Drunken Death Dangtu [Complete Edited Version]

"Master, the flag has been raised..."

Li Qiao was obviously stunned for a moment.

After being stunned, he immediately scolded me in disgust: "Get out!"

Letting out a sigh of relief, I turned around and was about to leave, but before I could take a step, someone behind me grabbed my ankle and dragged me into the swimming pool.

Unprepared, I fell down with a shocked expression, like a whole dumpling in a pot.The eyes, ears, nose, and mouth were not blocked in time, and the water suddenly overflowed the top of the head and poured into the seven orifices, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

Struggling to get up from the water, but every time I just emerged from the water, I was immediately buried in the water by Li Qiao's neck - we two were fighting in the pool, it was desperate to say the least.But this man was taller and stronger than me, so I rose and fell repeatedly like this, I gradually lost my strength, and no matter how much I struggled, I just choked on two more mouthfuls of chlorine-smelling water.

I was so choked that I became delirious, and the only thing I had left was that Li Qiao, that bastard, really wanted to drown me!So whenever I got the chance, I got out of the water, didn't bother to catch my breath, and just scolded: "A man who is almost 40 years old is still playing a high school student, and the gavel is trying to strike the golden bell. If you don't want to-"

Li Qiao pushed me back into the water again, and I fought back desperately, but my eyes were blocked by wet hair, and my blindness was completely out of proportion, it looked like I was hugging, hugging, pinching and touching him—— After touching the front and the back, touching the butt and waist again, his muscles are as tight as a wall, and his skin is as slippery as fish skin, but tougher and warmer than fish skin, making it very comfortable to touch.

"It's all about I love you and you don't love me all day long, except for the girl who lost her footing who will pay for you..." I raised my head out of the water again, choked a mouthful of water in my throat, swallowed half, spit out half, "Hey! A group of hairy girls have spoiled you so much that you think you are awesome. Not to mention the older generation of artists, compared to Gu Yao of the same generation, you are just a child - so tender that your dick hair hasn't grown yet. Go play with your own eggs—”

I was pushed back by the head again, I thumped a few times but failed to get up, I simply put my heart on the wall, used both hands and feet, and hung myself on Li Qiao desperately: "A handsome man has a dick?! A 20-year-old male star is a vase, At the age of 40, you still rely on your face to make a living, that is the emerald glass urine turtle, the gold agate inlaid excrement basin—”

"Shut up!" Li Qiao was finally annoyed by my scolding, and slapped me across the face. The voice was clear, but the force was not heavy.He no longer pushed me into the water, but just yelled viciously, "Shut up!"

"I won't accept it! I'm not jealous of your dog's good fortune, I'm a down-to-earth man—"

"Did you take the wrong drug! Shut up!"

Li Qiao pinched the thing under my crotch, this time it was quite forceful, my life was under the control of others, so I had to settle down.

After I shut up, the whole world seemed to agree with me, and fell silent instantly.I finally understood why Li Qiao said I was cute when I was dumb, it was because I was so hateful when I was not dumb.

The nose and mouth were choked with water, the lobes of the lungs were swollen, and the stomach sac was directly stretched into two big ones, and it rattled up and down when it moved.I took several breaths before realizing that I had vented, softened, and exhausted at some point.

Li Qiao's hands became stronger again, through the thick jeans, I could feel the two pouches trembling in his hands, if he exerted more force, they would crumble like walnuts.

Hanging my breath, I had no more energy left, so I had to beg for mercy like a plague: "Master, let go. You are not a child, I am. This gun has been with me for more than 20 years, and it has never really been on the battlefield. .”

Li Qiao let go of her hand, and I lost my support and lay down on my back.

There was a white mist in front of my vision, I opened my eyes and fell into a state of doze, with my arms floating in the water.The white shirt was torn apart during the hand-to-hand fight with Li Qiao, and it swelled, stretched, and flew in the pool; it made me feel like a solitary in a mud pond, or a bird in the air.

I could only breathe out but not in. The blisters from my mouth gradually thinned out.

When the time comes, people will think wildly.I have always been an ambitious person.My ambition is also very simple.

If there is an open space when I want to dance, if someone has sex with me when I want to be in heat, I will not regret this life, I will shake hands with this world and let go of love and hatred.

Just when I thought I was about to die, a figure suddenly swam towards me, he stretched out his hand to hold me firmly, and then brought me to the surface of the water.

