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Chapter 008 Can farts make noise?
"Several distinguished guests have come to the humble house, what advice do you have?" Yin Xu was impatient to deal with these people. Given his current situation, he was no match for the people in this room, and he didn't like to look at people's faces.
"Tsk tsk, I haven't seen you for a few years, but my eloquence has improved a lot. Unlike last time, I didn't say a fart!"
Yin Xu blinked, and asked suspiciously: "Fifth brother, can farts make noise?"
"...haha" There was a moment of silence in the hall, and a burst of wild laughter suddenly broke out.
Huo Yilong's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he picked up the teacup in his hand and threw it at him, "I really don't have any tutor, this village belongs to Huo's family, if I tell you to leave, you have to leave! Speak soberly !"
Yin Xu avoided the flying teacup, watched it fall to pieces on the ground, shook his head and said with emotion: "Fifth brother, this is the best set of teacups in Zhuangzi. I know my family is poor, but if there is no cup for hospitality , wouldn’t it make people laugh out loud?”
Huo Yilong looked at him with disdain, took out a small piece of broken silver from his purse and threw it to him, "Take it, I'll pay you back, it's just a defective product from Ding Kiln, you still treat it like a treasure !"
"Really?" Yin Xu was taken aback, "But the boy who brought this teacup last time said that it was a tribute from the palace, and he specifically asked me to keep it carefully, and I would not even be willing to use it if it wasn't for a distinguished guest! "
"Haha..." There was another burst of laughter, and someone patted the table and shouted: "Yilong, your little boy is so funny! Haha...but your seventh brother is even more funny! It's so interesting!"
The eldest prince looked at the teacup in his hand, and threw it aside in disgust, "How dare you call it a tribute? What a disgrace to the royal family!"
Huo Yilong's face turned red and then pale, white and then blue, he secretly decided that after going back, he must find out the little servant and beat him to death with a stick, so that he would throw the embarrassment in front of the eldest prince!
"That's because you are stupid and ignorant!" He roared angrily.
Yin Xu tugged at the corner of his clothes, lowered his head and said sadly: "Yes, my brother, I grew up in the countryside, so I am naturally not as knowledgeable as Fifth Brother."
Yin Xu was dressed in sloppy clothes, and his shabby padded jacket looked old, and even patches could be seen in hidden corners, while Huo Yilong was wearing the most fashionable brocade robe with dark patterns in Kyoto, and a fiery red fox fur. With the jade pendant hanging, the two brothers formed a stark contrast just by wearing it.
The atmosphere in the hall was a bit awkward for a while. The young masters looked above the ceiling. Of course they disdain Yin Xu, a waste who can't even enter the genealogy, and don't care what kind of life he is living, but the guards who came with them Then he muttered in his heart.
Marshal Huo's achievements are so powerful, and the Huo family is even more powerful. He never thought that the young master of the Huo family would be abandoned because he had no talent for martial arts, and was thrown into this remote village to fend for himself, living a life worse than theirs. day.
Look at his dirty and ragged body, with dried blood stains on his body, he probably didn't have enough to eat and went out to hunt game, right?
It is said that a tiger's poison does not eat its children, even if the Huo family leaks a little bit through the cracks of their fingers, this young master can live a life of adequate food and clothing. How cruel is he to be willing to let his own son have enough food and clothing?
The guards didn't dare to say anything, but they had already begun to feel pity for Huo Qishao in their hearts, and they had a new understanding of Marshal Huo.
Huo Yilong frowned slightly when he thought of the things he threw on the way, because the group of them happened to be passing through An County, so he took over the job of delivering things to Huo Tian by the way.
Originally, I wanted to show my brotherly respect in front of the eldest prince, but who knew that a carriage broke down on the way, and the contents inside were scattered, and they turned out to be things that even the servants don't use, and it looks shabby.
So Huo Yilong deliberately found a reason to throw those things halfway, so as not to be seen by the eldest prince and the others, he couldn't afford to lose this person.
"Come on, I lost those things of yours. I will give you 100 taels directly. You can buy them yourself." Huo Yilong paid the money generously and said arrogantly: "Father has returned triumphantly, and the family is very busy." , After a while, I will ask my mother to arrange for someone to bring things over."
Yin Xu accepted the bank note with peace of mind, raised his head and asked with concern: "Huo... is he back? Is he in good health? Is he injured?" It would be wonderful if he could die in battle!
"Father is in good health, of course it is very good, you should take care of yourself." Huo Yilong looked at his puffy body contemptuously, "You are really stupid, if you can't practice martial arts, you can't do other things ? Self-defeating!"
"Fifth brother said that since I knew my own shortcomings, I invited my husband to teach my brother. It's just that my brother is stupid and only knows a few words."
"Hmph, you have made progress, but don't think that you can claim credit in front of your father after learning a few words. Even a daughter of our Huo family is much more knowledgeable than you."
Yin Xu chuckled and didn't answer.
"Forget it, if you study like this for another 20 years, you still won't win the number one prize. The bookworm of the second brother can only get the top two after 20 years of hard study. You are so stupid. Our Huo family is famous for martial arts, but he just went against it." Follow the law, isn't this slapping your own family in the face?"
Yin Xu continued to laugh, and said in his heart: It seems that this so-called second brother is quite thoughtful. The most important thing the Huo family lacks is generals. Rare things are valuable, but I don't know how Huo Zhengquan would feel if he knew his son abandoned martial arts and went to literature?
"Master, the food and drink are ready." Wu Sheng appeared outside the hall like a ghost, lowered his head and said tremblingly.
