[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

As a Potions master, Snape felt that he must invent the Regret Potion if possible.If he could invent this potion, he would definitely use it for himself first.In this way, at least he won't feel regretful because he was forced to take in that woman.

When Snape finally returned to his home in Spider's End in the Muggle world after enduring a group of little trolls, he planned to let himself have a summer vacation full of potions to the extreme, but he was caught by an unexpected visitor. Disrupted.

Hestia brings Thanatos to the house to beg for adoption.

Looking at Hestia's smiling face, Snape couldn't help but recall the scene when he first met Hestia, and then the hard-hearted Potions professor took her and Thanato in with rare tenderness. s.In addition to the basilisk that has been hanging on his head and refused to leave, the number of tenants in Spider's End Alley suddenly exceeded the number of owners.

So Snape's days of potions all day and night flew away, and he embarked on a summer vacation that made him gnash his teeth every time he thought about it.

On the first day of moving in, Hestia consciously took over the kitchen of Snape's house.Snape's parents had passed away long ago, and he stayed in Hogwarts all year round, so there was no fresh food at home, and even the pots and pans were very old and full of dust.

After looking around the kitchen, Hestia was very dissatisfied with her working environment for the next month, so she took Thanatos out to buy ingredients, new kitchen utensils and so on.

"Why do we have to stay in this human family?" Thanatos couldn't help but finally asked his own question on the way.Why don't they leave this time and space immediately and return to their own world?

"Because we're going to stay in this world for a while, so it's best to find a foothold. Although the principal said he would help us arrange it, I always feel that seeing him reminds me of another person, which is a very bad association .And I’ve met little Sif before, he’s a very cute kid, I don’t think it’s a painful choice to live with him for a month.”

"Who?" Thanatos was very interested in the person Dumbledore associated with that Hestia mentioned.

"Prometheus." When Hestia saw Dumbledore, he immediately thought of the great god, the guy who couldn't figure it out even if she had a few brains.

Thanatos was silent, he thought Hestia's association was appropriate.That Dumbledore is indeed somewhat similar to Prometheus.He couldn't help reminding himself to remember to stay away from Dumbledore.

But Thanatos asked another question he cared about: "Then why can't we go back right away?"

Hestia sighed: "My injury is not healed. I used up a lot in the time-space tunnel before, and I didn't have enough strength to open the time-space tunnel again. But then again, you are also a god. Can you open the time-space tunnel?"

Thanatos was extremely depressed: "I am the god of death, not the god in charge of time and space."

"I'm not either." Hestia's words hit him all of a sudden, making a god of death feel that he was useless.But he immediately thought, Hestia doesn't seem to have the priesthood of time and space, why can she travel through time and space?Back then Zeus didn't give her the godhead in this respect.Is this the privilege of the main god level?But I haven't seen His Majesty use this kind of divine power?However, His Majesty spent most of his time sleeping, so he should not be interested in time-consuming and labor-intensive things like traveling through time and space.

Thanatos temporarily put down the doubts in his heart, and concentrated on going to the supermarket with Hestia to pick out ingredients and kitchen utensils.When they went out, they robbed those who didn't look like good people in Spider's End Alley by the way, and now they have a lot of money.And Thanatos, as an elite graduate trained by Hestia's New Western Cooking School, has the same vision in selecting ingredients as Hestia, so the two quickly and ruthlessly put the best ingredients in the whole supermarket. The ingredients are all swept away.This pair of handsome men and beautiful women has attracted the attention of housewives who are also rushing to buy in the supermarket. Of course, their record has attracted the attention of many people.

Hestia and Thanatos returned to Snape's house after returning home full of food, and immediately got into the kitchen.They cleaned up the kitchen first, and then the two of them cooperated tacitly and started making today's dinner.It was already noon when they arrived at Snape's house, after shopping and packing, it was time to prepare dinner.

The two excellent chefs acted at the same time, naturally taking into account both speed and quality, and soon a delicious dinner was served on the table.

Thanatos was sitting at the dining table, reaching out to pick up vegetables for dinner, but Hestia slapped his hand back.

"Little Sif hasn't come yet." Hestia glared at Thanatos, then ran to the door of the potion room that Snape had sternly told him not to approach after checking in.She knocked on the door: "It's time for little Sif to eat."

The door of the potion room was closed tightly, probably because the door was very thick, and there was no sound coming from inside.

Hestia knocked on the door again, but there was still no response.

Hestia knocked on the door again in a good-tempered manner, her brows were already raised, and an inexplicably bright smile appeared on her face. "Dear Mr Snape, it's time for you to have dinner."

