[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

This episode has nothing to do with the main text, but the time point is when Hestia traveled to the prehistoric for the first time.

"Cut off the thread of love, the heart is still chaotic, thousands of thoughts are still entangled, let the country and the mountains fall in love with women, misfortunes and fortunes take turns, whether it is calamity or fate, it is inexhaustible interweaving sorrow and joy, ancient and modern idiots.

A peerless beauty with white body and whole body and sad eyes is sitting alone on the lotus platform, chanting in a low voice with her vermilion lips lightly parted.

Under the rosette, there were a few odd-shaped people listening with intoxicated eyes.

"Hey, idiots from ancient to modern times, who can pass the customs clearance!" This peerless beauty sighed again.She parted her vermilion lips lightly, and whispered in a low voice, which sounded infinitely sad.

"Holy Mother, you are so talented. I will give you these treasures. I hope you will be happy every day." A man with bull horns on his head said solicitously while holding a pile of treasures.

But he was immediately pushed aside, this is a man with a pair of rabbit ears. "Holy Mother, I picked sea lotuses from the bottom of the South China Sea."

"Stupid, the Holy Mother is the twin white lotus of the chaotic green lotus. How can those vulgar flowers in the world have the right to appear in front of the Holy Mother?" A man with green hair rolled his eyes and pushed the rabbit-eared man aside.

"Holy Mother, I brought you a pair of sharks, and the pearls produced by their tears, I will wear a pearl shirt for you."

"Oh, I am the noble and refined Madonna of the White Lotus. I appreciate your kindness." This female fairy who called herself the Madonna of the White Lotus had a noble and inviolable expression on her face.

But she didn't think so.As a person who woke up and ran to a place where no birds shit or even a grass, and found that she had turned into a white lotus, she was quite scared.But when she absorbed the remaining memories of the white lotus, she was pleasantly surprised to find that this place was actually a prehistoric place, and she actually became the twin white lotus of the chaotic blue lotus.

She couldn't help being pleasantly surprised, she had read a lot of novels before traveling, and those people who traveled to the prehistoric wilderness were all very successful.He (she) called Sanqing brothers and sisters, established a relationship with the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and was blessed by Hongjun. All the beautiful men such as Kong Xuan, Yang Jian, Yuding, or Taiyi would fall in love with him (her).

After knowing that she became the twin white lotus of Chaos Qinglian, she worked hard to use the powerful energy of the white lotus, and finally turned herself into a human.Sitting by the water, looking at the beautiful figure reflected in the water, she couldn't help laughing out loud.

Because she was a powerful white lotus, she began to wander in the wilderness, and attracted many people. Gradually, she was honored as the Holy Mother of the White Lotus.Of course, these people who were attracted by her were all people she had never heard of in her previous life, and she was very disdainful of these people in her heart. In her opinion, these people were cannon fodder that existed to set off her heroine.

At the beginning, the Holy Mother of the White Lotus only dared to hang out in relatively remote places in Honghuang. After all, she didn't know if Tiandao or Hongjun could count her out of the wild.But even though she is still evasive, she is still very proud, thinking that she must be the protagonist, even if she sees Hongjun, she will definitely not show her feet, and she will even be liked by the other party.I wonder if Hongjun will become a handsome man for me?The Madonna of the White Lotus often thinks this way in her heart.

"Holy Mother, I found it for you..." The people under the lotus platform were still talking, which brought back the mind of the handsome guy who was obsessed with the prehistoric times in the Holy Mother of the White Lotus.

"Hey, I haven't made much progress in my practice recently. I plan to go to the world of mortals for a while, and I want to save all living beings with my meager strength." The Madonna of White Lotus looked compassionate.In fact, she had already found out clearly that Sanqing had already been born, and she planned to build a good relationship with them before they were sanctified.

"I'm too old, it's enough to marry him as a brother, sister or father and daughter. I can let him make various elixirs for me. Yuanyuan and Tongtian should both fall in love with me involuntarily, but I just have a hard time choosing. I don't want them because I hurt the brotherhood by myself, alas, I am such a compassionate person, I can only treat them fairly." The inner world of the Holy Mother of the White Lotus is very rich.

As soon as she said she would leave, the Holy Mother of the White Lotus embarked on her road to save the world (to accept the harem).

The Holy Mother of the White Lotus knew that the Sanqing should all be in Kunlun Mountain, but the place she stayed before was a place far away from Kunlun Mountain.The place she chose was an ocean, and then she built a very modern villa on an isolated island in the ocean.Originally, she still wanted to copy the Forbidden City or Suzhou gardens, but her Taoism was not good enough. In the end, the building she built was completely different, so she had to tear down and rebuild a villa in the shape of a large tile-roofed house.

This time she left the island without hesitation.Standing on the clouds and looking back, she forgot the isolated island in the sea: "Oh, the bamboo I planted hasn't grown yet, so it's cheaper for others to come." After she found this island in the sea, she immediately planted bamboo, And named the island Putuo Island in my heart.It's just that before she left, none of these bamboos grew, and the purple bamboo forest she dreamed of did not appear.

