What should I do if my teammate is biting again? [E-sports]

Si Yue was walking around in the lounge dedicated to the GG team. Every few steps he took, he had to look in the direction of the gate. I couldn't help opening my mouth.

Si Yue asked the lord, "Where are they?"

The lord replied, "Should be back soon."

Wei Lan also muttered, "Do foreign venues have more friction on the ground? Why haven't you come back for so long?"

Xiangyan held a lollipop in his mouth, and said in a somewhat vague voice, "With their thick skins, they shouldn't be afraid of being ganked by us, so they deliberately dawdled on the road. They haven't come back for so long, maybe they got into a fight with someone else."

Azure: ...

Lord: ...

April stares at the lord, the lord can fight.

The lord stood up and said cooperatively, "I'll go and have a look."

Under April's eager gaze, the lord walked to the door of the lounge and opened the door, and then he saw Xiao Qiao standing at the door.

The lord was stunned for a moment, he was just about to raise his hand to hold Xiao Qiao, but Xiao Qiao sprinted and flashed in the opposite direction, pulling away several positions from the lord in an instant.

A group of people in the lounge heard the voice of the lord calling Xiao Qiao, and they all turned their heads to watch the excitement. The lord didn't want them to see himself and Xiao Qiao as a small theater, so he took a step outside and closed the door of the lounge .

Xiao Qiao stood a few steps away, smiling at the lord.

The lord also laughed, and he asked, "What are you hiding from?"

Xiao Qiao replied, "I'm afraid that if I hug you, I won't let go."

Hearing Xiao Qiao's words, the lord suddenly thought that he didn't just open the door and met Xiao Qiao just now, but Xiao Qiao had been standing outside the door, perhaps for a long time.

Lord: "Have you been standing here?"

Xiao Qiao nodded obediently, and said playfully, "I know you're inside, I'm standing at the door, I can get closer to you. I'm afraid I won't want to let go when I see you, but the commentary seat of the finals must be I, Liushang and Baichuan can’t live without me, my brother can’t live without me, LPL viewers can’t live without me, I can’t be so selfish and turn my back on the whole world for you.”

The lord listened patiently to Xiao Qiao's nonsense, his eyes filled with tenderness.

Seeing the lord's gaze, Xiao Qiao couldn't continue talking coquettishly. He spoke again, with a little grievance in his tone, "I haven't seen you for almost two months. I have never been separated from you for so long. miss you."

The lord looked at Xiao Qiao, and his whole heart softened. He walked up to Xiao Qiao in a few steps, and hugged their child into his arms.

The lord kissed Xiao Qiao on the forehead, "I miss you too."

Xiao Qiao repeated, "I haven't seen you for almost two months, and we've never been apart for so long."

The lord coaxed softly and said, "I'm sorry."

Xiao Qiao was amused by the lord's apology, "I'm sorry for what? I'm sorry you didn't let GG be eliminated earlier?"

The lord also laughed, "Elimination and not being able to see you, I still choose not to see you."

Xiao Qiao was aggrieved and happy at the same time. He hit the lord for a while, and just like what he said just now, he really hugged her tightly and didn't let go.

The lord let Xiao Qiao hug him, the two of them were lingering, the five dogs of the GG team would not come back sooner or later, but they came back at this time, the Great Sage was walking in the front of the group, he walked through the corridor Turning the corner, I happened to see Xiao Qiao wanting to kiss the lord.

The Great Sage let out a groundhog scream, "AH!!!"

Xiao Qiao took a step back in fright. He looked for the sound and found that it was the Great Sage, so he smiled deathly at the Great Sage.

Great Sage: ...

Bai Lu, Xiao Xiao Qiao, Jiang Zhu, and Hua Banshu walked a little slower. When they turned around, they only saw the lord and Xiao Qiao standing side by side, and the big sage was hit by some immobilization ability. Immediately stop in place.

Little Qiao said hello, "Hello, Team Xiao Qiao."

Little Joe nodded amiably.

