[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

The day of the Urahara store starts with noise, and there are bursts of noise outside the closed store door early in the morning.

Whispering Tetsusai, who was dressed like a bad person, was awakened by the sound, and quickly opened the store door to look out.The people in the Urahara store were not ordinary people, and they might even be the target of some people's pursuit, so he hurried to check when he heard such a voice.

But as soon as the door was opened, Tie Zhai was suffocated by the smell of the door, and then heard a crackling sound, which sounded like a gunshot.

Silently using a ghost path for himself, Tie Zhai was finally able to ignore the smell at the door and go out.When he saw the situation outside, he couldn't help but get black lines.

Urahara Store is located deep in a cold alley. There are two stores here, one is Urahara Store and the other is a sushi restaurant.This alley is deep and deserted, so it doesn't matter here if the Urahara store is not mainly for the business of living people.But that sushi restaurant can't do it in such an environment. The sushi restaurant hasn't had many customers since it opened.

The poor business of the sushi restaurant was caused by the owner's poor vision in choosing the location, but obviously he didn't think so, and he blamed all the bad business on the group of weirdos in the Urahara store next door.How could his sushi restaurant be unpopular, he thought, if it wasn't for the Urahara store getting in the way of the feng shui here, and if the bunch of weirdos at the Urahara store weren't frightening his customers?

Therefore, the boss has a grudge against the Urahara store, and today he is moving out of here. Before he leaves, he naturally wants to leave an unforgettable memory for the Urahara store.So early in the morning, the boss dumped the stinky fish and rotten shrimps that he had prepared earlier at the entrance of the Urahara store, and put firecrackers in buckets and lit them at the entrance of the Urahara store.

"You bastards of the Urahara store, I curse that you will have neighbors who are more difficult than you, just wait for your bad luck, oh hahaha..." The boss yelled his curse on the Urahara store and drove away .

"The old man Mitsui next door has finally moved out?" Kisuke Urahara, rubbing his eyes, came out of the store pulling on his shoes and yawning.

"Great, Xiaoyu, let's celebrate!" Jinta, who was also woken up, shouted at Xiaoyu.

"But we must clean the door first, guests will come at any time." Tie Zhai's glasses flashed, and Urahara, Jinta, and Xiao Yu all had a broom in their hands.

Under the oppression of Tie Zhai, the store owner and staff all began to clean up the garbage piled up in front of the store.

"I don't know what kind of person the new neighbor will be? I hope he can get along better than Boss Mitsui." Tie Zhai looked at the note on the door of the shop next door and muttered. He still wanted to get along with Boss Mitsui very much, but The boss's character was really unpleasant, and his efforts were ultimately in vain.

The note from the Mitsui Sushi restaurant next door was torn off after only one day, and the new owner moved in the next day.

"I don't know who this guy is? I don't know how many days he can move away?" Jin Tai said to Xiao Yu, he hoped that there would be no one next door, so that it would be more convenient for him to do many things.

"That... that..." Xiao Yu said nonchalantly while pointing her fingers, not knowing what she wanted to express.

Jinta ignored Xiao Yu, and he kept looking curiously at the closed shop door next door. "This family is moving so fast, I don't know what kind of store they want to open." He could hear the clanging and knocking inside, and it was obviously being renovated.

But he soon knew what kind of store the new neighbor next door was going to open, because in the afternoon, the interior decoration was completed, the door was opened, and a plaque was hung on the door.

"Goddess Fandian? What a tacky name! Cut!" Jinta looked at the brand-new signboard next door with some contempt, which was even more vulgar than the name of old man Mitsui's before. It seemed that he could expect this shop to close down soon.But he was about to miscalculate this time, because this time the store was opened by a real goddess, and unless she quit, otherwise the store would remain open.

This store was opened by Hestia and the others, because Thanatos, who had planned to leave this world, decided not to leave. He must go to see the so-called god of death in this world, so Hestia They have to settle down in this world first.

