I swept the stars by selling goods

Yi Li has a very docile temperament and can ask him to do anything.Although it is said that he is 23 from the information sent by the underground auction, but he is very young, and some people believe that he is 16 years old.Perhaps the first thing he saw when he woke up was Lu Zhaoxi's unusual enthusiasm for him.

His memory is 0, and Lu Zhaoxi has to teach him the common sense necessary for life.

"Understand?"

"Yeah." Yi Li replied, every time Lu Zhaoxi looked over, his big fluffy tail would shake a few times, looking very happy.

Lu Zhaoxi was live broadcasting again today, and he was already tired from shopping, so he said, "I'll go to bed first, and you should go to bed early too."

"Master." Yi Li's voice was pitiful.

"What's wrong?" Lu Zhaoxi asked.

"Can I sleep on your bed?" There is only one bed above the cabinet in this apartment of more than 20 square meters.If Lu Zhaoxi disagreed, he could only curl up on the sofa, he wanted to be closer to Master.

But when he said this, he was a little uneasy, fearing that he would be rejected.

Lu Zhaoxi said, "Of course."

The corners of Yili's mouth lifted up all of a sudden, and the light purple jewel-like eyes were also surprisingly bright.

Lu Zhaoxi said again: "But, you just need to stay away from me." Yi Li is a reformed person for that kind of purpose, and he has deodorant that can aphrodisiac, so if something happens, he will be unattractive.

Yi Li's fluffy ears drooped all of a sudden: "Oh." The tail also drooped in frustration.His depression can be seen at a glance.

Lu Zhaoxi wanted to open his mouth, but it was difficult to explain this kind of thing, so he let it go.He simply changed into pajamas and turned off the lights on the upper bunk.

Yi Li went to the bathroom to take a shower, and wrapped himself tightly in a large white bathrobe.Use a small towel to wipe the dripping hair and wet ears, and the tail is blown by the hair dryer.Finally, the reddish-brown tail became very fluffy again, and it felt like fine silk.

He just came out of the bathroom lightly, turned off the lights and climbed to the upper bunk to sleep.

Lu Zhaoxi had already fallen asleep, and his breathing became even.Yili was in the corner, with only one corner covered with a quilt.Although the apartment was centrally air-conditioned, it was a little cold for him to be naked after taking a shower.He grabbed his tail in his arms and hugged it to keep warm.

The smell of Master was in the air, which really reassured him: "Aqiu..." He sneezed.

Yi Li felt a little wronged in the dark night, his master told him to stay away from him, but he didn't dare to approach, but it was so cold that even his fluffy tail couldn't give him all the heat.Anyway, Master fell asleep and no one would know if he got a little closer.

Finally, the body warmed up again.Yili sighed comfortably.I don't know if it was because he had taken a bath, even though he was under the quilt, he was still shivering a little.But there was a steady stream of heating from the master's side, as if it was tempting him to go to get warm.

But he didn't dare to disobey his master's words, so he could only get closer.

Sure enough, the closer you are to Master, the warmer you will be.

Yi Li sleeps with his eyes closed, but the nature of animals to keep warm is still there. He still remembers what his master said before going to bed, and he can't care so much when he falls asleep, so he can't help but post it.

The two of them slept soundly, and none of them noticed something was wrong.

Lu Zhaoxi was sleeping soundly, and he had no idea that the things he sold were causing an uproar.

Aiert is an anti-counterfeit blogger, his style is very tough, from masters to ordinary people, he will scold him as long as he is unhappy.Everyone likes his tough style, and there are 80 people watching his live broadcast every day.

Today is his most special live broadcast, and the title of the live broadcast reads "testing poison with one's body".These interstellar fans who are not afraid of big things to join in the fun rushed over screaming when they saw this title, wanting to know how he is going to test the poison?

There was only him and a small assistant in the studio of Aiert.Without a behind-the-scenes team, they managed to achieve this kind of fandom little by little, and the hardships of the process made him feel a little angry every time he recalled it.Gradually, this irascible anchor became his personality.

80 people came to see him swearing.

Ai Erte said: "I think everyone has watched the trending searches today. Another rising anchor of Star Du Lala was born out of thin air." His tone was full of irony.He was talking about Lu Zhaoxi.

Clara's big anchor presents a pyramid structure.It is very difficult for ordinary people to climb up.As a result, a little guy who didn't know where he came from appeared out of thin air, and actually set off a wave of traffic black holes, violating all the rules he knew.

Based on his years of experience, there must be a conspiracy here.