Bai Lu looked at the Great Sage puzzledly, "What the hell did you call just now?"

Dasheng's face was full of I wanted to die, "If you have to ask, I can only say... the most lingering love story, all in Jinjiang Literature City. In the wind and rain, Jinjiang will accompany you. Osmanthus flowers are accompanied by wine, Jinjiang Youth Tour. People who read Jinjiang are Jinjiang’s texts. The spring breeze is gone, and Jinjiang is never old. Come and fall in love with Jinjiang. I have all the stories you want.”

Bai Lu's head was full of question marks, he was a monkey, he was crazy if he said it.

Although the lord was reluctant to part with Xiao Qiao, the game was more important. He said to the five players, "Come in, April has been waiting for a long time, hurry up, don't waste time."

The Great Sage didn't want to stay here and wait to die. When he heard the Lord's words, he immediately sprinted [-] meters back to the lounge. Little Qiao, the Great Sage, Hua Banshu, and Jiang Zhu followed behind, also very winking. Suddenly disappeared in front of the lord and Xiao Qiao.

The lord smiled at Xiao Qiao, and said softly, "Go back."

Xiao Qiao nodded, "OK."

The lord was still thinking about the game, so he glanced at Xiao Qiao again, smiled at him, and then turned back to the waiting room.

A group of people from the GG team all paid attention to the lord who came back alone.

The lord asked, "What are you all looking at me for?"

Wei Lan: "Where is Xiao Qiao, why don't you come in?"

The lord replied, "Going back to the commentary seat."

Everyone in the GG team heard the lord's words, and all looked at the TV screen that was broadcasting the finals live.

Now the live broadcast on TV is not the commentary section, but the commentary section. In today's game, not only did the commentary section invite two legendary guests, but even the commentary section was very pompous. Ultimately, the poisonous milk and seven-color light met Zhuang Sheng and Su Muzhe, these three gods and men, one engages in metaphysics, one speaks stand-up comic talk, and the other recites poems and composes Fu.

Wei Lan had already set the live broadcast to silent mode because the pictures of these three dogs were so strange. Seeing that Xiao Qiao would not be appearing for a while, he said to Si Yue, "Let's talk about the competition first, Xiao When can't Joe watch."

Although the GG team lost the last game, they actually played very well. This matchup is a pinnacle match that can be recorded in the history of the World Championship. The Lord and April have nothing to say about the content of the game. Mostly, it mainly emphasizes some mistakes that the GG team is prone to make, such as seizing the field of view and effective linkage.

While drinking water, Bai Lu said, "The wave that fell off the high ground belongs to me. I should hold them back for a while. I haven't done a good job in getting involved."

Seeking truth from facts in April, "Tie Nan's role in that period of time was limited. You couldn't stop a crocodile. Add another card. What would you do to procrastinate? Originally, I wanted to wait until all the games were played before I would talk about the details. Now that I'm chatting Let me just say a few more words. The whole game, the first four 10 minutes I think you guys played very well, the wave of the big dragon, it's not that you didn't do it well, but the SSS team did better. At that time, both of you were like They are playing backgammon. They already have four pieces connected together. Whichever side you block, the other side will be lost. Either you will lose the dragon, or you will be cleared. It’s nothing to say. Later, you got the ancient Long, Jiang Zhu's on-the-spot command was very good."

A group of people from the GG team listened carefully to April's speech. April changed the subject and continued, "Although Jiang Zhu's command did a good job throughout the game, but in the last wave, if we have to say who is to blame, I will I think it's a command issue. In the last few minutes of the game, you chose to wait in the bottom lane and put eight liang singles to lead us to the top lane, and that was the beginning of their killing of the game."

When the lord heard Siyue talking about this, he also said, "Jiang Zhu, you can indeed use other styles of play for the last part of the command. When Ba Liangdan brought the high ground, you have already discovered that his damage ability exceeds It is expected that if you choose to go home at this time, you will inevitably be thwarted. The most important thing you should do at that time is for five people to directly recoil their bottom lane highlands. There are two earth dragons and liches in eighty-two blessings, and they really hit the tower Soon, but if the five of you rush to the high ground and push all the way, it is not certain whose main crystal will explode first."

