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Miao Zhichen was sighing for his own future. He rested his chin on one hand, his eyes were dull, and he really wanted to go home.

Miao Zhichen sighed loudly on purpose, wanting Yang Jian to talk to him, but Yang Jian didn't fall for the trick and sat on his back.

"Don't you, Zhenjun, comfort me?" Miao Zhichen made a crying face, "Don't be too indifferent, or you won't be able to make friends."

"Why should I comfort you?" Yang Jian was puzzled, "I'm not a human, I'm a god."

Miao Zhichen said: "Gods also need friends."

Xiao Tianquan wagged his tail and said, "I am Zhenjun's friend."

Miao Zhichen said, "You are a pet."

Xiaotiangou said: "Then I am a friend and pet, right Zhenjun?"

Yang Jian scratched Xiaotiangou's chin, causing Xiaotiangou to roll comfortably on the ground, acquiescing to what it said.

Miao Zhichen hadn't finished cleaning, there was still dust on the floor, and the dog rolled and rolled, rolling all the dust on his dog's hair.Miao Zhichen rolled his eyes, and took over Yang Jian's work in a tricky manner, scratching the dog's itch, and while scratching, induced the dog to roll around the firewood house, and successfully rolled the firewood house to a spotless spot.

Miao Zhichen said, "It would be great if I could have a mop made of your fur." ​​The vacuuming ability is amazing!

Xiao Tiangou proudly puffed out his chest, and said, "My fur is even incomparable to many innate spirit beasts."

Miao Zhichen said, "That's right!"

Miao Zhichen patted Xiaotiangou on the back, and a layer of dust was patted on the back. Xiaotianquan realized that he had been fooled, and immediately blew up, chasing Miao Zhichen and biting.

Miao Zhichen hid behind Yang Jian with a stride, Xiao Tiangou could only yell at Miao Zhichen, and Miao Zhichen made faces at Xiao Tiangou.

Yang Jian, caught between this person and a dog: "..."

Yang Jian held Miao Zhichen with his left hand, and Xiao Tiangou with his right hand, and pulled the two guys down. One person and one dog squatted down obediently, the movements were exactly the same.If it weren't for the different types, people would mistake them for tacit twins.

Xiaotiangou said aggrievedly: "Zhenjun, he bullied me."

Miao Zhichen said: "Society is a big dye vat, and I'm teaching you that people's hearts are sinister."

Xiao Tiangou said: "I am! You are the most sinister one."

Miao Zhichen said, "Are you kidding me, am I synonymous with truth, kindness and beauty?"

Xiao Tiangou said: "Bah, bah, bah!"

The Xiaotian dog shook its hair, golden light glowed all over its body, its dog hairs stood on end, and the contaminated dust was automatically cleaned up, separated from its hair, and merged into a dust ball.Miao Zhichen was amazed, thinking that a dog that can clean itself would be so easy, and then when he was completely unprepared, the dust ball hit his face with a "slap".

Miao Zhichen: "..."

The Xiaotian dog who succeeded in revenge laughed up to the sky, and let out a wolf-like "wow" sound, scaring the other guests in the inn to hide under the bed. The wolf is coming!

Miao Zhichen complained to Erlangshen, "Zhenjun, look at what Xiaotiangou got for me!" He moved closer to Yang Jian, so that Yang Jian could see the ashes on his face clearly.

Unconvinced, Xiaotiangou squeezed Miao Zhichen away, put his forelimbs on Yang Jian's knee, and said, "Zhenjun, don't pay attention to him, he is a villain who sues first, human beings are the worst!"

"Zhenjun is sanctified in the flesh, and he was also a human being before." Miao Zhichen chuckled treacherously, "Tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Tiangou, do you have a second heart for Zhenjun, always scolding Zhenjun?"

Xiaotiangou said angrily: "You can't question my heart for Zhenjun, I'm going to bite you!"

The Roaring Dog roared, showing its sharp teeth at Miao Zhichen. Yang Jian closed the mouth of the Roaring Dog, and the Roaring Dog shut up with a "wow". Because the upper and lower teeth collided, the pain brought tears to the eyes. barking.

Hey, hey, Zhenjun doesn't love me anymore!

Miao Zhichen and Xiao Tiangou joked for a long time, but they still couldn't figure out the reason for Yang Jian's visit. If there was any further delay, Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian would be back, and he didn't want the uncle and nephew to meet at all.

Miao Zhichen asked: "Zhenjun, what is the purpose of you coming to me?"

Yang Jian said, "Well, something has happened."

Miao Zhichen: "..." You said something happened, so don't repeat it, what I'm asking is what is your matter?Why is it so difficult to communicate when they speak Chinese?

Roaring Sky Dog raised his ears and said, "Ahh, Zhenjun Zhenjun, I heard him slandering you. Disrespect to Zhenjun is a serious crime, so put him in the prison!"

Yang Jian said: "There is no prison in the Immortal Mansion."

Miao Zhichen fell down laughing, Xiaotian dog dragged his dog's face.

Miao Zhichen laughed enough, and asked Yang Jian again: "Zhenjun, what's the matter? Hey, are you going to give me the lotus lantern? Tell me, what do you want me to do? Go up the mountain of swords and go down to the sea of ​​fire." I'm willing to say anything!"

Xiaotiangou put on a standard mocking face, apparently scoffing at Miao Zhichen's rhetoric, but Miao Zhichen pretended not to see it.

Yang Jian said: "When you were in Xianfu, you said you would be my tour guide, did you count?"

Miao Zhichen was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't expect that Yang Jian was talking about this matter. He nodded quickly and said, "Of course."

