cute naive

Wang Sanxiao is a few years older than the other two, and his experience is far ahead. The children of the Wang family have always been free-ranging. He has followed his adoptive father Wang Baxian since he was 14 years old. That is true. I have crossed the north and stretched my legs on the train track, and I know everything about the food from all over the world.

"Uncle told you that the old hot pot in Chongqing is the most authentic," Wang Sanxiao said while sitting in line, gnawing on a rabbit head on the left side and a skewer on the right side, with eloquent thin lips The hard and spicy sausage has become a sausage, and he is still selling Amway with his life. "The soup here is delicious, red and oily, oily but not greasy, spicy but not dry, appetizing and invigorating the spleen, nourishing the mind and beautifying the skin... "

Kang Tianzhen drank sour plum soup and looked at him worriedly, "Are you serious? Why do I feel that it affects my IQ a bit."

"I'm hot! I'm so hot that I need to talk non-stop to relieve the symptoms, hey, I feel like I'm going to spew fire when I talk," Wang Sanxiao breathed out desperately, "but it's so fucking hot." delicious."

The three of them are all native Nanjingers. They are used to the sweetness, freshness, crispness and tenderness of Jingsu cuisine. When they first tasted the distinctive Chongqing cuisine, they were so greedy that they almost swallowed their tongues. live.

During the meal, Song Wenyuan specially ordered three cans of herbal tea, and as soon as he turned around, the two people here were already fighting over each other. Wang Sanxiao was a bandit, and he dared to put the tender beef in the hot soup, and it was bloody. Kang Tianzhen was obviously not so vigorous, he couldn't catch a single slice with his chopsticks, staring at Wang Sanxiao's dizzying speed of chopsticks, he was about to cry.

"Fuck, can you cook the meat before eating it?" Kang Tian was really angry, "I haven't started eating yet, half of your plate of fat beef is gone!"

Wang San smiled and stuffed a chopstick of half-raw meat into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Why do you feel bad, there are so many more."

"...The problem is that I haven't eaten a piece yet!!!"

Wang Sanxiao looked at him innocently, and while speaking, he picked up a chopstick and stuffed half-raw meat into his mouth, and said puzzledly, "I didn't stop you either."

Kang Tianzhen frantically pointed at the red soup and yelled, "But the meat I put in was taken out by you in less than 3 seconds. I put all the meat in it, but I couldn't eat a piece of it! You know, It’s eating! No! To!!!”

The people next to them looked at their table one after another, their eyes were full of pity, Song Wenyuan almost wanted to push the stool and leave - he never thought that such two adults would actually fight for the sake of Eat meat and quarrel.

"Not only did I not get it, Song Wenyuan didn't get it either," Kang Tianzhen said convincingly, "You clearly said that you invited the two of us to dinner, is this called an invitation to dinner? You call it an invitation to the two of us to visit you for dinner!"

Wang Sanxiao was speechless after being sprayed by him, and directly called the waiter over, "Hey, beauty, add another ten plates of fat beef."

Song Wenyuan was taken aback, "Don't make trouble, you can't eat it."

"I'm going to eat him to death," the fat cow brought it up, Wang Sanxiao poured it all into the hot pot, and said to Kang Tianzhen, "You eat it for me! Don't go back to sleep if you can't finish eating today, you won't die if you eat it!"

"Eat and eat! Whoever is afraid of whom!" Kang Tianzhen was full of pride, "Waiter, bring me another ten bottles of beer!"

Song Wenyuan took a breath, "I can't drink so much..."

"Boldness!" Wang San smiled and slapped the table, shouting, "Beauty, ten plates each with hairy belly, duck intestines, and beef liver!"

Song Wenyuan relentlessly persuaded, "I have already ordered a lot of dishes..."

"There are also shrimp cakes and beef balls with Flammulina velutipes." Kang Tianzhen stood up boldly, stepped on the stool, blew a bottle of beer to the bottom, wiped the corner of his mouth, and pointed at Wang San with a smile, "I want to fight this guy to the death !"

"What's the trouble!" Song Wenyuan finally broke out, and pushed Kang Tianzhen down, snatched the wine bottle from his hand and dropped it heavily on the table, growling, "What's the trouble? Are you two crazy? Eat, eat, open your eyes!" Open your eyes to see how much you ordered, eat as much as you can if you can, and don’t call yourself a man if there is a leaf of vegetable left over!”

