Drunk Death Dangtu [Original Version]

"Master, the flag has been raised..."

Li Qiao was obviously stunned for a moment.

After being stunned, he immediately scolded me in disgust: "Get out!"

Letting out a sigh of relief, I turned around and was about to leave, but before I could take a step, someone behind me grabbed my ankle and dragged me into the swimming pool.

This master's behavior was unsuspecting, and I fell down with a shocked expression, like a whole dumpling in a pot.

The eyes, ears, nose, and mouth are too late to be blocked, and water enters the seven orifices, which is extremely uncomfortable.

I struggled wildly trying to get up from the water, but every time I emerged from the water, Li Qiao buried my neck in the water immediately—we were fighting in the pool, and it was desperate.But this man is taller and stronger than me, so you up and down repeatedly, I gradually become weak, and no matter how much I struggle, I will just swallow two more mouthfuls of chlorine-smelling water.

I was so choked that I became delirious, and the only thing I had left was that Li Qiao, that bastard, really wanted to drown me!So whenever I got the chance, I got out of the water, didn't bother to catch my breath, and just scolded: "A man who is almost 40 years old is still playing a high school student, and the gavel is trying to strike the golden bell. If you don't want to-"

Li Qiao pushed me back into the water again, and I fought back desperately, but my eyes were completely blocked by wet hair, and my blind movements were out of proportion, it looked like I was hugging and hugging, pinching and touching him—— After touching the front and the back, touching the buttocks and waist again, his skin is as slippery as fish skin, but it is tougher and warmer than fish skin, making it very comfortable to touch.

"It's all about I love you and you don't love me all day long, except for the girl who lost her footing who will pay for you..." I raised my head out of the water again, choked a mouthful of water in my throat, swallowed half, spit out half, "Hey! A group of hairy girls have spoiled you so much that you think you are awesome. Not to mention the older generation of artists, compared to Gu Yao of the same generation, you are just a child - so tender that your dick hair hasn't grown yet. Go play with your own eggs—”

I was pushed back by the head again, I thumped a few times but failed to get up, I simply put my heart on the wall, used both hands and feet, and hung myself on Li Qiao desperately: "A handsome man has a dick?! A 20-year-old male star is a vase, At the age of 40, you still rely on your face to make a living, that is the emerald glass urine turtle, the gold agate inlaid excrement basin—”

"Shut up!" Li Qiao was finally annoyed by my scolding, and slapped me across the face. The voice was clear, but the force was not heavy.He no longer pushed me into the water, but just yelled viciously, "Shut up!"

"I won't accept it! I'm not jealous of your dog's good fortune, I'm a down-to-earth man—"

"Did you take the wrong drug! Shut up!"

Li Qiao pinched the thing under my crotch, this time it was quite forceful, my life was under the control of others, so I had to settle down.

After I shut up, the whole world seemed to agree with me, and fell silent instantly.I finally understood why Li Qiao said I was cute when I was dumb, it was because I was so hateful when I was not dumb.

The nose and mouth were choked with water, the lobes of the lungs were swollen, and the stomach sac was directly stretched into two big ones, and it rattled up and down when it moved.I took several breaths before realizing that I had vented, softened, and exhausted at some point.

Li Qiao's hands became stronger again, through the thick jeans, I could feel the two pouches trembling in his hands, if he exerted more force, they would crumble like walnuts.

Hanging my breath, I had no more energy left, so I had to beg for mercy like a plague: "Master, let go. You are not a child, I am. This gun has been with me for more than 20 years, and it has never really been on the battlefield. .”

Li Qiao let go of her hand, and I lost my support and lay down on my back.

There was a white mist in front of my vision, I opened my eyes and fell into a state of doze, with my arms floating in the water.The white shirt was torn apart during the hand-to-hand fight with Li Qiao, and it swelled, stretched, and flew in the pool; it made me feel like a solitary in a mud pond, or a bird in the air.

I could only breathe out but not in. The blisters from my mouth gradually thinned out.

When the time comes, people will think wildly.I have always been an ambitious person.My ambition is also very simple.

If there is an open space when I want to dance, if someone has sex with me when I want to be in heat, I will not regret this life, I will shake hands with this world and let go of love and hatred.

Just when I thought I was about to die, a figure suddenly swam towards me, he stretched out his hand to hold me firmly, and then brought me to the surface of the water.

Climbing up the wall of the pool, both of us were so tired that we lay down by the pool indiscriminately.Li Qiao turned over and pressed on my body, and I was unable to struggle, I just hugged him lightly with one hand, and unconsciously wrapped one leg around his waist.We are stacked together in a neck-to-neck embrace, his chest against mine, and the rhythm of the two hearts is incomparably harmonious, stopping and beating together.

This posture is actually extremely ambiguous. "Yi" says: Men and women form essence, and all things transform into birth.

I don't remember whether it was mentioned in "Yi" or not, what is the situation of men and women having sex.But the two bodies were too close together, and the sword and halberd under the crotch were fighting together. I almost got up again, but there was still no movement from Li Qiao—if this person didn’t hold the power of life and death in my hands, I really Not at all afraid to show him the weapons under his crotch, and feel his dick swell when he encounters a good body, he is duty-bound.

