Diary of the poisonous brother

"What are you doing?" Qi Qiandie looked the boy up and down, took a few steps forward, laughed "hehe" twice, and said maliciously, "What do you think?"

"You...don't come here..." The young man took two steps back, looking at Qi Qiandie with vigilance and anxiety.

Qi Qiandie stopped and looked at the young man with red lips and white teeth. The most important thing is that his skin is delicate, ruddy and shiny, which naturally exudes a pink light, which is so attractive and delicious that people just look at it. I can't help but want to touch it, try to see if it is as good as it looks.

Although Qi Qiandie is not a human being, he possesses almost all the inferiority of human beings, so he not only stretched out his hand to touch it, but also touched it heavily. After touching it, he put his hand to his nose and smelled it. A faint fragrance came to the nostrils.

"Eh? Is there such a thing as body fragrance? Gu Rencheng, don't deceive me." Qi Qiandie said with an intoxicated face.

After speaking, he stuck out his tongue again.

Yes, stick out your tongue.

then……

Amidst the terrified eyes of everyone and the sound of deep breathing, Qi Qiandie licked her hand with an expression comparable to that of a drug addict at the onset of drug addiction, then slowly closed her eyes, and licked it with her tongue with a face full of memories. It took him a while to open his eyes. He looked at the young man with enthusiasm, and praised: "It tastes so good... Hey, why do you have such expressions? Why, do you have something to say?"

Faced with the expression of "uncle policeman, this is the man, get him out quickly", Qi Qiandie slightly restrained the small look of hunger on her face, cleared her throat, straightened her expression, and put on a As if nothing had happened and with a cute and pure look, he looked at everyone and asked.

Everyone was silent and just looked at Qi Qiandie silently.

"Hey! Don't be like this, don't you look at Ren's family like this? This will put a lot of pressure on Ren's family." Qi Qiandie blinked, her innocent face was full of doubts and incomprehension.

Everyone remained silent, but continued to look at Qi Qiandie silently.

Seeing that no one responded to her words, Qi Qiandie had no choice but to resist the idea of ​​"the human world is so troublesome, why not swallow it in one gulp", and continued to put on a "modest and studious" pure and obedient loli, with a milky voice He opened his mouth and asked, "If you have any opinions...just say it. Although you look at me sincerely, if you don't say it, I don't know."

"Uh..." The crowd continued to watch Qi Qiandie forcefully.

I saw Qi Qiandie turned her head tilted like a normal loli at this time, her little hands were pulling her hair, and her eyebrows were furrowed, as if she had encountered something very distressing. The hungry and gloomy look just now.

"Hey... can you talk? Don't talk anymore, be careful I will put you..." Qi Qiandie took a deep breath, slowly swallowed the urge to eat everyone, and said patiently: "Don't talk again, be careful I...I cry, you see."

When Qi Qiandie said the above words, he only felt his heart was stuffy, his mood fluctuated, and he was about to be unable to breathe... Well, the poisonous corpse is a dead person, it doesn't have a heartbeat, let alone breathe, so Heart stuffed with a ball of yarn.

However, as an evil villain who is cool, handsome, and cool, he is forced to make a living by being cute by a group of fishy-lipped humans. This is really unacceptable.

The most important thing is, if it is really because of something that I have done, such as killing someone, setting a fire, destroying a door, robbing a dart, black gold, PVE lying on the battlefield, PVP blocking the sky, even if It's better to cut milk yolk DPS in the arena than to be watched by people after licking your fingers.

Although the act of licking fingers... well, it's not very refined, but it's not enough to be reduced to being surrounded by people, right?I am still a child, a cute little loli, little loli licking her fingers or something, even if she is surrounded by people, shouldn’t it attract a group of strange uncles and aunts to shout "so kawaii" or something ?As for looking at yourself with this expression like seeing a ghost?

Qi Qiandie thought so, but couldn't help touching his face with both hands. Although he couldn't see it, the touch of his fingers told him that he was still a smooth-skinned good girl... Zhengtai, he didn't become a big poison in an instant corpse.

But...why didn't I become a big poisonous corpse? Why did I have to be surrounded by these fish-lipped humans with hell...no, an expression uglier than hell?

Isn't it just to go to the vegetable market to buy a vegetable, and then see that today's small fresh meat is extraordinarily delicious, so I can't help but lick it to taste the taste, is there such a fuss?It is allowed to taste the taste first when buying vegetables in the vegetable market, and the boss also allows...well, although Xiao Xianrou himself did not allow it, and it is more... unhygienic to lick Xiao Xianrou directly.

