[Comprehensive] On the Unity of the Goddess and the Cook

After finishing their dinner, Hestia and the others returned to their residence in the barracks after a day's work.Because of their special identities, Su Jili specially used his power to get a separate residence for the three of them.

Not long after returning to the residence, a barking sound came from far and near, and then a big black dog came in from the door.

"The Roaring Dog!" Yu Ding recognized at a glance that the black dog in front of him was his precious disciple's pet dog.But as soon as he called out the name of Xiaotiangou, he immediately covered his mouth.In order to conceal his identity, he deliberately put on a big beard. Doesn't this call reveal his secrets?

"Master." Another person walked in outside the door, it was Yang Jian.

"Well, disciple... General, you have mistaken the person, I am just a little cook, how could I be your master." Yu Ding almost slipped his mouth again.

Yang Jian didn't care about Yu Ding's denial, he turned around and saluted Hestia again: "Master Uncle, disciple Yang Jian is very polite. Today I will thank Master Uncle to prepare meals for the disciples. If it weren't for Master Uncle's excellent cooking skills, disciple would still I don’t know that Master Uncle and Master are coming.” Yang Jian only took a bite at noon and recognized that it was Hestia’s handicraft, he thought it was just Hestia’s arrival.As a result, when he brought the Xiaotian dog over at night, the Xiaotian dog actually smelled his master.

"That apprentice, as a teacher, I came here this time under the order of my master and your master. Before your master came, you specifically asked me not to reveal my identity." Yuding approached his precious apprentice slowly. .Since accepting this apprentice, he has gradually gotten used to being controlled by the apprentice, and he has listened to the apprentice in everything.

"Since it is the master's order, the disciple should take it by himself." Yang Jian is also a smart person, he knew that Yuding and the others must have a purpose in their trip, so he didn't ask any more questions.

So under the cover of Yang Jian, Hestia and his party hid better in Zhouying.

At this time, Xiqi had already been punished by the Shang Dynasty for taking in Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng who had abandoned the merchant and came to vote.After a while, there will be a crusade army coming.

However, because both Yuanyuan and Tongtian strictly ordered their subordinates not to participate in the disputes in the world, some characters that would have appeared did not appear.For example, the Ten Heavenly Lord, who was supposed to appear after the four generals of the Mo family, could not go down the mountain because of Tongtian's strict order, so naturally he would not put up any ten unique formations to embarrass Xiqi.

And Deng Jiugong, who was after Shi Tianjun, embarked on the road to crusade against Xiqi ahead of schedule.At the same time, Tu Xingsun of Jialong Mountain was also fooled down by Shen Gongbao.Relying on his ability to escape from the earth, Tu Xingsun played tricks on the unsuspecting Xiqi soldiers, and finally Jiang Ziya had to withdraw his troops and return to the city.

Because Tu Xingsun fell in love with Deng Jiugong's daughter Deng Chanyu at first sight, he was very active in front of Deng Jiugong.However, Deng Jiugong and his daughter looked down on him and pretended to agree to let him continue to kill enemies for them.But Tu Xingsun believed it was true, so he patted his chest and promised to sneak into Xiqi City at night to assassinate King Wu Jifa and Jiang Ziya.

Because of the appearance of Tu Xingsun on Xiqi's side, Jiang Ziya called all the soldiers to discuss until late.Yang Jian's eyes noticed that when they were discussing, Tu Xingsun poked his head out of the ground ghostly.He immediately gave Jiang Ziya a wink.

Jiang Ziya understood, so he ended the discussion and asked the generals to disperse.

Tu Xingsun originally planned to assassinate Jiang Ziya, but later he thought that the credit for assassinating Jiang Ziya was not as great as that of assassinating Wu Wang Jifa.So he used Tudun to come to Xiqi's palace from the ground, and quickly found King Wu's bedroom.Looking at King Wu's dormitory, King Wu Ji Fa was sleeping soundly with his concubine in his arms.

Tu Xingsun got out from the ground, stepped forward and chopped off Ji Fa's head.He originally planned to kill the awakened concubine at the same time, but when the beautiful concubine looked at him with a pair of wonderful eyes that seemed to be terrified, his lust was aroused again.

Although Tu Xingsun followed his master and left Sun to learn Taoism, he yearned for wealth and honor in the world, and liked power, gold, and beautiful women. This is why Shen Gongbao succeeded when he was fooled.So at this moment, he salivated and looked at this beautiful concubine with a bewildered expression.

"General, spare my life." The beauty trembled in fear.

"If you follow me, I will not kill you."

The beauty bowed her head shyly, and nodded slightly.She used this to hide her anger, and planned to fix him up when Tu Xingsun came forward.

Tu Xingsun jumped on the bed naked, he was going to hug the beauty, but was hugged by the beauty first.Immediately, he was elated, because it was a beautiful woman throwing herself into her arms.In the end, he felt bad, the jade bis of those beauties had turned into a pair of iron arms.Looking up again, the beauty in front of her was gone, replaced by a general in uniform.However, this general in military uniform still had the beauty that he had only seen in his life, so that he couldn't help saying, "Beauty!"