Si Yue stared at the lord, the kind full of hatred.

Lord:? ? ?

The lord asked Si Yue, "What's wrong?"

Si Yue gritted her teeth, "What I want to say is that it's already that time point, and the Baron will refresh in 1 minute, and we still have the advantage of playing a team. dragon."

I want them to be steady, and you are teaching them to be more sloppy!

The lord looked at several players, and continued, "Si Yue's style of play is also good, very safe. You can choose one of the two, either attack hard or defend, and you have a high chance of winning the game, but you are just now At the middle point, it is a big taboo to play a game if you are unwilling to attack hard and unwilling to retreat."

Jiang Zhu replied seriously, "I remember."

The lord nodded, and praised again, "Actually, you have done a very good job, even better than we expected. If you continue to maintain this state, you can win the next game."

Hua Banshu: "I want to announce a secret."

Everyone in the GG team looked at Hua Banshu. Hua Banshu is not ashamed to even talk about love. How could he have any secrets.

Hua Banshu: "Actually, our team has a birthday buff today. The top ten unscientific phenomena in LPL ranks first. A team with a birthday buff must win."

Little Qiao: "But with the establishment of Flag's team, there must be no way to win the battle and go home to marry a wife."

Wei Lan: "Bah, bah, bah! Tongyan Wuji! Tongyan Wuji!"

After Weilan pooh-pooh-poohed little Qiao, she asked Hua Banshu again, "Your birthday? It's your birthday on Double Eleven, and you can still find a boyfriend. What else can I say in this world."

Bai Lu: "Didn't Xiaoshu say that he is a Pisces, and today's birthday is a Scorpio?"

The upper, middle, and wild of the GG team have been mixed together in the youth training team since they were young. Not to mention each other's birthdays, they even know a thing or two about the birthdays of their distant relatives. The three of them are very sure that none of them have birthdays. If Hua Banshu is a Pisces, so Jiang Zhu can only celebrate his birthday.

Bai Lu, Great Sage, and Little Qiao all looked at Jiang Zhu.

Jiang Zhu replied calmly, "It's my birthday."

The Great Sage shouted excitedly, "Why didn't we say this kind of thing earlier! Let's talk about this kind of thing earlier, we just brought the BUFF of victory, okay?!"

There are too many metaphysics and stalks in LPL, and Jiang Zhu hasn't figured them all out yet. He doesn't quite understand why the Great Sage is so excited, so he habitually looks at Hua Banshu.

Hua Banshu looked enigmatic, "The reason why metaphysics is called metaphysics is because it is really metaphysics."

Jiang Zhu is not interested in metaphysics, he is only interested in Hua Banshu, Jiang Zhu asked, "Didn't you say you would give me a present when you found out about my birthday?"

Hua Banshu has been in the United States for almost two months. He is training or competing every day. Although he always remembers Jiang Zhu’s birthday, he has no chance to buy gifts. Moreover, he has a selfish desire that is difficult to express. I hope the team can win the championship, then he can give Jiang Zhu the championship ring with his ID engraved on it, he wants to use it as a birthday present.

Hua Banshu can't set a death flag now, so he can only get away with it first.

Hua Banshu asked Wei Lan, "Brother Wei Lan, do you have cash, lend me some."

Wei Lan: "I have US dollars, how much do I want?"

Hua Banshu calculated the exchange rate and said, "One hundred is enough."

Although Wei Lan didn't know what Hua Banshu was going to do, but the big battle was imminent, the ADC father could do whatever he wanted, Wei Lan took out a hundred dollars from his wallet, and handed it to Hua Banshu without hesitation, "Take it, you don't have to return it." gone."

Hua Banshu looked obediently, "Thank you, Brother Weilan."

