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Sun Wukong usually doesn't know much about human relations, but as far as he knows, a man's daughter-in-law is usually a woman.This Miao Zhichen actually said that Erlang God is his wife. Could it be that Erlang God is a woman?No, although he has never met Erlangshen face to face, he is sure that Erlangshen is an upright man.So Miao Zhichen is a woman?No, women have breasts, and Miao Zhichen's breasts are flat enough to run a horse-drawn carriage, so how could he be a woman.

Sun Wukong was confused, he asked: "Who is a woman, you or Erlang Shen?"

Miao Zhichen said: "None of us are women. There is no law in this world that stipulates that a man must be with a woman, or a woman must be with a man. When you meet someone, you like him and want to spend your life with him." , then it doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman.”

Sun Wukong has lived for 340 years and has never experienced love. He half understands what Miao Zhichen said, "So you like Erlang Shen?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Yes."

Sun Wukong said: "Has the Erlang God passed the door? If he has passed the door, then he will be my sister-in-law. I can't beat him, but if he hasn't passed the door, I can still fight him!"

Miao Zhichen said against his will: "I have passed the door, and I have given all the tokens of love."

The regret of not being able to fight Erlang God dilutes the shock that Erlang God is Miao Zhichen's daughter-in-law. He hooked the flagon with his toe, and the flagon returned to his hand, "It's a pity, it's a pity."

Although Sun Wukong decided not to fight Erlangshen, he still insisted on going to Guanjiangkou because he wanted to visit his sister-in-law.

Sun Wukong said: "In the world, the older brother must prepare a dowry for the younger brother's marriage. I missed your marriage, but I have to make up for the dowry."

Miao Zhichen couldn't beat Monkey King, so he had to be sure.Fortunately, Sun Wukong is not going to leave immediately, but has to spend a few days to prepare the dowry, which gives Miao Zhichen a buffer time.

In the story of "Havoc in Heaven", Yang Jian naturally forgot about Miao Zhichen again. If Miao Zhichen swaggered and led Monkey King to the other party's fairy mansion, he would say that he came to hire him, and Yang Jian would [-]% follow them first fight.

Miao Zhichen thought, how can he get Yang Jian to admit their relationship in the shortest possible time?

Miao Zhichen used the water mirror technique, and the person who connected was Xiaotiangou.

Xiaotiangou's big dog's head touched the surface of the water, blew a few water bubbles into the water, and asked, "Who are you?"

Miao Zhichen said, "I am Miao Zhichen." He was very tired answering this question.

Xiaotiangou said, "I don't know you."

Miao Zhichen said, "Your master knows me."

"Bah! I know everyone that Zhenjun knows." Xiao Tiangou dipped his paw in water and licked it. "My memory is very good. If I don't know you, Zhenjun doesn't know you either."

Miao Zhichen slandered that if you had a good memory, you wouldn't ask me the same question n times. He said: "Go to Zhenjun, I have something to tell him."

Xiaotiangou said: "What if you are a bad guy?"

Miao Zhichen laughed angrily at Xiao Tiangou, "Zhenjun Erlang is so powerful that he is invincible, and he is still afraid of bad people? It is you, a stupid dog, who is afraid of bad people."

"You're so stupid!" Xiaotiangou disturbed the water unhappily, and went to call Yang Jian with a hum.

Yang Jian in "Havoc in Heaven" is the adult version of Yang Jian.

Miao Zhichen smiled and said, "Erlang, seeing each other every day is like three autumns."

Yang Jian asked: "Who are you?" There are very few people in the three worlds who dare to call him by his nickname, and there are very few people who use such a frivolous tone.

Miao Zhichen said, "I am your husband who has never been married."

The water in front of Miao Zhichen condensed into a water polo, which hit his face with a "crash", knocking him down.

Miao Zhichen: "..." Erlang's temper has grown.

Miao Zhichen wiped his face and used the water mirror technique again, but Erlang didn't borrow it.He continued to harass and harass, until Erlangshen couldn't stand it anymore.

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, don't ignore me."

Yang Jian glanced at Miao Zhichen, but said nothing.

Xiaotiangou grinned after seeing Miao Zhichen's ruined appearance, "You look so stupid."

Miao Zhichen said, "No matter how stupid I am, you will be at the bottom."

Xiao Tiangou said: "Bah! You are the stupidest!"

"Don't dare to be, don't be." Miao Zhichen stroked back his wet forehead, "How dare I compete with you for the most stupid throne."

The Xiaotian dog bared its teeth and claws to bite Miao Zhichen, but in the end it only drank a belly full of water.Yang Jian couldn't bear to look directly at the stupidity of his pet, so he kicked the Xiaotian dog away to make it less embarrassing.

