[Comprehensive] God-like man

The sun was shining and there were no clouds in the sky. It was a beautiful day for washing clothes and drying quilts.

So the industrious Sadako Tianluo girl set up her posture early in the morning and started to work hard in the yard. Such an energetic day could not be more praiseworthy.Especially after the completion of the work, looking at the rows of sheets and clothes fluttering in the yard, the sense of accomplishment is indescribable.

Sadako moved her hands together and took a deep breath, what a touching picture.

It would have been nicer if there hadn't been a dazed fox and a lizard hanging from the laundry line.

The little fox, who was hung upside down with its tail and one front and back leg clamped by a clip on a clothes hanger, spewed out the stagnant water in its stomach with stars in its eyes, and then passed out again.

Not everyone can have the experience of Sadako type drum washing machine.

After washing the clothes, Sadako heard the ringing of the doorbell outside the yard. She went to the door and saw that she was dressed in black and wore a pair of big black sunglasses. She looked so cool that she had no friends standing outside the door. , Thaumaturgy just lost his mind a little after pressing the doorbell, Sadako's pale face filled Thaumaturgy's field of vision, Thaumaturgy gasped in shock and took three steps back.

#Every time I see Sadako, half my life will be scared away#

The thaumaturgy who had accepted his fate silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and after Sadako opened the door, he walked in weakly, "You said that you are no longer a ghost, so can't you be more like a person? "

A faint blush appeared on Sadako's pale face, she lowered her head, closed the door, and said softly, "He said it was fine."

Thaumaturgy: "..." Why has his elder brother, the big demon king, been away for almost 20 years, and Sadako still misses that guy, wake up girl!

While making complaints in his heart, Thaumatology did not forget to keep a safe distance of more than three steps from Sadako, and regained the cool aura that was scared away by Sadako just now, and asked, "Is my nephew awake? If he just sleeps to death like this, my brother, the Great Demon King, will definitely not let me go."

Sadako's movements were a little stiff and weird—the sequelae of being a ghost for a long time—nodding her head, leading the thaumaturgy into the house, and the thaumaturgy was particularly cool when passing by the clothes neatly hung by Sadako in the yard He nodded to the little fox and lizard hanging on the clothes rack, wondering whether his nephew, who didn't know what childhood was, had ushered in a late childishness. These two dolls looked really realistic. good.

In the house where Sadako lives now, every trace of the pattern inside is very familiar to Thaumaturgia. Although he knows that this house and the yard outside the house are not the same as before, Thaumaturgy still wants to talk about it every time he comes. twitch.I know you can't forget your big brother, the Great Demon King, but how can you make the house so imitative?

Back then, Thaumaturgy had an older brother named Qi Xuan, they were half-brothers, and he was the child of his father's mistress outside.When my father was down and out in his early years, but later he became prosperous, he didn't like his elder brother very much, but liked him more. Because of the mentality of some sophomores, he confronted his elder brother and always pretended to be cunning in front of his father. Do everything possible to make father hate his brother even more.

At that time, he felt very good about himself, but now when he thinks about the past, it is full of bitter tears.

For him, it all started when he gave his brother a videotape of Sadako, and as a result, Sadako became his brother's brainless fan.

Later, his brother felt the importance and fun of brotherly love on a whim, so he was caught by his brother and became a colleague with the still ghost Sadako =_=...

He's going to freak out, okay?Is he very afraid of ghosts?

Fortunately, he didn't even know that Sadako was the Sadako who crawled out of the video tape.

Afterwards, he, who is afraid of ghosts, understood the essence of Qi Xuan's great demon king when he got along with his brother. This high imitation is exactly the same.

A main house, a large yard, and a dry well at the corner of the front yard that looks forever gloomy. He later learned that Sadako had brought the well with her.And the interior style of the house is always snow white that can drive people crazy, all kinds of white, whiter than the madhouse (╯－_－)╯╧╧.

Unexpectedly, his brother disappeared later. Except for him and Sadako, no one remembered his brother. Even his father forgot that he had such a son. A kid who can't even climb came back, and then Sadako built such a fake house (╯－_－)╯╧╧.

When his brother left, he took the whole house with him, don't you dare not be such a fan (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Thaumaturgy followed Sadako into the house after all kinds of mind-blowing and spitting coolness until he had no friends, but just after entering the room, Thaumaturgy saw a strange human skin floating in mid-air and rushed towards him. he……

Thaumaturgy: "..." HELP! (⊙△⊙)ツ

With a bang, Thaumaturgy, who was too cool to have friends, fell straight down.

