Diary of the poisonous brother

Going around the hall, Zhuo Qingge turned into a long corridor carrying a towel and Qi Qiandie all the way.

Sunlight fell from the windows into the corridor, hitting the statues in the two rows of corridors.It was two rows of statues of girls kneeling or standing, and each girl was holding a big transparent bottle in her hand.

"Junior Brother Qi, what do you think is in this bottle?" Zhuo Qingge wickedly lifted Qi Qiandie in his hand to a bottle, forced him to face the bottle, and said maliciously.

Zhuo Qingge's original intention was to scare Qi Qiandie, but Qi Qiandie was not scared, but what happened next surprised him.

I saw Qi Qiandie turned her head, looked at herself with the eyes of "you are so ignorant, stupid and boring", and then said in the tone of "since you asked sincerely, I will tell you mercifully" : "This is a person's lungs, and it's a smoker... Well, you don't know what smoking is. Anyway, you have to know that when this person is alive, the living environment is not good, and there are many toxic and harmful substances... "

While talking slowly, Qi Qiandie looked at Zhuo Qingge's slightly changed face, and suddenly felt much better.

Hum hum!Xiao Mian, you also want to punish me like this?who I am?I am the man who personally dissected a small frog and rabbit in biology class; I am a man who has been tested by Junji Ito, "Puffer Fish Series" and "Cannibal Series" for a long time; A man who is proficient in more than 700 secret room murder methods and knows hundreds of poisons.

"You guys, what do you mean by killing a woman?" Qi Qiandie took advantage of Zhuo Qingge's stunned time, broke free from his restraints, stood on the ground, straightened her clothes, wiped her nose, raised her small face proudly, and said : "I am a man who kills hundreds of millions of human beings every minute."

The human beings who were killed were all thrown into the trash can of my house with toilet paper.

call!Fortunately, I watched a science and education film about the harmful effects of smoking, and then I was confused by the beauties in the science and education film. I watched "Smoker's Lung" for a long time, and fortunately, this guy used his lungs to ask himself, otherwise I would have been asked by this guy today up.

Qi Qiandie looked curiously at the two rows of transparent bottles placed in the corridor one by one. Although the contents in the bottles were not very beautiful compared to the cherry blossom beauty outside, and even a little bloody, they were at least normal. , Normal items that fit the image of Frankenstein - things like half an eyeball, a heart, and two broken legs.

Normal is good, brother can accept a Frankenstein master, but I really can't bear a perverted master.

"Actually... not a lot... It's not as good as the good things in our school's biology laboratory. There are many more than this. These things are really too ordinary, not at all..."

Qi Qiandie commented while watching, and before she finished speaking, she heard a roar in her ear, "Who dares to insult my collection!"

At the same time, a huge coercion followed, making Qi Qiandie unable to breathe. He felt his body trembling and his feet were weak, as if he might kneel on the ground at any time.

no!As the current protagonist and the future king of the harem stallion male, why do you kneel down like this?No no no!Brother must not do this!

Qi Qiandie didn't want to kneel casually, so he simply...

Sitting down on the ground, he squeezed his small mouth, and sucked his nose forcefully, his clear eyes were instantly covered by a layer of water mist, and a little drop of water that was about to fall was hanging on his long and curved eyelashes. The movement of the eyelashes trembled slightly, "Master, this disciple is blind, disciple is wrong."

Qi Qiandie looked at the shadow at the end of the corridor, and said weakly.

"Master? You call me Master? Why didn't I know when I had an additional apprentice?" A man in his thirties, handsome, elegant, and well-dressed slowly came out of the shadows, sweeping the corners of his eyes. He glanced at Qi Qiandie, then raised his eyes to Zhuo Qingge who was standing aside: "I don't have only one apprentice? Dear apprentice, what's going on?"

"The apprentice has met the master." Zhuo Qingge saluted Zhuo Xiao, and after Zhuo Xiao signaled him to get up, he picked up Qi Qiandie from the ground and explained: "Master, he is The boy sent by the Hehuan Sect last time, you said later..."

