[Comprehensive] God-like man

Qi Yu sat in the living room, looking at the harmonious scene in front of him.

Ulusi, who had just come to the modern world with him, was still wearing a white robe, and was learning Chinese pronunciation in front of the computer with a serious face. Going to test the posture of the eighth grade of Chinese.

The fox was lying on the window sill, lazily basking in the sun, and then glanced at him with "sorrowful" eyes for a while.The lizard, who likes to follow the fox when he has time, still doesn't know where to hide in the house, and is still crying silently for its demon spirit whose energy has been exhausted by Qi Yu.

Because of gaining weight, the little black cat, who was stimulated by Aunt Sadako when he came back, was doing weight loss exercises in the yard, but he hadn't seen the running little black cat run past the door of the main house for 10 minutes, Qiyu guessed that The cat probably went somewhere to be lazy.

Aunt Sadako, who is always very virtuous, is sitting in the yard with a small bench and staring at Mr. Tudou, who always looks dumb, lying on the small table that Sadako bought for herself. Jun, with a pen in one hand and a paper in the other, I haven't written a word for half an hour.

Since Tudou Jun successfully signed a contract with the publishing house with the help of Sadako last time, Sadako has taken the initiative to become the supervisor of Tudou Jun. It is continuously used to supervise Tudou Jun's codewords.

Qiyu thought about this, whether Mr. Tudou would come to him one day to talk about life and ideals, and talk about Sadako's problem by the way.

But looking at the "harmonious" situation in this family, Qi Yu suddenly had some thoughts.

Can't go on like this.

No matter what, Ulusi, who always had a gentle and holy smile on his face, turned his head to look at Qi Yu, and asked in the ancient Hittite language in doubt: "My lord, what did you say?"

Ulussi comes from the story "The Sky Is the Bank of the Red River". Although the Xitai Empire is an overhead country, this country is based on the Hittite Empire, so the language of Ulussi is automatically classified as Hittite. language.For modern people, this is uncommon knowledge that even experts who specialize in this field are difficult to fully grasp.

Qi Yu said: "I have some ideas, you can bring everyone here."

Upon hearing Qiyu's order, Wuluxi immediately put down everything at hand, and summoned all the people and non-humans in the family into the house as quickly as possible.

After all the humans and non-humans were seated, Qi Yu put forward an idea of ​​his own, "It can't be like this."

Everyone and non-human: "?"

Qi Yu: "There may be more people in the family in the future, and we can't all stay at home." In view of the current development of things and his father's experience, Qi Yu can foresee that there may be more people at home in the future. Following my father's method, throw this large piece in the yard and let them fend for themselves-maybe some of it will do.

Thanks to Qi Xuan's bad taste back then, he earned a lot of money and put it at home, so that Qi Yu never worried about money since he was a child. The amount of money is so huge that it can only be described in astronomical figures to buy a small country and maintain a small country. Ten years of operation is not a problem, but Qi Yu doesn't want to do this, not to mention that he estimates that there will be more people in the family in the future, so he has to find a way.

About making money and dealing with people who might show up later.

At this family meeting, everyone expressed their support for Qi Yu's ideas, and Tudou Jun, who has signed a contract with the publishing house, immediately became a model of family success and inspiration and was named and praised.

Mr. Tudou, who had been killed by "Sadako's stare" before, immediately revived with full blood on the spot, and nodded reservedly, saying that this is what should be done, and it is all for the people.

It's okay to have a "decent" job like Mr. Tudou, everyone has something to do.

Everyone agrees with Qi Yu's point of view, but the question is, what to do?This question stumped everyone.

Look at a potato, a cat, a fox, and a lizard at home, are they going out to perform?Or run a circus?

Of course, this is not possible. None of them have the time and energy to fix these things. If there is a circus, the little black cats will not agree to it.

This meeting ended with asking everyone to go back and think deeply about future family plans, and when she woke up the next day, Sadako came to Qiyu with a piece of paper full of plum blossom footprints and ink-smeared. .

The little fox ran away from home with the lizard.

To put it more accurately, the little fox and the lizard decided to go out to explore the world, determined to make Qiyu look at him.

Using a bandanna to tie the lizard's belly up to his body, the little fox, ignoring the lizard's waving short limbs, leaned against the corner with a serious face and moved forward. It decided to do a big job outside and then go to Qiyu. grown ups.

Speaking of it, it has been a while since the adult came to this strange world, but the adult seemed to be punishing it all the time. It has been a long, long time since he smiled at it, nor did he make small dried fish for it to eat , and more importantly, adults haven't held it in their arms and touched it for a long time.

