Diary of the poisonous brother

"I looked at that girl, she looked lovely, very lovable. She had fair skin, oval face, willow-leaf eyebrows, and her eyes were as charming as stars, full of admiration and attachment to me. I knew that she was deeply attached to me. He fell in love with me, and he couldn't leave me from now on, he could only cling to my thigh as the center..."

Cough cough cough!When I was writing the paragraph above, before I finished it, the editor punched me into the sky with his punch that could cut through the sky, and shouted as he punched me: "Nie Ma, do you have some brains? You are No.1! No.1, do you know? No.1, how do you know what the other person is thinking? You think you are God... No, do you think you are the maggot in the other person’s stomach? You even knew that the other person fell in love with you? It was love at first sight, and you were still a woman at that time? Do you know Mary Sue? Do you know that once a creature like Mary Sue appears in a novel, it will definitely be sprayed by people? dead?"

Regarding this kind of insult from the editor, I just want to say - a female man who can cut the sky with a fist and crack the ground with a kick will not understand such things as the intuition of a beautiful boy.

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

Qi Qiandie looked at the girl in front of her with a smile, and said softly, "Is that beauty building very powerful?"

"Of course it's amazing. The beauty building has branches all over Kyushu, and the 81 and [-] states in Kyushu all have branches of the beauty building..." The girl chattered on and on about everything she knew, like a girl in Huaichun who was asking her Most lovers tell how much they love each other.

There was a faint flush on the face, and the eyes were full of obsession and intoxication. Anyone who saw the girl's appearance at this time would not doubt the love in her heart.

"Ah! The Acacia Sect's pupil art is really useful." Qi Qiandie looked at the girl's pretty and shy appearance, and sighed in her heart: "It's not even a girl, just look at her shy and shy Huaichun girl The appearance is also worth it...or how can I put it, women in love are the most beautiful."

Yes, the reason why the girl in front of her has become like this is entirely because Qi Qiandie used the Acacia Sect's pupil technique - within 1 minute, she can bend an upright woman into a lily girl, making her The other party is deeply obsessed with her ability, Qi Qiandie said that for the time being... if she looks like a girl, she probably won't have this ability in the future.

Although Qi Qiandie is only an abandoned son of the Hehuan Sect, she has learned from her family since she was a child and has practiced diligently, especially these enchanting techniques, which mostly rely on people's appearance, words and deeds, and some psychological hints However, although spiritual power is also needed for cultivation, it is only used to make things better.

To give the simplest example, if you look like Sister Feng or Wang Mouqiang, and your words and deeds are vulgar, then except for a few heavy taste lovers, even if you are a cultivator of Huashen level, there is no way to save that terrible hardware condition.

But when all your hardware conditions are up to standard, and your cultivation has reached a certain level, the result of adding the two is definitely not as simple as one plus one equals two, but one multiplied by... ahem, the result of one multiplied by one seems to be small. Plus one plus one.

In a word, Qi Qiandie is beautiful, and he has learned charm skills since he was a child. Although what he learned is only the superficial skills in the Acacia Sect, but coupled with his Yuanying-level cultivation, he will fascinate a monk in the foundation period It's a matter of minutes.

What's more, Qi Qiandie didn't intend to use the pupil technique to confuse the other party, but when he first met the other party, the other party was using the pupil technique on himself, and then under instinct, Qi Qiandie's body that had been trained for many years automatically operated the pupil technique.As a result, this operation not only instantly awakened Qi Qiandie from the opponent's pupil technique, but also broke through the opponent's defense in one fell swoop when the opponent was backlashed by his own pupil technique, making the opponent addicted to what he gave. In the dream.

"Miss, have you forgotten? Our flying ship is sent to serve those adults in Xiaoyao City." The girl looked at Qi Qiandie obsessively, and said in a dreamlike voice: "Young girl is so beautiful, she will definitely let you Those people in Happy City know how powerful our Beauty Building is."

What does being beautiful have to do with being powerful?

Qi Qiandie silently vomited badly in her heart. Through the conversation with this girl, Qi Qiandie has completely figured out what the so-called beauty building is, isn't it a "heaven and earth" in the world of self-cultivation?What kind of trouble is it that you say so awesome?

No wonder the girls in this building, even the maid serving tea, are practicing the pupil technique all the time. This is the rhythm of always being ready to meet a rich man on the road, and then go back.

But the realm of comprehension is the realm of comprehension, and opening a heaven and earth is so high-end and foreign.

Unlike today's errant women who work in the heaven and earth because they are forced to err, the girls in the beauty building are similar to the errant women in the 21st century, basically they voluntarily err—of course, Said it was forced by Lingshi, Qi Qiandie had no choice.