The Virgin who left without looking back didn't know that after she left, the villa that lost her divine power collapsed immediately, and later the whole island sank to the bottom of the sea due to an earthquake in the sea.Finally, a deep trench appeared in this area of ​​the sea, known as the Mariana Trench.

The Holy Mother, who left her territory and headed towards the handsome guy, drove the cloud all the way and finally came to the land of Middle Earth.She immediately asked someone if Hongjun had started preaching.In her opinion, Hongjun's preaching is the best opportunity for her to meet (hook up) those famous people in the prehistoric times.

But when the Holy Mother heard the exact news about Hongjun, she was depressed to find that Hongjun's first sermon had ended, and the next one hadn't started yet.

Knowing that Hongjun can't go there now, the Holy Mother is not disappointed, she plans to go directly to Kunlun Mountain to visit Sanqing's territory, maybe they will be attracted by her talent, beauty, background...at that time.

So the Holy Mother rushed to Kunlun Mountain excitedly and set off.

Although the status of the Holy Mother after time travel is very prominent, she has a problem brought about by her previous life, that is, her sense of direction is very poor.So it took her a lot of effort to find Kunlun Mountain, but because she kept getting lost all the way, she was already in a mess all over her body.

Looking at the dust on her body, the Holy Mother planned to find a stream to wash first, and she was still thinking, maybe when she was bathing in the stream, some disciples would accidentally see it.Then that apprentice will be attracted to her, and then... oh hehe, the Holy Mother giggled.

Kunlun Mountain has many peaks and many streams, and soon the Virgin Mary found a stream.Then according to her original idea, she took off her clothes and swayed slowly into the stream. While singing loudly, she slowly took a bath like the beauty she saw on TV before crossing, But in the shower, she still remembers to pay attention to her surroundings to see if anyone is attracted to her.

Not to mention, the singing of the Virgin Mary really attracted people.

Hestia came to the stream early in the morning with the ingredients to be processed today. I have to say that the Virgin Mary is very good at choosing a bathing place, and the place she chose is the place where Hestia handles the ingredients.

Before Hestia reached the edge of the stream today, he heard singing from the edge of the stream.She was a little puzzled, this Kunlun Mountain was the territory of Sanqing, and basically the people who came here were with their tails between their legs, and it was rare for someone to sing in Kunlun Mountain.

Hestia walked to the stream while being puzzled, and then she posed in the stream with a pose that had been brewing for a long time, and then planned to look back at Bai Meisheng with a smile and make a memory of the Holy Virgin Jun came to see each other.

"Ah!" The Holy Mother did not expect that the person who saw her taking a bath was actually a woman, and she was also a very beautiful woman.

Hestia was startled by the scream of the Virgin Mary, and then the ingredients in his hand fell into the stream with a crackle, and then floated around the Virgin Mary.Green vegetables, red meat, black fungus... colorful surrounding the Virgin.

"Kelp soup, stewed pork trotters, wood shredded meat, egg drop soup..." A string of dish names flashed through Hestia's mind.

"Who are you?" Because Hestia's accidental intrusion destroyed the image of the Holy Mother, she shouted at Hestia in a bit of frustration.In her opinion, Kunlun Mountain is a place of Sanqing, so this woman should be Sanqing's servant or something. Didn't she come here to wash the vegetables? She is probably a cook or something.

"I'm Fire Spirit." Hestia replied honestly. At this time, she lost her previous memory and couldn't remember her real name at all. When the Holy Mother asked her name, she gave it to her by Sanqing. The name was reported.

Fire Spirit?Our Lady of Fire Spirit?The Holy Mother immediately used her brain, trying to recall whether the woman in front of her was a famous person who came out of the wilderness.Then she remembered that the villain, the cannon fodder Madonna of Fire Spirit, who appeared in "Fengshen Yanyi", came, so she immediately labeled Hestia as an insignificant cannon fodder.

Now that she knew that the woman in front of her was a cannon fodder, the Holy Mother naturally showed her sense of superiority as the protagonist when facing cannon fodder.She bravely stood up from the stream, then twisted her waist and swayed her hips to pose like a model on a platform. "I am the Holy Mother of the White Lotus of the South China Sea." After speaking, she raised her chin with a proud face.She didn't hear Hestia's voice, so she peeked at her, and found that she was staring at her with her mouth slightly open, and she couldn't help feeling proud.

Hestia over there finally found her voice: "Well, you're not wearing any clothes."

"Ah!" Only now did the Holy Mother realize that she was currently naked, and she couldn't help screaming.

Countless birds flew out of Kunlun Mountain, and they all flew around in panic.

The author has something to say: It seems that I have a fever and a cold, so uncomfortable.

The more I write this chapter, the more disgusting it gets, I am actually disgusted by what I wrote (─.─|||