cute naive

Song Wenyuan looked at Kang Tianzhen who looked like a daughter-in-law on the bed, and couldn't help but want to laugh, "Last night you hung out in the bar for half the night, and you smelled of alcohol all over your body. I'll take off your dirty clothes."

Kang Tianzhen turned her head to look at him one by one, touched her tender breasts, and was terrified, "You... did you help me take a bath?"

Song Wenyuan said calmly, "You stink too much, I can't sleep without washing."

"!!!" Kang Tianzhen screamed, "You put me to sleep???"

"..." Song Wenyuan choked for breath, and growled calmly on the surface: What kind of logic is this?

Seeing that he was silent in a weird way, Kang Tianzhen felt that he had lost his footing and caused eternal hatred. Bai Nennen's body had not yet been dedicated to the goddess, but she had already been seen, washed, touched, and slept with by this disciple. ! ! !

Sitting under the quilt and beating the bed in embarrassment, he roared, "I misread you! Song Wenyuan, you are a pervert! You even sleep with your own brother! You, you, you...you are so cowardly, you are despicable! You are shameless!" !You're nasty! You're licentious..."

Song Wenyuan felt that the untimely admiration rising up in his heart was snuffed out abruptly by him. This guy is simply a love fire extinguisher!

Resisting the urge to throw him out, he put the orange juice in his hand heavily on the bedside table, and said expressionlessly, "Are you a big girl? Did a man like me defile your chastity after seeing and touching him?"

"I'm not a big girl," Kang Tianzhen looked aggrieved, "but I'm a young man with a yellow flower like a jade."

"I am a man, and you are a man."

Kang Tianzhen's expression became more serious, he took the orange juice and drank it down, wiped his mouth after drinking, and said plausibly, "Men can sleep too, sleep is more straightforward and intense than between men and women, every man is a hidden GAY , It’s just that I haven’t met the person who made him bend, and my body is so beautiful, with a thin waist and long legs, white and tender, you must have been amazed when you helped me take a bath, and then you became a big fan of lust..."

Song Wenyuan took a deep breath, suppressing his anger, "Did I sleep with you, can't you feel it?"

"I get angry only when I feel it!" Kang Tianzhen thumped the bed frantically, and yelled loudly, "Now I have a headache, a pain in my foot, pain in my arm, and pain in my whole body! It means that I was not only slept by you, but also hurt by him. Mom is the one below!!!”

The loud and loud condemnation made Song Wenyuan laugh instead of anger. Suddenly he lifted his quilt, looked at the small white chicken-like body on the bed sheet, and sneered, "Your headache is because you have poured too much horse urine, and your feet hurt because you kicked them to pieces. You fell on the floor because your arm hurts because you fell on the high stool at the bar. You have the nerve to say that your whole body hurts? You smashed up half of the bar when you were drunk, and the boss detained you. Without me to deal with the aftermath, I will let you go today Uncle, pick you up at the street police station!"

"..." Kang Tianzhen choked, lay naked on the bed, blinked and stared at him for a long time, then sat up suddenly, spread his legs, lowered his head to pick at his little chrysanthemum, and muttered, "I really haven't slept..."

Song Wenyuan tore off the quilt, covered his head and covered his face, watched him struggling under the quilt, took a deep breath, and felt very depressed: Why would he be tempted by such a guy?

After confirming that she was still chaste, Kang Tianzhen got out of bed, clutching the quilt with both hands in embarrassment, "Where...where are my underwear?"

"threw."

"Nani?" Kang Tianzhen was shocked, "Then you let me wear pants in a vacuum?"

"Sorry, I threw your pants away too," Song Wenyuan turned and walked out the door, and said coolly, "Either run naked, or lie on the bed for the rest of your life."

Before the words were finished, the naked Kang Tianzhen appeared upright behind him, swaying the bird swaggeringly, and muttered, "It's so embarrassing to lie in bed all my life..."

...so you ran naked?

Song Wenyuan took down the drying clothes from the balcony and threw them on his head, "Put them on!"

