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Nezha never hated Li Jing when he died, and he never hated Li Jing when he learned that Li Jing had destroyed the Nezha Temple built for him, but Li Jing killed Mrs. Yin, this crime alone is enough to make Nezha feel sorry for him. He hated it to the bone, and wanted to cut him into pieces!Therefore, after Nezha had cried enough, his hatred drove him to avenge Mrs. Yin.

Nezha said to Yang Jian, "I want revenge."

Yang Jian said, "Go."

Nezha stepped on the hot wheel and said, "Daddy is kind-hearted, so mother doesn't need to let daddy know about it."

Yang Jian said: "He is your father and has the right to know your whereabouts." He tiptoed, touched Nezha's face, and said, "Be careful."

Nezha said, "Thank you mother, I'll be back soon."

Miao Zhichen was lying on the grass with a black line on his forehead.

Miao Zhichen said, "Nezha said he wanted revenge, so you let him go?"

Yang Jian asked: "Otherwise?"

Miao Zhichen said: "Although Li Jing is a scumbag, he is also Nezha's father. If Nezha kills Li Jing, he is patricide. This is a felony no matter what era it is."

"So what?" Yang Jian didn't take it seriously, "With me around, who would dare to convict Nezha."

Miao Zhichen said: "Erlang, even if there is no law that can convict Nezha, people say he will be drowned."

Yang Jian said: "I will hold him, so that he won't drown."

Miao Zhichen said, "...that's not the point."

Yang Jian asked, "What's the key?"

Miao Zhichen: "..."

Miao Zhichen couldn't explain clearly to Yang Jian, so he wanted to go directly to Chentangguan to find Nezha, but when he got up, Yang Jian pointed to his collar, and Miao Zhichen saw that the collar was full of dried up tears snot.

Miao Zhichen covered his face tiredly, he actually fell asleep wearing this dirty thing!

When Miao Zhichen returned to his room, he boiled a bucket of hot water with water and fire dragon balls, took off his dirty clothes and got into the bucket, sighing comfortably.These days he was busy with Nezha's affairs, he hadn't been able to take a good bath for many days, now that he got into the water, he felt like he was in heaven.

Yang Jian stood at the door and asked suspiciously, "Are you comfortable?"

Miao Zhichen said: "Taking a bath is one of the happiest things in the world." He opened his eyes a little, looked at Yang Jian, and said, "Erlang, come and have a bath with me."

Yang Jian said, "No."

Miao Zhichen said: "You are the size of a child now, this wooden barrel can hold the two of us, come on, don't be shy."

Yang Jian said, "No."

Miao Zhichen evoked a smirk, stepped out of the barrel naked, grabbed Yang Jian's armpit from behind when Yang Jian turned around because of embarrassment, picked him up and threw him into the barrel, majestic The boy in the house immediately became a drowned rat.

Yang Jian shook his head, flicked the water from his hair, and said, "How could you do that?"

"Why not?" Miao Zhichen returned to the bucket, grabbed Yang Jian's hand and undressed Yang Jian, "Erlang, your clothes are all wet, take them off, I'll rub your back."

Yang Jian didn't want to use celestial power to deal with Miao Zhichen, but how could he earn Miao Zhichen when he was young, and Miao Zhichen forced him to take off his naked body in a few strokes.

Miao Zhichen smiled and said, "Erlang's skin is really good."

Yang Jian said: "I am a child's body, what do you want to do to me?"

"Hey, don't make me sound like a pervert, I'm not a pedophile." Miao Zhichen put soap on Yang Jian's long hair and rubbed white bubbles out of his long hair. You take a shower."

Yang Jian obviously didn't believe it, he secretly glanced at Miao Zhichen's underwater object, then at his own, turned his back, and pointed his butt at Miao Zhichen.

Miao Zhichen couldn't help laughing. He always felt that his Erlang had become smaller not only in appearance but also inside. He pinched Yang Jian's chubby buttocks disgustingly, and said, "Tsk, it feels so good."

