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Both Yang Jian and Sun Wukong were keenly aware that there was someone in the white light. No matter how powerful a god this person is, if he was attacked by the golden cudgel and the three-pointed two-edged knife at the same time, he would definitely lose his soul. Even to ashes!They didn't dare to turn around, because if they turned around, they would hit Miao Zhichen. In desperation, they both retreated and were driven back several miles by their own weapons.

The two flew back and stood side by side with Miao Zhichen, all three of them staring at the white light.

The white light faded slowly, and under the eager gaze of the three people, the real body appeared—the old man's version of Taibai Jinxing!

Miao Zhichen: "..." Taibai Jinxing would never come to take him away so blatantly, would he? Could there be Taibai Jinxing in this story?He recalled, and indeed there were. It seemed that Taibai Jinxing's sudden appearance this time was related to the later plot, not aimed at him.

Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard, smiled kindly, and said, "Zhenjun, Your Majesty, long time no see."

Yang Jian did not respond coldly.

Sun Wukong was upset, anyone who was interrupted by others would be depressed, not to mention that Sun Wukong has always been straightforward and would not hide his emotions. He pointed at Taibai Jinxing with a golden cudgel and said, "Okay, old man Taibai!" , dare to sabotage my old grandson's battle, I would have killed you with one blow if I knew it."

"Your Majesty, you can't do that." Taibai Jinxing said, "I'm here to look for your Majesty. Anyone who comes is a guest. There's no reason for a master to beat a guest to death."

Sun Wukong was right when he thought about it, he had no choice but to put away the golden cudgel, still picking his nose and eyes at Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing came to Huaguo Mountain to invite Monkey King to be an official in Tiangong.

After Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Dragon Palace and the underworld, the Dragon King and Yan Luo Wang jointly wrote to the Jade Emperor, asking the Jade Emperor to punish Sun Wukong.After the Jade Emperor heard about Sun Wukong's deeds, he was so angry that he sent heavenly soldiers and generals to attack Huaguo Mountain. It was Taibai Jinxing who stopped the Jade Emperor.

Taibai Jinxing said to the Jade Emperor that Sun Wukong's abilities are as high as the sky, if the heavenly soldiers and generals were to deal with him, he would lose all his troops, or even wipe out the entire army, which would be a huge loss for Tiangong.It's better to bring Sun Wukong into Tiangong and give him an official job. One is to buy Sun Wukong, and the other is to restrain Sun Wukong with the rules of heaven.

The Jade Emperor relied heavily on Taibai Jinxing, so he accepted his proposal and sent Taibai Jinxing to Huaguo Mountain as a lobbyist to persuade Monkey King to become an official in Tiangong.

After Taibai Jinxing explained his intention, Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "My grandson is not an official, so uncomfortable."

Taibai Jinxing said: "My lord, you proclaim yourself the Monkey King just to dominate a mountain. With your ability and vision, don't you want to be trapped in this mountain for the rest of your life? Only when you become an official in the Heavenly Palace will you have the chance to shock the world and let the whole world know your name." All people and gods know you and worship you."

Sun Wukong is an aspiring man. He studied under the Bodhi Patriarch in order to become famous in the Three Realms one day. Immortals respect him, monsters walk around him, and mortals kneel three times and kowtow to him. Peak people.

Taibai Jinxing's words hit Sun Wukong's itching spot. He asked: "What kind of official does the Jade Emperor want me to be? You must first agree. If you want me to be an official, it must be an official who can come and go freely."

Taibai Jinxing said: "The official position has not yet been decided. Your Majesty will follow me to the Heavenly Palace first, and wait for the Jade Emperor to confer the title."

Sun Wukong said: "If I want to go to this Heavenly Palace, I have to explain to my monkey and grandson first."

Taibai Jinxing said: "I will wait for the king."

Monkey King flew back to Huaguo Mountain, and the three followed him.

Miao Zhichen deliberately slowed down, and stayed next to Taibai Jinxing.

In order to prevent Monkey King and Erlang God in front from hearing the voice, Miao Zhichen mouthed and asked, "Why are you here?"

Taibai Jinxing mouthed back, "I'm here to play tricks."

Because Taibai Jinxing's beard was too thick, it blocked his lips, and Miao Zhichen couldn't see his mouth shape clearly. He pulled Taibai Jinxing's beard and stared, and wanted Taibai Jinxing to become a gentleman, but Taibai Jinxing was not happy. In front of Sun Wukong and Yang Jian, he is a senior in the heavens anyway. If he uses the image of Zhengtai, his majesty will be lost.But Miao Zhichen grabbed his beard so hard that two of them were torn off abruptly, so he had no choice but to become a gentleman reluctantly.

Miao Zhichen said, "Repeat what you just said."

Taibai Jinxing said, "I'm here to play tricks."

Miao Zhichen said, "So when will I leave this story?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "I'm a side character with a lot of roles in it. I probably won't be able to get you away until Sun Wukong is overwhelmed under Wuzhishan."

Miao Zhichen said: "Wouldn't that be the whole process of following "Havoc in Heaven"?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Yes."