The water drops outlined the handsome face in front of him, Li Qiao stood up and looked down at me.

"Where do you put your legs!" He yelled at me, not allowing me to open my legs randomly, and then added, "One more word of nonsense, and I will definitely kill you."

I have never looked at such deep and gorgeous eyes so closely, they fascinated me and bewitched me to get closer, I suddenly lost ground, and my position was chaotic.The scenes related to it gradually became clear before my eyes, like a man in the fog showing his outline from far to near—his eyebrows and hair, his lips and nose, he drove me out of the car in the wilderness, he waved his hand and poured coffee The action is really cool as hell.

I thought about it for a long time, about six or seven minutes, and then I decided to say something sincere and nasty, except for Yuan Guochao, Lao Niangpi and Fan Xiaoli, no one has ever treated me half as well as you, they are mine Father, mother and sister, you are my brother.

My own brother froze again.He looked at me for a while with complicated, hesitant, almost sentimental eyes, and then got up from me.

I also got up, and before I could stand still, I was kicked hard on the buttocks again, and fell back into the pool again.

It's still nonsense, he scolded me, get out.

When I climbed out of the swimming pool again, Li Qiao in the hall was already ready for battle.

He was sitting on the sofa, fully dressed, his hair still half dry.The city always looks spotless after the rain, which is probably why Li Qiao is so handsome at the moment.

However, the air pressure in the tall and bright hall was extremely low. The old man looked uneasy, and after a while, he suddenly said, "Who told you that I'm almost 40 years old?"

"Hey? Who said it? Did someone say it?" I couldn't betray the loli who broke the news with me, so I could only pretend to be stupid, with red lips and white teeth and a sweet smile, "You are not just 31 flowers. Qiba, it's still too early to be confused!"

"Don't talk nonsense, believe it or not, I'll kick you into the street right now." Without a rising sound at the end, this master is just a statement, just a threat, "Give me a reason not to fire you, hurry up."

Luoli and Yujie should have handed him towels and juice, but Li Qiao was out of the water early, and they hadn't come yet.I thought about it and decided to show him off in the kitchen in exchange for not being "kicked into the street".

I said, there are not many things in the refrigerator, but I can still make a fried rice with bacon and pineapple, which guarantees a good meal for half a month.

Li Qiao squinted at me, her face was unpredictable, doubtful.

I shrugged, well, you're losing weight for a new drama, so go ahead and drink celery juice.

As soon as the word "celery" came out, the handsome face in front of him twisted slightly, and then he quickly made a judgment, pointing his finger in the direction of the kitchen and saying, "I'll give you a quarter of an hour for any fried rice."

In the end, Li Qiao was quite surprised by my skillful knife skills, he raised his eyebrows slightly: "You look like you have learned how to cook."

"I didn't learn it deliberately. I learned it by myself without a teacher. I don't like reading, but I can learn everything quickly by doing what I do."

"What have you done? Let's hear it."

"The main thing is to practice stalls, selling dishes, socks, mobile phone cases, everything, running halls, repairing cars, delivering takeaways, and selling food in stores..." He quickly put the fried rice on a plate and handed it to The master said, "Later, the landlord saw that the business was okay, so he took it back and did it himself."

"Can you still repair cars?" Li Qiao's mouth curled up, and there was a bit of sarcasm in his words, "You are really talented."

"Major battery car." After serving the grandfather, I went to serve the dog of the grandfather. I seemed to be shaking a funny burden. As for the gas tank, once I managed to carry back a [-]kg tank, but it turned out to be a gas leak. I passed out on the ground for two hours, luckily I didn’t die, and when I woke up, I crawled on my own—” I suddenly stopped With a voice, he carefully smoothed the dog's hair with his fingers, and smiled to himself again, "It's fine, everything is fine."

The things I made should be very suitable for him. If Li Qiao doesn't mention to drive me out again, I plan to strike while the iron is hot and make an extra request to him.

It started with Fan Xiaoli.The director surnamed Qu suddenly got angry with her one day, saying that Fan Xiaoli violated the performance contract he signed at the beginning, and at the same time participated in a similar program on another satellite TV station.Fan Xiaoli obviously had never done this before, and he was afraid that his strong defense would offend the director team, so he hurried to ask me for help.She knows that I'm driving Li Qiao now, and she thinks it's just a matter of a word from the king to settle the misunderstanding.

Of course I also wanted to help Fan Xiaoli, but at that time Li Qiao was abroad and had no chance to speak up.

"Do you know a director whose surname is Qu? It seems that the full name is Qu Lizhong, but you don't know Qu Renzhong?" Step by step, cut to the point bit by bit.

"Qu Lizhong, Qu Lizhong from Zhejiang Satellite TV?" After all, the star is restrained. He put down the tableware in his hands after eating a third of the meal, and only drank soda water instead.

"Yes, that's him. Isn't he currently having a talent show, the "X-Girl" that plagiarized Korean variety shows, and it's quite popular—how about others?"

"Do you have friends who participated in that show?"

"No, I'll just ask." The way this man squinted his eyes was inexplicably intimidating, and I didn't dare to tell the truth.

"It's better not to." Li Qiao glanced at me, and one sentence made me feel cold, "That guy surnamed Qu is a scum."

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