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Xiao Wei squinted his eyes because of the glare from the windshield. He glared at Lu Yue, who was lazily squinting his eyes and picking his teeth, with resentment. He just sat on such a ready-made thing that deserves to be beaten, and he couldn't do it!

After grinding his molars, Xiao Wei said coldly:

"Can you stop going to Lao Tzu's place to eat and drink every day at mealtime! I have nothing to do with you!"

Lu Yue pulled out the floss, took a breath spray and sprayed it on his mouth a few times, got rid of the smell of fat intestines that he had eaten at noon, smacked his mouth and said:

"Look at what you said, do I want to personally urge you to eat on time?"

Xiao Wei's face turned blue, and he said:

"You are so great, it seems that I misunderstood you, so from tomorrow on, please wear your noble red scarf, come to call me and leave immediately, you can avoid waving at me, don't fuck around Let me eat there and then let me send you back!"

Lu Yue turned his face expressionlessly, and stared at Xiao Wei for a long time. Just when Xiao Wei was thinking about whether he was speaking too seriously, Lu Yue suddenly pouted his lips, and said coquettishly:

"I just like your duplicitous bastard."

Xiao Wei almost vomited blood, he learned his lesson and stopped saying a word.

When the car reached the gate of 'Tian Tian Xing', Xiao Wei gradually slowed down the speed, and finally stopped the car steadily.He looked at the two people at the door of the company in disbelief, put his elbow on Lu Yue's chest, and said dumbfounded:

"Lu Yue, look!"

Lu Yue opened his sleepy eyes, took a look, and immediately opened his mouth wide enough to match a duck's egg, and said in a low voice:

"Xiaowei, take me home, I may have a heat stroke."

Xiao Wei came back to his senses, glanced away at Lu Yue, stretched out his hand to open the car door for Lu Yue, and pushed him out.

With some curiosity, Xiao Wei got out of the car and dragged Lu Yue, who was stunned, to the entrance of the company.

Walking to the door, Xiao Wei squatted on the ground with a smile.

Xiang Xiang and Yu Siyan sat cross-legged facing each other in an inflatable swimming pool. They both wore the same big black sunglasses and the same shorts, and they both hugged a bowl of cold noodles while eating.A few plastic ducks floated on the water, Xiang Xiang had a little yellow duck standing on his knees, stretching his neck to look at Yu Siyan's noodle bowl opposite, the other duck followed the clockwork, back and forth on the water Keep paddling.

Xiao Wei smiled and stretched out his hands to pinch the plastic duck, making a 'quack' sound, and the two little yellow ducks followed suit by 'quack'.

"Hahaha..." Xiao Wei laughed so hard that he sat down on the ground, not caring about his appearance.

With a stiff face, Lu Yue scolded:

"You two came out of the same ward!"

Yu Siyan poked cold noodles with chopsticks into his mouth, and said in a calm voice:

"There is no place in the house, so we can only move the door."

Lu Yue said:

"You don't feel ashamed of your mother! This is the street, look around, so many people are watching!"

Yu Siyan turned his head to look, and said indifferently:

"Whatever they like, I'll be comfortable."

Xiao Wei didn't think there was anything shameful about it, he tapped the head of the little duck standing on Xiang Xiang's lap with his fingertips, and asked with a smile:

"Where did you get these two little things?"

Yu Siyan said proudly:

"I went to Tongliang to buy it this morning, how is it?"

Xiao Wei smiled grimly and said:

"Why, are you going to feed yourself?"

Yu Siyan's smile collapsed, and he stared at Xiao Wei filled with righteous indignation, his big eyes crackling and flashing with lightning.

Xiang Xiang opened his mouth at the right time, and said with a serious face that didn't match the current funny image:

"This is to adopt a son, and he wants to make the two sons a pair."

Xiao Wei laughed until his abdominal muscles trembled, Mensao really should not be underestimated.

Lu Yue snorted lightly, and joked to Yu Siyan:

"Why don't you father and son try it together? Maybe you can break through the limits of human nature."

Xiao Wei choked on his saliva, Ming Sao was still better.

Lu Yue squatted beside Xiao Wei, tilted his head and looked at it for a while, then said puzzledly:

"You two sons look alike? Can you tell the difference?"

Yu Siyan is really a good father, his son can tell the difference at a glance.He pointed to the bigger one on Xiang Xiang's knee with the tip of his chopsticks, and said:

"The one with the big head is called the big mushroom, and the one with the small head is called the little mushroom."

After speaking, he stood up from the water, and the water splashed down his trousers. He stood for a few seconds, and when the water stopped dripping, he walked towards the kitchen with an empty bowl in his hand.

Lu Yue wiped away the water splashed on his face, stared at Yu Siyan's back and said:

"He didn't realize that these two names have multiple accents?!"

After Yu Siyan fell into the water, Xiang Xiang's attitude towards Lu Yue became a little bit better, and he explained lightly:

"He said that these two ducks have mushroom heads, so they are called so."

Xiao Wei gave Lu Yue a look of contempt, "You think everyone is like you, their brains are filled with dung from the inside out."

Lu Yue looked at Xiao Wei affectionately and said:

"You know, my mind is full of you now."

"..."