Now that she has settled down, Hestia wants to do something she really wants to do, which is to open a shop.Before, they went to a world with many chefs, there are many excellent chefs, and there are many good restaurants.Hestia earned his master chef status there.Speaking of which, she has tens of thousands of years of experience as a chef, but she has always been employed without a certificate, neither a chef certificate nor a health certificate, which is why she must take the special chef exam after seeing it reason.

And after staying in such a world where the catering industry is extremely developed, Hestia also felt a little itchy and wanted to open a restaurant.Originally, she was planning to return to the original time and space, but since Thanatos did not plan to leave for the time being, she also planned to try opening a restaurant first.

So Hestia went to the house agent and picked a place to open a shop.

Maybe it was because Hestia seemed deceitful, so the house agent introduced Boss Mitsui's shop in a very bad location to her.

Hestia doesn't care about the location of the store, Thanatos is now putting all his anger on the god of death in this world, and Itachi decided to listen to Hestia.So Hestia, who was fooled by a good meal, bought the shop.

The three gods moved in directly, and with their divine power, especially Itachi's proficient sex skills, they quickly solved the decoration problem in a morning.

During the decoration, they had a little disagreement about the style of the store. Thanatos must be decorated in a gorgeous Greek style, while Itachi did not give in on the grounds that the style here is very suitable for Japanese style.In the end, Hestia, whose child control symptoms became more and more serious, made a decision and decided to do what Itachi said.

But after Hestia decided on the name of the store, Thanatos and Itachi were silent, they all agreed that the name was too vulgar.But although it is very vulgar, it is true. This is indeed a restaurant for a goddess.

"When it opens, Thanatos, you and I will be in charge of the kitchen, and Itachi will be in charge of greeting the guests. Your transformation technique is very good. You can conjure beautiful girls out of the sex and transformation techniques to greet the guests." Hestia arranged everyone's work with her fingers.

"Hey, why do you ask my great Lord Reaper to cook for those humans?" Thanatos was about to explode again.

"Then you can switch with me." Itachi is also unwilling to transform into a beautiful woman to greet guests. When he was a ninja in the past, he could use the transformation technique to become a woman in order to obtain information or perform assassination missions. But now he is very reluctant just to open an insignificant restaurant.

"Stop arguing! I'm the boss and I've got what I say!" Hestia stopped Thanatos's controversy with a majestic kitchen knife, but she immediately changed her face again and said to Itachi with a smile: " Itachi, if you feel that using the transformation technique is too tiring, you don't have to."

"Hestia!" Thanatos yelled to protest Hestia's favoritism.

"What's wrong?" Hestia directly ignored Thanatos' protest.

"It's gone." Thanatos lowered his head, and he shouted in his heart: "Mother God, your son has been bullied, blah blah..."

Looking at Thanatos's appearance, Itachi slightly curled the corners of his lips, it feels great to be protected.

"Okay, you guys pack up, we will open tomorrow." Hestia said while picking up the snacks he made just now, and put them all in a small basket.

"What are you going to do?" Itachi asked.

"I'm going to visit my neighbors. I'm going to visit the neighbor next door. Would you like to go with mother, Itachi?" Hestia looked at Itachi expectantly.

Itachi shook his head immediately, and a scene appeared in his mind - Hestia pulled him to introduce to the neighbors: "This is my son, my son is very cute, very special..." What a shame!

Hestia went out with a basket in disappointment and came to the next door.

"Hello, are you the owner?" After seeing the tall Tie Zhai, Hestia cheered up and greeted him.

"I am Hishigo Tetsusai, the clerk of the Urahara store." Tetsusai had already seen Hestia coming from the next door, and had guessed her identity.

"Excuse me, I'm Hestia who just moved in next door." Hestia also had a polite conversation with Tie Zhai.

Tetsai let her into the store, and then called the idle boss Urahara over, and Jinta and Xiaoyu also came over.Several people sat in the tea room and chatted.

"I've just moved here, and I'm still in a hurry. I just made some snacks." Hestia pushed the basket she brought to Urahara. For some reason, she had limited affection for the shopkeeper, and she always felt like doing business with him. It's not safe to deal with.The more he smiled, the more Hestia thought he was a profiteer.be careful!She reminded herself so.