Today's live broadcast is mainly to criticize this matter.

"It's nothing more than selling drinks and food, but he touched my bottom line. Knowing that Quban Pills are very popular now, he started selling them. The price of one pill is not cheap. Everyone knows You must be very cautious about what you enter. If those young fans buy it, what will happen if they eat it? So I think it is necessary to taste it in front of everyone." Elt was a little bit do my best.

The fans were all shocked: "It's such a big game."

"It's going to be okay."

"What should I do, should I call the anchor for an ambulance in advance." Some old fans were very disturbed.

But the new fans didn't care about that, and immediately put the topic of the two big V bars on the social software, and it became popular all of a sudden. Everyone likes this kind of scene where the big V tears up the newcomer.

Those who bought the anti-freckle pills also entered Aiert's live broadcast room one after another. Although people who had a certain need bought them at the beginning, it would be great if someone helped them try and make mistakes.

When the popularity came together, many people rushed into the live broadcast room. The anchor, who originally had only 80 fans, suddenly had 150 million online fans. With so many people, his fighting spirit was suddenly ignited.

He vowed: "I'm going to take this now." He was also a little nervous, and he was still a little nervous to take this kind of dark pill, but with so many people looking at him, he couldn't be cowardly at this time.

Peeling off the outer packaging, he said, "This box is really simple." Then came a white wax pill.

After opening it, I saw the small pills inside.He smelled it, and his face changed all of a sudden, a strong smell of medicine smelled very bitter, God, he was a person who would rather get an injection than take medicine since he was a child: "It's really an evil-looking pill .”

The little assistant has brought a glass of water.He said: "I will set the camera to the highest resolution later. Let everyone see the effect with their own eyes." He also gave up.Originally, there were some spots on his face, but they were covered by concealer.But in order to prove that Lu Zhaoxi is a liar, he actually took off his makeup in front of everyone.

Fans yelled, "Ai'ert worked hard, this time he will definitely kill that newly promoted Internet celebrity."

"This is the first time I have encountered such a big scene, and I want to record the screen."

At the same time, the little assistant put on the administrator's vest and said in red letters on the public screen: "If there is any accident later, we will directly cut off the live broadcast and go to the hospital." The last time the anchor used a three-five cosmetics, the result It took less than 5 minutes for his face to be covered with big red bumps. His face is extremely prone to allergies, so old fans are particularly worried about him.

This time, he really showed his sincerity.

Although Alter was uneasy, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and eat it for the sake of it.150 million pairs of eyes were watching him in the live broadcast room.

As soon as he finished eating, he felt that his cheeks were burning like fire.His heart skipped a beat, which was a reaction to his allergies.

Rationally, the live broadcast room should be turned off immediately, and rushed to the hospital, whether it is gastric lavage or other means, to deal with it immediately.

But he is the freshest anchor in the whole network.How could he be overwhelmed by such a thing.He insisted on letting netizens see the miserable state of his face.

Then I saw that even the little assistant looked extremely surprised.

Airt said: "What's wrong? Is my face allergic?"

"The spots are gone." The little assistant couldn't believe it.

"What?" Elt's first reaction was disbelief.Immediately after that, he ran out of the studio to look in the mirror in the bathroom.As a result, I looked in the mirror, and damn it.The yellowish-brown blotches that had been contiguous on his face had disappeared.

Today's face is as if the skin has been rubbed off.The skin becomes very fair.He touched his face in disbelief.

As soon as Ai Erte left, the fans in the live broadcast room were blown away.What they saw just now was like magic, his face turned red quickly, and then the redness faded away again.After fading, those spots on his face were gone.

"Fuck, I didn't see clearly just now."

"What's this called, is there any more for sale?"

"It's amazing, I want to buy it for my mom and my sister."

"What kind of flip is this? Fuck, Ai Erte wanted to smack others, but he got slapped in the face."

"If I remember correctly, this is the first time an anchor has failed."

There was a lot of noise on the public channel in the live broadcast room.But there have long been fans who are quick-handed and put all this on the Internet in advance.

Originally, the topic of the two was high.Ai Erte is simply the best artifact to increase fans, even those who didn't know Lu Zhaoxi before started to pay attention to him one after another.

Pomegranate APP ushered in a wave of unexpected downloads.

The people in charge of the live broadcast room laughed like crazy, and simply added fire to them and bought them a trending search.

Clara, those ladies who wanted to snatch the freckle-removing pills last time but didn't expect them, saw this hot search, and their hearts thumped again.It will be more and more difficult to buy his freckle-removing pills in the future.