"Wow, you washed it for me, did you wash it by hand? Yuanyuan, you are so virtuous." Kang Tianzhen was full of surprise, buried his face in his clothes with his bare buttocks, took a deep sniff, and closed his eyes intoxicated. With the fragrance of sunshine, this is a gift from nature..."

"Shut up, go back to your room and get dressed," Song Wenyuan interrupted him, "Don't let me see you running naked again."

"There is no one else in your house." Kang Tianzhen put on his underwear directly in the living room, looking around, "Yuan Yuan, did you rent or buy this house?"

Before the words were finished, the door opened with a click, and a drunken old man walked in with a wine bottle, "Wen Yuan, I heard from your grandfather that you made a song edition... Who is this?"

Kang Tianzhen had one leg inserted in his trousers, and the other smooth thigh was exposed, and he was suddenly embarrassed.

The old man stared at the cloudy drunken eyes, hovered between the two of them for a long time, and slammed the wine bottle at Song Wenyuan, "How dare you fucking play with a rabbit..."

Song Wenyuan tilted his head, and the wine bottle flew towards the tip of his ear and shattered on the wall with a bang. In an instant, the smell of inferior wine diffused in the small space.

Kang Tianzhen said angrily, "Who are you calling a rabbit?"

"You are the one who scolded!" The old man rushed over staggeringly, picked up a slipper from the shoe cabinet, and slapped it on his head and face.

Song Wenyuan grabbed his wrist, put down the slippers, turned to Kang Tianzhen and smiled kindly, "I'm sorry, I let you see this scene, you go to the bedroom first, and lock the door from the inside."

"It's okay, I'm fine..." Kang Tianzhen quickly put on his trousers, held the waist of his trousers in one hand, and picked up his jacket in the other. He rushed into the bedroom in a panic, put them on in a hurry, and lay down on the crack of the door to look outside.

I saw Song Wenyuan's amiable face turned as cold as iron when he faced his father. He threw the slippers on the ground fiercely, looked down at the drunk old man, and said expressionlessly, "I haven't seen him for more than a month. Do you want to do it as soon as you come back?"

"If I don't do anything, you still don't know what scandal is going to happen!" Song's father was furious, "Anyone dares to bring him home, and he's still a man. You've completely embarrassed me!"

"Your face has been lost by yourself 800 years ago," Song Wenyuan said calmly, "Now I have guests here, and I don't want to tear myself apart with you. Tell me, what do you want from me?"

Father Song was so angry that he stood face to face with his son for a long time, and was defeated, "You...your grandfather said that you got a volume of Song edition books, show me."

"I have already donated it," Song Wenyuan took out a frame from the coffee table, "I donated it to the Nanjing Museum a month ago. This is a certificate of merit."

"You!" Father Song seemed to be strangled by a ghost in an instant, grabbed the frame of the mirror, and stared hard at the drunken eyes trying to read the words on it, but found that he had drunk too much alcohol, and his eyes were hard to see. Focus, muttered, "Donated?"

"Donated."

Father Song raised the mirror frame and was about to throw it to the ground. He shouted angrily, "You are a wolf-hearted little bastard..."

"If you want to curse someone, get out." Song Wenyuan grabbed his wrist, grabbed the frame of the mirror, grabbed him and pushed him out of the door, "You are not welcome in my home."

"this is my house!"

"This is not your house," Song Wenyuan said coldly, "Grandpa has already transferred the ownership to me, and I am the head of this house."

Song's father refused to go out, and was drunkenly pushing and shoving in the porch. He didn't know how much wine he had drunk, and tried his best to use brute force, but because of his staggering steps, he couldn't hurt Song Wenyuan at all. He shouted, "I'm your father! Father and mother Blood, having given birth to you for so many years, your wings are hardened, you ungrateful bastard!"

"Are these enough?" Song Wenyuan took out a stack of banknotes from the box on the shoe cabinet and threw them on his face.

The dazzling red note slipped from his face. Father Song hurriedly bent over to pick it up. He pinched the thickness and was barely satisfied. He reached out to rummage through his box, "You kid still keeps secrets..."