Climbing up the wall of the pool, both of us were so tired that we lay down by the pool indiscriminately.Li Qiao turned over and pressed on my body, and I was tired of struggling, so I just hugged him lightly with one hand, and wrapped my leg around his waist unconsciously.We are stacked together in a neck-to-neck embrace, his chest against mine, and the rhythm of the two hearts is incomparably harmonious, stopping and beating together.

This posture is actually extremely ambiguous. "Yi" says: Men and women form essence, and all things transform into birth.

I don't remember whether it was mentioned in "Yi" or not, what is the situation of men and women having sex.But the two bodies were too close together, and the sword and halberd under the crotch were fighting together. I almost got up again, but there was still no movement from Li Qiao—if this person didn’t hold the power of life and death in my hands, I really Not at all afraid to show him the weapons under his crotch, and feel his dick swell when he encounters a good body, he is duty-bound.

"Where do you put your legs!" Li Qiao scolded me, not allowing me to open my legs randomly, "One more word of nonsense, and I will definitely kill you."

The water drops outlined the handsome face in front of him, Li Qiao stood up and looked down at me.I have never looked at such deep and gorgeous eyes so closely, they fascinated me and bewitched me to get closer, I suddenly lost ground, and my position was chaotic.The scenes related to it gradually become clear before my eyes, his eyebrows and hair, his lips and nose, he is like a man in the fog, showing his outline from far to near...

I thought about it for a long time, about six or seven minutes, and then I decided to say something sincere and nasty, except for Yuan Guochao, Lao Niangpi and Fan Xiaoli, no one has ever treated me half as well as you, they are mine Father, mother and sister, you are my brother.

My own brother froze again.He looked at me for a while with complicated, hesitant, almost sentimental eyes, and then got up from me.

I also got up, and before I could stand still, I was kicked hard on the buttocks again, and fell back into the pool again.

It's still nonsense, he scolded me, get out.

When I climbed out of the swimming pool again, Li Qiao in the hall was already ready for battle.

He was sitting on the sofa, fully dressed, his hair still half dry.The city always looks spotless after the rain, which is probably why Li Qiao is so handsome at the moment.

However, the air pressure in the tall and bright hall was extremely low. The old man looked uneasy, and after a while, he suddenly said, "Who told you that I'm almost 40 years old?"

"Hey? Who said it? Did someone say it?" I couldn't betray the loli who broke the news with me, so I could only pretend to be stupid, with red lips and white teeth and a sweet smile, "You are not just 31 flowers. Qiba, it's still too early to be confused!"

"Don't talk nonsense, believe it or not, I'll kick you into the street right now." Without a rising sound at the end, this master is just a statement, just a threat, "Give me a reason not to fire you, hurry up."

Sister Lin was supposed to pass him a towel and juice, but Li Qiao got out of the water early and she hadn't come yet.I thought about it and decided to show him off in the kitchen in exchange for not being "kicked into the street".

I said, there are not many things in the refrigerator, but I can still make a fried rice with bacon and pineapple, which guarantees a good meal for half a month.

Li Qiao squinted at me, her face was unpredictable, doubtful.

I shrugged, well, you're losing weight for a new drama, so go ahead and drink celery juice.

As soon as the word "celery" came out, the handsome face in front of him twisted slightly, and then he quickly made a judgment, pointing his finger in the direction of the kitchen and saying, "I'll give you a quarter of an hour for any fried rice."

I strode into the fully open kitchen, washed my hands, weighed the kitchen knife and started cooking.The pineapple is a whole one. I cut it into eight with a knife, and even removed the inner thorn after a few cuts.

My proficient knife skills probably opened the eyes of the big star, I looked up at Li Qiao, saw him raise his eyebrows slightly and said: "You look like you have learned how to cook."

"You can learn by yourself without a teacher. Practice makes perfect. I don't like reading, but I can learn everything quickly by doing what I do."

"What have you done? Let's hear it."

"The main thing is to practice stalls, selling dishes, socks, mobile phone cases, everything, running halls, repairing cars, delivering takeaways, and selling food in stores..." He quickly put the fried rice on a plate and handed it to The master said, "Later, the landlord saw that the business was okay, so he took it back and did it himself."

"Can you still repair cars?" Li Qiao's mouth curled up, and there was a bit of sarcasm in his words, "You are really talented."

