Dressed as a cannon fodder, probation sick villain

The man was wearing a vest and shorts, and when he approached, Du Bai recognized Jiang Jizhen, the resident who recorded "Big Player" together before.

Jiang Ji really didn't care about Yu Yunshen beside him, and said with a smile, "You promised not to blackmail me again? Huh?"

Du Baizheng was annoyed that he was disrupted, paused, and replied awkwardly but honestly: "I haven't blocked you, I have disabled my mobile phone number for more than half a year, and I forgot to add you back when I got a new one."

"Remember to add Yin Hanrun, don't you remember to add me? It's just your CP who has deep affection, right?" Jiang Jizhen said sourly, "Hurry up, show the WeChat QR code!"

Like a primary school student who made a mistake, Du Bai obediently took out his phone and clicked on WeChat.

Jiang Jizhen poked the screen, Du Bai heard a beep beside him, turned his head to see, Yu Yunshen was scanning his QR code with his mobile phone, and urged him to "pass quickly" with a natural expression.

"..."

There was no need to entangle Yu Yunshen over such a trivial matter, so Du Bai didn't refuse.

After the addition, Jiang Jizhen still had to stand here and chat with him.

"I tweet about you on Weibo every month, but you don't reply, don't you read Weibo?"

"Well, don't look."

"Hey! I don't believe Yin Hanrun said that you don't read Weibo, but some artists don't read Weibo. Then how did you think about entering the entertainment circle?"

"On impulse." Du Bai had no other reason to say.

Jiang Jizhen himself was good at gossip, he held up his mobile phone and said, "How many girls have you harmed by your impulsiveness, look at your fans, how pitiful they are."

Yin Hanrun also posted some screenshots before, but most of them were CP speeches. Du Bai occasionally glanced at it and felt that it was very nonsense. He thought that the fans were similar, so he watched it absent-mindedly for a while, and suddenly he was stunned.Seeing Du Bai's serious expression, Jiang Jizhen laughed and swipe his screen slowly.

The director came over to chime in and say hello: "Director Yu, do you think we should record now or wait?" He smiled and looked at Du Bai again, and asked in surprise, "Du Bai, why is your face so red? Is it from the sun?"

Yu Yunshen put his hands in his pockets, and he didn't care about the situation, so he hurriedly stepped forward, looked sideways, frowned and said: "What are you waiting for, go in quickly."

The director and Jiang Jizhen looked at each other, and raised their eyebrows tacitly.

The recording has just started, a group of people walked inside, and the other guests seemed to have unified their voices, and they didn't come to his side.

Du Bai took out his mobile phone to download Weibo, and while he was waiting, he went to WeChat to check. Sure enough, Yao Xin sent him a lot of messages, saying that he was also kept in the dark, and that the contract with the deserted island had been signed. I don't know when it was signed.

Du Bai replied: Yu Yunshen

Xin Yao believes that you are the most popular: ...

Yu Yunshen didn't avoid suspicion at all, and turned his head to watch him chatting openly.

Du Bai swallowed his anger and put away his phone, looking at Yu Yunshen coolly.

As if finally realizing that Du Bai was upset, Yu Yunshen frowned slightly, "You don't like this surprise?"

Du Bai stared at Yu Yunshen carefully, pondering the authenticity of his emotions.

In my impression, Yu Yunshen always wears well-tailored high-end shirts. Today, he is wearing a simple black T and white slacks, with some messy hair scattered on his forehead. He looks much younger, and even some immature behaviors seem to be lighter Due to the abruptness, Du Bai could only say sullenly: "I don't like it." Then he said, "Yu Yunshen, please don't make up your own mind next time."

Then Du Bai saw that Yu Yun lowered his eyes deeply, like a primary school student who went home with full marks but was not praised, he was silent for a moment, smiled and said: "Then why don't you record it."

Du Bai looked at that smile as if it was forced, he was surprised at the moment, and at the same time felt that he was very ungrateful, he felt strange, he hesitated and said: "The contract has been signed, let's record this episode."

Yu Yunshen lowered his head and said "um", two or three steps behind Du Bai.

Du Bai wanted to look back several times on the road, but held back.

Yu Yunshen didn't dare to be talked to again, thinking guiltyly that he might have been fooled.

But after the director announced that the first episode would be recorded for a week, Du Bai's soft heart disappeared immediately, and he became numb and speechless.

Such Du Bao was so cute, Yu Yunshen could not bear to laugh and comforted him: "Don't worry, I will record with you."

Du Bai breathed a sigh of relief subconsciously, and frowned again.

"Survival on a Deserted Island" is said to be a deserted island, but in fact there are many aborigines on the island, and the means of production are fairly fully developed.The program team planned a filming area, and there are several good and bad houses in it. The guests are divided into groups and partners, and they need to get the priority to choose through the task first.