The sound stopped abruptly, and the box was empty, except for an old photo. In the photo, a young woman was holding a child in her arms and smiling softly at the camera.

Father Song seemed to have aged ten years in an instant. He held on to the banknotes with trembling fingers, his lips were trembling, and after a while, he suddenly kicked over the shoe cabinet, turned around and rushed out of the room.

Hearing that there was no movement outside for a long time, Kang Tianzhen opened the bedroom and walked out, and saw that the living room was clean, the spring breeze was blowing in through the window, and the window sill was covered with fragments of petals, except for the wine stains on the wall that were not completely dry, there was nothing There was no sign of a dispute here.

Kang Tianzhen felt that he must be dreaming, so he whispered, "Song Wenyuan?"

"Huh?" Song Wenyuan poked his head out from the kitchen, "What's wrong?"

"Uh...it's nothing." Kang Tianzhen ran to the kitchen with his slippers on, and saw Song Wenyuan wearing an apron, taking a plate of toon fried eggs out of the pot, "Wow, you can cook."

"So-so," Song Wenyuan walked out of the kitchen carrying two dishes, "You got up too late, and your lunch was postponed to tea time. Come, help me get the dishes."

"Oh," Kang Tianzhen took the bowl and chopsticks and followed him, hesitated for a long time, and swallowed the question that came to his mouth, forget it, let's not poke his scar.

Song Wenyuan wanted to laugh seeing his hesitation, sat down at the dining table with a good meal, and said with a smile, "If you want to ask, you can ask. You can't choose your birth. It's not a shameful thing. I don't shy away from it."

"It seems that the relationship between your father and son is not very good," Kang Tianzhen said tactfully while holding the bowl.

"Well," Song Wenyuan nodded, "He is addicted to alcohol, squandered grandpa's coffin, and beat my mother away, so I don't like him."

Kang Tianzhen didn't know what to say, so he choked out a sentence for a long time, "Well... You are quite amazing to thrive in such a family."

"..." Song Wenyuan burst out laughing, and picked up a piece of twice-cooked pork for him, "Stop talking if you don't know how to comfort others, and concentrate on eating your meal."

Kang Tianzhen smiled and lowered his head to pick up the rice.

Toon poached egg, hot and sour potato shreds, Kung Pao chicken, double-cooked pork, tofu soup, four simple dishes and one soup, let Kang Tianzhen eat two big bowls of rice with satisfaction.

Putting down the rice, licking the rice grains at the corner of his mouth, he let out a sigh of relief, "You cook so delicious."

"Thank you." Song Wenyuan got up to clear the dining table.

Kang Tianzhen was so stretched on the chair that she couldn't move, and looked at his busy figure, "Hey, thank you for bringing me back last night, and paying me back for the aftermath. How much did you pay in total?"

"Not much, just tens of thousands of dollars," Song Wenyuan said, "But I don't have enough money, I already asked the bar owner to send the bill to your uncle."

"My day!!!" Kang Tianzhen fell off the chair and wailed, "Uncle will kill me."

Song Wenyuan was in a good mood, and joked, "I should ask the boss to send the bill to Jiang Biying, so that the goddess can know how deeply you were hurt by her."

"Oh, this woman is too vicious, if you don't like it, then don't like it, in front of so many people hitting me in the face," Kang Tianzhen waved his hands with a look of lovelessness, "I have decided to give up on her."

Song Wenyuan said, "I should have given up a long time ago, you are actually not suitable."

"Don't mention her, I'm going to change to a goddess from tomorrow on," Kang Tianzhen thought seriously while scratching his fingers, "Do you think it's better for me to go after Xie Hua from Xie's family, or to go after Fang's second lady, Fang Lanzhi?

"..." Song Wenyuan shook his hand, a plate broke, and bright red blood dripped into the sink.

Kang Tianzhen rushed over and took a look, "I'm going, my finger is cut!" He said, grabbed his finger and stuffed it into his mouth.

