, did things slowly, and was kind to everyone.

Liu Yanchang only stayed in Liujia Village for a few days before leaving. During these few days, he didn't spend much time with Liu Chenxiang. He only occasionally lost his mind to Liu Chenxiang, and even called "Chenxiang" very few times.It seemed that Liu Chenxiang was really just his mischievous nephew, not his own son.

Liu Chenxiang put her hands behind her head and said, "I can't even remember what my father looks like."

Miao Zhichen was dizzy from sleepiness, and said, "You will see him in person soon."

Liu Chenxiang said: "That's right. Hey, Zhichen, are you nervous when you see your parents? My heart is pounding with nervousness."

Miao Zhichen said, "Normal people don't get nervous."

Liu Chenxiang said: "Oh oh oh, you are mocking me for not being a normal person!"

Miao Zhichen said, "Yes."

Liu Chenxiang: "..." Do you want to be so frank?

Liu Chenxiang talked a lot more, he was imagining the scene when he reunited with Liu Yanchang, would their father and son cry with their heads in their arms, or would they be as indifferent as strangers?Will Liu Yanchang tell him the story of himself and the Three Virgins?Will Liu Yanchang be proud of his son?

Liu Chenxiang talked for too long, and she became drowsy, closed her eyes, and said, "Zhichen, I slept with you."

The answer was Miao Zhichen's slight snoring.

Early in the morning, Miao Zhichen was woken up by the sound of arguing, and the two who were arguing were Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian.

Huang Daxian said that Liu Chenxiang was too cunning to attack Miao Zhichen at night, which was unfair, since Miao Zhichen was his daughter-in-law, how could he sleep with someone else.

Liu Chenxiang said that he can sleep with Miao Zhichen as he likes, and a smelly weasel should not dream of marrying a wife.

A man and a monster with their hips crossed, like two shrews scolding each other in Miao Zhichen's room.

Miao Zhichen couldn't bear it anymore, two pillows flew out, hitting Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian right in the middle.

The world is quiet!

Satisfied, Miao Zhichen tucked into the bed and continued to sleep.

When the sun was high, Miao Zhichen got up, and the only benefit after arriving in this world was probably being able to sleep in late.

Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian are still angry, they are like children, you ignore me and I ignore you.

Huang Daxian grabbed Miao Zhichen's sleeve and said, "Daughter-in-law, I want to sleep with you too."

Miao Zhichen said, "Dream!"

Liu Chenxiang smiled triumphantly, raised her chin at Huang Daxian, and said, "Zhichen will sleep with me."

Miao Zhichen said, "You go too."

Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian: "..." Hey, why are you so fierce!