"Miao Zhichen!" Yang Jian slapped the surface of the water, and the splashed water wet the floor and caught Miao Zhichen's eyes.

Miao Zhichen exaggeratedly shouted: "Ah, I'm blind, I'm blind."

Yang Jian ignored him.

Miao Zhichen said: "Erlang, I'm really going to be blind. The saponins in this water are bad for the eyes."

Yang Jian still ignored him.

Miao Zhichen resorted to bitter tricks and said, "Hey, Erlang, I will be blind from now on. Are you willing to spend the rest of your life with a blind man?"

Yang Jian:"……"

Yang Jian couldn't bear to be cruel to Miao Zhichen, so he grabbed Miao Zhichen to show him his eyes, but the skins of both of them were so smooth and slippery that they couldn't pick them off, so Miao Zhichen supported Yang Jian Butt, pinch it from time to time.

Yang Jian hit Miao Zhichen on the back of the hand twice, and Miao Zhichen remained stubborn, so Yang Jian let him go.

Yang Jian opened Miao Zhichen's eyelids with his small hands, and pursed his lips to blow air on Miao Zhichen's eyes, trying to make Miao Zhichen feel better.

Seeing Yang Jian's serious appearance, Miao Zhichen couldn't hold back his liking in his heart, grabbed Yang Jian's little hand and kissed him several times. Kissed the little butt, which annoyed Yang Jian so much.

Miao Zhichen said with a playful smile, "Erlang, it's pretty good that you maintain this appearance."

Yang Jian said, "Do you like children more than adults?"

Miao Zhichen said, "This question is so weird."

Yang Jian said: "The answer to this question can determine whether you are a normal person or a pervert."

Miao Zhichen said righteously: "I am a normal person who can't be more normal, and I will only be perverted when I am facing you."

Yang Jian:"……"

Yang Jian is not Miao Zhichen's opponent when it comes to arguing, so he simply doesn't talk to Miao Zhichen.

Miao Zhichen caught Yang Jian kissing him again, and the kiss made his mouth taste like saponin, and then he started to bathe himself and Yang Jian.

After taking a bath, Yang Jian's whole body was flushed red, which made Miao Zhichen's heart tremble. He wrapped Yang Jian in a piece of cloth, dried it well, and then put on new clothes for Yang Jian.

This dress was prepared by Taiyi real person for Nezha, and it was equipped with a bellyband. When Miao Zhichen put the bellyband on Yang Jian, he couldn't help laughing. Yang Jian stomped on Miao Zhichen's nose with a dark face. feet, Miao Zhichen held Yang Jian's ankles and scratched the soles of his feet.

Miao Zhichen said: "My dear Erlang, how can you be so cute!"

Yang Jian:"……"

Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian had had enough trouble before they thought of doing something serious, which was Nezha's revenge on Li Jing.

Yang Jianyun said calmly: "You have been making trouble for half an hour, Li Jing may have died under Nezha's flaming gun long ago."

Miao Zhichen said, "Li Jing's life is at stake, he won't die."

Yang Jian said: "If you can't die, you will be disabled."

Speaking of this, Miao Zhichen saved one thing.

In "Nezha Navigating the Sea", Miao Zhichen needs to deliver four couriers, Qiankun Circle, Huntian Ling, Fenghuolun and Linglong Pagoda.The first three pieces belonged to Nezha, and they were all given away, but the last one was given to Li Jing.

Taibai Jinxing had instructed that the Linglong Pagoda should be given to Li Jing when Li Jing was beaten half to death by Nezha, and it seemed that the time had come.

Miao Zhichen still remembers the seven extremely cruel punishments in the Linglong Pagoda, fire punishment, water punishment, cutting, boiling, splitting, beheading and skinning.Each of these criminal laws can make life worse than death, but Nezha has tasted all of these seven criminal laws, even more than once or twice!Thinking of this festival, why would Miao Zhichen give the Linglong Pagoda to Li Jing?

