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Walking in the rivers and lakes, the ups and downs of the workplace, rely on nothing more than a mouth.

Miao Zhichen's mouth looks good when he smiles, and he sounds nice when he speaks it.

In Miao Zhichen's words, wandering abroad for many years, in addition to having a good face, you also need to have one or two skills.

Miao Zhichen said, "Miss Zheng, do you think that handkerchief represents your marriage?"

Zheng Xiu said, "Yes."

Miao Zhichen said, "Then is the handkerchief on me now?"

Zheng Xiu hesitated and said, "Not here."

Miao Zhichen said: "That's right, since the handkerchief is not on my body, why do you think your marriage is tied to my body?"

Zheng Xiu said, "The first person my handkerchief hit was you."

Miao Zhichen said: "This shows that I am the process, but not the result. For example, if you want to drink water, the process is to pick up the teapot, pour the tea into the cup, and drink the water. Both the teapot and the cup are processes. You The water you drink is the result. I am the teapot, or the cup, but not your water."

Zheng Xiu asked: "Then who do you say is my water?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Your water is the man holding your handkerchief."

Miao Zhichen cleared his throat to gather energy for his long speech, but Liu Chenxiang suddenly jumped on his back and announced that he would sleep with him.

Not to be outdone, Huang Daxian grabbed Miao Zhichen's arm and pulled it towards him, making Miao Zhichen sway here and there. Liu Chenxiang said to Zheng Xiu: "Look, Zhichen and I are just a couple. Give up."

Huang Daxian said: "No, Zhichen's husband is me."

After the two of them fought internally, they unanimously said to Zheng Xiu externally: "You just give up!"

Zheng Xiu put her hips on her hips and was furious, "Okay, Miao Zhichen, you babble so much, don't you just don't want to marry me? Thanks to me, I still trust you! Hmph, let me tell you, just dream, I will You are not married anymore!"

Miao Zhichen: "..." These two guys have more than failed to achieve success.

Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian fought for a long time, but no one got the right to share the bed with Miao Zhichen. Zheng's mansion doesn't have many things, but there are many rooms, and even the servants can have a room for each person, let alone guests.

Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian expressed that they were very hurt, and Miao Zhichen said that they should all get out of here!

Miao Zhichen summoned Taibaijinxing again.

Taibai Jinxing was wearing floral pajamas, a pointed nightcap, and her beard was gone. She looked like a young lady in her teens.

The wife, Bai Jinxing, rubbed her sleepy eyes cutely, and asked, "Zhichen, what's the matter?"

Miao Zhichen swallowed the sarcasm that was about to be blurted out, and everyone would be a little more tolerant when facing a handsome and lovely wife.

Miao Zhichen contacted Taibai Jinxing to ask Taibai Jinxing what to do next. The Lotus Lantern was taken away by Erlang God. How can he get back the Lotus Lantern as a mere mortal?He couldn't even figure out which direction Erlang Shen's Immortal Mansion was in.

Miao Zhichen is a person with a very positive attitude towards life. Although he is very dissatisfied with Taibai Jinxing who sent himself to this world without authorization and forced him to be a cheating artifact courier, but what about dissatisfaction?He can't leave without completing the task, so he might as well hold back his energy and finish the task quickly, then he can retire as a hero.Therefore, he took the initiative to contact Taibai Jinxing, because he needed the other party to help him make suggestions.

But, is Taibai Jinxing reliable?Seeing the gum in the corner of Taibai Jinxing's eyes, Miao Zhichen felt tired.

Taibai Jinxing straightened his crooked hat, and said, "I've been paying attention to your situation all the time, and I've been thinking of a way about Zhenjun Erlang taking away the Lotus Lantern, but you know, I'm not the opponent of Zhenjun , It’s not okay to grab it by force, you have to outsmart it.”

Miao Zhichen asked: "How to outwit it?"

Taibai Jinxing spread his hands and said, "I won't make it, I will tell you if I make it."

Miao Zhichen said, "Speak with your tongue straight."

Taibai Jinxing turned into a bearded old man and said: "I think your attitude is not very good, I am a god after all, you have to respect me, so..."

Before Taibai Jinxing finished speaking, Miao Zhichen poured out the water. He was kicked in the head by a donkey to think that Taibai Jinxing had an idea!

Miao Zhichen blew out the candlestick and went to bed, but heard someone calling his name.

Taibai Jinxing stood at the head of Miao Zhichen's bed, calling Miao Zhichen as if summoning souls.

Miao Zhichen grabbed Taibai Jinxing's long beard irritably, and asked, "What are you doing here? Isn't your immortality sealed by Erlang God?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "I'm an immortal after all, and Zhenjun Erlang can't completely suppress my immortal skills~ Hey, I'm here to help you."

Miao Zhichen sneered, "Aren't you helpless?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "The way is what people think of."

Miao Zhichen said, "You are not human."

Taibai Jinxing said, "You are."

Miao Zhichen: "..."

Miao Zhichen felt like shooting himself in the foot with a rock. He originally wanted Taibai Jinxing to help him find a solution, but in the end he was forced to help Taibai Jinxing to find a solution.

