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Yun Zhongzi was a middle-aged handsome uncle, the old god was meditating on the ground, when he heard someone coming in, he only slightly opened his eyelids, looked around, and then closed them again.

Yun Zhongzi said, "Lei Zhenzi."

Lei Zhenzi cupped his fists and said, "The apprentice is here."

Yun Zhongzi said, "Who are the two people you brought back?"

Lei Zhenzi said, "It's Dao brother Yang Jian and his wife Miao Zhichen."

Yun Zhongzi said: "It turns out that he is the proud student of Master Yuding."

Yang Jian bowed and said, "Meet Master Uncle."

"I'm not your uncle." Yun Zhongzi shook his hand, "The Twelve Golden Immortals are your master and uncle. Just call me senior."

Yang Jian said kindly, "Senior."

Yun Zhongzi had done enough posing, stood up lazily, pinched his fingers and made the calculation.

Yun Zhongzi said: "Lei Zhenzi, go to the back mountain and choose a weapon that is convenient for you, and go down the mountain."

"Go down the mountain?" Lei Zhenzi was shocked by the news. He wanted to go down the mountain and see the outside world since he was a child, but Yun Zhongzi never allowed it. Lei Zhenzi endured it on the mountain. He couldn't go down the mountain anymore, but Yun Zhongzi suddenly asked him to go down the mountain, which made Lei Zhenzi very puzzled, "Master, didn't you let me go down the mountain?"

Yun Zhongzi said: "Go down the mountain and save a man named Ji Chang, he is your father."

"My father?" Lei Zhenzi asked with a question mark on his forehead, "Isn't my father a bird? Master, you said that you roasted and ate my father and raised me out of guilt."

Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian: "..."

Yun Zhongzi was not at all ashamed of the nonsense he made up, and said casually: "I made it up in order to let you break away from the world and practice with peace of mind. You were originally an orphan in Yanshan. Xibo Hou Jichang rescued you when passing by and took you in." As his [-]th son, I counted you and I as mentors and apprentices, so I took you under my door. Now that Xibohou's seven-year calamity has come, you, a son, should go to save your father. After you save Xibohou, don't send him back to Xiqi, let him go by himself, and you go find another man named Jiang Ziya, obey his words, and build military exploits."

Lei Zhenzi has become a mosquito-repellent eye, such a large amount of information is hard for him to digest!

Yun Zhongzi didn't wait for Lei Zhenzi to digest it, so he drove Lei Zhenzi to the back mountain to get weapons, and said that if Lei Zhenzi didn't go to Xibohou, he might not be able to escape Chaoge.

Lei Zhenzi went to the back mountain in a daze, Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian were with him.

Lei Zhenzi said: "My God, I was able to go down the mountain, and I went down the mountain to save my father!"

Miao Zhichen said, "The opportunity you've always dreamed of going down the mountain is here, take it well."

Lei Zhenzi said: "But I don't even know what my father looks like, do you know?"

Miao Zhichen said, "...We don't know either."

Lei Zhenzi said, "Then how can I save him?"

Miao Zhichen said: "Hey... Maybe father and son are connected, you will recognize him when you see him."

Lei Zhenzi said, "You are right!"

Lei Zhenzi accepted Miao Zhichen's explanation, digested this fact, and actively searched for suitable weapons in the armory in the back mountain.

There are hundreds of weapons in this arsenal, including swords, guns, swords and halberds.

Lei Zhenzi tried several kinds but couldn't get his hands on one, and his wings drooped listlessly. Miao Zhichen took out the gold stick in time and asked Lei Zhenzi to try.

Lei Zhenzi took the golden stick and played a few tricks, his eyes lit up, and he said, "This is good."

Miao Zhichen said, "Since you think it's good, I'll give it to you."

Lei Zhenzi said, "Why is this so embarrassing?"

Miao Zhichen said: "There's nothing to be ashamed of. A good weapon should be given to someone who is suitable for it."

"Don't you hate me? Why did you give me a weapon." Although Lei Zhenzi was overly thick, he had a sensitive heart.

Miao Zhichen said: "I don't hate you, I just hate you staring at my Erlang."