Miao Zhichen said: "Erlang, do you still remember that I told you that I was an artifact courier in various fairy tales?"

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Miao Zhichen said: "I have a treasure here called the Linglong Pagoda, which is to be given to Li Jing. This Linglong Pagoda is specially designed to defeat Nezha. If Li Jing gets this treasure, then our Nezha will suffer greatly." crime."

Yang Jian said: "You don't give it to him."

Miao Zhichen said: "If I don't give it to him, then the story cannot continue, and the world may fall apart."

Yang Jian said, "Give me the Linglong Pagoda."

Miao Zhichen complied.

The Linglong Pagoda was one foot high, and Yang Jianduan held it like a toy that was too huge in his hand. He recited a mantra, and the Linglong Pagoda shrank to match his height.

Yang Jian closed his eyes, muttered chanting in his mouth, and injected immortal power into the Linglong Pagoda. The pagoda was like a desk lamp, glowing and glowing. When Yang Jian's chanting stopped, the pagoda recovered.

Miao Zhichen asked, "What did you do to the Linglong Pagoda?"

Yang Jian said, "Some modifications have been made."

The Linglong Pagoda was originally designed to trap people in the pagoda and suffer all the tortures in the world to death, but after Yang Jian's transformation, the Linglong Pagoda became a place where users would bear the pain of the people in the pagoda.

Miao Zhichen straightened his mind and said, "In other words, when Li Jing traps Nezha with the Linglong Pagoda, all the pain of torture that Nezha experienced will be passed on to Li Jing, and Nezha will be safe and sound?"

Yang Jian said: "Yes, I want to take another drop of blood from Nezha and Li Jing respectively, and let the Linglong Pagoda recognize the owner. Not only will Nezha not be hurt by the torture in the Linglong Pagoda, but he will not be trapped. He wants to come here in the pagoda. Just come and walk as you want; as for Li Jing, as long as Nezha is in the pagoda for a while, he will bear the punishment for Nezha for a while, even if the pagoda is used by others in the future, this law will not change."

Miao Zhichen was overwhelmed with admiration, "My dear Erlang, this is a great idea! In this way, Nezha doesn't have to kill Li Jing, and he won't be charged with killing his father, and I can hand over the Linglong Pagoda to Li Jing with peace of mind. , As for Li Jing himself, he'd better not be unfavorable to Nezha for the rest of his life, otherwise he will be the one who suffers!"

With the method of getting the best of both worlds, Miao Zhichen was in a good mood. He summoned somersault cloud and was about to go to Chentangguan. He couldn't wait to hand over the Linglong Pagoda to Li Jing so that he would suffer the consequences.

Yang Jian pushed somersault cloud away, and said: "Zhichen, after you give the Linglong Pagoda to Li Jing, your courier mission in this story will be completed, then will you go to the next story? I will forget your love again." ?"

When Yang Jian said that, his eyes were full of disappointment, and Miao Zhichen's heart melted. He said, "Taibai Jinxing promised that we will restore your memory and never erase it again."

Yang Jian said, "I don't believe him."

Miao Zhichen said: "He shouldn't lie to us, and it's not good for him." He paused and said, "However, a bigger story will follow immediately after "Nezha Nao Hai". I don't have to go to another time slot, so we won't be parting."

Yang Jian asked, "What do you mean?"

Just as Miao Zhichen was about to explain, Daoist Taiyi flew over.

Master Taiyi's complexion was as heavy as the bottom of a pot, and when he came, he asked where Nezha was, and Miao Zhichen said that Nezha was at Chentangguan.

Master Taiyi said: "Nezha can't kill Li Jing."

Yang Jian asked, "What happened?"

Taiyi real person said: "A big battle is about to start, we need Li Jing's strength, he can't die."

Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian looked at each other and nodded. This is what he called the next story.

The battle of the Conferred Gods is about to begin.