Diary of the poisonous brother

The reason why beef is delicious is that the diet of cattle is simpler than that of pigs.

According to scientific research, the more simple the animal is, the more delicious the meat will be.

You only need to think about the recipes of human beings, and you will know the taste of human beings... If you talk too much, you will cry. You cried and said to me that the legendary story eats a living person when nothing is wrong, drinks blood, and praises "the best tonic" when it is over. , it tastes good" The guys in it are all liars.

I also want to know that the reason why those guys eat human flesh and drink human blood is either for practicing kung fu or medical treatment, or because they are perverted neuropathes and pretend to be cool and handsome to attract attention and create topics.

Leave him alone for the time being, as long as his psychology is not abnormal, no one will love him.The latter...

A pervert is not mentally retarded, can he openly say that human flesh is not tasty and human blood is not good to drink?To be honest, there is no such thing as "cold, noble, handsome and cool". Isn't this shooting yourself in the foot?

Of course, if the human flesh is handled well, it is also extremely delicious. It is precisely "steamed with clean water, so that it is fat, tender and soft, and easy to swallow; Drops of essence and blood are fragrant; mortals have no taste and must be marinated, soaked three times and dried with vegetable soup", let alone, it is full of saliva.

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In addition, editor's note: Disciples of Tianyi Sect, please do not discuss any relevant content of this chapter in front of Elder Qianshitang.Any violation will be at your own risk.

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

"Did you make a mistake? You actually played a sneak attack!"

Qi Qiandie jumped back to avoid Jun Shandao's fist, or should be said to be a flying knife, because at the moment Jun Shandao swung his fist, dozens of flying knives flew out of his fist, aiming at Qi Qiandie's big acupoints all over his body. shoot.

The flying knives flew across the sky and covered the earth, with a fast and urgent speed, and a sinister and dangerous angle. Wherever it went, broken leaves and branches were like lightning, which was irresistible.

If it wasn't for Qi Qiandie's physical transformation in the Poisonous Dragon Cave, she could already perform all kinds of difficult acrobatic moves with her own body. But being pierced into a hornet's nest by a flying knife is definitely not a good memory.

"Funny! Do you dare to let me change my mind from the battle? Let's see that Brother Qie Poison Sutra will poison you to death in minutes!" Qi Qiandie glanced back, and was pierced into a sieve by a flying knife, which caused him to have a phobia of dense objects The locust tree that had popped out silently wiped off the cold sweat in his heart, turned his head and pointed at Junshan Island and cursed.

Come on with me!Come on with me!You and I scold each other, so I can get out of my mind!

Qi Qiandie prayed silently in her heart, and by the way complained about her poor ability to get rid of the five poisons.

Those who have fought offense and defense understand all the five poisons. After dying, they return to life. They all meditate and return to blue under the instructions of their instigators. Short legs chased after him; he flew over the cliff with a light kung fu, and you are... sorry, you have already been chased and stabbed to death by the hostile Tiance because you ran too slowly.

"I dare not! How about it?" Jun Shandao smiled meanly, and with a wave of his wrist, a yellow token appeared in his hand, "Look at the knife!"

Following the sound of Junshan Island, the blades of the flying knives that had been firmly nailed to the locust tree trembled for a while, and then flew out of the locust tree one after another, surrounding Qi Qiandie in a patterned pattern.

The small Willow Leaf Flying Knife is sharp and bright, and it is not extraordinary at first glance.

"Fuck! You don't need to do this, buddy? Are you killing someone?" Qi Qiandie twitched the corners of her mouth, and unconsciously took two steps back, but the flying knives all over the sky followed him as if they were spiritual. After a few steps, "Do you want to play so big? The sect has a rule that the same sect should be friendly and not harm each other."

"It's okay, as long as you don't die, I will leave you a sigh of relief." Jun Shandao looked at Qi Qiandie's frightened look, with a smug smile on his face, shook the token again, and pinched it. Fajue shouted: "Change!"

The blade of the flying knife vibrated for a while, and then in Qi Qiandie's almost desperate eyes, one turned into two, and two turned into four, from dozens of handles to hundreds of handles.

"Crap! Help!" Qi Qiandie screamed, and ran away without hesitation.

"Yeah?" Facing Qi Qiandie's calm and unlimited behavior, Jun Shandao was startled at first, and then sneered, "Young man, do you think you can run away like this? You are so sweet."

Jun Shandao shook the order talisman in his hand again, but just as he was about to pinch the formula with his empty hand, he felt like being bitten by a mosquito on the back of his hand. Although it didn't hurt, the movement of pinching the formula was interrupted.

