Eating, drinking, bedding

It has been more than a month since the owner of the herb garden came back. During the period, no matter whether it was going to court or a banquet, Mausoleum refused all of them. During the day, he watered the flowers and plants, or listened to Shaogong playing the piano. As Zhu Rong said, he never stepped out of the house. Half a step to the herb garden.

It's just that Ling Duan has been a little irritable these days, or anxious, often holding Shaogong in his arms, and when Shaogong asked him, he sighed and remained silent.

"Tuan'er, what's the matter with you?"

"I want to eat." Buried in Shaogong's arms for a long time, he finally answered.

"Are you hungry?" Strange, Ling Duan is now an ancient god, how could he feel hungry.

"I'm not hungry, I just want to eat." Ling Duan's voice was muffled at first, but then he amplified, with a crying sound, "I want to eat sweet and sour fish, braised lion head, lotus chicken, and pork ribs in sauce , mandarin duck stew..."

Hearing the names of dishes reported by Ling Duan, I knew he was greedy, but there is no food in the sky on weekdays, and occasionally there are only some fruits for banquets. Where can I find these earthly dishes?

"This..." In the sky, gods don't need food, how could there be such things?

"Shao Gong, accompany me to see the Emperor of Heaven." As if he had made some decision, Ling Duan suddenly became very angry when speaking.

"Do you want the Emperor of Heaven to open a kitchen for you?" Cook for yourself?

"No..." Ling Duan walked out while pulling people.

Along the way, the gods, big and small, saw Lingduan's majestic appearance, and wanted to say hello, but Lingduan's almost fanatical eyes turned back. They just looked at Ouyang Shaogong with pity. Li's fairy official, being dragged away now, is really... so pitiful.

When we arrived at the Heavenly Emperor's Palace, the gatekeeper said that the Heavenly Emperor was playing chess with the Taishang Laojun, and asked him to wait in the lobby, but Lingduan couldn't bear to push the person and went in. Shaogong on the side wanted to pull him to the end He was pulled in together.

"Your Majesty, the little god has something urgent to report."

Here, the Heavenly Emperor and Laojun were playing chess, and the situation was not yet clear. Seeing Lingduan's swearing not to give up until he reached his goal, he knew that there was no way to wait, so he took a look and said, "Let's talk."

"I'm going down to earth."

"Going down to earth? Didn't you just come up? Going down to earth again? What's the matter?" If it wasn't for a major event that would affect several worlds, the Heavenly Emperor wouldn't want to let Chong Li out, it would be too dangerous!

"I've been back to Heaven for a month, and my mouth has no taste. I miss the delicacies of the mortal world, and I want to go down to eat!" Shaogong pulled Ling Duan's sleeve from behind, but Ling Duan shook him off vigorously.

"You..." The Heavenly Emperor was so choked by Ling Duan's words that the chess piece in his hand dropped, and he didn't even care about the chess game. He looked at Ling Duan and said, "Here, what should you say like an ancient god?"

"Don't care about the appearance, I want to go down and eat!" Ling Duan waved his hand, regardless of the contemptuous meaning in the Emperor's words.

"Don't even think about it!" The Emperor of Heaven slapped his hands angrily, and returned to the chessboard, only to find that the form had reversed when he was talking with Lingduan, so he hurriedly studied it.

"No! Either I'm not going to be a god, let me go down and reincarnate!"

"Nonsense! Can reincarnation be cast casually?" The Heavenly Emperor was completely angry, what on earth does this guy want to do!

"Originally, my life in the world is not over yet, and I came up to thoroughly investigate and pick up the stars. Why don't you let me go down and let me eat first?"

"You, you..." Heavenly Emperor didn't say anything to you for a long time, probably because Ling Duan was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

"Oh, Your Majesty, the Great God Chongli has just returned from the mortal world, and it is inevitable that he can't let go of some things. Since there is nothing in the heavens, it is not a big deal to ask the Great God Chongli to go to the mortal world to inspect it occasionally." Want to win the chess and cards, stroked his beard, and played with the slime.

