steal summer

On the way back, Chen Han was a little dizzy. To be precise, his head was dizzy, but his heart was beating fast in his left chest.

"Hey!" Zhao Zhichuang blocked Chen Han's forehead, "What are you doing, you almost hit the pole!"

Chen Han took his hand off and saw that there was still a distance of a palm, and he was about to hit the pole.

"No way, you said that the girls were seduced by the senior, so you can be seduced by him too?" Zhao Zhichuang teased.

"Really?" Chen Han asked, "I seem to be hooked by him too?"

Zhao Zhichuang was taken aback: "No, what are you thinking, are you male or female?"

"My girl." Chen Han said.

Zhao Zhichuang: "?"

"Oh shit! My man!" Chen Han wanted to seal his mouth, "My man!"

Zhao Zhichuang shrank his head back, his double chin protruded: "Are you afraid..." He read Chen Han up and down, then turned his shoulders to look back and forth, and suddenly leaned into his ear, "It's made in Thailand." ?”

Chen Han kicked him: "Get lost."

Zhao Zhichuang laughed so that all the students in the street looked back at him, Chen Han covered his mouth and dragged him away.

After returning to the dormitory, Chen Han didn't want to play games anymore. He lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling, thinking three words in his mind.

Isn't it

Isn't it

Isn't it

"Han, there's a script game this afternoon, do you want to go?" Luo Lin knocked on his bedside.

"No," Chen Han turned over, "sleep."

"You really don't want to go?" Luo Lin leaned against the bed, and said seductively, "Where are the girls' teams, there are a lot of girls!"

Chen Han: "No."

"Tsk, are you the reincarnation of Tang Seng?" Luo Lin curled his lips, "No, no, it seems that you are the reincarnation of Duanxiu, and he is serving as a base reserve."

The person on the bed sat up with a groan: "Who is gay!"

Luo Lin jumped back, posing in a pose of flat sand and wild geese. Li Chang watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and shouted: "Luo Lin said you're gay, you're gay, you're gay!"

"Hey, I won't kill you!" Chen Han stepped on two feet and got off the bed, posing in a dragon-subduing eighteen-palm pose, and then put his four fingers together, with the palm facing up, and dialed inward, "You still have three seconds!" Repent for the sins of this life."

"The biggest sin in my life is that I haven't been in love yet." Luo Lin moved his hands and raised his eyebrows, "I don't think you are a womanizer, so you might as well follow me."

Chen Han pinched his wrist, and the two of them faced the needle point of the wheat awn, and stopped after finishing a set of massage Tai Chi hands necessary for the elderly.

"I'm tired." Chen Han sat on a chair and drank water.

Luo Lin confirmed it one last time: "I really don't want to kill the script, but the girls asked me to invite you solemnly."

Chen Han lay on the table: "I really don't want to go."

Zhao Zhichuang poked his head out: "Han, have you ever been in a relationship before?"

"Why are you asking me this all of a sudden?" Chen Han said, "I haven't talked about it."

Li Chang: "Look at how straight he is, don't even think about it, he must have never been in a relationship before."

"Didn't you ever chase after a girl in school before?" Zhao Zhichuang said, "It's just a class girl or something, or a quiet female deskmate."

"Who wants to chase after some female classmate?" Chen Han pressed the spring pen, "it's boring."

Luo Lin's eyes widened: "Then there are no female classmates chasing you?"

Chen Han thought for a while: "There must be some."

"How much is some?" Zhao Zhichuang asked.

"Maybe three or four a month, I can't remember, I'm so annoyed, walking on the road and suddenly rushing to you and calling you away, when I finish talking to them, all the brothers are gone, and some Inexplicably, they insisted on pushing me to go with the girls, and forced me to send them home when it was over. What did I do wrong? I couldn’t go to play immediately after class and sent them home. After sending a few back, I went home and took the subway. It will take an hour," Chen Han straightly counted the "annoying" things about Chinese female high school students, "For example, they still put notes in their books and stuff envelopes in their schoolbags every now and then. I can't throw them away after reading them. Otherwise, it would be too shameful for others to put it in a bag and take it home and throw it in the trash can. When my mother saw the pink one, she would ask if it was a love letter and which girl I was looking at all day long, but she just wrote a letter. I can know whether it looks good or not, but I don’t want to talk about it, you don’t even know..."

Luo Lin, Li Chang, and Zhao Zhichuang: "Brother, if you keep talking, we're going to throw you out of the window!" What kind of speeches a hungry man doesn't know!

Chen Han: "Okay, anyway."

"No, you haven't felt that kind of heartbeat feeling for a girl?" Zhao Zhichuang pinched his index finger with his thumb, "A little bit is fine, for example, which girl is cute, which girl is beautiful, etc."

"Yes, many girls are very good-looking," Chen Han said, "I still have basic aesthetic ability."

Luo Lin, Li Chang, and Zhao Zhichuang: "I think you have summed it up, you should find a man, you don't fucking like women at all."

Chen Han said "Ah?", then blinked, and began to think about this question seriously.

Do I really not like women?

He began to count down in his mind, recalling roughly all the girls he knew, and wrote down on the paper the girls he thought should be counted as "favorable".

"Ye Meng, I borrowed the pencil I painted for the sophomore exam, and even said that I don't want to return it."

"Lin Qili, I ran away from my senior year of high school to study at night and went out to play games, and even helped me cover it up so I didn't sue the class teacher."

……

He braced his head and thought for a long time, but he couldn't choose a "heart-beating girl" from the four girls, and the people in the dormitory had already gone to the script to kill them, and the vibration of the mobile phone was very obvious.

The moment Chen Han raised his phone to read it, he jumped up from his chair.

Sheng Changqing's.

He said: [I just met someone from your dormitory]

Chen Han took a few deep breaths and patted his chest. Looking at Sheng Changqing's text message, he hesitated for two seconds and went back: [Oh? 】

After posting, he realized that this "Oh?" was quite mysterious, and unexpectedly revealed a trace of curiosity about "how did you meet them".

Sheng Changqing: [I saw it near the supermarket in District [-]]

Chen Han: [Oh, they are going to play script killing, they should be around there]

Sheng Changqing: 【Have you had dinner then? 】

Chen Han immediately took a deep breath, his heart beat a little fast, and he wanted to run for a moment.

No, no, no, no, it’s not that you want to ask me out for dinner.

He rolled his Adam's apple, and replied to Sheng Changqing: [I didn't eat, but I ordered takeaway. 】

Sheng Changqing: [Don't eat takeaway, come over to eat, I bought food in the supermarket]

Chen Han: [Huh? 】

Sheng Changqing: [come to my dormitory]

No, no, no, why invite me to his dormitory...

Chen Han bit his nails, took out a compasses that he likes to draw from the drawer, and drew a circle fluently on the blank paper.

The radius measured by the scale is 3.9cm, which does not exceed 4.

He replied to Sheng Changqing: 【Here we come】