"You are too polite. Judging from your name, you are not from the local area." Urahara took the basket to his side bluntly.

"Well, I'm Greek. I moved here with my distant relatives and my son. I plan to open a small restaurant, you can come to visit, please rest assured that I am qualified as a special chef, and the meals I make are still very good. Not bad." Hestia smiled and solicited customers for her restaurant.

Hestia's smiling face is very bewildering, at least everyone in the Urahara store has a good impression of her.

After she said goodbye and left, Jinta impatiently took out a piece of snack from the basket she brought and ate it.

"It's delicious! I really hope her shop can stay open for a while longer." He narrowed his eyes with satisfaction.

"Well, Miss Hestia's cooking skills are very good, but what is the qualification of a special chef?" Tie Zhai was a little puzzled while tasting the dim sum.

No one can answer this question for him, and the smartest shopkeeper in the shop is still thinking about it.This new neighbor seemed harmless, but why did I feel uneasy when I saw her.

Hestia's Goddess Hotel opened on the second day, but at the beginning, due to the geographical location, the store's business situation was not ideal.However, this situation changed after Itachi saw that Hestia was worried about the business situation and went out a few times.Although those customers were first lured by Itachi with Sharingan, the food here is really delicious, and then spread the word, and gradually the place started to be full of people.The next-door neighbors who had been guessing that Hestia's restaurant should close down were very surprised.

Before the restaurant opened this morning, Hestia was processing ingredients outside the store.When she was breaking down a rabbit into several pieces, she heard a female voice full of grief and indignation: "You guys are really going too far, to treat Chabi like this!"

Hestia raised her head, and she only had time to see a girl with hair like cockroach beards running away in tears from the door of the Urahara store next door.

"What?" Hestia asked puzzled.

"I'm sorry, Miss Rukia is a little too excited." Urahara, who sent that Miss Rukia out, quickly explained to Hestia.

Hestia generously expressed that he didn't mind.

Urahara turned around and went back to the Urahara store, Hestia vaguely heard him muttering something in a low voice.

If she listened carefully, she would hear Urahara Kisuke saying: "Really, Miss Rukia has just recovered from the serious injury of being deprived of the power of the god of death, and just entered the skeleton, so lively, alas!"

The author has something to say: Fortunately, after two days of raising, the condition has improved a lot.The illness this time was entirely caused by gluttony. I ate a generation of plums, and then my mouth became inflamed, and then my throat became inflamed, and then I had a fever.Fortunately, enough rest, and finally slowed down.

I was still telling my buddy that day that I must try to finish this article before the end of the World Cup.As a result, she was very skeptical, doubting whether I could finish it before the Asian Games started→_→

Today I present the second half of Sasuke's episode, and tomorrow's Minato's episode.I plan to revise the text, and at the same time start to send out those side stories that can be written without finishing.

———Sasuke’s side story———

With the smell of a weasel all over his body, Sasuke finally made it to lunch time.Matsuo brought people a rich meal.

I thought I could rest after lunch, but Sasuke informed Matsuo that the afternoon was time to study the miracles of Zigami-sama and to appreciate the kindness of Zigami-sama and his mother, Mother-gami-sama.

Hmph, another useless eulogy!Sasuke snorted coldly in his heart, but he still followed Matsuo to the silent room to wait for the special teacher who was in charge of teaching him the deeds of the so-called gods.

This teacher was specially selected from among those bards and entertainers. Their profession made them expressively and emotionally every time they recited the deeds of God, making those who heard it sad and those who listened to tears, especially the chief high priest. The first time I listen to it, I cry so hard.This is a reserved item of the temple. There are a total of seven teachers, one every day, one afternoon at a time. The purpose is to let the high priest not forget the greatness of God.

Sure enough, today's narration was still very successful, High Priest Sasuke only listened to it for a while, and then burst into tears.

The teacher in charge of today's narration stole a glance at the high priest. He seemed to feel that the trembling lips of the high priest seemed to be muttering something, like a weasel or something.