"Yes, I'll go to the world to help you inspect it, don't worry, there are no monsters and ghosts!" Ling Duan patted his chest and could only go down to eat, these are all small things.

"Forget it, forget it, get lost, I'll go down once a year for you!" Seeing that the chess game was about to lose, the Emperor of Heaven still had a swearing-in look, wishing he could slap him down quickly, but he couldn't really slap him down. He beat them to death and waved his hands to drive them away.

"Go down alone, go and come back!"

"Then who will peel the shrimp and crab shells for me?" Ling Duan asked with a frown.

"Get out! Get out quickly! Get out with the prince's long piano!" The Heavenly Emperor smashed out the chess piece he was holding, and the mausoleum had already dragged the people away, leaving only the angry Heavenly Emperor.

"Your Majesty, this game..." Laojun stroked his beard, looking at the game that must be won in a good mood.

"This game doesn't count, it's all Chong Li messing up the game, come again!"

It is said that many people saw meteors and meteorites that night. Of course, this is a later story. Ling Duan took Shaogong to eat with all his heart.

After eating it a few times, I remembered that there are fresh steamed fish in Huzhou that are delicious. I took Shaogong and ran all the way there. It turned out that because of the attack of the demon world not long ago, the whole southwest of Huzhou was destroyed by stones. Naturally, the steamed fish is also very good. restaurant to eat.

So Ling Duan, who said lightly that the demon world's attack was no big deal, threw himself on Shao Gong's body and cried loudly. "Shao Gong, I was wrong, I should have stopped them, I shouldn't have allowed Shen Bi to throw the cold air into the world, I shouldn't have let those beasts come into the world!"

"Wow... my steamed fish!"

"Duan'er, be good, don't cry, this family doesn't have it, maybe other people have it." Ling Duan couldn't laugh or cry, and comforted Ling Duan softly while wiping his tears.

"Hmm... Shaogong, do you think it's delicious?"

"It shouldn't be too bad."

When Ling Duan came back from the ground, his stomach was already full, and Shao Gong rubbed Ling Duan's belly to digest the food, "I can only come down once a year, so I'm not afraid of being full."

"No, one day in the sky and one year on the ground, that is, we can come down every day."

"Duan'er... don't provoke the Emperor of Heaven..."

"I was serious!"

Ling Duan really ran to the Emperor of Heaven to ask, so the Emperor of Heaven who had just won a game of chess turned completely black.

"Chong Li, I shouldn't have let you go!"

"If you had let me break Fen Ji directly, wouldn't there be so many troubles!"

"You have to think about it for Nuwa! Do you think the fierce sword is just a joke?"

"Hmph, I think for her? When Nuwa was mending the sky, I supported her. As a result, my nephew's soul was captured and half of his soul was taken away. Fortunately, she didn't release half of his soul and added a seal faction." Your Majesty, you can't be partial like this!"

"Okay, okay, those old sesame seeds and rotten millet matters have been resolved, can you think of something else, as an ancient god, think of some serious things, don't think about your appetite all day long!"

"Serious things?" Ling Duan rubbed his chin, thought for a while, slapped the table, and smashed a good game of chess into pieces. The Emperor of Heaven straightened his eyes, but Ling Duan raised his fist high and said, "Your Majesty, I've made up my mind. I'm going to tell my brothers to fuck me now, and I will help you to conquer the devil world!"

This time Laojun was also dumbfounded, he stepped down the demon world, this is to provoke a war in the six realms!The Heavenly Emperor and Laojun glanced at each other, the Heavenly Emperor supported the jade crown on his head, stretched out his hand, pointed at Shaogong and said, "Prince Changqin, you...you...you watch him for me, and take him to eat. Well, it’s fine to play, anyway, don’t let him think about those messy things!”

"Xiao Xian got the order." Shao Gong suppressed a smile and pulled Ling Duan back, Ling Duan opened his mouth to say something, but Shao Gong blocked his mouth.

"What are you doing?" When Shao Gong let go, Ling Duan covered his mouth, although he didn't mind very much, but anyway, he was still in the Palace of the Emperor of Heaven.

