[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

The day of Tohsaka's family begins with the smell of food.

After a sleepless night, Tosaka Tokiomi was busy entangled with the identity of the mysterious Heroic Spirit and her high combat power, looking at the steaming food on the table with a pair of panda eyes in surprise.

There was a pot of clear porridge on the table, several dishes, and even a pot of tea eggs.The pot containing the porridge was still steaming slowly, and the tea eggs could smell the fragrance from a distance.

Because he was preparing for the fourth Holy Grail Contest, Tokiomi had already dismissed all the servants at home, and he even sent his wife and daughter away.In other words, there is no one else in the family except him, a big living person. At the moment, there are only two summoned heroic spirits besides him in the vast Tohsaka mansion. Could it be that they cook these meals? of?

Immediately, Tokiomi's mind flashed the hero king Gilgamesh in golden light, he immediately shook his head desperately, he couldn't imagine the hero king wearing an apron and cooking in the kitchen.Well, this is simply impossible, the Tohsaka family does not have gold aprons at all.No, it should be said that the King of Heroes is fundamentally insulated from the kitchen.

Tokiomi desperately shook the body of the King of Heroes in the golden apron out of his head.So is it the lady who calls herself Athena?Reminiscent of the big kitchen knife that the lady had in her hand when she confronted Gilgamesh, since the lady can afford a kitchen knife, she should be able to go to the kitchen, right?But he had never heard of any summoned heroic spirit who would go to the kitchen.

"Good morning." Just when the minister's head was in chaos because of the breakfast table in front of him, Hestia appeared behind him full of energy and greeted him.

"I made some breakfast, let's eat together." Hestia put the ham and fried eggs in her hands on the table, she didn't know whether Tokiomi preferred Chinese or Western breakfast, so she simply cooked both.

Because of his previous work at Beating the Enemy Hakka and Phantomheim's, Hestia was used to getting up early in the morning to make breakfast.So she ran to the kitchen early in the morning and scavenged the ingredients in the refrigerator of Tokiomi's house.

Tokiomi went to the dining table in a daze, his brain was still in a mess.The heroic spirit in front of him really knows how to cook breakfast, and it's delicious.After blankly eating a piece of fried egg, Tokiomi came to such a conclusion.

"You did this?" Tokiomi thought about it and asked his own question, he still used the honorific title after a little thought.

"Yes, I see that there is no one else in this mansion except you, and you probably don't know how to cook, so I did it myself." Hestia also put a bowl of porridge at the dining table drank up. "Speaking of which, you've bought too many fast foods like instant noodles that are not nutritious. Eating too much will make you unhealthy."

Tokiomi was still a little dazed, because his wife and servants were not there, and he was not good at cooking, nor could he cook.Ordering takeaway may be poisoned by other masters, so he had to hoard a lot of instant noodles at home.Unexpectedly, he would be taught a lesson by a hero today because of food.

Because he wasn't used to it, Tokiomi casually said, "I don't know how to cook, so I can only eat these."

Hestia looked at him sympathetically.

Tokiomi was shocked by the phrase "You are so pitiful!" that flashed in Hestia's eyes, he really has no status as a master.A heroic spirit is rebellious and unruly, and does not obey at all.The other one is full of mystery, but it always gives people a strange feeling.

"I think it's good. Anyway, I'm going to stay here for a while, so I'll just be in charge of cooking." Hestia thinks that cooking is a very easy job, and she has to eat anyway, so she just takes it along with her. This poor man.A man who can't cook is unreliable at all.

However, Hestia rolled her eyes and added: "I'll be responsible for the cooking to pay for the accommodation, and you can pay for the food." She has learned from Il fans, and she must not take this opportunity to let this man There is no reason to rely on her, she has no money!She will never work hard to pay off her debts again.She shuddered at the thought of Hestia, a creditor with facial paralysis in a certain time and space, and then thanked herself for finally getting rid of him.

Interrupting the digression - in a certain distant time and space, a famous scenic spot in a certain place beats the treasure of the exhibition hall in the newly established exhibition hall at the entrance of the enemy's family - the IOU of the goddess, which is currently on display.

"Then, I will trouble you." After calculating the date of the holy grail battle, after weighing how many packets of instant noodles to become mummified and eating the delicious food cooked by the strange heroic spirit he summoned, Tokiomi immediately made a decision.

"Don't worry, this is my job."

Hestia's unintentional words drew Tokiomi's speculation, as far as he knew, Athena's job was not cooking.

"Oh, that's right. The guy who plays Apollo over there, you can come over if you want to eat." Hestia yelled at the door while holding a side dish.

The golden light gathered at the door, and then materialized into a shining golden person. There was no one except His Majesty the Hero King of Gilgamesh, who was poor and only had gold left.He leaned against the door, crossed his arms, looked at Hestia with a contemptuous expression, and looked at the very ordinary breakfast on the table with some disgust.

"The food of such common people is not worthy for this king to taste!" Gilgamesh turned his head aside in disdain, but he was immediately blinked by the golden object that suddenly appeared in front of him, and then his head was hit.