Sasuke had been casually listening to the deeds about the gods, but it took only a few minutes for him to suddenly realize why the deeds of this so-called god were so similar to those of his silly brother Itachi.For this reason, he listened carefully, and then the tears were uncontrollable.It's Itachi!In other words, this is another world. In this world, Itachi is not burdened by his disappointing younger brother. Instead, he has a mother who is a goddess. He eventually becomes the god of this world!

Perhaps it was because he was too moved to hear the deeds of God in the afternoon, and Matsuo found that the high priest he served seemed to be a little depressed by dinner time.

This is not possible, he hurriedly comforted him: "Master High Priest, you need to have more dinner, and then you can have a good rest. After all, we are leaving for Konoha tomorrow. In such a remote place, you will definitely not be able to eat well and sleep well." not good."

"To Konoha?" Matsuo's words caught Sasuke's attention.

"Yes, did you forget?" Matsuo was a little surprised, "In a few days, it will be the god festival. This year, Konoha is in charge of hosting it. As the high priest, you must attend and preside over it."

"I see." Sasuke replied with some responsibility.He didn't know what kind of feelings he should have for Konoha, it was Konoha that killed Itachi, but it was also a place that Itachi loved deeply.

With such complicated feelings, Sasuke and his party came to Konoha.

"Konoha's Hokage statue?" Sasuke habitually looked at Yanshan before reaching the gate of the village, but he was surprised to find that the Hokage statue there was gone, replaced by Kogami, no, Itachi's huge stone statue.

"The stone statue of Konoha's Son God is not bad, as expected it was made by Mother God himself." Matsuo was full of praise.

From Matsuo's mouth, Sasuke learned that his foolish brother, the goddess mother who came out of nowhere, came directly to Konoha and blasted the Hokage stone statues into slag, and then ordered the Itachi stone statue to be built on the original site.

It's tough enough, but I like it!For that goddess, Sasuke was full of admiration.In his world, even if Itachi was later overturned, he would not be treated like this.

Konoha's group is already waiting in front of the gate to welcome them.

"Sasuke, Sasuke!" A blond guy greeted him impatiently.

"Naruto." Sasuke lowered his head slightly, even though he knew that the Naruto of this world was not the Naruto of his world, but he didn't know how to face this guy.

"You haven't become Hokage yet?" It took Sasuke a long time to choose such a topic.

"I don't want to be Hokage anymore." Naruto's words surprised Sasuke, why wouldn't Naruto want to be Hokage?

"My dad said that if you want to be a Hokage, you have to give up your most precious things. After thinking about it, my dad's Hokage is pretty good now, so I won't be. By the way, I will be with Hinata next month. get married."

Naruto was still talking, but Sasuke couldn't hear clearly.Naruto's father is the Fourth Hokage, he knows this, but he also knows that the Fourth Hokage died in the Nine Tails incident that year.Is it possible that the four generations are here?

By the time he saw the Fourth Hokage who looked very similar to Naruto and had a certain kind of melancholy in his eyes, Sasuke was already a little numb.When he asked about Danzo in a roundabout way, but was reminded by Matsuo that Danzo was imprisoned in a secret room by the goddess and played as a donkey and kept grinding, he didn't know what to say.

In the following ceremony, Sasuke numbly completed the ceremony meticulously according to the ritual he had already practiced.

"Itachi, you must be well." Looking at Itachi's stone statue, Sasuke prayed sincerely.

But when it came to the last item of the festival, Sasuke was in a bad mood, and he kept scolding in his heart - Itachi, you damn bastard, you better go die!

There is no other reason, because this is a reserved item of the festival in recent years, and it is a blind date for the high priest.The high priest is the secular brother of the god, and has the same blood as the god. In order to keep the blood of the god flowing, the high priest must get married as soon as possible and leave offspring.

"Damn it, I'm not a stallion! Itachi, I'm sure Amaterasu will take care of you!" Sasuke shouted silently at Itachi's stone statue.

The stone statue standing high in the distance also seemed to say to him silently: "My stupid brother..."