"!!!" Song Wenyuan's heartbeat suddenly missed half a beat, his fingers were placed stiffly in his mouth, warm mouth, soft tongue, he stared blankly at the man with bright eyes in front of him, and felt that there was a rich emotion deep in his heart It is fermenting and gradually overflowing.

After a while, with a hoarse voice, "What are you doing?"

Kang Tianzhen held his finger and licked it again and again, and explained solemnly, "Saliva can be used to disinfect."

Song Wenyuan breathed heavily, "But... why did you do this?"

"Help you," Kang Tianzhen licked for a while, felt that the wound was no longer bleeding, and went to the pool to rinse his mouth, "Every time my father cuts his finger, my mother will help him lick it like this, and it will heal soon. You go Find a band-aid and fix it, so as not to cause inflammation if it gets wet again."

Song Wenyuan felt that this guy had already teased him so much that he couldn't hold back anymore. He took a deep breath and calmed down his crazy heartbeat. He said in a deep voice, "Your parents are husband and wife, and we..."

"Auyou, don't be so innocent," Kang Tianzhen finished rinsing his mouth, his lips were plump and bright red, and he smiled and winked at him, "Don't forget that you have already slept with him."

"..." Song Wenyuan mentioned that the heartbeat in his throat suddenly returned to normal, thinking that he really can't expect too much from him.

Kang Tianzhen suddenly remembered something, "Hey, I suddenly remembered, I only checked the little chrysanthemum just now, in fact, men have another way to sleep, you can't sit on it and move it yourself?"

Song Wenyuan wanted to beat him to death, so he replied blankly, "Hehe."

Kang Tianzhen rushed forward, "No, I want to see if there is any criminal evidence on your chrysanthemum..."

"You are fucking crazy!" Song Wenyuan avoided him in embarrassment.

The two were hiding in the kitchen one by one, making a fuss. Suddenly the doorbell rang, and Kang Tianzhen stopped suddenly. He whispered in Song Wenyuan's ear and asked, "Did your father come back again? I hid in the bedroom? "

"It's not him, he has the key," Song Wenyuan patted him on the shoulder, "You wait here for a while, I'll go and have a look."

Standing outside the door was a kind old man with silver hair and well-dressed clothes. He smiled and held a rectangular lacquer box, "Mr. Song, hello, this is what the young master asked me to give to the young master."

Song Wenyuan was confused, "... what young master? Old man, did you make a mistake?"

"That's right," the old man said with a smile, "Young master got drunk and caused trouble at the bar last night, thanks to your care."

Song Wenyuan understood, "The young master you're talking about is Kang Tianzhen?"

The old man smiled very relieved, and took out another beautifully packaged box, "This is a thank you gift from the young master."

"No need," Song Wenyuan declined gently, "Kang Tian and I are really friends, and it's nothing for friends to give a helping hand."

"It's the luck of the Kang family for the young master to have a friend like Mr. Xiao Song." The old man insisted on keeping all his things, "Since the things have been delivered, I will leave now."

Song Wenyuan was surprised, "Aren't you going to meet Tian Zhen?"

"He will understand when he sees something," said the old man in good spirits, walking out of the corridor in a few steps, "We will meet again."

Song Wenyuan felt that this matter was weird from head to toe, so he took the things into the room, handed the rectangular lacquer box to Kang Tianzhen, and opened the so-called gift for himself.

The moment the box was opened, he was stunned, and saw a Qianlong famille rose celestial ball vase lying quietly inside the gorgeous brocade.

Kang!Home!Varied!what!Home!end!take!superior!thousand!Ten thousand!of!official!kiln!Refined!Taste!follow!easy!deliver!people?

"I can't accept this gift," Song Wenyuan said to Kang Tianzhen, "Please pass it back...Tianzhen?"

Kang Tianzhen sat slumped on the ground, staring at the opened lacquer box in despair. His eyes were dead. Song Wenyuan looked over and found a horsewhip carved from a whole branch of natural rhino horn in the lacquer box. It is high-quality, rich in pulp, and well preserved, it is really a boutique!"

Kang Tianzhen didn't seem to realize the value of this horsewhip at all, and murmured with dull eyes, "This thing...beats people...it hurts..."