"I didn't stare at Brother Yang all the time, I just wanted to compete with him." Lei Zhenzi danced his golden stick in a circle, and said to Yang Jian with great interest, "Brother Yang, why don't we come to compete with him now!"

Yang Jian said, "Okay."

The two fought as soon as they said they wanted to, without even giving a signal, they both flew into the sky, and made a move. Only Miao Zhichen was left in the armory, and was caught by the headwind brought by the two of them when they flew up quickly. Scratched into the nose of the plane.

Miao Zhichen took care of his hair, walked out of the cave slowly, looked up at the fight between Yang Jian and Lei Zhenzi, and muttered to himself, "Tell me anyway." Hair can be cut off and hair should not be messed up. !

Lei Zhenzi is an otaku who lives in Zhongnan Mountain since he was a child and has never seen the world, and has zero actual combat experience. At his age, Yang Jian has already killed all directions, and his reputation has spread throughout the three worlds. The relationship between the two There is no doubt that Lei Zhenzi was defeated in the duel.

Lei Zhenzi already admired Yang Jian, and after a battle, he admired Yang Jian even more. If he hadn't already had a master, he might have knelt down to worship him.

Lei Zhenzi said: "Brother Yang is even more powerful than the legends say."

Yang Jian said, "Accept."

Lei Zhenzi said: "No, no, Brother Yang accepted it. If you use all your strength, I won't be able to do fifty strokes under your hands."

Yang Jian said: "You are very talented, but you lack experience. After this trip down the mountain, you will make great progress."

Having been praised by the idol, Lei Zhenzi was so happy that he kept shaking his wings, and the feathers flew everywhere.

Lei Zhenzi signed for the golden stick, and Miao Zhichen was not in a hurry to part ways with him, and the family decided to follow Lei Zhenzi to save people.

Nezha had never seen such a strange creature as Lei Zhenzi, always wandering behind Lei Zhenzi, and when no one was looking, he grabbed two feathers and used them to weave a feathered crown for the Xiaotian dog to wear.

The Xiaotian dog sneezed because of the smell of the feathers, and the crest of feathers that were not very strong fell into pieces.

Miao Zhichen took off the down from his hair and said, "Lei Zhenzi, do you eat too much salt?"

Lei Zhenzi said: "It's okay, I always eat with Master, and Master doesn't like salt."

Miao Zhichen said, "Then why do you keep losing your hair?"

Lei Zhenzi folded his wings, made a pitiful expression with his ferocious facial features, and said to his finger: "I don't want to lose my hair, but my fur is too fluffy and it falls off if I move it. I can't help it."

Miao Zhichen said: "Too much hair loss is unhealthy."

"Then am I sick? Or am I going to die?" Lei Zhenzi felt depressed as if struck by a bolt from the blue, "I haven't made a name for myself yet."

Miao Zhichen said embarrassingly: "No, think too much, you are malnourished at most." Although Lei Zhenzi didn't quite understand what malnutrition was, he was sure that he would not die, which made him heave a sigh of relief.

Miao Zhichen's family soared through the clouds, while Lei Zhenzi used his wings to fly on his own.

Lei Zhenzi flies very fast, and can flexibly turn, brake, and rotate 360 ​​degrees in the air. He plunged into a lump of soft cloud, smashed the cloud and flew out of it, which made his body stained. The fragments of the white cloud were removed, making him white, like a cloud flying at high speed.

Nezha saw that Lei Zhenzi was having fun, so he stepped on the hot wheel and flew down the somersault cloud, and flew with Lei Zhenzi, chasing and playing.

As Tongguan approached, everyone fell silent.

Lei Zhenzi looked into the distance with his eagle eyes, and saw an old man running hurriedly on a white horse.

Lei Zhenzi asked Miao Zhichen, "Is that Lord Xibo?"

Miao Zhichen said, "That's your father and not mine, how do I know?"

"Then I'll ask him." Lei Zhenzi lifted his breath and shouted loudly, "Is the man on the horse Jichang Xibohou?"

The horse under the old man's crotch was neighed by the roar from outside, and almost threw the old man off the horse. Fortunately, the old man hugged the horse's neck tightly, which prevented the fate of falling.