Six permanent members, Jiang Jizhen and his wife, a boy group member, and an idol couple, Yu Yunshen and Du Bai came in, and the two automatically formed a group.

The task is to pick coconuts, and the first to pick one is the priority.Du Bai stared at the picture of the safest wooden house, and without thinking about getting angry with Yu Yun, he touched his hand, raised his chin and said, "I want to live in that one."

Yu Yunshen was amused by Du Bao's natural request, lowered his head and asked him: "What if I don't get the first place?"

Du Bai looked disbelieving, "How could you not get it?"

The villain Yu Yunshen is omnipotent.

Yu Yunshen pressed his fist to his lips, but he couldn't suppress his smile, and he kept cursing in his heart.

The program team prepared tools, but Yu Yunshen was useless, he kicked up the coconut tree, and then kicked down two or three.

The other three groups were dumbfounded, and the two girls encouraged their partners to kick. Jiang Jizhen tried several times, but the coconut tree didn't budge. The male idol I ordered was embarrassed, and just said, "I'd better use the pole, use the pole."

Du Bai hugged the coconut and went to the director's team to ask for a house, and Yu Yunshen followed behind him, smiling softly.

The wooden house is on a small slope in the forest. It is a stilt-style house, not big. There are people living on the second floor. There is only one bed inside, which is less than 1.5 meters wide.

A staff member brought up three large suitcases, and Du Bai opened them to see that they were his and Yu Yunshen's clothes, toiletries, and bedding.

It was almost noon, and Yu Yunshen, who had been wandering downstairs, asked Du Bai what he wanted to eat.

Du Bai was tidying up, with Yu Yunshen's shirt hanging on his elbow, poked out his furry head, and asked in confusion, "Do we need to find food by ourselves?"

"Otherwise?" Yu Yunshen asked with a smile as if he was in a good mood.

Du Bai said "whatever", without any intention of sharing weal and woe with Yu Yunshen, and put his head back.

Yu Yunshen clicked his tongue, and went to look for food without complaint. He took a long step, and quickly caught up with him.

Du Bai had almost finished tidying up, and walked around the wooden house cautiously.He has never lived on the island, but he knows that there are many beasts, snakes and insects in the forest, so he is very vigilant.When turning around for the second time, Du Bai found a piece of faded snake skin in the corner, his little face immediately turned pale, and he called out Yu Yunshen in a low voice. Wait for someone to come back.

Time was running short, fearing that Du Bao would be hungry, Yu Yunshen forked three fish at random, and after washing them with bloody water, he carried them away on a stick.

Jiang Jizhen lived not far away, and he also came to look for food by the stream. He was not afraid of Yu Yunshen, and when he saw the swiftness of people's hands and feet, he praised "Where did Director Yu learn this skill?" "The one at home is waiting," he refused politely.

"The one at home?" Jiang Jizhen didn't care about it after hearing Zhile.

Before Yu Yunshen got downstairs, Du Bai quickly greeted him, grabbed his arm and complained softly: "Yu Yunshen, there are snake skins in the room, so could there be snakes?"

Du Bao's palms felt cold and wet, Yu Yunshen was hot, his eyes were so comfortable that he squinted, and he raised his hand to hold him, although Du Bao's dependence was extremely useful, but it would not scare him, coaxed : "The program crew put snake repellent everywhere, how dare the snake come."

Du Bai felt that Yu Yunshen's side was the safest, so he obediently let him lead him away.

Yu Yunshen just felt that this show was really right. His purpose was very simple. First, he would return Du Bao to his admiration, and then he would think about the follow-up matters later.

There is a simple kitchen on the first floor, Du Bai is piled up from the rich clothes and jade food, he can't do anything, he can only follow Yu Yunshen like a small tail, watching him curiously as he builds the stove to light the fire and grills fish on skewers.The two sat on a small bench, and there was a radio camera not far away. Yu Yunshen leaned into Du Bai's ear and said teasingly, "Who grew up in the village?"

Du Bai glanced at him, but didn't speak.

Du Bao's little expression always tickles Yu Yunshen's heart, he really wanted to kiss him, but he couldn't, so he tugged at his neckline irritably.

Du Bai thought he was hot, thought about it, went to the side and got a piece of thin wood, and shook it to fan him.

Yu Yunshen couldn't bear it anymore, leaned over and kissed Du Bai on the cheek, and said, "Baby is so good."

Du Bai blushed immediately, and said in surprise and anger: "It's recording a show."

"Aren't there still clips?" Yu Yunshen didn't care.

Du Bai couldn't help but hammered his leg hard, and asked aggrievedly: "Who do you think I am, kiss me if you want?"

"Little friend." The strength was like playing, Yu Yunshen rubbed the back of Du Bai's head without moving his legs, "Call me brother, I will always cover you from now on."