"Oh... I remembered, it was the towel rack I said last time that I wanted to use it." Zhuo Xiao slapped his forehead and said with a startled expression.

What towel rack?Soul light!You are the towel rack!

Zhuo Xiao's disapproving tone and movements made Qi Qiandie's courage to be scared away by the monks of the transformation stage, and instantly regained his courage.

Although you are a beauty, you can't insult people like this - if you are a woman, brother is willing to let you insult me ​​for a while.

Qi Qiandie sniffed, and looked at Zhuo Xiao with a particularly aggrieved expression. The more she looked, the more she realized that this guy's appearance was too deceptive. No matter how you looked at it, he was the fan of a scholar and elite man. How could he be a pink girl with a figure? Woolen cloth?Could it be that the otaku culture of District [-] has already invaded the cultivation world?

"I said new apprentice, what are you looking at?" Seeing Qi Qiandie looking at him, Zhuo Xiao immediately turned his head, straightened his bangs and clothes with his hands, and said with a particularly stinking expression: "Did you notice that the master is very handsome?" It's very pretty, isn't it?"

"Uh..." How did this guy reach the stage of transformation?Didn't it mean that monks are particularly difficult and arduous, and the requirements for the monk's own will, perseverance, etc. are very high. Why can such a person cultivate to the stage of transformation?

"Master looks good, but his clothes are not good." Qi Qiandie said in an innocent and bright tone.

"What? You actually said that my clothes are not good-looking? You have no eyesight, you idiot, let me tell you, my clothes are made of clouds and clouds in the sky, and rainbows from Sunset Ridge are silk..." Zhuo Xiao's face darkened, and he scratched his head. He grabbed his sleeve, unfolded it, and said murderously while pressing Qi Qiandie step by step.

"Uh...Master, don't be like this." Zhuo Qingge stroked his forehead with his hand, his head hurt so much, "There are still important things to do, can you stop making trouble?"

"This is the business! This is not the business, what is the business?" Zhuo Xiao turned his head and spit at Zhuo Qingge, "People say your master's clothes are not good-looking, they are scolding your master. As an apprentice, instead of sharing worries and labors for the master, let the master go into battle with his shirtless to refute it, but dare to stop the master? You are unfilial, do you know? You are an unfilial person! The master has raised you for so many years! If I had known, you would In this way, the master didn’t pick you up back then and let you be eaten by wolves! Hmph! It’s a waste of master loving you for so many years. Feed you shit and piss, pull you up, you have not married a wife yet, you despise the master, the master is really..."

Zhuo Xiao was talking non-stop at Zhuo Qingge, looking at that appearance, this should be a line he often said, otherwise it would not be such a long sentence, it was done in one go, without any pause or hesitation, and from expression to From the tone of voice, to the lines at the end, there is not even a single mistake.

Brother, you are so pitiful, you were actually fed up by the master with shit and urine.

Qi Qiandie looked at Zhuo Qingge with sympathy. At this moment, the image of Frankenstein and pink girl figure control is gone.

You also said that it was all caused by you, so get rid of him quickly, or it will take at least two hours to finish.

Zhuo Qingge glared at Qi Qiandie fiercely, and at the same time secretly rejoiced that although his master had a great reputation, he didn't like to go out, and no one dared to come to Zhengyang Peak, otherwise, no matter how famous he was, he would have been ruined. It's scum, okay?

"Master is so good-looking. In fact, you only need to wear ordinary white clothes to be perfect. You don't need to use these foreign objects to set off your beauty. This kind of thing is just a vulgar thing. Wearing it on your body, master, not only It’s not beautiful, and it will destroy your dusty temperament, Master.”

Qi Qiandie used the lines she had already prepared, and Zhuo Xiao was overjoyed when she said it, and then she even twitched, "Then what, my good disciple, do you really think so? Wearing such clothes will really ruin the master's performance." The smell of dust."

"Of course it is necessary!" This kind of ground-level vulgar thing that can avoid water and fire, can block swords, and has no level restrictions, is only suitable for my apprentice to wear.