Hestia took back the frying pan that hit Gilgamesh's head just now, and returned to the dining table with a blank expression. "My food is not for such a bastard, such a bastard." She looked at Gilgamesh, and the murderous look in her eyes made the King of Heroes who was already furious because he was hit on the head by Hestia He couldn't help being on guard with a hint of excitement that was eager to try.

Unexpectedly, Gilgamesh, who was expecting a great battle, received this sentence—"If you dare to say that the food I cook is not good, I will kill you!"

"Hmph, you won't let me eat it, but I want to eat it!" Gilgamesh appeared at the dinner table with an expression of pride and the expression that I eat your food for you.He directly picked up a piece of fried egg and ate it. Looking at the whole table, only this golden fried egg was the most suitable for his aesthetics.After eating a piece of fried egg, he attacked other dishes again. Judging from his elegant but not slow eating movements, this duplicitous King of Heroes is very satisfied with the breakfast table.

Hestia pouted, and ignored this boring gold lover.

Tokiomi couldn't react to what just happened between his two heroic spirits.In the beginning, it was Miss Ying Ling who got angry and beat the King of Heroes because of what the King of Heroes said, and then the King of Heroes seemed very angry and seemed to fight back. Seeing that the two were about to fight, this historic Tohsaka mansion was about to be destroyed. possible.He, the master of the Tohsaka family and the master of the two heroic spirits, was about to stop it.In the end, they stopped fighting again, and the hero king condescended to sit at the dinner table and enjoy what he called the common people's breakfast.

This was really a wonderful morning, Tokiomi felt that his brain cpu had experienced overheating several times.First, "My family's heroic spirit can cook", then "How can my two heroic spirits be discordant?", and then "It turns out that the King of Heroes doesn't need to eat gold, he also wants to eat." Tokiomi felt his head And my stomach started to hurt.

"I'm done eating." Tokiomi stood up, he felt that his stomach would die before the battle of the Holy Grail started after eating with these two.Now he desperately misses his apprentice Kirei, so he needs someone to share his feelings.

"Wait," Hestia called Tokiomi, and then stretched out her white hand in front of him.

Seeing Tokiomi's puzzled face, Hestia had the urge to roll his eyes, this Tokiomi looked smart, but turned out to be a fool. "I'm going to the vegetable market, so..." So bring the money!

Tokiomi handed over his wallet to Hestia with difficulty, and his cpu was overheated again because of the reason "so my heroic spirit is going to go shopping at the vegetable market".He couldn't imagine what it would be like for his Miss Ying Ling to compete with a group of housewives for special food.This is too scary, shouldn't she grab a special item and show off the treasure?

Gilgamesh, who was watching the process of Tokiomi being robbed, snorted disdainfully, he somewhat despised Hestia who asked money from Tokiomi who was a human being.

And Hestia rolled his eyes back at him, don't eat the food I bought with Tokiomi's money if you have the ability.

"By the way, I'm going to do the grocery shopping, and I'll leave it to you to do the dishes." Hestia said something to Gilgamesh that made Tokiomi's headache and stomachache worse.

"No need, I'd better come." In order to prevent Gilgamesh's anger from setting the entire Tohsaka mansion on fire, Tokiomi decided to take over the job of washing dishes by himself.

"No need, Tokiomi, you pay for the meal, I'll cook, then that guy should be in charge of washing the dishes." Hestia's finger pointed straight at a certain Jill who had an expression on his face that didn't hear anything. Gamesh.

Tokiomi was about to break out in a cold sweat.

"Then I'll go shopping for groceries too, and I'll treat it as my king's walk." Gilgamesh decided on his own job. Going out for a walk and buying some ingredients that suit his taste is better than the job of washing dishes. Work is much more expensive.How can the lowly bowls of the common people be worthy of being washed by a great king like him? If it is gold, it is almost the same.

After saying that, Gilgamesh disappeared without giving Hestia time to react.

"This idiot king!" Hestia felt that this Gilgamesh was more difficult to deal with than all her brothers and those people she had ever met.

"I'm going to buy vegetables!" Hestia grabbed the vegetable basket and rushed out of the Tohsaka mansion like a gust of wind.

Tokiomi, who was left behind by his heroic spirits, smiled helplessly, and resigned himself to clearing up all the rice bowls on the dining table.He is seriously considering whether to replace all the bowls at home with gold ones, at least stronger than porcelain ones, and the King of Heroes will treat the bowls with gold ones more lightly.

After summoning the two Heroic Spirits at once, Tokiomi began a painful day.

On the same day, a new cook arrived at the Tosaka family, and the news that the heroic spirit belonging to Kotomine Kirei sneaked into the Tosaka house and was wiped out also spread to the other combatants who arrived one after another.

The next day, the plane from England landed steadily at the airport.Two ladies with their own characteristics stepped off the plane.

The author has something to say: Jin Xingshan went shopping for groceries, I can't imagine, what will he buy back?

I finally finished the exam, and then I twisted my foot sadly, it hurt me to death (┬_┬)