"Do you still dare to fight back?" Jun Shandao looked at Qi Qiandie who was running away with a mouse in the field, and was about to activate the token again when he felt another pain in the back of his hand, "You think this little trick can stump me ?"

Jun Shandao laughed back in anger, he wanted to let Qi Qiandie know that Qi Qiandie's drizzle of attack would not do him any good except to irritate him.

"How can I fight back?" I just took the time to throw a withering Gu to interrupt, and then threw a thousand threads to slow down.

Although being chased by someone like this is ugly and hurts self-esteem, but to be honest... Qi Qiandie is used to it.

After all, in PVP, whether it’s the battlefield, arena, field or offense and defense, the Five Poisons is a group ridicule class that spends its life on milk, even if the enemy finds out after killing you, “This guy turned out to be a poison scripture? What a waste.” The same is true for "labor-management skills", anyway, it is always in various circles that jump up and down.

"Hmph! How dare you speak hard! It seems that I won't teach you a lesson." Jun Shandao pointed at Qi Qiandie with the token in his hand.

A flying knife, which Qi Qiandie had dodged, suddenly made a sharp turn, like lightning, aimed at his left eye and flew towards him.

"Fuck!" Qi Qiandie couldn't dodge in time, only felt a sharp pain in his head, and then his eyes went dark, and he couldn't see anything.

If it was Qi Qiandie who was a month old, he had never suffered this kind of pain, he would have hugged his head and cried on the ground because of the pain, crying for his father and mother to call an ambulance.But after coming out of the poisonous dragon cave, although the pain of blindness was really painful, compared with the pain when he was dying from poisoning, it was nothing worth mentioning. But it made his brain more sober.

Qi Qiandie grabbed the handle of the flying knife on her left eye with her backhand, and pulled it out with all her heart.

In an instant, blood splashed, and the warm liquid fell on Qi Qiandie's exquisite and unparalleled pretty face. He frowned slightly, covering his injured eye with one hand, and looking at the flying knife in his other intact eye, he felt Although the vision in front of him was blood-red and blurred, he could still clearly see the rolling eyeball dangling from the tip of the knife drenched in blood.

Qi Qiandie's expression was a little helpless, and he suddenly understood the feelings of Han Chang and Xiahou Dun when they drew their arrows and ate their eyes.Think about it, tens of thousands of armies on both sides are fighting, and when our chief general is slashing people with a plank knife, he suddenly shoots a cold arrow and is blinded by the arrow.At this time, if the arrow was not pulled out immediately, and an arrow was poked in the eye, it would be dangerous and affect the efficiency of killing people.

But then again, the arrow was pulled out, the radish was pulled out and the mud was pulled out, and there was an eyeball stuck on the arrow.But the military situation is urgent, so I can't find a box to confess, so I have to "don't waste the blood of parents".

Shall I try it too?Before tasting the delicious and delicious uncle, give yourself a shot first?

But it feels too cruel, doesn't it?And I don't know if it's because of my own eyeball, or because I'm no longer human, this eyeball doesn't have the sweet and heartbreaking smell of a living person at all, but instead has a rancid smell that only a dead body has.

Qi Qiandie frowned in disgust. Judging from the color, appearance and warmth, it was a fresh eyeball that couldn't be fresher, but the taste was so unbearable.

In the end to eat or not to eat?

Standing aside, Junshandao, who was full of malice, urged the talisman in his hand, and Qi Qiandie shook the blade of the flying knife in his hand, and even broke away from his hand, and flew towards Junshandao with that eyeball.

With a "pop", the eyeballs fell to the ground.

There was another "pop", the eyeballs were stepped on by a pair of feet, and the owner of the feet looked at Qi Qiandie provocatively, stood on tiptoe, and ruthlessly stomped on it.

"What a hatred!" Qi Qiandie turned to look at Junshan Island.

On the other hand, Jun Shandao raised his head proudly, sneer, provocation, contempt and other expressions flashed in his eyes one by one, "Damn bastard, ruin your face, look at you... Do you think your attack is like a mosquito bite?" is that useful?"

That is to say, but Jun Shandao was still very worried, checked the wound in his hand with his spiritual sense, and circulated his true energy in his body for a small week, and reconfirmed that he had not been plotted, so he was relieved and continued. Wielding the talisman, he controlled the flying knife to attack Qi Qiandie.

Members of the same sect are not allowed to kill each other, so Jun Shandao doesn't want Qi Qiandie's life, and the person who created Qi Qiandie will not allow himself to take his life, but...

I can't kill you and ruin your face, right?Disfigured and blind, let's see how you can deceive people in the future.

The flying knife controlled by Junshandao didn't hurt Qi Qiandie's other places, but just focused on cutting Qi Qiandie's beautiful and unparalleled face with one knife after another.

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