"I can not only repair, but I can also refit - but only limited to battery cars." I shook like a funny burden, the listener was expressionless, and I was happy, "But it's work, let's Such an honest person can’t do it, and one of the masters I talked to told me at the time, there is no way to get enough just to repair the car, and the main thing is to fool others to change parts, it is best to refit.”

"Motorcycles are banned within the Fourth Ring Road, can there be business?"

"Yes, the more banned the more, people are so cheap! In fact, I am not afraid of illegal things. No matter how law-abiding people eat, they are the first to eat. It's just that most of the people who come to modify their cars are students. They must be stupid when they are racing. I killed several of them. Later, when I told my master to leave and told him the truth, he just pointed at my nose and scolded me. I’m dying and don’t go to the doctor. You’re poor and have no bones. Your life is finished!”

"What about your restaurant, why didn't you do it?"

"It's a long story to say." This man seems to be quite talkative today, I handed over the fried rice on the plate, and put a smile on my face, "I said, Lord, why are you so grateful to me today? interest?"

"It's not about your people, it's about your mouth." Li Qiao still didn't treat me kindly, she pinched my face and pulled it hard, "I need to know what I've been through, Only then can a person grow such an annoying mouth."

"When I was running a small restaurant, in order to save costs, I rented a room with a buddy to sell live poultry. I didn't bother to get a license, so I just tried to produce and sell it myself. For a while, the business was booming. But then I don't know why, those chickens came out. The problem is not a big problem, it’s just diarrhea, it’s hair cutting, now that I think about it, it might be chicken plague. At that time, we had a disagreement on how to deal with those chickens. In the end, when the bird flu came back, it was reported by the market. The coordinator was culled."

Li Qiao said, "No compensation?"

"Yes, but we are breaking the law. People say that even the legal poultry sellers can't make up for it. We don't have time to look after you. In fact, our business is not big, only a hundred or so chickens, and we can't lose much money, but That buddy was very depressed, he stood on the way that the market coordinator had to go out, and knocked him down with a brick."

"Then what happened to him later?"

"After two years in prison, he has come out, but he said he has to go back to his hometown. He has resentment against such a big city, and he wants to kill people if he stays here."

Li Qiao has been listening thoughtfully, and then asked me, what about you?

"What about me?" I reacted, and quickly waved my hand with a smile, "I really never thought about killing people, I'm addicted to it, I'm cowardly."

"What about dancing?"

As soon as Li Qiao said this, my hand, which was arranging the knives, couldn't help shaking, and I almost chopped off half of my finger.

"You said you were the champion of the youth dance competition, but in fact you are not, but you danced well, so you never thought about participating in the competition? Although the competition is not as good as it used to be, but in the past, it should be you These young dancers' only chance at fame."

"Not to mention the only one, Huashan is a dangerous road, so you have to squeeze it up..." After serving the master, I went to serve the master's dog. I used my fingers instead of a comb, carefully combed the dog's hair, and laughed to myself , "Very good, all very good."

Li Qiao no longer wanted to kick me out, so I decided to strike while the iron was hot and make an additional request to him.

It started with Fan Xiaoli.The director surnamed Qu suddenly got angry with her one day, saying that Fan Xiaoli violated the performance contract he signed at the beginning, and at the same time participated in a similar program on another satellite TV station.Fan Xiaoli obviously had never done this before, and he was afraid that he would offend the director team by arguing, so he rushed to ask me for help.She knows that I'm driving Li Qiao now, and she thinks it's just a matter of a word from the king to settle the misunderstanding.

Of course I also wanted to help Fan Xiaoli, but at that time Li Qiao was abroad and had no chance to speak up.

"Do you know a director whose surname is Qu? It seems that the full name is Qu Lizhong, but you don't know Qu Renzhong?" Step by step, cut to the point bit by bit.

"Qu Lizhong, Qu Lizhong from Zhejiang Satellite TV?" After all, the star is restrained. He put down the tableware in his hands after eating a third of the meal, and only drank soda water instead.

"Yes, that's him. Isn't he currently having a talent show, the "X-Girl" that plagiarized Korean variety shows, and it's quite popular—how about others?"

"Do you have friends who participated in that show?"

"No, I'll just ask." The way this man squinted his eyes was inexplicably intimidating, and I didn't dare to tell the truth.

"It's better not to." Li Qiao glanced at me, and one sentence made me feel cold, "That guy surnamed Qu is a scum."