After Hua Banshu thanked him, he immediately performed a wave of face-changing on the spot. He slapped a hundred dollars in front of Wei Lan, and said proudly, "Take it away, and I will pay the fine first."

Azure:? ? ?

Hua Banshu didn't continue to pay attention to Weilan, he turned around and walked in front of Jiang Zhu, and pressed Jiang Zhu's face with both hands.

Hua Banshu looked at Jiang Zhu's masculine face, and liked it no matter how he looked at it, he chose an angle he liked, took the initiative to move closer, and gave him a kiss.

Hua Banshu: "Brother Zhu, happy birthday, do you like this gift worth one hundred dollars!"

Hua Banshu made public the lower limit of the show, so that everyone in the GG team wanted to applaud his shameless appearance, but Jiang Zhu was very calm.

Jiang Zhu hooked the corners of his lips, and answered, "Is the one-hundred-dollar gift unsatisfactory, or the one-thousand-dollar gift? I'm in charge of paying the money, and you are in charge of kissing."

Hua Banshu: ...

Hua Banshu feels that Jiang Zhu is the king when it comes to Sao, and he will always be a younger brother.

Hua Banshu persuaded, "Brother Zhu, you are one year older today, show some face."

Jiang Zhu: "I like you no matter how old I am."

Hua Banshu was defeated, Hua Banshu silently covered his face with his hands.

Wei Lan couldn’t bear to see this pair of dogs get off the road anymore, he picked up the remote control, and deliberately adjusted the TV volume a lot louder. At this time, it was Qishiguang, Zhuang Sheng and Su Muzhe who were beeping blindly in the live broadcast. Shenren, Weilan felt that it was the right choice for the three of them to fight against Jiang Zhu and Hua Banshu, fighting poison with poison and defeating magic with magic.

The trio in the commentary didn't know that they still had the role of playing against Jianghua, and they were pretending to be serious about the game.

Zhuang Sheng: "The GG team lost in the last round, so according to the rules of the game, they have the priority to choose sides in the next round. It is good to have a small advantage in the next round. I hope that the GG team can regain a victory. , after all, I still want to continue watching Jiang Hua's love story."

Qi Seguang: "The GG team has come back countless times, but in the end it was stolen by the SSS team and ended the game. To be honest, I think this kind of aggrieved way of losing the game is still very damaging to morale. The GG team has an advantage over side selection. , you may need to pay more attention to the mentality of the players.”

Su Muzhe: "Hehe."

Seven-color light:? ? ?

Zhuang Sheng: "Fatty, you don't know anything about GG's spiritual world."

Seven-color light:? ? ?

Su Muzhe: "All members of GG are dogs, and they are in good spirits. Who dares to trick a ghost and walk sideways on the field vertically."

Seven-color light:? ? ?

Zhuang Sheng: "It's all because of Baichuan and Liushang who are always in the commentary booth of the GG team, so that you go blind at a young age. You are worried about the mental state of the GG team. You are forcing poisonous milk."

Qi Seguang explained seriously, "The GG team has been making comebacks, comebacks, and comebacks throughout the entire game. Their morale is so high, but they just wanted to rely on the last wave of century team battles to make their ancestors shine, but they were stolen by the SSS team and turned against the sky. , this way of losing the game, even the GG team must be mad!"

Su Muzhe: "The spirit may be crazy, but the mentality will not collapse."

Zhuang Sheng: "Correct solution."

When the Great Sage heard Qi Seguang mentioning their house being stolen, he stepped on the chair angrily. He raised his finger towards the door and shouted loudly, "Brothers, go for me! Old people don't talk about martial arts, Rush them!"

Although Bai Lu felt that the Great Sage was mentally handicapped, they still agreed on the matter of wanting to get back in the game. Bai Lu asked, "Why haven't you got the playing time yet?"

Little Qiao pushed her glasses, "I can't wait."

Hua Banshu: "Blow them up."

Jiang Zhu: "Yes."

The author has something to say: Xiangyu: 10 yuan for a mouthful of GG with poisoned milk.

Seven-color light: OK, boss!