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Miao Zhichen and Xiaotiangou were arguing endlessly about whether the other party was running naked. Yang Jian couldn't stand it anymore. He raised his index finger and turned Miao Zhichen's bed sheet into a long gown, and Xiaotiangou's dog hair into black armor.

Because Yang Jian has no talent in design, the costumes conjured up for this person and dog are quite unsightly, especially Xiaotiangou's. The black armor completely wrapped up Xiaotiangou, only showing two Only the dog's eyes, nostrils, and even the tail are covered, making the Xiaotian dog an armored dog.

The Xiaotian dog flicked its tail and made a creaking sound, which made it jump up and cover the dog's ears in fright.

Xiaotiangou wanted to speak, but the helmet restrained it like a shame mask, preventing it from opening its mouth. Suddenly, the dog's life was gloomy, and it was so melancholy that it wanted to become a cat.

Miao Zhichen praised against his will: "Zhenjun's aesthetics is really unique."

Yang Jian felt that Miao Zhichen's words were weird, but he couldn't think of what was wrong for a while, so he didn't pursue it anymore. He asked Miao Zhichen: "What's the matter with you?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Zhenjun, I miss home."

Yang Jian said generously, "I'll take you back."

Miao Zhichen said: "Oh, that's great, Zhenjun, you are a good god! Then Zhenjun, please return my storage bag to me, and I will exchange it with you for a better storage bag."

Yang Jian said: "I gave you the better storage bag you have."

Miao Zhichen said: "They are all the same, Zhenjun, do you want to change?"

Yang Jian nodded and said, "Yes." Before Miao Zhichen cheered, he said, "Then tell me how to open the storage bag."

Yang Jian's third eye can allow demons to appear, and can see the profound truths of the world, not to mention the movements in his own fairy mansion.

Taibai Jinxing communicated with Miao Zhichen using the water mirror technique, thinking that the gods were ignorant, but Yang Jian had already seen through.

In order not to arouse Taibai Jinxing's vigilance, Yang Jian did not eavesdrop on their conversation, but everything Taibai Jinxing and Miao Zhichen said and did fell into his eyes.

Yang Jian gave the storage bag to Miao Zhichen and said, "Open it."

Miao Zhichen said, "No, you will steal my things."

Xiao Tiangou said, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Zhenjun doesn't look down on mortal things like you!There must be a limit to self-importance!

Yang Jian said, "Then I can't let you go home."

Miao Zhichen said: "Zhenjun, you can't do this, you are robbing civilian men."

Yang Jian looked at Miao Zhichen and said, "Then sue me."

Miao Zhichen: "..." You are Erlang God who even the Jade Emperor respects you, who should I tell you? !

Miao Zhichen has a deep understanding of what is reasonable and cannot be explained clearly. It is obvious that his courier was robbed by someone, and it seems that he is at a loss.

Miao Zhichen thought, it would be good to be a fairy!

Yang Jian was completely unaware that his image in Miao Zhichen's mind had changed from a cold fairy to an unreasonable domineering fairy. He stood upright with his hands behind his back, and said, "Help me take out the lotus lantern, and I will let you take the place." Li Xianban."

Miao Zhichen said: "I have no interest in being a fairy." He just wants to be a good courier, and then win the gold medal courier, the most handsome courier and other reputations in the annual selection!

Miao Zhichen was sincere, but Yang Jian was stunned.

In Yang Jian's impression, all mortals want to lose their lives, from the common people in the dawn to the nobles in the sky, what they pursue is immortality and boundless mana.Miao Zhichen was the first person who categorically said that he did not want to become a fairy.

Yang Jian asked: "Why don't you want to become an immortal? If I let you rank in the immortal class, you don't need to practice hard. As long as I give you some pointers, and then take the magic elixir, you will be able to ascend in the daytime."

"There's no reason, some people like carrots, some people like vegetables, you can't force them." Miao Zhichen shrugged and said, "Zhenjun, stop tempting me, and give me the storage bag." Bar."

Yang Jian said, "No."

Miao Zhichen said: "Why? Actually, I don't quite understand why San Shengmu would be crushed under Mount Hua when she fell in love. Why can't humans and immortals fall in love? Isn't the so-called true love a species that transcends height, age, and sex? , how wonderful is a baby of mixed blood of immortals and mortals."

Yang Jian said, "This is the rule."

Miao Zhichen said: "Rules can be changed, so why keep useless rules."

Yang Jian remained silent.

Miao Zhichen called Yang Jian a few times and Yang Jian didn't respond, so he simply rushed towards Yang Jian to steal the storage bag. How could Yang Jian let him succeed, and disappeared in place with a teleportation, making Miao Zhichen rush null.

Yang Jian ran away, but Xiaotiangou didn't run away. The dog was still depressed because of his appearance. Miao Zhichen had an idea and hugged Xiaotiangou's neck. Miao Zhichen.

Miao Zhichen said: "Haha, don't struggle, your master has tied me up, so I will kidnap you."

Roaring Sky Dog is a celestial war dog at any rate, and it would be restrained by a mortal anywhere on weekdays, but today it was really in a bad mood, and after hiding for two times without avoiding Miao Zhichen, it gave up on itself and stopped moving.