The two talked with their mouths throughout the whole process. When Sun Wukong and Yang Jian turned their heads to look at them, they tacitly turned their heads away, pretending that they didn't know each other, and when the two people in front stopped paying attention to them, they discussed heatedly again.

After going back and forth several times like this, the four of them arrived at Huaguo Mountain.

Monkey King stood on the top of Huaguo Mountain and summoned the monkeys from all over the mountain. Within a stick of incense, the top and bottom of Huaguo Mountain were full of monkeys. Miao Zhichen, who was crowded among the group of monkeys, became a monkey himself. illusion.

Sun Wukong spread his voice all over the mountain with the method of immortality, and he said: "Your great king is going to be an official in the sky."

The monkeys exploded in an instant, and there were many discussions, some cheered and some cried.

Sun Xiaohou said: "Everyone be quiet, listen to the king!"

The monkeys fell silent in unison.

Sun Wukong said: "After I leave, you all listen to Sun Xiaohou. Don't worry, I will not abandon you. I will come back to visit you from time to time."

The monkeys all held their arms high, beat their chests, and uttered a gorilla-like "boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo up" like a gorilla.

Sun Wukong said: "In the future, I will be a god. If someone comes to Huaguo Mountain to make trouble and report my name, they will be scared to death!"

The monkeys headed by Sun Xiaohou shouted: "Long live the king." The other monkeys echoed one after another, and for a while, "Long live the king" and "Zhi Zhi Zhi" with unknown meanings came and went for a long time.

Sun Wukong finished explaining to his monkeys and grandchildren, and then told Sun Xiaohou a few words alone, and he will follow Taibai Jinxing to the Heavenly Palace.Yang Jian didn't like Tiangong and said he wanted to go back to Guanjiangkou.Miao Zhichen was caught in the middle, in a dilemma.

Although Miao Zhichen has the title of Tiangong courier, he has never been to Tiangong, and he doesn’t even know what Tiangong looks like, so he has always wanted to go to Tiangong to see how the gods live there. , How is it different from ordinary people.However, Miao Zhichen wanted to follow Yang Jian to Guan Jiangkou. He hadn't conquered Yang Jian in this world yet, so he was reluctant to separate from Yang Jian.

Miao Zhichen said to Yang Jian: "Erlang, you are familiar with Tiangong, so you can play with me."

Yang Jian said, "Taibai Jinxing is more familiar than me."

Miao Zhichen said, "I'm not familiar with him."

Taibai Jinxing: "..." I'm your boss, you don't know me well, so you really do anything to get a man!

Yang Jian said, "I'm not familiar with you either."

Miao Zhichen said, "Who said that, we know everything well."

Xiao Tianquan said: "Hey, don't put gold on your face, Zhenjun is not familiar with you, and I am not familiar with you."

Miao Zhichen ignored the roaring dog, leaned closer to Yang Jian's ear, and blew into Yang Jian's ear cheaply, which made Yang Jian tremble sensitively, and he said, "Erlang, touch your chest and think about the two of us. Are you familiar with it?"

On Yang Jian's chest is the tooth mark left by Miao Zhichen. Although Yang Jian has no impression of this, he cannot deny that this tooth mark is Miao Zhichen's masterpiece.One is because Miao Zhichen is the only person other than him who knows the existence of the tooth marks, and the other is because the size of the tooth marks and the tooth marks fit Miao Zhichen's teeth.

Yang Jian had nothing to say and fell silent.

Sun Wukong and Yang Jian did not know each other. The two brothers embraced Yang Jian's shoulders and said, "Hey, Erlang God, I will be appointed as a high official. As my sister-in-law, should you go to congratulate me?" ah?"

Yang Jian said, "I'm not your sister-in-law."

"Why not?" Sun Wukong was surprised, "Zhichen is my second brother, you are Zhichen's daughter-in-law, you are my younger sister-in-law, could it be that I made a mistake about this relationship? Hey, you mortals and human beings The relationship between them is too complicated, I just can't figure it out, that's all, regardless of whether you are my brother-in-law or not, you have to go and congratulate me when we met once."

Yang Jian said, "I will give you a congratulatory gift."

Sun Wukong said: "I don't want your congratulatory gift. There is no treasure in the sky and on the earth that I can't get. I want you to watch the gift for me! Besides, the outcome between us is uncertain. After I become an official, we will decide the outcome." .”

Miao Zhichen and Sun Wukong worked together to persuade Yang Jian to go to the Heavenly Palace together, but Yang Jian couldn't resist, so he agreed.

Miao Zhichen gave Monkey King a thumbs up, and Monkey King smiled crookedly.

South Gate.

Miao Zhichen stared at this tall and limitless gate like a country bumpkin. With his mortal eyesight, even if he looked through his eyes, he still couldn't see the end of the Nantian Gate.Above the Nantian Gate, there are colorful clouds wrapped around it, which are decorations woven by fairies, and they will be used when welcoming distinguished guests.