Kang Tianzhen calmed down after being scolded by him, rubbed his eyes and looked at a table of dishes, and looked at Wang San with a sad smile, "Smile, you have caused a big disaster, you actually ordered so many dishes, you know how many poor people there are in Ethiopia. If the child is not full to eat, you are really guilty."

Wang Sanxiao continued to rinse his half-baked fat cow, and said in a muffled voice, "Don't fucking pass the blame on others, you ordered the ten bottles of beer, and if I can't drink it, I'll pour it from your chrysanthemum, and I will do what I say. "

"Damn it!" Kang Tianzhen suddenly felt his entire rectum go cold.

The three of them ate until the hot pot restaurant closed. When the waiter came to urge him, he was shocked to see the bottom of the pot with clear soup and little water. "The three of you... have a good appetite."

"Average," Wang Sanxiao habitually pretended to be 13, and said with a smile, "it's the taste of your store. The soup is delicious, red and oily, fat but not greasy, spicy and not... Slightly, I feel so sick ..."

Song Wenyuan dragged the two neurotics back to the hotel one by one, thanks to Wang Sanxiao not growing up to the figure of his adoptive father, otherwise Song Wenyuan would not be able to drag them all by himself.

Wang Sanxiao struggled to get out the room card and opened the door. The first thing he did was rush into the toilet and vomit. The three of them drank twenty bottles of beer. Wang Sanxiao felt as if he had taken a beer bath.

Kang Tianzhen became a puddle of drunken mud, nestled in Song Wenyuan's arms, staggered here and there, and sang out loud intermittently, and it was fine if he sang well, but he was born with tone deafness, and his voice was clear and clear, so why would he pinch ghosts when he sang? What about the neck?

Helping him to the bed, Song Wenyuan patted his flushed face, "Don't sleep, you have to take a shower first, you smell like hot pot."

"I won't wash anymore," Kang Tianzhen rolled around on the bed with her eyes closed, holding her face in her hands and whispering, "Tianzhen is a bad boy who doesn't pay attention to hygiene today."

"..." Song Wenyuan laughed, "Don't act cute maliciously, I know you still have strength."

Kang Tianzhen acted like a baby, "He is naturally cute."

"Are you a disgusting person?" Song Wenyuan scolded with a smile, "Don't be a rogue, get up and take a shower before going to bed. You will feel uncomfortable if you don't take a shower after eating hot pot."

"Tianzhen has fallen asleep," Kang Tianzhen covered his ears with his hands, and wriggled into bed.

Song Wenyuan: "..."

After Wang San laughed and vomited, he felt much more comfortable. He took a shower and came out of the bathroom wiping his wet hair. He saw Song Wenyuan kneeling in front of Kang Tianzhen's bed, gently taking off his shoes.

"Wen Yuan, which hotel are you staying at?" Wang Sanxiao drank a glass of cold water, stood in front of the window and wiped his hair, "Shall I ask the driver to take you back?"

"I won't be going back tonight," Song Wenyuan said calmly, "You two have drunk so much, I still have someone to take care of you here."

Wang San smiled and frowned. For the first time in his life, he realized that this fellow had such a thick-skinned side. He looked at his movements with displeasure, "Why are you taking off his clothes?"

"Give him a bath."

Wang San smiled and shook the water droplets on his hair, "I'll do it."

"No need," Song Wenyuan pushed him away with a gentle smile, "You drink too much, you'd better rest early."

As he spoke, Song Wenyuan dragged Kang Tianzhen out of the bed, stripped down to his panties, and helped him into the bathroom very uprightly.

Wang San smiled and watched the two of them disappear at the door of the bathroom, wiped his face, thinking why did he suddenly find him so annoying?

The bathroom in the hotel was so small that it was unbelievable that two people could rub their buttocks almost by turning around. Song Wenyuan adjusted the water temperature and asked Kang Tianzhen to flush the water under the shower head, and asked in a low voice, "Can I wash myself?"

"Nonsense," hot water poured down on his head to remove some of the smell of alcohol. Kang Tianzhen was a little clear-headed, looking at Song Wenyuan who was facing him frankly, with a face full of embarrassment, "You you you you...you go out, I'm such an old man, Wash it yourself of course."