The Xiaotian dog was very aggrieved, and covered his ears with his front paws and lay down on the ground.

Beep, beep, Zhenjun doesn't love it anymore.

Yang Jian thought that Miao Zhichen was sick, and he was seriously ill, otherwise how dare he talk nonsense in front of him.But when Miao Zhichen sent him frequent video chats, he got connected by accident, and even he himself couldn't figure out why.

Yang Jian asked, "What do you intend to do?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, is there a tooth mark on your left chest near your heart?"

Yang Jian's expression changed slightly, and he remained silent.

How Yang Jian got the tooth marks on his left chest, even he himself doesn't know anything, only that the tooth marks have been with him for many, many years.One morning hundreds of years ago, when he was changing his clothes, this mark appeared on his chest inexplicably.This is an unbelievable thing. He became famous at a young age, and he is one of the best in this huge heavenly palace when it comes to divine power and immortality. Who could bite him without knowing it?

Yang Jian thought that the tooth marks would disappear one day, but as the days passed, the tooth marks did not fade at all, but gradually settled in color, as if a tattoo had been carved into his texture.He is half-human and half-god, and it stands to reason that there is no wound that can leave marks on his body. He used the fairy method to detect the tooth marks, only to find that the tooth marks were cast with a spell that never fades, and the person who cast this spell It was himself!This made Yang Jian puzzled, could it be that he allowed the other party to leave the tooth marks?So who is the person who left this tooth mark?

For this tooth mark, Yang Jian did a lot of research. At that time, he often paid attention to other people's teeth, those of Xiaotiangou, Tianpeng Marshal, and Taibaijinxing, but he firmly pinched the jaws of all the gods he knew. He opened his mouth to let him see his teeth, but after looking around, no one's teeth matched the teeth marks on his body.Over time, Yang Jian just let the tooth marks go.

Because the tooth marks are on the chest, and Yang Jian is not a bold person who can show his breasts, looking at the world, no one except himself knows the existence of this tooth mark, even Xiao Tiangou is aware of it. Know nothing.So, why does this mortal named Miao Zhichen know about the tooth marks on his chest?

Yang Jian said in a deep voice, "Who the hell are you?"

Miao Zhichen said: "You ask me this question every time, let's change it? For example, ask me about my measurements."

"Every time?" Yang Jian said, "Have I met you before?"

Miao Zhichen said, "If we haven't seen where did the tooth marks on your chest come from?"

Yang Jian said, "It makes sense."

After a while, Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou crossed the water mirror and met Miao Zhichen face to face.

Miao Zhichen smiled happily, and opened his arms to hug Yang Jian, but Xiao Tianquan jumped forward, and he hugged Xiao Tianquan.

Miao Zhichen ruffles the dog's hair in distaste, and says, "Go, go, you are everywhere."

Xiaotiangou pretended to be vicious and said: "You are not allowed to approach the real monarch."

Miao Zhichen said: "Just treat yourself like a pet, and don't care if there are so many of them, you will become a badass."

Xiao Tiangou tilted his head and asked, "What is Ba Po?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Bastard's wife."

Xiao Tiangou frowned and said, "You are the bastard! I will bite you to death!"

The Xiaotian dog went to bite Miao Zhichen with a "wow", and Miao Zhichen dodged deftly, and ran behind Yang Jian in a familiar way. Quan waved his hand and said, "What do you do for a dog to steal the show? Erlang and I are the protagonists, okay?"

Xiao Tiangou said: "Bah!"

Yang Jian interrupted the confrontation between the man and the dog. He used the silence technique on the Xiaotian dog to silence the Xiaotian dog for the time being. The Xiaotian dog squatted pitifully under a rock to plant mushrooms. Was it depressed? After a while, I ran to chase butterflies again, jumping around in the flowers so happy.

Yang Jian said: "Why did you contact me? If you did the tooth marks on my chest, why don't I have the slightest impression of you?"

Miao Zhichen bared his teeth and asked Yang Jian to check his own teeth, "Erlang, do you want me to take another bite and see if my teeth fit yours perfectly?"

An imperceptible blush floated on Yang Jian's face, and he said, "No need."

Miao Zhichen elongated his tone exaggeratedly, and said, "Wow, what a pity!"

Miao Zhichen hugged Yang Jian when he was sticky, Yang Jian took a step back, and Miao Zhichen took a step closer.The two moved back and forth for more than ten meters, and Miao Zhichen swooped down and hugged Yang Jian.

