What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

Chong Shui, the jungler of the hp team, was enthusiastically micking on the Internet. With a screenshot of a private message with "Jiang Zhu's high school classmate", he swore that Jiang Zhu was ignorant and bullied his classmates when he was in high school. Chong Shui is justified. Yan accuses Jiang Zhu of being a scumbag. Judging by his stupid appearance, he really regards himself as the embodiment of morality and justice.

Everyone in the gg team almost laughed out loud after reading Chongshui's Weibo. They believed that Jiang Zhu was ignorant, but they didn't believe that Jiang Zhu bullied his classmates. The Great Sage is still alive and well. In the team, this is enough to prove how tolerant and friendly Jiang Zhu is.

The gg team didn't take Chongshui's Weibo seriously at all. They played a training game all afternoon and one night, and then they were forced to participate in the small chrysanthemum non-late-night class in April. When free, everyone is so tired that they just want to lean on the chair quietly.

The Great Sage looked at the ceiling disinterestedly, and said weakly, "Which father can treat me to a supper, I was fucked so hard by the coach and brother Si Yue today, I feel my body is being hollowed out."

Wei Lan took the eyedrops in hand and threw Dasheng, "Shut up, there are girls!"

Dasheng looked around, "Girl? Who? My brother Lu?"

Wei Lan: "Otherwise, are the flowers half sparse?"

Bai Lu: "Oh."

Hua Banshu: "Oh."

Azure: ...

The Great Sage continued to howl persistently, "Which dad, please have a late-night snack, whoever buys me hot dry noodles will be my real dad, and I will sing you a song "Mother in the Candlelight" every Father's Day."

Lucky: "Wow, woof!"

Xiangyan patted the golden retriever sitting at his feet, and said to the Great Sage, "Lucky please."

Dasheng: "You are too much, where does the dog get the money?"

Xiangyan: "His own father remits pocket money to him from abroad every month, and it's not much, just a little higher than your salary."

The Great Sage recalled the former coach of the gg team. He felt that such a stupid thing as giving pocket money to the dog was something that Cui Yunxian could do. When he thought about his hard training for fifteen or six hours a day, his income was not as good as With one more dog, the Great Sage suddenly lost interest in supper.

Dasheng: "I'm not hungry anymore, I'm not going to eat anymore. I'm curious to ask, what's the situation with that high school classmate, Brother Zhu, and thank you for anyone who can broadcast a wave of current events on the Internet."

Xiangyan's three major pleasures in life are eating melon seeds, swearing at the jokes, and watching fun. Everyone in the gg team is busy with business, but Xiangyan has been surfing the Internet. He heard the great sage's question, and he was very happy to share, "HP team The retarded jungler was fined another 2 yuan by the authorities because he scolded our entire team."

Bai Lu, who was sitting at the farthest distance, was a little surprised, "It was only punished for scolding our team? Then what did he say about Brother Zhu?"

Xiangyan gnawed melon seeds and replied, "The official only punishes the players for their substantive violations, regardless of force to decide the case, let alone an old case."

Weilan is the leader of the team, and he is responsible for communicating with the officials on weekdays. Although Weilan usually looks careless and often acts stupid, when it comes to dealing with business, he is actually very reliable.

Weilan looked at Jiang Zhu, and said seriously, "Brother Zhu, the chat record that Chongshui sent, in my opinion, it's better for you to explain it publicly. Now the league has more and more strict requirements on players, if you don't explain, the official estimate I'm going to come to you personally to understand the situation, although I also think that playing a rank game is more meaningful than fighting against the mentally handicapped Chong Shui, but we don't need to take this blame."

Jiang Zhu nodded, "Okay."

After Jiang Zhu finished answering, he said to Wei Lan again, "Let me post a Weibo, post my admission notice."

Dasheng was full of question marks by Jiang Zhu's psychedelic operation, he asked puzzledly, "Brother Zhu, that mentally handicapped jungler in the hp team said you were a bully on campus, why did you send the admission letter to prove that you have indeed entered the campus?" ?”

Jiang Zhu explained, "Didn't he also say that I am ignorant, let me prove that I have studied.

Great Sage: "Is this the point?"

Bai Lu praised sincerely, "Even if you've been to high school, even if you haven't graduated, you're pretty amazing in the e-sports circle."

Little Qiao: "You can pk out 90% of your opponents."

Hua Banshu looked at Jiang Zhu, and felt that Jiang Zhu had another bright spot in him, brother Zhu is a top student who went to high school!

When Jiang Zhu was chatting with several teammates, he quickly posted the Weibo, the content of the Weibo, a smiling emoji, and two pictures attached.

A group of people in the gg team saw Jiang Zhu posting on Weibo, and they all ran to his account to watch Jiang Zhu's gleaming high school admission notice.

The Great Sage entered Jiang Zhu's Weibo name, and said to Jiang Zhu, "Brother Zhu, I think you are a bit too serious about your education background. What's wrong with Chong Shui saying that you are incompetent? In the e-sports circle, who Isn't it... is it, what is this?!"

Jiang Zhu sent two pictures, one is a domestic university admission notice, the other is a German university admission notice, Jiang Zhu is very considerate, and marked on the admission notice that is all in German Find out what it is.

Although the people in the gg team are generally ignorant, they still know the top 10 universities in China, and they also know the top 3 universities in Germany.

The Great Sage turned his chair to look at Jiang Zhu, and said seriously, "Brother Zhu, you may have been abroad for too long and don't know enough about our country's national conditions. It is against the law to give false testimony."

Jiang Zhu raised his eyebrows, "Does this look fake?"