Taibai Jinxing pushed Miao Zhichen to the inside of the bed, and lay on the outside, his movements were exactly the same as Liu Chenxiang's.

Miao Zhichen thought, do gods like to climb other people's beds?

Taibai Jinxing's beard was too long, and fell apart on the bed, Miao Zhichen rolled over and crushed the white beard, and he threw the beard back to Taibai Jinxing with an embarrassing face.

Taibai Jinxing stared at Miao Zhichen reproachfully, and said, "This is a very precious beard, you should take good care of it."

Miao Zhichen pulled down Taibai Jinxing's beard vigorously, Taibai Jinxing screamed in pain and turned into a hairless kid.

Taibai Jinxing complained: "You devil!"

Miao Zhichen hehe.

Miao Zhichen doesn't want to use his brain right now, he just wants to sleep, but Taibai Jinxing refuses to let him sleep. His reason is that Miao Zhichen disturbed him to sleep, so he can't let Miao Zhichen fall asleep peacefully.

Immortals are so stingy and caressing!

Miao Zhichen said patiently, "I can't even see the face of God Erlang, let alone snatch the Lotus Lantern."

Taibai Jinxing said: "You can call Zhenjun Erlang with the water mirror technique, oh, whether he will answer it is another matter."

Miao Zhichen wondered: "I'm a mortal who doesn't know magic, so I can talk to you with water mirror, isn't it because you are watching me all day and night so I can get through?"

Taibai Jinxing exploded and said: "Don't call me a pervert who likes to peep! You can call me because I gave you a storage bag with my signature. This is equivalent to the establishment of a relationship between the two of us. This relationship It can make me feel you. Didn’t you say that Zhenjun Erlang gave you a water dragon ball very kindly? This water dragon ball is the connection between you and Erlang God. When you read his name in your heart, he I can feel you."

Miao Zhichen made an inference, "It means that when the gods give something to the mortal, they will establish a connection with the mortal."

Taibai Jinxing said: "Yes! Of course, the connection is very weak, and the gods can unilaterally cut off the connection."

Miao Zhichen took out the water dragon ball and said, "Maybe Erlang God has already cut off contact with me."

Taibai Jinxing said: "Just try it and you'll know if it's not cut off."

As soon as he said try it, Miao Zhichen resolutely put on his clothes and got out of bed, and found a large basin to hold water.

Taibai Jinxing said unbalanced: "Use a bowl for videos with me, and a basin for videos with Zhenjun!"

Miao Zhichen said lightly, "He looks better than you."

Taibai Jinxing was hurt.

Facing the water basin, Miao Zhichen recited Erlang God silently, but after several times there was no movement, he was a little disappointed.Just when he was about to give up, the water suddenly rippled, and a big dog's head floated in the water.

The dog's head tilted its mouth in a mocking gesture, "Hey, mortal, what do you want?"

Miao Zhichen said, "I'm looking for Zhenjun."

Xiao Tiangou said: "Hey! Is it possible for you to find the real king if you want? If you want to find the real king, you must first get my consent."

Miao Zhichen said thoughtfully, "It is true that you should put a banner on your forehead."

Xiao Tiangou asked: "What banner?"

Miao Zhichen said, "There are vicious dogs inside, so don't enter."

The Xiaotian dog yelled "Aww" and dived into the water, intending to bite Miao Zhichen through the water mirror.

Miao Zhichen said coolly, "Your dog's fur is wet."

The Xiaotian dog immediately squatted up straight and frantically swung the water. The movement was no different from that of ordinary dogs, which made Miao Zhichen want to laugh.

Xiao Tiangou drank the water and wanted to bite Miao Zhichen, but he could only see it but couldn't touch it through the water mirror, so he could only circle around anxiously.

The Xiaotian dog sticks out its tongue when it turns around, wagging its tail wildly, as well-behaved as an obedient pet dog, it is obvious that Yang Jian is here, and he is showing off to his master.

Yang Jian rubbed the pointed ears of Xiao Tiangou and looked at Shui Jing.

When Miao Zhichen met Yang Jian's cold eyes, he frowned with a smile.This is his specially practiced smile, which has a strong affinity, and coupled with his naturally affectionate peach blossom eyes, it gives birth to a bit of charming charm for no reason.

Miao Zhichen said, "True Monarch, long time no see."

Yang Jian said, "Where is Taibai Jinxing?"

Miao Zhichen and Taibai Jinxing, who was hiding in the corner, broke out in cold sweat at the same time, "Hahaha, what Taibai Jinxing? Zhenjun is joking, how can I, a mere mortal, know such a tall immortal."

Xiao Tiangou interjected: "Oh oh oh, are you mocking the real gentleman for not being tall enough? You are so courageous! True gentleman, this mortal is mocking you."

Miao Zhichen said: "You are the one who satirizes the true king, what you think in your heart, and what you think when other people's words fall into your ears."

Xiao Tiangou said: "Talking nonsense! Don't listen to him, Zhenjun Zhenjun. In my mind, Zhenjun is the most noble, powerful and most..."

Yang Jian said, "Shut up!"

Xiao Tianquan crawled up and covered the dog's face aggrievedly.