Yang Jian pressed Miao Zhichen's shoulder, trying to push him away, but Miao Zhichen yelled, "It hurts, it hurts, my shoulder is about to shatter."

Yang Jian said: "...I didn't use any strength."

Miao Zhichen said confidently: "You are a god, and I am a mortal. Your strength is not comparable to that of a mortal."

Yang Jian said, "Then let me go."

Miao Zhichen said, "Don't let go."

Yang Jian said: "If you don't let me go, I will do it."

"Move." Miao Zhichen buried his face in Yang Jian's neck, took a deep breath, and absorbed the scent that belonged to Yang Jian, "If you don't break my hand, I will hold it to my death you."

Yang Jian has never seen such a brazen person in his life for so many years. The strange thing is that he can't bear the slightest bit of anger, as if he has long been used to this person's way of acting.

Yang Jian once suspected that he had lost part of his memory, because he really couldn't remember the origin of the tooth marks.But he searched his life's experience in his mind, and there was no gap. He had magnificent deeds, and he also had ordinary days. He remembered everything clearly, and everything was perfect. There is really no room for other memories to be inserted in his memory.But Miao Zhichen made him familiar for no reason, it was a familiarity that penetrated to the bone, but he didn't know this person.

Yang Jian asked, "How did you leave tooth marks on my chest?"

Miao Zhichen said with a playful smile: "Of course he was turned into a red wave, spring is in full swing..." Before he finished speaking, Yang Jian opened his mouth, "Hey, hey, don't be angry, I'm just joking."

Yang Jian stared at Miao Zhichen, motioning him to tell the truth.

Miao Zhichen said, "I just want to leave you a proof."

Yang Jian asked, "What proof?"

Miao Zhichen said, "You are the proof of my wife."

Yang Jian:"……"

Yang Jian didn't want to talk to Miao Zhichen anymore, as there wasn't a single truth in his mouth, which made him irritated.With Yang Jian's usual temper, he would have walked away long ago, but when facing Miao Zhichen, his temper was much better, so much that even though he kept telling himself to ignore this guy and leave quickly, he was still reluctant Walk.

Yang Jian said: "This is Huaguo Mountain, the residence of the monster monkey Monkey King, how can you be here as a mortal?"

Miao Zhichen said, "It's a long story."

Yang Jian said, "Let's make a long story short."

Miao Zhichen said: "Erlang, are you interrogating my whereabouts? Hehe, have you admitted that you are my wife? Only my daughter-in-law is qualified to interrogate me."

Yang Jian:"……"

Miao Zhichen saw that Yang Jian had a tendency to make a bad face, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "Sun Wukong is my big brother."

Yang Jian said: "Brother? You are not a demon, how could you be brothers with Monkey King?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Sworn."

Yang Jian was quite surprised. According to his understanding of Monkey King, this monkey doesn't look down on anyone. How could Miao Zhichen, a mere human being, fall into the eyes of Monkey King and get the honor of sworn worship with him?

Now that Sun Wukong was mentioned, Miao Zhichen said while the iron was hot that Monkey King was going to Guan Jiangkou.

Miao Zhichen said: "Erlang, I told my elder brother that you are my wife, if he asks you then, don't deny it."

Yang Jian felt like trying the temperature on Miao Zhichen's forehead to determine if he had a fever. He was stupid, "You and I have never met before, how can you tell people about our relationship?"

Miao Zhichen said, "I didn't say a word that was nonsense."

"You..." Yang Jian couldn't say no to Miao Zhichen, "I won't admit such a ridiculous thing."

Miao Zhichen said, "If you don't admit it, Big Brother will fight you."

Yang Jian said: "If you want to fight, then fight!"

Yang Jian was never timid to fight, and Miao Zhichen's words not only did not dispel Yang Jian's idea of ​​fighting Monkey King, but ignited his fighting spirit, so Miao Zhichen had no choice but to use his trump card, "If you admit it, I will tell you How did the tooth marks on the chest come from!"

The tooth marks on his chest were Yang Jian's heart knot, and when Miao Zhichen said that, he really hesitated.

Yang Jian couldn't make up his mind for a moment, so he said, "I'll go back to Guanjiangkou first."

Miao Zhichen hugged Yang Jian and said, "Okay, I'll find you in two days."

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Yang Jian turned around and called Xiaotiangou, but after several blows, Xiaotiangou didn't appear.

Miao Zhichen said, "Where did this stupid dog go to play?"

Yang Jianshi: "No matter where it went, it should come back when it hears my whistle, unless..."

Unless someone traps Xiaotiangou so that it cannot return to Yang Jian's side!