Yu Yunshen had a smile on his face, gentle and tolerant, and at this moment he looked like Du Xiuyong.

Du Bai was stunned in bewilderment, Yu Yunshen seemed to have completely forgotten the intense bed affairs between the two of them, and I apologize for the misunderstanding, but I want to give him a more stable and reliable relationship.This is more secure than Yu Yunshen's promise "not to kill him", but Du Bai felt vaguely angry, and he coldly pressed his lips together, and did not respond.

Yu Yunshen turned his head as if he didn't care, his eyes were gloomy.

After silently finishing his lunch, he simply rinsed his mouth, and Du Bai went upstairs to rest in the morning.

Yu Yunshen was like a nanny serving Young Master Jiao, carrying water, tidying up the kitchen, cleaning the bathroom, and going out to prepare dinner.

In the evening, the guests would drop by to chat or exchange food. Du Bai would not go out after being beaten to death, and Yu Yunshen would not receive guests.

At this stage, their team will be considered abolished.The program team didn't dare to say anything.

There is no leisure and entertainment on the island. At eight or nine o'clock, Yu Yunshen closed the door, covered the camera with his clothes, and was finally able to smoke without any scruples.

It was Du Bai's familiar and reassuring smell. He unconsciously relaxed his expression, sat on the bed, and brushed his phone with his head propped up.

Du Bai was reading Weibo, reading the comments under the @杜白dd account, and Du Baichao’s words.

A lot of people say they like him.

And say you love him.

There is no need to face the fans directly, the warmth given by the words is very pure, Du Bai was unprepared, and was directly hit in the heart.

He looked at it, his face flushed again in bewilderment.

Yu Yunshen squinted his eyes and paused for a while, took a cigarette and walked over, intentionally or unintentionally asking what he was looking at.

"Swipe Weibo." Du Bai did not raise his head.

Yu Yunshen sat over and wanted to see, but Du Bai felt a little ashamed and blocked it to prevent him from seeing.This provoked Yu Yunshen, and he stretched out his hand to snatch it, but Du Bai hurriedly hugged his hand, frowning and calling his name.Yu Yun took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, half-kneeled on the bed, bullied himself over, and asked with a half-smile, "Didn't you not read Weibo?"

Du Bai didn't know why Yu Yunshen got angry, but he was not afraid, he stretched out his foot to kick Yu Yunshen, "I'll watch it now."

Yu Yunshen held down his restless leg, and the two had a quarrel on the bed for a while, Yu Yunshen gained the upper hand without much effort, circled Du Bai, and smiled lightly, "Why don't I believe it."

Du Bai was so tired that he gasped for breath, and said indiscriminately: "It's none of my business whether you believe it or not."

Yu Yun was taken aback for a moment, seeing that Du Bao was so angry that he was swearing, he had no choice but to suppress his anger, lowered his head and touched his forehead lightly, submissively said: "Okay, okay, I believe." He kicked his shoes two or three times and went to bed, Lie down with Du Bao in his arms, coaxing him "it's getting late, it's time for the baby to sleep".

It was inexplicable.

Du Bai turned over violently, turned his back to Yu Yunshen and said, "Don't sleep, I want to check Weibo."

Yu Yunshen was overjoyed when he heard the angry words, propped his head up to look, and found that it was just Weibo, so he twitched his lips and put his other hand on Du Bai's waist in a good mood.

Du Bai quickly realized that this gesture was too stupid, he pressed his phone angrily, bent his elbows and yelled at Yu Yunshen, "Go over."

Yu Yunshen refused to move for a while, but when he heard Du Bao say "hot" coquettishly, he smiled, turned around and took the cattail fan from the program group in the afternoon from the cabinet, and gave Du Bao a floor fan.

Du Bai let him have his whim, closed his eyes, and fell asleep on his own.

After an unknown amount of time, hearing the rhythmic ups and downs of Du Bao's breathing, Yu Yunshen gently threw away the fan and turned him over.

Du Bao didn't seem to be on guard against himself at all, he slept deeply and sweetly.Both of them took a shower in the afternoon, Yu Yunshen didn't like the aroma of the new bath liquid very much, but it smelled very good if it came from Du Bao's body, so he leaned over and took a deep breath, still not satisfied .

Yu Yunshen stared deeply at Du Bao's lips, stretched out his thumb to caress for a while, stuffed it into his mouth, and gently stirred his lips and tongue, and after a while, he covered his lips and kissed them slowly. .He has been wanting to do this all day, and has accumulated enough patience to enjoy this dessert slowly.

Yu Yunshen didn't feel any guilt at all, he put his arms around Du Bao who was sleeping and kissed.

The author has something to say: Director: I'm not filming the f*cking wilderness survival, but the newlyweds.

Finished writing ~ I will update it earlier today ~