Well, there was still no response from the door.

Hestia smiled, and then a golden kitchen knife suddenly appeared in his hand, and slashed on the door fiercely.

With two bang bangs, Snape's mission at the door of the potion room came to an end.

Hestia lifted her foot, kicked the rest of the door away, and entered gracefully inside.

After Snape repeatedly told Hestia not to enter the potion room, he locked himself in the potion room.

Mr. Basilisk named Haibo seems to be very interested in the potion room. According to it, its owner, Salazar Slytherin, always likes to mess around in the potion room, and as a beloved pet, he I often stay there with my master.Now that he could see the familiar potion room again, Haierbo was very happy.

He agreed to Snape's request for a little blood as soon as he was happy, and chattered to Snape about its owner, Slytherin, when Snape was drawing blood.

"My great master liked to stay in such a furnished room. Every time, he would say devoutly, 'Stir clockwise three times on the left', and 'Boil the fire and change the fire to slow. Stew', but his finished product doesn't seem very pleasing. At least that stupid lion will be sent to Roy for first aid every time he eats my great master's finished product."

Because Snape was able to obtain precious potion ingredients from Haierbo, he endured Haierbo's chatter.However, as Hai Erbo narrated, he was gradually attracted by the other side of the great black wizard Slytherin described by Hai Erbo thousands of years ago.Perhaps while being a great dark wizard, he is also a great potion master, but he just doesn't know what potion was invented by Slytherin, why there is no record about it at all.A potion master was a little puzzled.

After drawing Haierbo's blood, Snape was busy with his own research. After all, the blood of the basilisk is a very precious potion material.

Haierbo watched Snape immerse himself in his own world, it scratched its chin with the tip of its tail in a very humane way, and then made a plate.It hasn't talked about it yet, for example, why Roy would yell at its great master every time after giving first aid to the stupid lion-"Salazar, don't do your dark cooking research anymore. It's Godric's Even the stomach of a stupid lion can't stand your poison!" However, his great master ignored Royna's warning every time, and hid in his own small laboratory every time, stirring devoutly and dreamily at the pot.

To be honest, Haierbo now felt that the reason why his great master left Hogwarts was because the other three couldn't bear his terrible dark cooking.You must know that Salazar not only gave his finished product to the stupid lion, but also gave it to the students.As a result, there were rumors in the school that Head Slytherin had killed many students.

But even after Salazar was ousted, his terrible attachment to the cauldron seems to have survived.Hai Erbo glanced at Snape, who was also looking at the cauldron devoutly, and sighed.

Just like that, Snape was busy doing research, and Haibo was busy recalling the past, neither of them noticed Hestia's knock on the door.Until the fiery Hestia broke through the door directly.

"I'm assuming this is my home, my door." Snape said to Hestia, staring at the door that had turned into splintered wood with a darkened face.

"That's right, I'll ask Tana to get you a good log to make a new door for you, but get me dinner right away, right away! Right away!" , Hestia's momentum is not inferior to him at all.She's great for those who don't value food.Guys who don't cherish the chef's achievements and don't eat on time don't look good. Snape obviously committed this taboo today.

A grin appeared on Snape's face: "Ma'am, I want to remind you that this is my home, and I can follow my own schedule. If you are like those Gryffindors who claim that their love is overinflated and their brains are crowded If so, you can leave here and go to a place where you can fully show your love."

"Then I assume, my dear little Mr. Sifty Rhetoric Snape, that if you wish to experience a little reminiscence of your childhood, I can help you. You wait a moment while I bring your dinner, and then I'll feed you myself." Hestia didn't feel pressured by Snape's coercion at all, and she also smiled and issued her own warning.

Snape was silent, knowing that Hestia's warning was absolutely serious.If he didn't eat, this woman would definitely feed him mouthfuls of food with a plate.This woman was as difficult as Pomfrey in the medical wing.

Snape flung his cloak resentfully and walked out of the potion room first, then sat down at the dining table.

After a hot dinner, he was no longer alone at the table, and Snape suddenly had a very comfortable feeling, or the feeling of a family sitting around the table in his childhood fantasy.Snape knew it was an illusion, an illusion he would never be able to live up to.But maybe he can accommodate this woman and let him be temporarily paralyzed in this illusion.When the month was over, he could be the cold, hated Snape again.

Seeing Snape slowly eating the meal he made, Hestia smiled with satisfaction.

More than two weeks later, she also smiled when a big black dog wolfed down her food.

The author has something to say: Hestia stayed at the professor's house for a while, and then got another big black dog.