The biggest official he had ever met in his life was the county lord, and suddenly a prince came to his house, he was still the biggest one, just thinking about it made him shudder.
"Tsk tsk, I haven't seen you for a few years, but my eloquence has improved a lot. Unlike last time, I didn't say a fart!"
Yin Xu blinked, and asked suspiciously: "Fifth brother, can farts make noise?"
"...haha" There was a moment of silence in the hall, and a burst of wild laughter suddenly broke out.
Huo Yilong's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he picked up the teacup in his hand and threw it at him, "I really don't have any tutor, this village belongs to Huo's family, if I tell you to leave, you have to leave! Speak soberly !"
Yin Xu avoided the flying teacup, watched it fall to pieces on the ground, shook his head and said with emotion: "Fifth brother, this is the best set of teacups in Zhuangzi. I know my family is poor, but if there is no cup for hospitality , wouldn’t it make people laugh out loud?”
Huo Yilong looked at him with disdain, took out a small piece of broken silver from his purse and threw it to him, "Take it, I'll pay you back, it's just a defective product from Ding Kiln, you still treat it like a treasure !"
"Really?" Yin Xu was taken aback, "But the boy who brought this teacup last time said that it was a tribute from the palace, and he specifically asked me to keep it carefully, and I would not even be willing to use it if it wasn't for a distinguished guest! "
"Haha..." There was another burst of laughter, and someone patted the table and shouted: "Yilong, your little boy is so funny! Haha...but your seventh brother is even more funny! It's so interesting!"
The eldest prince looked at the teacup in his hand, and threw it aside in disgust, "How dare you call it a tribute? What a disgrace to the royal family!"
Huo Yilong's face turned red and then pale, white and then blue, he secretly decided that after going back, he must find out the little servant and beat him to death with a stick, so that he would throw the embarrassment in front of the eldest prince!
"That's because you are stupid and ignorant!" He roared angrily.
Yin Xu tugged at the corner of his clothes, lowered his head and said sadly: "Yes, my brother, I grew up in the countryside, so I am naturally not as knowledgeable as Fifth Brother."
Yin Xu was dressed in sloppy clothes, and his shabby padded jacket looked old, and even patches could be seen in hidden corners, while Huo Yilong was wearing the most fashionable brocade robe with dark patterns in Kyoto, and a fiery red fox fur. With the jade pendant hanging, the two brothers formed a stark contrast just by wearing it.
The atmosphere in the hall was a bit awkward for a while. The young masters looked above the ceiling. Of course they disdain Yin Xu, a waste who can't even enter the genealogy, and don't care what kind of life he is living, but the guards who came with them Then he muttered in his heart.
Marshal Huo's achievements are so powerful, and the Huo family is even more powerful. He never thought that the young master of the Huo family would be abandoned because he had no talent for martial arts, and was thrown into this remote village to fend for himself, living a life worse than theirs. day.
Look at his dirty and ragged body, with dried blood stains on his body, he probably didn't have enough to eat and went out to hunt game, right?
It is said that a tiger's poison does not eat its children, even if the Huo family leaks a little bit through the cracks of their fingers, this young master can live a life of adequate food and clothing. How cruel is he to be willing to let his own son have enough food and clothing?
The guards didn't dare to say anything, but they had already begun to feel pity for Huo Qishao in their hearts, and they had a new understanding of Marshal Huo.
Huo Yilong frowned slightly when he thought of the things he threw on the way, because the group of them happened to be passing through An County, so he took over the job of delivering things to Huo Tian by the way.
Originally, I wanted to show my brotherly respect in front of the eldest prince, but who knew that a carriage broke down on the way, and the contents inside were scattered, and they turned out to be things that even the servants don't use, and it looks shabby.
So Huo Yilong deliberately found a reason to throw those things halfway, so as not to be seen by the eldest prince and the others, he couldn't afford to lose this person.
"Come on, I lost those things of yours. I will give you 100 taels directly. You can buy them yourself." Huo Yilong paid the money generously and said arrogantly: "Father has returned triumphantly, and the family is very busy." , After a while, I will ask my mother to arrange for someone to bring things over."
Yin Xu accepted the bank note with peace of mind, raised his head and asked with concern: "Huo... is he back? Is he in good health? Is he injured?" It would be wonderful if he could die in battle!
"Father is in good health, of course it is very good, you should take care of yourself." Huo Yilong looked at his puffy body contemptuously, "You are really stupid, if you can't practice martial arts, you can't do other things ? Self-defeating!"
"Fifth brother said that since I knew my own shortcomings, I invited my husband to teach my brother. It's just that my brother is stupid and only knows a few words."
"Hmph, you have made progress, but don't think that you can claim credit in front of your father after learning a few words. Even a daughter of our Huo family is much more knowledgeable than you."
Yin Xu chuckled and didn't answer.
"Forget it, if you study like this for another 20 years, you still won't win the number one prize. The bookworm of the second brother can only get the top two after 20 years of hard study. You are so stupid. Our Huo family is famous for martial arts, but he just went against it." Follow the law, isn't this slapping your own family in the face?"
Yin Xu continued to laugh, and said in his heart: It seems that this so-called second brother is quite thoughtful. The most important thing the Huo family lacks is generals. Rare things are valuable, but I don't know how Huo Zhengquan would feel if he knew his son abandoned martial arts and went to literature?
"Master, the food and drink are ready." Wu Sheng appeared outside the hall like a ghost, lowered his head and said tremblingly.
The biggest official he had ever met in his life was the county lord, and suddenly a prince came to his house, he was still the biggest one, just thinking about it made him shudder.
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