Miao Zhichen shouted to the sky: "Erlang God! I kidnapped your pet. If you want to redeem it, you can exchange it with a storage bag!"

Xiao Tiangou: "..." This mortal is so stupid.

Miao Zhichen said: "Shen Erlang, if you don't show up again, I'll make Xiaotian dog into braised dog meat!"

Xiao Tiangou: "..." It's hard to say who will cook whom into braised pork.

Miao Zhichen yelled until his voice became hoarse, and Yang Jian didn't come. He patted the dog's head and said, "Hey, your master doesn't love you, or you follow me."

Xiao Tiangou said: "Bah!"

Xiao Tiangou stood up, got rid of Miao Zhichen, summoned a cloud and flew away in the mist. Miao Zhichen sighed repeatedly, that in the sky, people are not as good as dogs.

One day passed, and Miao Zhichen was at a loss as to how to get the storage bag. After returning to his residence, he filled a basin of water with dragon balls and tried to summon Taibaijinxing.

Taibai Jinxing came in response, looking like a little devil without a beard.

Miao Zhichen felt that Taibai Jinxing was unreliable since time travelling, and now seeing his hairless mouth and not being able to do things well, he felt that he was even more unreliable.

Taibai Jinxing asked: "What do you want from me?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Can you defeat Erlang God?"

Taibai Jinxing shook and said, "Don't be kidding, how could I beat that guy!"

Miao Zhichen said: "Isn't Taibai Jinxing ranked under the Sanqing with a high status? Erlang God is your junior, how can you not beat him?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Blue comes from blue and is better than blue. Besides, Zhenjun Erlang was born for fighting, and he is different from a kind person like me who makes money from harmony. I don't bother to use force to solve problems."

The corners of Miao Zhichen's mouth twitched. Some kind of good person would drag others from their familiar world to a strange world regardless of their wishes, and even assign them difficult tasks!

Miao Zhichen threw a rag into the water as if he had thrown Taibai Jinxing in the face. He said: "The storage bag is with Erlang God, and I can't get it back with my mortal ability! There is no way to do this. I apply for resignation."

Taibai Jinxing jumped and said, "You can't resign!"

Miao Zhichen said, "Then what do you think we should do?"

Taibai Jinxing created a beard and wrapped it around his finger, "I'll let Marshal Tianpeng go to Erlang Zhenjun's Mansion, eh, I won't tell you, I'll go to Tianpeng."

Marshal Tianpeng is well-known in Tiangong, because of his unparalleled handsome appearance, romantic and affectionate personality, he has scandals with many female fairies.

However, in Miao Zhichen's cognition, the canopy is a fat head with big ears, a pig's nose and long fangs, carrying a heavy five-foot nail rake, lustful and greedy, just a pig that can walk upright.

Who made the image of Zhu Bajie so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people?

Miao Zhichen is looking forward to the arrival of the canopy, after all, he is a celebrity in the myths and stories of later generations, and seeing him once is also a way to increase his knowledge.If you can meet Sun Wukong along the way, you've earned it!But he did the math, at this time Monkey King was still under Wuzhi Mountain.

The canopy came very quickly, and it arrived in an hour.

He has a good relationship with Yang Jian, and he crossed the barrier and entered the Immortal Mansion without any communication.

Tianpeng shouted: "True Monarch Erlang!" His shout used the magic technique, and the sound shook the heavens, and his shout could be heard in every corner of the Immortal Mansion.

Hearing this sound, Miao Zhichen shook his hand, smashed the water dragon ball he was using on the ground, and almost spit out a mouthful of blood from the shock of the powerful immortal power contained in the sound, Miao Zhichen calmed down , ran out to watch Zhu Bajie, no, the canopy was gone.

The canopy is combed in a bun, and he is dressed as a scholar. He is holding a folding fan, and his gaze is full of romance.

Yang Jian asked coldly, "What are you doing here?"

Canopy said, "Long time no see, I'm here to play with you."

Tianpeng is frivolous, but Yang Jian is calm and self-possessed. The personalities of the two can be said to be completely different.Biansheng Tianpeng loves to pester Yang Jian, saying that Yang Jian's life is too monotonous and boring, and as an immortal friend, he has an obligation to make Yang Jian's life colorful.Therefore, Tianpeng would come to trouble Yang Jian every once in a while, and once even took Yang Jian to the world to drink flowers and wine.

Tianpeng said: "I heard people say that you brought a man back from the world? Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to be so kind. No wonder you didn't even take a second look at the graceful Hua Niang."

Yang Jian said, "Stop talking nonsense."

Tianpeng said with a smile: "What I said is clearly the truth." He bumped Yang Jian with his elbow and said, "Don't hide it, call someone out so I can see and see, and I will show you the truth too." Check it out."

Yang Jian didn't bother to pay attention to the canopy, turned around and was about to leave, the canopy went to pull Yang Jian's arm, Yang Jian turned around and punched the canopy, the canopy quickly dodged, shouted "Don't hit me" and Yang Jian started to fight .

When Miao Zhichen came all the way, he only saw Xiaotiangou who was licking his paws in boredom, and Yang Jian and Tianpeng who hit the sky and became two spots of light.