Song Wenyuan chuckled, turned around, but did not leave the bathroom, but calmly wrung toothpaste and brushed his teeth in front of the sink.

"..." Kang Tianzhen tried his best to wash calmly for a while, and couldn't help peeking over, only to see Song Wenyuan's broad shoulders and narrow hips, with beautiful muscles and lines all over his body, sexy as a work of art.

Song Wenyuan turned around abruptly.

Kang Tianzhen closed her eyes quickly, and washed her face until she was intoxicated.

Song Wenyuan couldn't help chuckling, "It's enough to just take a shower. Taking a bath after drinking alcohol will speed up glucose metabolism, which is not good for your health."

"Oh," Kang Tianzhen blushed, dried her body, wrapped the towel around her waist, felt confident as if she was wearing clothes, and stared at Song Wenyuan's exceptionally good figure, "Hurry up and take a bath, I'll wait for you."

Song Wenyuan couldn't help laughing, walked under the shower head, and said with a smile, "What do you need to wait for a bath? Just wipe your hair and go to sleep."

"I'll help you pass the soap," Kang Tianzhen couldn't hide his evil smile, and he grabbed the slippery soap and sent it in front of him, only to hear a chirp, and the soap fell to the ground.

Song Wenyuan: "..."

"Puff ha ha ha," Kang Tianzhen shouted joyfully, "Hurry up and pick it up!!!"

"...You are really very sick." Song Wenyuan leisurely picked up a bag of shower gel from the sink, glanced at the lone soap on the ground from the corner of his eye, "Pick it up yourself."

Kang Tianzhen: "..."

Seeing his shriveled appearance, Song Wenyuan was in a good mood, put on the shower gel, and was about to sneer at him again, when the water sprayed from the shower head became smaller and smaller, then squeaked twice, and then stopped.

"Pfft hahaha retribution!!!" Kang Tianzhen laughed so hard again that he was almost out of breath.

Song Wenyuan patted the shower head angrily, but only let it drip out a few small drops of water like a child peeing, and couldn't help cursing.

Kang Tianzhen walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, "I'll go and ask the boss what's going on."

This kind of informal small hotel can't provide hot water when it's too late at night. Kang Tianzhen didn't get any explanation from the boss, so he entered the door with a cold face, and kicked Wang Sanxiao, who had fallen asleep on the bed, out of the bed , cursed, "You found a good hotel, there's no fucking hot water!"

Wang Sanxiao was sleeping soundly, and was suddenly kicked awake, looking at him blankly, "Ah? Ah? What hot water?"

"Halfway in the shower there is no hot water!"

"Fuck, what do you do then?" Wang San smiled and got up, "I'm going to kill the boss."

Kang Tianzhen stopped him, "It's not me, I've already finished washing, and Song Wenyuan is still covered in bubbles."

"Oh," Wang Sanxiao heaved a sigh of relief, climbed back to his warm bed, and said in a low voice, "Big man, I can't solve this difficulty..."

"If he catches a cold, I will bite you to death!"

Wang San laughed at the glass and broke his heart, "You little heartless, uncle fed you with feces and urine, now you are scolding me for an outsider, you are really ungrateful..."

The two were arguing, Song Wenyuan came out trembling with chills, and said with a smile, "Don't make a fuss, it's quite warm now, it's okay to take a cold bath, go to rest early."

Wang San smiled and watched him climb into Kang Tianzhen's bed naturally, always felt that something was wrong, but he was drunk, closed his eyes and fell asleep after thinking about it.

Kang Tianzhen has always been big-hearted, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with sharing the bed with Song Wenyuan. He lay on the pillow and whispered, "I drank 5 bottles of beer tonight."

"Too much," Song Wenyuan said calmly with his eyes closed, "I can't drink like this in the future."

"Happy tonight," Kang Tianzhen's mouth curled up happily, "I don't have any friends, so I'm very happy to have a drink with you two."

Song Wenyuan opened his eyes, looked at his bright smiling eyes in the dark, couldn't help but feel happy, patted his back, felt the slippery skin of his pajamas with his fingertips, and laughed in a hoarse voice, "I'm also very happy .”