"You... just take it when you're good." Patting Ling Duan on the head, this nonsense is nothing more than an excuse to go down to eat at any time. Now that the Emperor of Heaven has agreed, if you want to mess around, maybe the Emperor of Heaven will come down what punishment.

"I just want to eat." Ling Duan was full of grievances when he spoke.

"Yes, I know." Rubbing Ling Duan's head, "But can you still not want the herb garden?"

"Of course not!"

"Then come back with me."

Mausoleum did not go down every day, since the last time there was a disturbance, it has not been down, but in the garden, occasionally the sound of fighting can be heard, disturbing the sound of the piano, Shaogong couldn't help but go to the place where the sound came from. I took a few more glances.

"Fei Peng is back, playing with Chong Lou." Ling Duan didn't even lift his eyelids.

"Isn't he in the world?"

"One day in the sky and one year on earth, his life in the world is over, so he will come back." Ling Duan opened his eyes and frowned, as if he didn't like to be disturbed, "Shaogong, let's go to the Milky Way , too noisy."

"Okay." Ling Duan seems to like going to the Milky Way, and the sound of the piano has a special charm just like the sound of the Milky Way water.

This seems to have become a habit, and the two will consciously come to the Milky Way when they hear the sound of fighting.

"Duan'er, did Fei Peng and Chong Lou fight every day in the past?" Almost every day.

"In the past? It's okay, I didn't play so hard, and I didn't get so close to the heaven." Ling Duan held his head, although the Emperor of Heaven allowed him to go down to earth, but he didn't know that Emperor Chaotian frowned deliberately to let him down, just wanted to change It's just permission to go down to earth.

Fortunately, with Shaogong by his side, it was not so boring to stay away from the Milky Way in the herb garden, but today the two of them had a particularly lively fight, arguing all the way to the Milky Way.

"Duan'er, go on like this..."

"Hey... Chong Lou's idiot likes flying pengs for thousands of years, but he doesn't know how to say it." Ling Duan shook his head, feeling sorry for Chong Lou.

"Having said that, I heard that they smashed the garden of the Eight Immortals the day before yesterday and caused a lot of trouble."

"What is this?" Ling Duan smiled faintly, "Erlang God's Zhenjun Temple, Taibai Xingjin's mansion, Barefoot Immortal's kennel, Giant Spirit God's Jiazi Garden... Most of the immortals' residences in the sky have been smashed by them. "

"Aren't you afraid that he will destroy the herb garden?"

"It's okay, Hua Jinyi and the others are here." Ling Duan waved his hand and didn't care.

"Destroyed so many places, the Heavenly Emperor doesn't care?"

"What to do? Punish Fei Peng, and then find someone to play with Chong Lou?"

Shaogong shook his head, then thought for a while, "If you are asked to accompany Chonglou..."

"No, the two of them are just a plate of food when they get together in front of me. Back then when I was not strong enough, I fought Hou Yi, and I never had a one-on-one fight after that. Besides, I don't bother to care about the two of them, let them do whatever they want." How to play, let everyone have some fun." Ling Duan was full of smiles when he spoke, but his face changed.

Just as Shao Gong wanted to ask what was going on, he heard a mournful cry, Hua Jinyi's voice.Looking back, Lingduan had disappeared.

When Shaogong collected the piano and returned to the herb garden, the entire canopy of the originally beautiful white plum tree was cut off and fell to the ground. The pure white plum blossoms fell to the ground. The head-to-head collision caused two people's foreheads to be broken and their faces covered with blood... One of the number one God of War in the heavens, and a Demon Venerable, were actually beaten by Ling Duan like a chicken. Shao Gong suddenly understood the air of the Emperor of Heaven There is no reason to punish Ling Duan after being like that, this nima's force value is too unscientific! ! ! !

Shao Gong just wanted to go forward to persuade a few words, only to find that Nu Wa pulled Ling Duan's left hand to put down the flying tent, and Fuxi pulled Ling Duan's right hand to throw the heavy building down.

