Diary of the poisonous brother

If the boss that DPS hate the most is Ying Huaizhu - just after the outbreak, he will tell you to listen to music.

Then the BOSS that nannies hate the most is undoubtedly Yin Suyan--the 818 battle called for not running away, was beaten to death by the BOSS, and even sprayed me as a DPS of water milk.

Obviously, Concubine Gu is the kind of DPS that nannies hate the most. Not only did she not run away, but she even yelled "just in time" at Mochizuki Fox, and then rushed forward with her weapon in hand.

Even though Concubine Gu's level is a little lower, her fighting skills are still good, especially with the sword in her hand combined with a magic weapon, she is not at all inferior to Wang Yuehu, no wonder she is confident that only these few people will come Pick ylang-ylang grass.

But how can the BOSS during the roll call compare with the general BOSS?Although under the magic weapon of Concubine Gu, Moon Fox's skills were severely suppressed, but when he swung his claws, a half-foot-long bloodstain was left on Concubine Gu's shoulder.

Flesh and flesh were flying, dripping with blood, it looked very scary.

"Ah!" Concubine Gu's face turned pale, and she let out a scream, and then blood spurted out of her mouth, and her body flew upside down.

"Concubine!" Seeing that Concubine Gu was in trouble, the other five people were about to rush over when they saw a white-purple light flying from outside the cave, and the light fell on Concubine Gu's wound.

In just a split second, the wound, which was already a visible bone, became intact.

"What's going on here?" Concubine Gu stared blankly at the place where the wound was originally, her skin was as fair as before, and there were only broken clothes, telling her that everything she saw just now was not an illusion.

Just when Concubine Gu ignored the moon-watching fox who was rushing towards her and looked at her wound in a daze, Qi Qiandie who was hiding outside the cave finally couldn't help but jumped out, pointed at Concubine Gu and shouted: "What are you looking at?" ? Run! Run! You are so stupid! I have never seen you so stupid!"

Although it is wrong to scold a girl, but as a team leader, when I saw parallel imports, I became angry, so why do you care if you are a girl or not?Do you think the leader really likes to spray people?Because the team leader is soft and gentle, the chance of entanglement is quite high - there is no way, there are too many strange things in the game, and the team leader is too soft and gentle to suppress those strange things.

"You mean me?" Concubine Gu turned her head and stared at Qi Qiandie angrily.

When PVP people show off their superiority, they always like to say that the biggest difference between PVP and PVE is that the opponents of PVP are five fierce and courageous opponents who are like wolves and tigers, while the opponent of PVE is just a low-level artificial intelligence quotient.

But in fact, this is not the case. The biggest difference between PVP and PVE is that the opponents of PVP are five fierce and courageous opponents who are like wolves and tigers, while the opponents of PVE are likely to be... 24 brave and foolish opponents. To the point where people can't help but wonder, the pig teammate of "rescue soldiers invited by your BOSS".

But now, Concubine Gu's usually cute expression and tone perfectly interpreted a word - teammate pig.

"Damn it! I met the legendary pig teammate. Fortunately, this group is named and immortal. I hope I can go there hard." Looking at Concubine Gu's silly and cute look, Qi Qiandie yelled helplessly in her heart. .

In fact, Qi Qiandie said that Concubine Gu is a pig teammate, which is a bit unfair and disgusting, because the reason why Concubine Gu was stunned was because she was bluffed by Qi Qiandie's weird appearance.

He picked up a small branch with a strange shape in his hand, first drew a circle with both hands, and formed a circle. His hands met directly in front of his body, and then his body floated into the sky without wind, and a purple-white light that was familiar to Concubine Gu appeared. In Qi Qiandie's hand, Qi Qiandie pointed at the branch in his hand, and the light ball immediately ran towards the target along the direction of the branch like lightning, turning into a purple-white light connecting the target and Qi Qianqi.

"It was you who saved me?" Concubine Gu looked at Sun Feiyang who had a wound on his body, but under the purple light bath, his body immediately became intact, and said with a look of shock.

"Really, what's so interesting about me? Isn't it just an ice silkworm? Is there something that looks good?" Why do you use the ice silkworm that can only heal one target instead of five targets at a time? Drunken Dancing for Nine Days?relative!Drunk dance is to turn the whole body upside down 360 degrees, okay? If you turn like this in three dimensions, it will reveal the inner part of the body, okay?It’s not a big deal to expose the little inside, the key is to keep spinning like this, do you think you are a small colorful flag that can spin for four hours in a row?Brother turned around four times and felt like throwing up.

Looking at the pig teammate Gu Fei, Qi Qiandie really wanted to cry without tears. While calculating the damage of Mochizuki Fox in her heart, preparing to predict and reduce the damage, she silently vomited in her heart, "You run, you run fast! , See if I have a use? Look at me, I can't help you, really, if you order mine" Wait... I seem to be able to help her.

In the game, I can only watch my teammates being called and then beaten to death by the boss, because there is no way to catch my teammates and run away in the game, but now it is a happy three-dimensional, in the three-dimensional, brother can not only lead Gu Concubine ran together, and it was okay...