Yang Jian said: "Agarwood's practice can range from three years to five or ten years. During this period, are you willing to fulfill your promise?"

Miao Zhichen was completely dumbfounded.

Miao Zhichen failed to give Yang Jian an answer, so Yang Jian said to give him time to think about it, and Miao Zhichen agreed.

Miao Zhichen was in a state of confusion, Erlang God really wanted him to be a tour guide?Isn't this just a joke?How serious is this fairy?Then he said he liked him casually, did he also take it seriously?That would be a headache, if Yang Jian wants to drag him into marriage one day, he doesn't have the ability and courage to refuse!

But why?Miao Zhichen couldn't figure it out.

Miao Zhichen is a very self-aware person. With his handsome appearance and charming smile, he can easily leave a good first impression on others.From childhood to adulthood, there are many people who have pursued him, whether male or female, and he is a person who knows how to use his own conditions to create benefits for himself, so his suitors have never stopped, even in the eyes of some people. He has playboy potential.However, his good looks are useless when facing Yang Jian. Yang Jian can beat him in terms of appearance alone, and in other aspects such as temperament, force value, etc., he is not worthy of Erlang Shen.The only thing he is better than Yang Jian is probably that he likes to laugh.

Did Yang Jian really take a fancy to him?Miao Zhichen didn't believe it.But he could sense that Yang Jian's attitude towards him was different from that of others, even though he hadn't seen how Yang Jian got along with others a few times.Why is this?Obviously, he and Yang Jian get along very little.

Miao Zhichen was terribly entangled, regardless of whether Yang Jian was interested in him, if Liu Chenxiang had to practice for so many years, what would he do?Forget it, let’s ask Taibaijinxing first.

Miao Zhichen was about to summon Taibai Jinxing when Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian pushed open the door and fell on the floor together.

Miao Zhichen asked, "What's wrong?"

Liu Chenxiang said: "Don't mention it, the shit in my stomach is about to be squeezed out."

Miao Zhichen: "..." This is an indescribable adjective.

Huang Daxian said: "Someone stepped on my tail, it hurts so much!"

It turned out that Miao Zhichen forced Liu Chenxiang to buy the portrait of the Thunderbolt Immortal, and after Miao Zhichen left, Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian continued to line up, but someone in the line shouted "The Thunderbolt Immortal has appeared!" , everyone was restless.

The crowd crazily squeezed into the Perak Temple, and the formation became a cloud. Even the staff who sold incense at the door were squeezed against the door frame, crying loudly.

Liu Chenxiang and Huang Daxian didn't know why, and they were pushed away by the crowd. Someone stepped on Huang Daxian's tail, and Huang Daxian yelled in pain. When he yelled, someone yelled "I stepped on someone", and the crowd broke down. It was chaotic, some people screamed, some cried, some fell down, but still no one gave up and squeezed into the temple.

The two of Liu Chenxiang were squeezed into a dizzy state, and Huang Daxian muttered about the pain in his tail, so Liu Chenxiang grabbed Huang Daxian and relied on his natural power to forcefully carve a way out of the crowd, went upstream and squeezed out of the crowd.

The two of them were so exhausted after going through this battle with huge crowds of people, they lay down on the floor like dead dogs.

Huang Daxian lay on the ground for a while, then sat up and hugged his tail and blew, with tears in his eyes, he could cry in minutes - a bunch of hair on his tail was trampled off!

Miao Zhichen asked: "Then, has the Thunderbolt Immortal manifested?"

Liu Chenxiang said: "I don't know."

"Strange." Miao Zhichen frowned slightly, "I've never heard that the Thunderbolt God will appear on the day of his birthday, and isn't the real Thunderbolt God the one who sold us the painting? In my time, it would be a large-scale Stampede, absolute front page headlines, okay if this happens in front of the temple? Weird."

"Hey, Zhichen, what did you just say? You said you were the Thunderbolt Immortal?" Liu Chenxiang stared wide-eyed, and grabbed Miao Zhichen's trouser legs, "Say it again."

Miao Zhichen knelt down, poked Liu Chenxiang's forehead twice, and made a small red dot, and said, "The person who sold us the picture of the Thunderbolt Immortal today is the Thunderbolt Immortal."

Huang Daxian asked: "Zhichen, how do you know? Do you know Thunderbolt Daxian?"

Miao Zhichen said, "I guess."

Liu Chenxiang unfolded the painting, read "Ren Ding, Thunderbolt Temple" once, and burst out laughing.

Liu Chenxiang said: "Wow, Zhichen, you are so smart! If this person is the Thunderbolt Immortal, then I will be able to become a teacher soon, and I can save my mother when I learn supernatural powers!"

Huang Daxian applauded and said, "Congratulations."

"Thank you." Liu Chenxiang turned to ask Miao Zhichen, "Zhichen, let us see what is written in your painting, maybe the Thunderbolt Immortal left other clues."

Miao Zhichen said, "No, not really."

Liu Chenxiang said: "Don't be stingy!"

When Liu Chenxiang came to grind Miao Zhichen, Huang Daxian went all over the woodshed to look for paintings, but he climbed up the beams and opened the firewood, but he couldn't find the painting anywhere.

Huang Daxian said, "Hey, Zhichen, where's your painting?"

Miao Zhichen was doing the cleaning because he was afraid that the painting would get wet, so he put it on the pile of firewood, but the pile of firewood was empty. He tried to recall, and remembered that Yang Jian seemed to put something in the storage when he left. It must be the painting!He immediately got a black thread on his forehead, what the hell is Erlang Shen going to do.

Miao Zhichen said with a dull face, "It's gone."