The gatekeeper saluted Taibai Jinxing and Yang Jian, and asked, "Who are these two behind?"

Sun Wukong annoyed people to ask his identity the most, as if he was an unknown person in the eyes of others, he said: "I am Monkey King Sun Wukong of Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave, please remember my name, I will be a high-ranking official soon." Already!"

The keeper said, "Oh, I've heard of you, the monkey that jumped out of the rock."

"Who do you think is a monkey?" Sun Wukong was about to pull out the golden cudgel impulsively, but Taibai Jinxing hurriedly stopped him, and he persuaded, "Your Majesty, don't want to be as knowledgeable as him."

Monkey King crossed his arms and bared his teeth at the goalkeeper, showing a mouthful of sharp teeth.

The goalkeeper had spent too long a comfortable life at the Nantian Gate, and his calves trembled when he saw Sun Wukong's ferocity. He didn't dare to ask any more questions, and let the four of them enter the Nantian Gate.

Sun Wukong always thought that he was very famous, who would have thought that a gatekeeper didn't know him, which made him very angry.

Taibai Jinxing racked his brains to say good things, and praised Monkey King that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on earth, so Monkey King smiled.

Miao Zhichen was secretly funny. Although Sun Wukong is arrogant and domineering, he has a childlike personality. Little things can make him angry, but a few kind words can make him happy, which is really easy to coax.

The Tiangong was covered with whiteness everywhere, and the ground paved with white clouds was as soft as cotton candy. Miao Zhichen got stuck in the clouds while walking, and it took half a day to regain his balance.

Xiao Tiangou taunted: "You are so stupid, you need to use immortal methods to support yourself when walking in Tiangong, otherwise you may fall from the clouds. With your mortal body, you will fall to pieces."

Miao Zhichen rubbed the big dog's head of Xiao Tiangou, and said, "You say that I am a mortal, so where did the fairy power come from?"

"Hey, that's right." Xiaotiangou rolled up its tail and stretched it out again, "Poor mortal, then you can only ask for good luck."

Xiaotiangou ran forward after stimulating Miao Zhichen, but Miao Zhichen grabbed his tail, "Don't worry dear, if I fall down, I will definitely pull you with me."

Xiaotiangou flicked its tail wildly, jumped and said, "You are so annoying!"

Miao Zhichen said, "This is what it means to share blessings and share hardships."

Xiao Tianquan said: "I don't want to share the same difficulties with you."

Miao Zhichen smiled and scratched the base of the tail of the Xiaotian dog, and the dog hairs all over the body of the Xiaotian dog stood up, making his throat "grunt" in comfort, acquiescing to Miao Zhichen to grab its tail.

Miao Zhichen used the Roaring Sky Dog as a balance pole, and walked on the clouds with one deep foot and one shallow foot. Yang Jian couldn't stand it, so he injected two immortal qi into the soles of Miao Zhichen's feet, and Miao Zhichen's body suddenly became lighter , one step forward can jump several meters.

Miao Zhichen said, "I feel like I've become a superman."

Monkey King asked: "What is Superman?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Hey, it must be a fairy."

Sun Wukong said disdainfully: "What is a god? If my brother wants to be a god, I will definitely let you be a god. When I become an official, I will give you an official. Then you will naturally be a god."

Miao Zhichen knew that Sun Wukong's words could not be fulfilled, but he was still grateful to Sun Wukong for his importance, "Thank you for the promotion, brother."

Sun Wukong said: "You are my brother, I should help you."

Both of them laughed.

The Jade Emperor was not in the Lingxiao Palace today, so Taibai Jinxing invited a few people to his residence, and went to see the Jade Emperor when he went to court the next day.

Yang Jian does have a palace in the Heavenly Palace, which was specially built for him by the Jade Emperor. It is very close to Lingxiao Palace, but Yang Jian has never lived in it once, and this time he does not intend to make an exception. The group of people went to Taibai Jinxing's residence .

Taibai Jinxing assigned Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian to a room on the grounds that his room was messy and could not be used for people. A bit playful, Miao Zhichen gave Taibai Jinxing a "well done" gesture, promising not to pull his beard at will.

Yang Jian didn't say anything, Xiao Tiangou quit, "Why do you want my Zhenjun to share a room with someone else? Hmph, go live with a mortal and give up your room to Zhenjun."

Taibai Jinxing said: "I am not familiar with Miao Zhichen."

Xiao Tianquan said: "We are not familiar with him either."

Miao Zhichen was afraid that a god and a dog would start another discussion around the topic of "familiarity", and said: "Erlang has the final say on whether you want to live with me, you stupid dog, stop talking, be careful Make you into barbecue dog meat."

Xiaotiangou said: "Wow, you are so annoying, I will bite you to death!"

Xiao Tiangou went to bite Miao Zhichen, and Miao Zhichen led the Xiaotian dog around in circles with Yang Jian as the center, making Yang Jian dizzy, he separated the two annoying guys one by one, and said in a deep voice: "Okay , stop making trouble, we live in the same room."

Miao Zhichen burst into laughter.