Princess hug!

Qi Qiandie thought so, and he did it too, wrapping her arms around the beauty's waist with one hand, and cupping her pretty buttocks with the other, she hugged her as if lightly and flew away, but... the bridge bean sack, obviously I want to hug her Concubine, why am I hugging you now?

Looking at the stinky man in his arms who looked at her with a shocked expression on his face, Qi Qiandie felt that his innocence was ruined.

In fact, it is easy to understand the matter of hugging the wrong person.As a nanny, in order to heal the wounded at the first time, the target is often locked on the BOSS, so that I can easily see which BOSS's target is, and I will automatically switch the target of the target with one key, that is, the target of the BOSS. save people.

It was the same when he was saving people just now, Qi Qiandie habitually hugged the target, but what he didn't expect was that the moment he switched targets, Mochizuki changed his name.

"That... thank you... Uncle Xie... I... I..." Feeling the killing intent coming from Xie Zhihua's body, Qi Qiandie suddenly felt the paws touching his little butt tremble, and the claws slipped from the little butt At the knee, "Uncle, I said I didn't do it on purpose, do you believe me?" If I knew it was you, I promise not to save you.

"Do you think I should believe it?" Xie Zhihua stared at Qi Qiandie's face, his voice almost came out from between his teeth.

It wasn't that he suddenly discovered that Qi Qiandie's face was extraordinarily good-looking, but that he didn't dare to look at other people's expressions. He knew with his toes that the image of Tianyi's teacher Kaolin Zhihua was completely ruined.

"Uncle Master, you have to believe it." Qi Qiandie was about to cry. There was a fierce spirit asking him before, and then Wang Yuehu chased him down. Do you want to play him like this?

"Give me a reason to believe in you." Xie Zhihua moved his wrist, and pressed the sword in his hand to Qi Qiandie's neck.

"Uh..." Master Uncle, I can actually understand your mood at this time. A big man is held in his arms by a little loli. If you talk about this kind of thing... Well, it probably won't be fatal to say it. , "Uncle Master, I actually..." Tell the truth that I am actually a man?This, this... a man being held in another man's arms, this is no longer a solution that can be solved by killing someone, this is the rhythm of killing someone and then committing suicide to prove his innocence.

"Uncle, don't shake your hands, don't shake your hands." Feeling the coolness from his neck, he looked at Xie Zhihua's "I was trampled, I was bullied, I was humiliated, I was betrayed." After arriving at Ting Huan's little sample, Qi Qiandie raised her head and decided not to add insult to injury, and told the other party that she was a man, "Uncle, the reason why I did this was because I was in a hurry and worried about Uncle. I'm the only one who..."

"Get to the point!" Xie Zhihua's hand holding the sword exerted force, and a string of tiny blood beads seeped out from Qi Qiandie's cut skin.

Seeing Xie Zhihua's murderous look, Qi Qiandie decided to tell a big lie to his idol, Senior Zhizunbao.

"The point is..." You are unkind, I am unrighteous, uncle, don't blame me.

Qi Qiandie blinked her eyes, big tears streaming down her eyes, a hint of sadness appeared on her beautiful face, and she said shyly in a mosquito voice: "Master, I am pleased with you."

As soon as the words fell, Qi Qiandie only felt a slight explosion in his heart. With the sound of the explosion, he felt that something in his body was leaving quietly.

Farewell, my morals.

Qi Qiandie mourned the departure of Lord Jiecao, the sadness on her face became more obvious, and her expression became more charming and lovable.

"What? What did you say?" Xie Zhihua couldn't believe his ears. He shook his hand and almost stabbed the sword in Qi Qiandie's neck, "Say it again!"

"Uncle Master, be careful, Qiandie will take a step first." How can you say such a disgusting line again?You are not a girl!

Hey Hey hey!You make it clear to me.

Before Xie Zhihua could say anything, he felt Qi Qiandie's hand clenched, and then his body was thrown out heavily.He stretched out his hand almost instinctively, trying hard to grab Qi Qiandie's hand, but was pushed further away by the poignantly smiling opponent.

From Xie Zhihua's point of view, Qi Qiandie, who had always had a miserable face, raised his head and showed a beautiful smile at himself when he was thrown up, and then he waved the branch in his hand decisively, The body then floated up, a pair of purple butterfly wings were on her back, and after a flash, it turned into countless purple butterflies and disappeared instantly.

Looking at Qi Qiandie, who was floating in the air, surrounded by purple butterflies like a fairy, smiling peacefully, Xie Zhihua only felt that a certain string in his heart seemed to be plucked.

Qi Qiandie smiled at Xie Zhihua again, raised her eyes to look at Moonwatching Fox rushing towards her, put the insect flute to her lips, and played it slowly.

Along with the sound of the flute, there was a line of lyrics that Xie Zhihua had never heard before, but it had a soul-stirring feeling.

"Yalaso, that's Qian-die-tu-xiang!"

Sing out, there is no wood!