Diary of the poisonous brother

Amid the faint smell of blood, Qi Qiandie opened her eyes in a daze, looking at the stiff figure beside the bed because she woke up, before she had time to figure out where the smell of blood came from, she suddenly felt happy...

Ouch!beauty!Waking up with a beautiful woman on the bed, this kind of treatment that only the protagonist can have, finally...

etc!This is a man?

Just about to get up, Qi Qiandie took the beauty's little hand to show that she was fine, like a deflated ball, threw herself back on the bed, turned over and prepared to squint again...

hold on!What is this man holding in his hand?

Qi Qiandie, who was blinded by the cold light of the dagger, was shocked suddenly, jumped up from the bed, grabbed the beauty's hand, and said in a cute and cute voice: "This uncle, how long are you?" You are so handsome and handsome, how can you do this kind of rough work? Just let the Ren family do this kind of rough work. If you have something to say, put down the knife first."

As Qi Qiandie spoke, she felt that her heart was bleeding silently. It wasn't because of her unscrupulous lying—his lower limit was not so high that she would be bleeding because of telling a little lie, but because The other person's appearance.

I saw him wearing a white Taoist robe, with extremely handsome appearance, white skin like jade, curved willow eyebrows, starry eyes with melancholy, and a fairy posture. Just looking at his face, he looks like a daughter's family, or the white lotus that men love most. No wonder Qi Qiandie mistook her for a woman at first sight.

But the stern and heroic aura on his body is what most women lack, so after the first surprise, few people will mistake him for a woman again.

If I look like this too, I shouldn't be mistaken for a woman, right?

Qi Qiandie mourned silently in her heart, the one in front of her should be the one that both men and women love, right?Good-looking, but not a pussy.

"Brother Qi, if you grow up to be like me." The young Taoist snatched the dagger, put it in his sleeve, poked Qi Qiandie's soft face with his middle finger, and said angrily: "Then It's not being treated as a woman, but as a woman who is neither male nor female... Do you still pout? Do you see how many men pout at every turn?"

"I don't seek coquettishness to shock the world, but pureness to inspire the world." Humph!The chick reassured Honghu's ambition, "Right? Senior brother? Junior brother?" Qi Qiandie looked up and down the young Taoist priest with a look of surprise.

Look at his age... well, look at bone age, and I can't do it myself, so I can only look at his level, which is level 29, that is, a master who is about to build a foundation and is about to form an alchemy. A rookie who has just started for a few days, what kind of relationship can there be with a teacher?

Or did he suddenly explode in character, and the expert master saw through his pure and cute appearance, that deeply hidden and strange bone, so...

"Because my master decided to accept you as a disciple, from today onwards, you are my junior brother." The young Taoist looked at Qi Qiandie angrily.

What "pure cuteness"?It is clearly "stupid and cute"!If it weren't for the fact that you still have some use value, I wouldn't be wasting my efforts to save you.

"You and my master are the elders of my Tianyi Jiaohua Shenqi, the elders of Qianshitang Zhuo Xiaozhuo, that is...the one who created you." The young Taoist stretched out his hand and patted Qi Qiandie's small head , said.

"Made... created me? Ah? It's him!" Who doesn't know that Elder Zhuo Xiaozhuo of Qianshitang is a direct disciple of the previous head of Daoist, although his cultivation level is not particularly high in Tianyi Sect, and his personality is eccentric , but his status is not trivial, because this guy is a super scientific madman, his favorite is to study various human body modification, he can be called the TOP1 in the world of Tianyi's body modification.

Of course, corresponding to the crazy body transformation, his medical skills are also excellent. There is a saying among mortals that "heals the dead and leaves the flesh and bones", which is the medical skill of Elder Zhuo.

"May I ask what is the name of this senior brother?" Zhuo Xiao, and even the entire Qianshi Hall, are famous for having few disciples. No matter how you look at it, it is a thick thigh that is very suitable for holding.

When Qi Qiandie thought of this, a cute and cute smile immediately appeared on her beautiful face. You said that you look more like a girl when you smile?In front of thick thighs, why do you care if a girl is a girl or not?As long as Ding Ding is there, it's fine, and Ding Ding is ten thousand times more like a boy.

"Zhuo-qing-ge." After Zhuo Qingge finished speaking, he walked to the table, picked up a jade bowl, and handed it to Qi Qiandie, "Drink it, and then we will go to see the master together."

"Drink? This is..." Well, looking at the dark red liquid and the familiar smell coming from the nose, I already know what it is, so I don't need to ask any more.

Qi Qiandie took the jade bowl, held the bowl in her hand and shook it, then held her breath, drank the liquid in the bowl in one gulp, and finally wiped her mouth boldly with her sleeve, a little cute loli There is nothing like that.

"It tastes great!" The familiar formula is still the same taste. I don't know how many times I tasted it in my dream, and now I finally tasted it in reality.

Qi Qiandie stuck out her tongue and licked the bottom of the bowl vigorously until the whole bowl was clean and spotless. Said: "Brother, I'm not full, can I have another bowl?"

"Another...another bowl?" Zhuo Qingge suddenly felt a pain in his wrist.

Did you make it?In fact, half a month ago, he was also a sunny, healthy and energetic boy with rosy cheeks, but half a month later, due to excessive blood loss, his face turned white and his eye circles were blue, so he had no choice but to walk on...

You mean gloomy and beautiful boy route?no no no!Yes, when I was chatting with my colleagues, they patted me on the shoulder and said, "Young people are good at physical strength, but even so, you should take care of your health. People will grow old one day." "We rely on our own strength in our practice. , both cultivating and mending are evil ways, senior brother Zhuo should be careful" and so on.

Fame or something, it's all ruined, okay?

Zhuo Qingge's thoughts turned thousands of times in his mind, there were too many things he wanted to say, and he didn't know where to start, so he changed the subject with a blank expression—not changing the subject, but he really wanted to say, "Junior Brother Qi , you wipe your mouth, why do you wipe your mouth with my sleeve?"