But as a diner, I am not afraid of getting sick. A piece of meat dares to show such disgusting face. Da's little poison is too much to eat, right?Be careful, I will find the worst chef to cook you, and then I will feed you to pigs.

Qi Qiandiezhuo continued to think about why he was surrounded by crowds while thinking about it, but after thinking about it, he finally came up with one idea - brother is a big poisonous corpse who never makes things difficult for him, so……

As a big poisonous corpse who never made things difficult for herself, Qi Qiandie decided to let it go when she really couldn't figure it out. Anyway...what's wrong with being ugly?I can't see it myself, it's you who are disgusting.

Qi Qiandie was thinking hard there, but he didn't know the series of actions he thought he was cute and cute. Because the time, place and occasion were all wrong, in the eyes of everyone, he had become a bad Yu girl who had been in the brothel for a long time. Xiaoxian's naked eyes were full of lust, while he was not suspicious of Xiaoxianrou, he didn't care that he hadn't entered the room to turn on the light, but in broad daylight, he used the look and expression of "my sister will eat you" to Xiaoxian. The bad behavior of Xianrou molesting innocent boys.

And for this kind of vicious behavior of flirting with innocent boys with hands and feet, normal human beings will react as follows...

"Stinking rogue!"

"Huh?" Qi Qiandie was taken aback, he felt that he needed to go to the Luoyang teahouse to kill two Haoqi and calm down, otherwise how could he hear someone scolding him...

"shameless!"

"Who are you scolding?" Feeling that Luoyang Teahouse's murderous spirit seemed to be unable to satisfy her restless heart, Qi Qiandie felt that she should go to a big fight before calming down.

Well, today's big fight is - big fight!The hero is in the sky... At the door, there is a centipede and a chicken.

"What do you say?"

"Are you talking..." Qi Qiandie looked at the young man, and the young man looked at Qi Qiandie without showing any sign of weakness. They looked at each other for a while, and Qi Qiandie suddenly barked like a kitten with fur Get up, "You fart! How can I be shameless? No matter how shameless I am, you are not as shameless as you are!"

"Why am I shameless?"

"You have no face anywhere!"

"You don't have any face, so... so..." Crying and crying, being a woman, and a girl, or... a woman with such a profession is so frivolous, how can people talk about it!

The young man couldn't hold it back, and touched the place where he was treated lightly with his hands, it was wet, and there was still saliva, which smelled a little...scented.

Feeling the faint scent from between his fingers, recalling the warmth and dampness from his cheeks just now, the boy's face turned red unsatisfactorily.

"What happened to me? Didn't I just lick you? There are also samples in the supermarket. If I don't lick it, how do I know if your meat is delicious or not? If the meat is not fragrant or delicious, I will You have worked so hard during the day, but you don't eat well. I didn't treat you for nothing... Hey, hey! I haven't finished my sentence yet, why are you running?" Qi Qiandie suddenly blushed when she saw it , covering his face and running away, the young man scratched his head in confusion, looked back at the maid who had been watching for a long time, pointed to the direction where the young man disappeared and asked, "What's wrong with him? Is he sick? "

"Uh... probably because you're shy?" The maid answered after pondering for a while.

"Why are you shy? What's there to be shy about?" Qi Qiandie didn't understand anymore.

When it comes to food, isn’t it that the chef can do whatever he wants, braise it in soy sauce, steam it if he wants it, and whatever else he wants, can he still get a tip?

"Uh... this..." The maid had a slightly weird smile on her face, "Chicken."

"What about boy chicken? Boy chicken just has more protein and tastes better. What can you be proud of?" Qi Qiandie was still indignant, although Baidu Encyclopedia said that "boy chicken is white and tender, fat and beautiful, with a lotus fragrance, Salty, fragrant and crispy, the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes", which means that it tastes particularly good.

But so what if it tastes good?Rely on the taste to commit murder!

While thinking aggrievedly, Qi Qiandie grabbed the maid next to her and took a bite. Although it didn't taste like chicken, it was very crunchy.

Originally, what Qi Qiandie wanted was to attack gradually and slowly—to make a mess in the kitchen, add her own blood to the dishes when everyone was not paying attention, and then unknowingly, send everywhere.

But now Qi Qiandie suddenly doesn't want to, he wants to change his strategy, he needs to be calm and calm.

It is calm to kill Haoqi in Luoyang teahouse, it is calm to block the gate of the first line of heaven, and of course it is calm to eat people now.

Although the taste is not particularly good, Qi Qiandie does not dislike it.

Eat a few that smell good, and then keep the rest of the maids, let them take their own blood and give it to other people on the ship-this simple and violent method is more in line with your own... Ahem, IQ.