Yang Jian was still fully on guard against Tu Xingsun's sudden counterattack, but when he heard this sentence, his face darkened.He said that he most minded the two things others mentioned about him, one was his background and the other was his appearance.

Needless to mention Yang Jian's life experience, on the one hand he blamed himself for the family change, on the other hand he was unwilling to call himself the Jade Emperor's nephew.

And his appearance is also his Achilles' heel, Yang Jian grew up suddenly after being reminded by Marshal Tianpeng.When he was young, his appearance was exquisite, but now he has grown into a young man, so one can imagine how handsome he is.When he first joined Zhou Ying to join Jiang Ziya, he was ridiculed by many Zhou Ying veterans because of his appearance.They all laughed that this is someone's little boy who stole through the armor of his father and brother.

Fortunately, Yang Jian has always kept a straight face, and won several battles after adding the votes, which put an end to the doubts about his appearance in the military camp. As a result, Tu Xingsun didn't mention anything about his appearance that day, but he just said "beauty".This made his original plan to give Tu Xingsun a hard time more firm.

So Tu Xingsun was unlucky, Yang Jian grabbed him and beat him up with the other hand. In the end, not only his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but there was nothing good about him.

After beating up Tu Xingsun, Yang Jian felt relieved, and then Shi Shiran took Tu Xingsun to see Jiang Ziya.

At this time, the Zhou Ying generals who had already dispersed had gathered at Jiang Ziya, and they were all waiting for news from Yang Jian.After waiting for a while, I saw Yang Jian coming in with a short man with a blue nose and a swollen face.

"It's a good thing my uncle didn't disgrace his life." Yang Jian said to Jiang Ziya, but he didn't let go of Tu Xingsun.

Jiang Ziya nodded. Most of his subordinates were veterans in the army, but very few of them knew spells.Although his master Yuanshi Tianzun told him that because he obeyed the destiny and helped Zhou defeat Zhou, someone would definitely help him in times of crisis.But so far, only a few nephews and nephews have come to his master's school, and he has not seen any of the disciples personally handed down by Yuanshi Tianzun from the inner school.

Fortunately, these nephews are still easy to use, at least in terms of Taoism, they are much better than his uncle, especially Yang Jian.It's just that his nephew Yang is so serious that people can only look at him from a distance. It's a pity for his handsome face.

Jiang Ziya found that his thoughts suddenly ran to an unknown direction, coughed quickly, and ordered Tu Xingsun to be chopped off.

Because he sneaked down the mountain, Tu Xingsun was not stupid enough to report his master's background, so no one knew that he was a disciple of Chanjiao.In addition, he dared to assassinate King Wu, so Jiang Ziya ordered him to be dragged out and beheaded without even a trial.

Yang Jian carried Tu Xingsun all the way outside, and was about to take the big knife from the person beside him, but Tu Xingsun twisted his body, broke free from his armpit, and disappeared directly into the ground.

When Yang Jian reported the news of Tu Xingsun's escape to Jiang Ziya, Jiang Ziya sighed: "I don't know who this Tu Xingsun belongs to. Such earth-moving skills are really difficult to deal with." Not much, I really don't know the origin of Tu Xingsun's technique of earth escape.

Yang Jian lowered his head slightly, but did not speak.On the contrary, he felt that this Tu Xingsun's spell was very similar to that of Uncle Juliusun's.If his master is not here, he will tell Jiang Ziya.It's just that now that the master, uncle and master are all there, he thinks it's better to report the matter to them before making a decision.

It is said that after Tu Xingsun caused Jiang Ziya a headache, he did not leave the city from the underground.When he passed by the kitchen, he was attracted by the bursts of aroma coming from the kitchen.

Although he is a cultivator, he has not been quiet and inaction, but yearns for power, beauty and so on.The same goes for food, of course.

Tu Xingsun simply got into the kitchen from the ground, and then stuck his head out from the ground.In the kitchen, three people dressed as cooks were busy, and the aroma came from their hands.

Tu Xingsun sniffed sharply, smelling the aroma of the food with an intoxicated face, and then his stomach rumbled, and his body still in the ground moved involuntarily towards the food.

It was Hestia and the three of them who were busy in the kitchen. Because of Sujili's spell, the small school in charge of managing them divided them into a group to work.Especially after the food they cooked was approved by a group of Xiqi generals including Jiang Ziya, the combination became more stable, and they were ordered to be responsible for the meals of the prime minister and the generals.

This made Hestia and the others much busier than before. After all, Jiang Ziya and the others were busy with military affairs on weekdays, and they did not have a stable meal time like ordinary soldiers, and sometimes they had to stay busy all night making supper.Today Hestia and the others are preparing supper for Jiang Ziya and the others who have been studying the military situation overnight.