"At the Sea and Sky Feast of Later Generations, a peripheral girl can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars in a few days, which is equivalent to the lifetime salary of many ordinary people. I didn't expect that the world of cultivation is not inferior at all. This price list...even the dead are stunned when they see it. My heart is moving." Qi Qiandie looked at some price lists that the girl handed to him, touched his heart, and sighed.

Obviously, my heart would not be beating for a long time, but after seeing so many zeros, my mood still couldn't help but fluctuate.

No wonder so many women change their appearance and secretly go to the beauty building to work. The speed of making money is definitely much faster than robbery.

"By the way, what is Happy City you're talking about?" Qi Qiandie put down the price list and turned to look at the girl, although she knew it by the name, it was definitely not a decent occasion.

"Xiaoyao City is a city controlled by Master Xiaoyaozi, a master of Yunyao's spirit world, and it is also one of the largest cities in Kyushu." The girl cast a spell while using her hand as a brush to draw a picture on the wall. map.

It turns out that the Xiaoyao City that the girl mentioned is located in the center of Kyushu because of its particularly good geographical conditions. In addition, the surrounding products are rich in products. Not only are there many kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare and exotic animals, but there are even entrances to several large secret realms. , just near Happy City.

If the cities in Kyushu were also divided into N-tier cities according to the standards of Chinese cities, then even if Xiaoyao City was not an imperial capital at the imperial level, it would definitely be a magical capital at the king level.Although it has nothing to do with a cultural city or historical background, it is also a commercial and economical city, with a group of monks who love to spawn monsters living all the year round.

Every day when the secret realm is open, not only those who fantasize about brushing the secret realm, picking up top-level equipment, becoming senior monks, marrying Bai Fumei, ascending to the sky in one step, and finally ascending to the sky will go, and those who do business will go even more. Happy City is really crowded with people, bustling and bustling.

This time, the beauty building went to Xiaoyao City, because it will only be opened once every hundred years near Xiaoyao City, and the secret realm that is opened every time for one month will be opened after ten days.

But the difference is that other people go to Happy City to fight monsters and pick up equipment, while Meirenlou goes to Happy City to do business and make a fortune.

This is the same as the Sword [-] game. Every time a new version of the game is released, or after the team dungeon CD is updated every Monday, in addition to those who are particularly active in the team, there are also life players who sell small medicines, enchantments, and banquets on the world channel. Also extraordinarily many.

"This is simply... the version of the world of comprehension... a sea and sky feast." Qi Qiandie poured a cup of tea, then cut her finger, squeezed out a drop of water to melt into the tea, then picked up the tea bowl, and brought it in front of the girl, The voice said softly: "I swear by blood to witness our first meeting. I hope that every day in the future, you will think of our first meeting today."

If she was awake, the girl would definitely not drink this cup of tea of ​​unknown origin, but now she is not only backlashed by her pupil technique, but also by Qi Qiandie's illusion. Close the doors and windows, release a lot of sweet and fragrant roses in the room, and play the hand of sending flowers to beauties.

Under the condition of hallucinations and lack of oxygen in the brain, Qi Qiandie in the girl's eyes is no longer the new girl from the beauty building, but the sweetheart she has been thinking of.

If the sweetheart wants to swear with her blood, the silly girl will naturally drink the blood of the sweetheart obediently.

"So, women... Once you fall in love, your IQ will become negative." Qi Qiandie looked at the girl whose eyes began to become more and more confused after drinking tea, stretched out her hand and cut a knife on her finger, dripping first A few drops of blood, after the girl first served the dish, after confirming that the blood and the dish were completely fused, she brought the dish to the girl and said, "If you don't deliver the dish, the dish will be cold."

"Yes, master." The girl answered, picked up the plate, turned and walked out.

While the girl was delivering food, Qi Qiandie started to look at the girl's room. I have to say that the beauty building is quite rich, and even a maid can live in a single room. Although it is a bit small, the layout of the room is all the same. Exquisite and high-end.

"Local sect! But it's mine now." Qi Qiandie took a sip of tea and said to himself with a smile.

This kind of place that engages in double cultivation when there is nothing to do is simply created for Qi Qiandie, so that his corpse poison can be easily spread through the method of person-to-person transmission, making everyone a puppet in his hands.

Qi Qiandie decided to go to Xiaoyao City with the boat from Meirenlou, firstly to see if he could fish in troubled waters and make a small fortune, secondly, he wanted to take the opportunity to spread some more corpse poison, it is best to have the poison of the city, himself There is hope for ascending to Huashen.

But... Brother, did you forget something?Forget it, things that will be forgotten must be unimportant things, so I don't bother to care about him.