The old man asked tremblingly, "Who is calling me?"

Lei Zhenzi said, "Are you really Xibo Hou Jichang?"

The old man said: "I am Ji Chang, who are you? Why don't you show up?"

Lei Zhenzi swooped down to the ground, stood in front of the horse, supported the ground with a golden stick, and said, "I am your hundredth son, Lei Zhenzi."

Lei Zhenzi's appearance was really frightening. Ji Chang, who hadn't been thrown off his horse just now, was so frightened that he fell off his horse.

Ji Chang said: "I don't remember having such a son." When he was young, he was handsome and handsome. Every girl in a radius of five hundred miles dreamed of marrying him, and the wife he married later was also a well-known beauty. His sons have all inherited the merits of him and his wife, and they all have a good skin. How could such a monster-like son be born.

Lei Zhenzi said: "Father, do you still remember that you found an abandoned baby in Yanshan? I am that abandoned baby."

Ji Chang was old and his memory was not good. He thought for a long time before he remembered such a thing and said, "Yes, I saved an abandoned baby, but the abandoned baby was a human child."

Lei Zhenzi's bruised face turned black, he looked as if he was angry, but he was actually shy, "I became like this because I was greedy and spoiled food."

Ji Chang: "..."

Miao Zhichen's family on the cloud: "..."

Miao Zhichen said to Nezha: "Nezha, don't eat indiscriminately, this is a lesson from the past."

Nezha said, "I'm not a foodie, don't worry, Daddy."

Miao Zhichen pinched Nezha's chubby face lovingly.

Ji Chang was talking with Lei Zhenzi and his son, when they suddenly saw smoke and dust billowing behind them, it was the pursuers!

Lei Zhenzi said: "Father, run away quickly, I will help you stop the pursuers."

Ji Chang said: "These people chased after me on the order of King Zhou. Don't hurt their lives."

Lei Zhenzi said: "My son listens to his adoptive father."

Lei Zhenzi walked around Ji Chang, flapping his wings, and the strong wind whipped up by the wings blew the group of people upside down.

Lei Zhenzi pointed at the leading general with his golden stick, and said, "Get back quickly, and I will spare your lives."

The general asked, "Who are you? Why should we listen to you?"

Lei Zhenzi said: "If you don't listen to me, I will eat you."

Lei Zhenzi looked like a bird's beak, but when he opened his mouth, there were dense fangs in his mouth, which was extremely terrifying. Lei Zhenzi then hit a mountain with a golden stick, and the mountain was blown flat.The generals chasing Ji Chang were all mortals, they had never seen such a battle before, and before Lei Zhenzi repeated it for the second time, they all ran away in a panic.

Lei Zhenzi used his strength to frighten the generals of the Shang Dynasty, and he was overjoyed. This was the first time he had confronted someone head-on, and he easily won the victory, which made his confidence infinitely inflated.

Lei Zhenzi waved his wings to Yang Jian in Somersault Cloud, and Yang Jian nodded to him in response.

Lei Zhenzi turned back to Ji Chang, picked up the tired old man who seemed to be about to stop breathing in the next second, and flew out of Tongguan at lightning speed.

After leaving the customs, Lei Zhenzi put Ji Chang down, bid farewell to Ji Chang, and left with a fan. He firmly remembered what his master said, and after saving Ji Chang, he would go to find Jiang Ziya.

Xibohou didn't expect that Lei Zhenzi left him halfway, and left him in a wilderness.

Ji Chang said, "Could it be that I'm going to die here?"

"Of course not, your lifespan is not over yet." Miao Zhichen lowered the somersault cloud to Ji Changping.

Ji Chang asked, "Who are you?"

Miao Zhichen said, "People who can help you."

Ji Chang asked, "Can you send me back to Xiqi?"

"Yes." Miao Zhichen showed his big white teeth with a smile, "I'll take you back to Xiqi for free, and the speed is guaranteed to be fast and safe, but you have to promise me one condition."

"What's the condition?" Ji Chang said solemnly, "I, Lord Xibo, will never do anything wrong. If you want me to do something bad for you, then I would rather die here."

Miao Zhichen said: "You think too much, I want you to accept one thing."