On the contrary, it was Yi Li, who used to serve as a mount for adults after he got here, and what was even worse was the little black cat, who always jumped into the arms of adults without any scruples...

Only it has been living around adults like an invisible fox.

Xiao Wei knew that this was an adult punishing herself, and she was willing to accept it, but after yesterday's "family meeting", Xiao Wei suddenly felt that maybe it could have other ways to change everything now.It is not an ordinary fox, it is a fox demon with thousands of years of cultivation~ Although its demon spirit was finally used to save Wang Sheng's group of people, and most of its cultivation was destroyed, it still has a thousand years of experience fox!

After a night of contemplation, Xiao Wei directly found the sad lizard who was hiding in the corner again, and proposed to Yi Li that she wanted to go out for a walk. After being opposed by Yi Li, she stopped talking and took it directly. A bandanna tied Yi Li around his body, leaving a letter full of "rhetoric words" and leaving Qi Yu's house.

Xiao Wei has never been out of the house since she came to this world. The "modern items" in the adults' house alone allowed her to get used to it for a long time. Xiao Wei is somewhat afraid of the people and things outside, so Only then did it tie Yi Li to embolden itself.

As for the human skin, it has been kept by Sadako, and it didn't even think about looking for it.

When leaving Qi Yu's house, Xiao Wei was very determined, but after spending a day outside, Xiao Wei began to regret it, this "modern world" is really scary %>_<%, there are TVs everywhere Among those four-wheeled monsters, the most terrifying thing is the number of humans.

Xiao Wei has lived for so many years, and she has never seen so many people before. When walking on the road, she always feels that she and Yi Li are in danger of being trampled to death.Those children are also very annoying. After discovering it and Yi Li, they have been chasing it hahaha. Do you think this is a game of chasing ducks? !

After all, Xiao Wei is a fox demon with more than a thousand years of life experience. After experiencing rich experiences such as being almost trampled to death, being screamed and photographed by various crowds of people, and being chased by children everywhere, Xiao Wei, who was hungry, made a A heavy decision.

It doesn't want to be captured by any human, so it has to learn to support itself.

So Xiao Wei, carrying Yi Li who kept persuading him to go back, collected a few cans, small sticks and rubber bands on the road, and after picking up a few dolls' clothes, she found a "treasure of geomantic omen" and released Yi Li. .

Yi Li saw how he persuaded Xiao Wei, but Xiao Wei turned a deaf ear to it, and finally had no choice but to continue to hang out with Xiao Wei, because it was always worried about Xiao Wei.

So a fox and a lizard used their short hands and feet to fasten several cans together with rubber bands. The two worked for a long time each to dress themselves in doll clothes. Then, the two came to a park At the intersection, the fox kicked the lizard out, put a bowl beside it, took out a small stick, and beat the bundled cans as a small drum.

Yi Li tried to exchange places with Xiaowei, but turned around silently after Xiaowei said: "Can your claws hold sticks?" - it wanted to say that it just had webbed in the middle of its claws, and it could still grab sticks - With the sound of Xiaowei's drum, he tried his best to raise his body and dance, and during the dance, Yi Li tried his best to use Yi Li's figure to show what is called might and domineering.

There is also a small piece of wood on the ground next to the two, with the inscription "Purchase not sell yourself".

The performances of Xiao Wei and Yi Li in animal form are really terrible, but both a fox and a lizard know that going out to perform as a performer to make money is new enough, so they really earned their first sum in life Jin, even some small reporters from the TV station ran over and took two pictures of them.

Because of the goblin incidents in recent years, these two have not been robbed or discriminated against. The adults have said to the children, "These two are designated as goblins. Let's just watch the excitement. These days, not only are college students hard to work Look, goblins are not easy to mess with either."

Qi Yu, who came out with the little black cat to find Xiao Wei and Yi Li, saw what Xiao Wei and Yi Li did from the beginning to the end, until Xiao Wei and Yi Li used the small cloth bag to take away the money they earned, and returned it to them smoothly. After I bought pancakes, I left.

The fox and Yi Li have encountered a lot of things these two days. In addition to the things on the surface, there are some people who want to take them away, but those people have been dealt with by the fox and Yi Li themselves. .The fox Xiaowei and the lizard Yili do have a lot of things they don't understand about this modern world, but they have a clear understanding of people's hearts.

After seeing what happened to Xiao Wei and Yi Li today, Qi Yu didn't worry about them so much, and let them go for a walk outside, which seemed pretty good.

And he now has his own things to do.