Hestia, who was busy, straightened her body and hammered her waist after taking a pot of snacks off the stove.But when she lowered her head again, she found something was wrong.She took a closer look and found that there was actually one missing piece of snack that was brought down just now.

She glanced at Su Jili who was chopping vegetables and Yuding who was chopping firewood with some doubts, both of them were far away from dim sum.Could it be that she was hallucinating?

Hestia looked at the dim sum again, her eyes widened suddenly, because she found that another piece of dim sum was missing.

Could it be that there are mice in the kitchen?Hestia couldn't help but look stern. As a chef, what she hates the most is that there are mice in the kitchen.

But Hestia didn't do anything unusual, she didn't seem to notice that there was a lack of snacks, and she put the pan that appeared in her hand at an unknown time on the stove with a high fire as if nothing had happened.

Her eyes quietly stared at the dim sum, and soon she saw a hand quickly reaching for the dim sum.Looking in the direction where the hand appeared, she saw a person halfway underground.The man only had a head and one hand, but the rest of the body was not seen.If other people saw this scene, they would probably shout out directly: "There is a ghost!"

But Hestia is a god after all, and I have never seen anything weird.Besides, she also has a nephew, nephew, and grandson who wanders underground when she has nothing to do.When Nakuliusun came out of the ground, it was such a terrifying effect to reveal a head.

So at some point, Hestia had floated to Tu Xingsun's side: "Is the snack delicious?" At the same time, the red-hot pan was also photographed.

"Ouch!" Tu Xingsun screamed, and disappeared under the ground.

Tu Xingsun's screams attracted both Su Jili and Yuding.They didn't see Tu Xingsun, so they hurriedly asked: "Uncle Shi, what happened? Why did I hear someone else's voice?"

"It's nothing but a mouse that ate it." Hestia held the frying pan in one hand, and the murderous aura on his body became heavier and heavier.Her murderous aura spread to Yu Ding, and Yu Ding only felt that he was so excited that he wanted to kill someone.

When Hestia lost her temper, she felt very sensitive. She felt that Tu Xingsun hadn't left yet, so she was still ready for battle.

It is true that Tu Xingsun did not leave, he stole a snack while Hestia was not paying attention.Because the dim sum was so delicious, he couldn't help stealing another piece, which attracted Hestia's attention, but when he went to steal the dim sum again, Hestia smashed it with a red-hot pan I shook my head.

Tu Xingsun was hit on the head by the hot frying pan, and immediately a big lump was formed on his head, which made his original injury from being beaten by Yang Jian even more painful.All of a sudden he was on fire.When had he, Tu Xingsun, suffered such a loss since he left the mountain, but tonight he suffered twice in a row.Now even a small firehead army can come and smash his head, it is really intolerable.

Tu Xingsun became angry for a while, and planned to tease Hestia well, and then took him back to the business camp, and asked him to cook for himself every day.So he simply hid underground, waiting for the opportunity.

Tu Xingsun stayed underground for a while, guessing that Hestia thought he had already left, so he poked his head out from the ground.As a result, as soon as he showed his head, he was hit on the head again.There was another scream, and he hid underground again.

Now Tu Xingsun seems to be planning to fuck Hestia, he drills his head out from here and there from time to time, but every time he gets out, Hestia will hit him hard with a pan middle.In the end, he could only hide in the ground panting.

Because Hestia kept smashing the exposed head of Tu Xingsun, the more he smashed, the more interesting he became.She suddenly felt like she was playing a game. At the beginning, the anger because of Tu Xingsun's stealing food disappeared long ago, but now she is playing with a game mentality.

Tu Xingsun on the underground side rested for a long time and finally got his breath. He planned to attack again. He estimated that Hestia should have given up long ago when he didn't see him showing his head.But he didn't expect to be hit by Hestia's pan again just as he showed his head this time.And unfortunately, besides Hestia, he had been hit on the head by something else.A black dog ran over from nowhere and bit him on the neck.

"Oh, oh, it hurts me so much!" Tu Xingsun screamed repeatedly, and was dragged out by the black dog while he was yelling.Originally, he planned to get into the ground and escape immediately when the black dog let go, but a pair of strong arms grabbed him and lifted him up.

Yang Jian looked at him playfully.He thought that Tu Xingsun had already left Xiqi, but he didn't expect that when he came to the kitchen to find his master and uncle, he would see the scene of his uncle hitting Tu Xingsun's head with the bottom of the pot.

Seeing that it was Yang Jian who grabbed him, Tu Xingsun fainted with a buzzing sound.

The author has something to say: The four heavenly kings have been harmonized by me, at least they will not become gods after they die, but will be sent to heaven as export laborers.

The marriage between Tu Xingsun and Deng Chanyu was also mixed up by me. I always felt that Deng Chanyu was quite pitiful. A beautiful girl married a dwarf. I absolutely believed that she would not be willing.Of course, compared to Hu Sanniang, she is a bit better.