Xiang Xiang didn't have the time to accompany these two people flirting, he asked Xiao Wei:

"Which villa of yours has a deep and shallow swimming pool? The closer one."

Xiao Wei raised his eyebrows, "Are you going to teach him how to swim?"

Xiang Xiang nodded, "Well, he wants to learn."

Xiao Wei understood very well, he thought for a while and said:

"The set of 'Murray Hill' is only about ten minutes away from your place, and the water depth is 3 meters."

Xiang Xiang nodded, "I want it tonight."

"Okay, I'll tell the property manager later, you just go to them to get the magnetic card, and you know the door lock code."

Lu Yue suddenly grabbed Xiao Wei's arm, and said tearfully:

"How can you just give the bride price you gave me to other people, you hurt my heart so much!"

"..."

Xiao Wei picked up a plastic duck from the water, pointed its bulging belly at Lu Yue's face, squeezed it, and the duck croaked, and sprayed Lu Yue's face from the small hole in its belly. water.

……

At night, Xiang Xiang took Yu Siyan and two ducks to Xiao Wei's villa.

Xiang Xiang asked Yu Siyan to buy a pair of swimming trunks, but Yu Siyan would not do it even if he was beaten to death, and insisted on wearing his bright red evil-proof underwear.

Xiang Xiang had no choice but to go into the water wearing the pair of Big Big Wolf red underwear that Yu Siyan bought for him.

The bottom of the swimming pool is a slope covered with waterproof and non-slip plastic.

Yu Siyan tightened Xiang Xiang's arm and walked steadily into the water step by step.After taking a step, he stopped to take a few breaths. Yu Siyan moved for ten minutes in a short distance of three meters.In the breezy evening, I was sweating profusely in the water.

Just as the cool water submerged Yu Siyan's knees, Xiang Xiang suddenly said:

"Okay, let's go here today."

Yu Siyan looked at Xiang Xiang blankly, "Huh?"

Xiang Xiang's expression didn't tell that it was a joke at all, it was quite serious.

Yu Siyan pursed his mouth, his underwear was not even wet, did he learn to swim or fish?

He looked at the two sons who were presumptuous in the deep water area, snorted the sweat off his face,

"I'm fine, come on."

Xiang Xiang looked at his blackened arm and sneered,

"There's no rush for this, it has to be done step by step, otherwise you will only become more and more afraid of water."

Yu Siyan said regretfully:

"But my underwear didn't even get wet, isn't it a waste of time?"

There was a hint of cunning in Xiang Xiang's eyes, and he said with a sly smile:

"You don't have to wear it, just hang it out."

Yu Siyan stared at Xiang Xiang, and suddenly kicked Xiang Xiang's knee, tripping him into the water, but that's how people would die, when Xiang Xiang fell, he who was holding Xiang Xiang to death followed poured into the water.

Although the water depth is less than half a meter, a person can be completely submerged lying flat.

Yu Siyan panicked and soaked in the water less than half a meter away, his four paws kept waving, his head was raised out of the water, and he yelled loudly,

"Ah, Xiang Xiang, hurry up, save me!"

Xiang Xiang stood up from the water, and lifted Yu Siyan out of the water by holding Yu Siyan's underpants.

Yu Siyan was mentioned to be in the middle of the air, and he was dragging his hands and feet in the air, cursing incoherently:

"Oh my god...you're so scary!"

Xiang Xiang frowned and looked at Yu Siyan's underpants, the quality was so good...

Yu Siyan was lifted, there was still a puddle of water under his eyelids, he couldn't calm down, he kicked his limbs, suddenly stepped on Xiang Xiang's abdominal muscles, grabbed Xiang Xiang's arm, turned over and crawled to the ground Xiang Xiang's back.

Xiang Xiang subconsciously let go of his hand, and as soon as he let go, Yu Siyan rode on Xiang Xiang's shoulder along his back.

Yu Siyan's powerful legs wrapped Xiang Xiang's neck tightly like a throat lock, and at the same time, two arms covered with tendons firmly hugged Xiang Xiang's head. Xiang Xiang was almost offended.

Xiang Xiang shouted out of breath:

"Come down for me!"

Yu Siyan not only didn't come down, but hugged Xiang Xiang even tighter.

"I don't, it's scary, you leave me alone for a while!"

Xiang Xiang couldn't breathe anymore.

"You are so quiet, let me be quiet!"

Yu Siyan finally belatedly gave some strength.

Just as Xiang Xiang coughed twice, Yu Siyan suddenly grabbed his hair, turned his face up, and immediately choked on another mouthful of saliva.

Yu Siyan lowered his head and asked with concern:

"Are you all right?"

Xiang Xiang looked at Yu Siyan steadfastly, and suddenly felt a sense of doom.

He turned around abruptly, and carried Yu Siyan to the deep water area.

Yu Siyan's eyes widened immediately, and he shouted loudly:

"No! No! No!"

Xiang Xiang said calmly:

"Your son is still in the deep water area. I can't get them. If you pinch them, you will die. Go and drive them back yourself."

Yu Siyan paused, obviously struggling psychologically. After a while, he yelled at the big mushroom and the little mushroom with great love and selflessness:

"My son, dad has gone all out for you."

Then he patted the top of Xiang Xiang's head and shouted:

"go ahead!"

"..."