Diary of the poisonous brother

On X, X, 2014, sunny

Today, the uncles took me to brush the small dungeon. On the way to level up, Uncle Xie, while fighting monsters, did not forget the older generation of revolutionary martyrs who have been remembering the magic gate with me.

Reminisce about their high morality; admire.

Originally remembering is just remembering, for Mao, after you have finished remembering, you still have to sigh, "The magic sect is really not as good as one crop", "Why Mao's current demon sect are all guys with poor ideological quality", "Why Mao's current demon sect It's all so" what.

Although I understand Master Xie's feeling of worrying about his family and education, and I don't quite understand why Master Xie wants to look at me when he speaks, but I feel that if I don't stop him from continuing to chatter, his high-altitude flower The image will soon be ruined.

"Why are all the magic sects so unscrupulous now, because all the moral sects are dead." After I finished speaking, I thought about it again, and felt that the Chinese language was too broad and profound. Conscience added, "Because of integrity, I died."

Do you understand?Uncle!

BY The above content is based on the article "The Autobiography of Qi Qiandie, the Extreme Demon Venerable" in "Tianyijiao Ideological and Moral Introductory Textbook".This is the content that must be taken in the final exam every year, so please memorize it by heart.

Regardless of Xie Zhihua who was embarrassed by his own words, Qi Qiandie put away the shoes and walked up to the three girls.

The gift from the third daughter was very ordinary, nothing more than dozens of bottles of Ningling Pills.Ningling Pill is a elixir specially for the disciples of the day after tomorrow. It is useless to the disciples who established the foundation. Although it is not a very good gift, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat. Qi Qiandie does not dislike it at all. .

Outer disciples only distributed two bottles a month, and he got dozens of bottles at once, which could keep up with his quota for several years.Even if you can't use it up, it's good to keep it and sell it in the future, or use it to make good friends.

Compared to the ordinary gifts given to the three women, Lei Junjue is considered a big local tyrant, and all he has to offer is a piece of... ahem, a handkerchief.

Seeing Qi Qiandie's surprised expression, Lei Jun explained with a smile: "This is a magic weapon that I forged at will when I was young. It's called 'Qing Luopa' just now. It's as light as a cloud of smoke. Although it doesn't fly fast, it can fly quickly. It is very stable, and the most important thing is that it is very beautiful and beautiful, very suitable for little girls like you. There are other advantages, so I won’t tell you about it, I will study it by myself after my little nephew builds the foundation.”

"Thank you Uncle Lei." Qi Qiandie looked at Lei Jun in surprise and joy, took the handkerchief in his hand, and saw the information on the handkerchief as soon as he took it, "'Qing Luopa' yellow character five-level flying magic weapon, Use level [-]."

Level [-]!I'm only level ten now!Let's work hard!

Qi Qiandie clenched her fists and secretly cheered herself on.

"Cut! Lei Jun, your master is the master craftsman of our Tianyi Sect, and you are his direct disciple. It's too cunning to try to defeat our little nephew with just a yellow-level magic weapon." Feiyang Sun said Qi Qiandie's eyes lit up, and she turned her head to look over.

Now that you have said that, if it is not too unscrupulous, what Sun Feiyang brought out should be a better thing, right?

It's done!Get rich this time!

Qi Qiandie smiled "hehe", although it was a bit unethical to smirk in front of the girl, but in the face of interests, who would care about the girl?

As a protagonist of Destiny, if he gave up the benefits he got for the sake of a few girls, he would be scolded by the readers as "sperm on the brain".What's more, as the protagonist of Destiny, although my behavior is a bit bad in the eyes of the general public, in the eyes of my brother's harem, they will definitely make it up as a playful and leisurely wandering in the world, straightforward, simple and unaffected.

"Hehe..." Looking at Qi Qiandie's beauty as if the entire starry sky, the eyes in her eyes, staring at his eyes affectionately, Sun Feiyang took out one... one...

"Eh? This is for me?" Qi Qiandie opened her mouth wide, looking at the object in Feiyang's hand, two large characters "enemy" flashed in her mind.

For a long time, Qi Qiandie thought that he was the man standing at the top of the food chain - he was the only one who made people feel that it would be enough to just "hehe" at this time, but he couldn't bring him this feeling.but now……

"Hehe..." Qi Qiandie really didn't know what to say.

"What? Don't you like it? I think it's pretty good. Not only is it a Xuanzi-level treasure, but look at this style and material. It's the most popular this year." Sun Feiyang said while taking advantage of Qi Qiandie Without paying attention, he hung the thing in his hand around his neck, pulled it away from the left and right, smoothed it with his hands, and said with a smile while stroking: "How beautiful, it's still a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water."

"Ah? Uncle Sun, what are you doing? Let go!" Qi Qiandie, who was awakened by Sun Feiyang's obvious behavior of eating tofu, broke away from Sun Feiyang's hand, jumped back in fright, first instinctively covered her chest, and then thought It was wrong, and changed to cover the important part of the lower body.

It's not that he is afraid that Feiyang Sun will become a beast in front of others, but because he looks like a woman, but his internal structure is also a man. There is a penis under the skirt, okay!

Although the penis is small, it can be felt with one touch.

"I'm fine, I just touched it, it feels good." Sun Feiyang stood up as if nothing had happened, and glanced at everyone as if nothing had happened.

Morality or something, what is the Demon Sect going to do?

"Woo..." Qi Qiandie had a bitter face, was she being molested by a man?Why is Renmei so troublesome?

"Uncle... sister..." Qi Qiandie turned her head, looked at the others pitifully, her small eyes of forbearance and grievance passed over everyone's faces one by one, and then she turned her head... and threw herself into Concubine Gu's face. arms.

"Sun Feiyang, you really hate me. I've hated you so much since I was a child. Qiandie is such a young child, and you... actually... send..." Concubine Gu instinctively hugged Qi Qiandie in her arms, and looked at Qi Qiandie in anger and anxiety. With Sun Feiyang.

"I'm wronged. This is a defensive magic weapon made by the Hehuan Sect, not me. A place like the Hehuan Sect... this apron is already the least revealing." Feiyang muttered softly, really , What a beautiful apron, the clouds are brocade, the moonlight is the line, when you caress it is as comfortable as touching the lover's skin, the most important thing is that it has high practical value, it is not afraid of water, fire, knives, and guns. To be said so.

The magic weapon of the Acacia sect is known as "sex and practicality". It is regarded as the most precious treasure by all lovers in the world. If it weren't for my countless ex-girlfriends, no one else was present when they died, and there was no guidance after death. The heir to the treasure's inheritance may not yet fall into my hands.

"Hey! I really don't know what the fairy who made this magic weapon looks like?" Sun Feiyang tilted his head and sighed, "The Hehuan Sect is a well-known beauty nest, but it is too hidden from the world, not Jiuzhong. It's a major event in the sky, and I won't come out for a while. I've grown up so much, and I haven't seen a live Hehuan sect. But I can also understand that beauties are always aloof and don't care about common things."

A living Hehuan Sect?You said that you seem to have seen the dead Hehuan sect.

It's not that he is aloof and doesn't care about ordinary things, but because he feels that the creatures outside are too ugly, and it will hurt his eyes if he looks at it, and he is afraid that he will grow crooked after looking at it twice.