Dasheng: "Heidelberg University in Germany? I'm still at Harvard University in the United States! Have you ever seen a professional-level Internet addict who can go to a prestigious school of this level?"

Xiao Qiao: "Brother Zhu seems to have started playing "League of Legends" after he went to Germany."

Dasheng: "Can you go to a world famous school without playing games? Is that something ordinary humans can go to?"

Jiang Zhu replied, "My parents both graduated there, and it just so happens that they and I are both ordinary human beings."

Bai Lu: "Brother Zhu, your description sounds unusual at all."

Wei Lan shouted at Hua Banshu from a distance, "Little Shu, isn't Heidelberg University your father and mother's school? Every time the e-sports circle brags about their academic qualifications, they have to hang out and brag about it."

Xiangyan interjected, "Suddenly I feel sorry for Hua Banshu. He and Jiang Zhu will be together in the future. Every family gathering, everyone else seems to be attending the alumni association. Only Hua Banshu is standing next to him and serving the dishes."

Hua Banshu: ...

What he said actually makes sense.

Hua Banshu turned to look at Jiang Zhu, and said very seriously, "Brother Zhu, break up, I don't deserve it."

In the big training room of the gg team, everyone except Wei Lan looked at Hua Banshu and Jiang Zhu in shock.

Jiang Zhu didn't care at all that he was being surrounded by a group of people. He took Hua Banshu's hand and said with a smile, "What if I don't want to break up? I like you."

The half-sparse face was flushed with disappointment.

Bai Lu: "I'm sorry to bother you, but when did you two get together?"

Don't you know to notify the cast when the series is finished?Our side is still acting, the kind of distracted ones!

Hua Banshu didn't know what Bai Lu was struggling with, so he quickly replied embarrassedly, "This afternoon."

Bailu: ...

Little Qiao squeezed out a smile, "I wish you happiness."

Dasheng: "I think compared to the fact that the two of them are together, isn't Brother Zhu's academic qualifications more terrifying? Unknowingly, a traitor has been mixed among our group of scumbags."

Wei Lan sighed, "Oh, why every generation of support in our team is a master, the fate is really painful."

The great sage pointed to Xiao Qiao, "You forgot the captain, a talent who can score zero in several subjects in the exam."

Little Qiao: "I got a zero score in the exam, and I can only prove one thing, that is, I know the answers to every question and avoided them perfectly. Do you think it's easier to get a zero score than relying on a full score?"

Great Sage:? ? ?

Dasheng: "My friend, what's the benefit of doing this?"

Xiao Qiao looked calm, "It can make my family think that I am completely hopeless on the road of learning, and find another way to persuade them to send me to play professionally."

Great Sage: ...

Dasheng sincerely asked, "Go home during the Spring Festival this year, and help me take care of my uncle and aunt. I suddenly feel that it is not easy for them to be old."

Little Qiao: "I must bring it."

Bai Lu looked at Jiang Zhu, then looked at Xiao Xiao Qiao, she was also a little speechless, she said to the team's two assistants, "Have you ever heard that you have to be honest, why do you take the professional road, let us The scumbags have nowhere to go."

Little Qiao: "I'm in the middle, you're in the top, I didn't go your way."

Jiang Zhu: "I'm going down the road, you're going up the road, and I'm not going your way either."

Bailu: ...

Bai Lu didn't want to talk to her team's mid laner and support anymore. She refreshed her Weibo and said in surprise, "Brother Zhu, the speed of likes and forwarding on your Weibo is a bit scary."

Jiang Zhu: "Really? Let's strike while the iron is hot and start another live broadcast."

Hua Banshu asked in confusion, "Why do you broadcast live?"

Jiang Zhu: "Come out."

The flowers are half sparse:? !

Hua Banshu felt that it was better for him to get together with Jiang Zhu, so he went home and knelt down to let his parents know that his son and his teammates were getting together through the hot search on Weibo. This process sounds simple. It's like burying a dragon.

Hua Banshu thought it over and said, "Brother Zhu, I actually think it's pretty good in the closet. Your parents are both engaged in scientific research. They may not be as tacky as us ordinary people who read gossip on Weibo every day, but my parents It just happens to be so vulgar, do you know what I mean, although my parents have never hit me before, it doesn't mean they won't beat me to death once."

Jiang Zhu was amused by Hua Banshu, he raised his hand and rubbed Hua Banshu's hair, and said in a soft tone, "Just kidding, I want to clarify that the person chatting with Chong Shui is not my high school classmate."

Hua Banshu: "Oh."

Jiang Zhu smiled, "You were beaten to death, where can I find another one."

Bai Lu: "I'm sorry to bother you, vomit!"

The Great Sage immediately followed suit, "Ouch!"

Xiao Qiao pushed his glasses and said towards Wei Lan, "Brother Wei Lan, I suggest that the team make a new rule that players are not allowed to fall in love in the training room."

Wei Lan: "There is such a rule, it is specially made for your coaches and Xiao Qiao."

Jiang Zhufa asked, "How will you be punished if you violate the law?"

In view of the fact that this rule has not been mentioned for many years, Wei Lan thought about it seriously, and then replied uncertainly, "It seems that I was fined five hundred once when I was caught."

Jiang Zhu: "Okay, then I owe five hundred first."

After Jiang Zhu finished speaking, he grabbed Hua Banshu's chair and directly pulled the person to his side.

Hua Banshu looked at Jiang Zhu with a confused face, Jiang Zhu smiled, leaned over and kissed Hua Banshu on the lips.

The author has something to say: My lord: Jiang Zhu, why did you kiss your teammates in the training room? !

Jiang Zhu: I learned from your little Qiao.

Lord: ...