Qi Yu, who had just walked into the living room with a teacup, looked up strangely at the thaumaturgy at the door of the dead body, and then at the human skin belonging to Xiao Wei that was hung near the door in the living room.

Qi Yu: "Why is this hanging here?"

The virtuous Auntie Sadako Tianluo replied: "It can't be dried." Because it can't be dried, she put it in the room to dry first. She hasn't figured out how to maintain human skin. She will go to Baidu after she is done.

#Whenever this time I always miss the little black cat#

A little black cat with a black hole stomach can always swallow a lot of things, and these swallowed things will be frozen in time, and it uses [-] times (﹃) saliva better than a refrigerator. Swallow and spit, your good helper.

Qiyu understood, turned his eyes to the very calm Thaumaturgy who was dizzy, and asked, "Why is my uncle here suddenly today?" The reason for the technique is "seeing things and thinking about people".

"Whenever I see this familiar over-the-top house, I think that the big devil will appear at any time." This is really a sad story.

Qiyu understands that the big demon king that Thaumaturgy refers to refers to his adoptive father, but he can't understand Thaumaturgy's complex psychology of being afraid of his adoptive father and a little nostalgic.

Uncle's psychology is really hard to guess.

Zhenzi arranged the meals that had been prepared a long time ago, let Qi Yu eat them, and then went to other places to tidy things up. Zhenzi was very persistent in keeping the house as it was when it was still there, and Qi Yu never thought about it. In the past, she wanted to stop Sadako's behavior, and even liked the feeling that her adoptive father was by her side.

So a teenager who adores his adoptive father with all his heart, you will never understand the bitterness of your uncle.

Today's weather is really good. When the sun shines from the window into the room and falls on the face of Thaumaturgy on the ground, Thaumaturge finally woke up.He looked around in a daze, and finally saw Qi Yu who was sitting on the sofa, sipping tea leisurely, muttering to himself: "I seem to have had a nightmare, dreaming that a terrifying human skin was actually pounced on my face... After finishing speaking, he turned his head and looked around, and after finding that everything was normal, he picked up his sunglasses from the ground, flicked his cool clothes, making it look like he had never experienced such a shameful thing as fainting, and walked to Qi Yu's side.

Thaumaturgy: "You're finally awake, and you look pretty good."

Qi Yu turned his head and nodded towards Thaumaturgy. Unlike Qi Xuan who always smiled gently, Qi Yu's expression was mostly calm and peaceful, but this kind of expression was more pleasant to Thaumaturgy. The psychological shadow of the gentle smile of the Great Demon King Qi Xuan has been for many years.

Seeing that Qi Yu really looked good, Thaumaturgy was relieved, how could he be a nephew who was specially picked up by the Great Demon King Qi Xuan to recognize him, how could he die or die casually, right?Thaumaturgy, who was completely at ease, put on his sunglasses again, and was about to wave goodbye to his not very cute nephew, when he saw Sadako walking in with a big package in her arms.

It was a standard courier package with a "STO Express" seal on it, but such an ordinary-looking package made Qi Yu, who had been expressionless all the time, twitch the corners of his lips, and there was a happy look in his eyes. Smiling, because the note on the package read "Sender: Qi Xuan".

I didn't expect to meet his brother sending something to his nephew on a rare trip, and wanted to see what Qi Xuan sent Qi Yu this time—in fact, I was a little jealous that Qi Xuan didn't send anything to himself—thaumaturgy, So he stayed, and decisively broke the seal.

then……

There's no after that……

Qiyu and Zhenzi watched in silence as Thaumaturgy fell backward again, the back of his head made an intimate thud against the floor - it hurt so much just to hear it - and then passed out.And on Thaumaturgy's face lay a group of black, oily and glossy little black cats.

"...==｜｜｜" This is the little black cat lying on Thaumaturgy's face.

"..." This was Qi Yu who looked at the little black cat curiously and didn't care about his uncle Yuchi at all.

"..." This is Sadako who silently stepped back three steps after seeing the little black cat.

Only the little black cat with the size of an adult man's palm silently climbed down from Thaumaturgia's face, feeling all sorts of embarrassment for Thaumaturgia who was so "delicate" that he was stunned by its "surprise", and turned slightly disgusted. Wagging his tail, after looking around the living room, he jumped onto the single sofa, facing Qi Yu, and happily raised his right front paw.

"YOOO~ boy, nice to meet you~"