"What are you doing? Let me tell you, I don't care about anything else, it's fine to move my plant garden, but he destroyed Hua Jinyi's original body, destroying the Primordial Spirit of Shangxian, is this a felony?"

"Chongli, don't be angry...Hua Jinyi may be saved..."

"Even if they are really wrong, they must report to the Emperor of Heaven..."

Both Nuwa and Fuxi were persuading, but Shaogong backed away silently after hearing this, guessing that the Emperor of Heaven should have known about it, and he probably had a headache again.

The two persuaded for less than half an hour, and Shaogong reckoned that the Emperor of Heaven didn't want to mess with this at all, and the gods from all walks of life outside had already surrounded him, and even his own father had come, but only Fuxi and Nuwa brought Yanhuang Er God is persuading.

"I don't care, if the two of them can't cure Hua Jinyi for me, I'll pick them up and hang them up at the Nantian Gate!" Ling Duan waved his hand with a grim expression on his face.

Ling Duan was so angry that his chest heaved up and down, and he stood in front of the broken tree with his hips akimbo. Chong Lou and Fei Peng had just recovered from being knocked dizzy, and looked straight at the broken plum tree. Fighting is a trivial matter. , but to save a broken sacred tree...

"Duan'er." Shaogong stepped forward and patted Ling Duan, "The crabs on the ground are already fat, if we don't leave, we won't be able to eat them if we delay."

After hearing this, Ling Duan curled his lips, his eyes still looking at the treetops that had fallen to the ground.

"You also need to give General Fei Peng and Mozun some time. There is no way to force them now."

Ling Duan closed his eyes, swallowed, and pointed at the two of them, "I'm going down to earth now. When I come back, if Hua Jinyi doesn't recover, I'll take you all out of the Nantian Gate!"

Fuxi and Nuwa on the side breathed a sigh of relief, and the Lingduan had already pulled Shaogong down to earth in a gust of wind.

Besides, it only took two or three days for the two of them to eat and play. Ling Duan was thinking about Hua Jinyi, but he couldn't get excited. Before Shaogong shook hands, Ling Duan spoke first, "I know , don't worry, Jinyi has been immortal for thousands of years, even if the white plum tree is really broken, she won't be lost, there will always be a way."

"Duan'er, you scared many people that day."

"I was so angry. Jin Yi, a child, has never fought against the world. Apart from me, the gods don't know many people. If you say Fei Peng and Chong Lou are fighting, just fight. I let them out, but directly My garden was destroyed, oh, you don’t know, it’s not just Hua Jinyi who’s implicated, they smashed several pots.”

Shaogong stroked Ling Duan's hair to comfort him, and Ling Duan plunged into Shao Gong's arms, holding his arms around his waist for a while, refusing to move.

When the two returned to the Heavenly Court, the people had dispersed, and Fei Peng and Chong Lou, who had bruises on their foreheads, were holding onto the flower tree and remained motionless.

"What's going on?" The other flower gods and grass fairies in the garden have already appeared, surrounded the side, and immediately stood up when they heard Lingduan's question.

"Chongli, the people from Cihang Taoism are here, they took Hua Jinyi back with a willow leaf dipped in a clean bottle of water, but they said that their vitality was seriously injured, so they asked them to support Hua Jinyi and send their true energy in for an hour. Can't be broken."

"Oh..." Ling Duan nodded, walked up to the two of them and laughed, "Then you guys have to help them up, or I'll practice with you."

After speaking, he pulled Shao Gong aside to rest, Shao Gong doubted, and waited until the two left before asking, "Do you really want them to support you?"

"Fake...Jinyi is fine now. They probably annoyed everyone by making troubles on weekdays. This time I caught them and took the opportunity to punish them."

"Then you lied to them too?"

"Didn't I vent my anger on them?" Ling Duan smiled and hugged him, "Thanks to you today."

"Oh? Then how do you thank me?"

"What do you want?" In a good mood, he kissed Shao Gong on the cheek a few times.

"What do you say?"

"Hmph..." He stuck out his tongue and licked Shaogong's earlobe. "If you have the ability, you will make me faint again!"