Diary of the poisonous brother

How long has Qi Qiandie been conscientiously masturbating?Well, what happened during this period, if it is made into a film, it will be dragged to Tianya 8, and the title of the post is "818 Those Films That Don't Conform to Human Physiology". Most of the content of the main building is screenshots. In the text comments, various critics criticized the length and hardness of the male lead as not in line with human physiology. By the way, they denounced the director of the pornographic film for not having a little common sense, or for falsifying the ratings; My friends, my relatives, and my neighbors said that a man he knew before could do this. From the sixth floor, some male compatriots stood up to defend their dignity. After the tenth floor, there were various pictures above to prove the truth.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Changes, but half-closed eyes, a man with a very happy look, bit his handkerchief and said: "Beasts are not people!"

"Huh!" The man snorted coldly, opened his eyes, glanced at Qi Qiandie with his "sight", and said indifferently, "You are talking like you are a human being?"

"Wuwu...you bully...the corpse!" After ten years of cultivation, we can cross the same boat, and we can sleep together after a hundred years of cultivation. Although we can't rely on either, we have helped you pull out the carrots for so long. Don't be cynical, will you?snort!

"Stop pretending to be pitiful in front of me. You cry without any sincerity. Your acting skills are so poor. Negative score! Bad review!"

"Reporting... Your Majesty, I didn't pretend to be pitiful." Qi Qiandie pouted, puffed her cheeks, and said in a low tone, "I'm so pitiful... My hands are so sore... It's like having Parkinson's , shaking and shaking."

"Don't call me Dawang!" The man said angrily, "Such a vulgar name!"

"Isn't it called the King?" Could it be called Her Majesty the Queen?

Qi Qiandie turned her head and looked at the man silently. Looking at his handsome face and slender and strong body, a term appeared in her mind to explain "Queen Shou is gorgeous in appearance, usually thin, beautiful in appearance, with a strong personality. Extremely queen, that is, the recipient who is self-willed, domineering, domineering, possessive, and can eat the attack to death."

It really fits the definition.

"What's going on in your mind? Take back your cheap and obscene eyes from me."

"Then... my lord, you pulled out the radish too, and the fun is over, can you let me go back?" The book said that the Queen Shou is arrogant, has a bad temper, and loves to say something wrong, "My family is still busy. .”

"What can you do? If you want to go out, you can. Go to the poplar tree in the north of the temple, dig three feet on the spot, and then bring the jar you dug out, and I will let you out."

"You mean Lanruo Temple...north of the temple...under the poplar tree...the jar?" Alas!How familiar is this plot?Isn't this the location of Xiaoqian's ashes in "A Chinese Ghost Story"?You let me act according to this plot?Then don't I become Ning Caichen?

Qi Qiandie pointed at herself in her heart, and then secretly looked at her "Xiaoqian". Sure enough, the reasons were full, but the reality was cruel.

Hello Xiaoqian, goodbye Xiaoqian!

Qi Qiandie was thinking secretly in her heart, but she didn't dare to show it on her face. She could only pretend to be unwilling, and pouted her lips and said, "I'll go! Is it okay if I go?"

If I go, I won't come back!hum!There must be no sincerity!Asking people to get things, without even negotiating conditions, just giving some exercises, secret books, magic weapons, etc., really treat you as your slave?

Qi Qiandie walked to the door, and as soon as she put her hand on the door, she heard the man's voice behind her again, "If you don't want to die, just run away."

You'd be a fool if you didn't run away!A soil turtle is a soil turtle!Are you imprisoned?Such meaningless words are also used to threaten people?

"Anyway, even if I don't kill you, if I put a trick on you, those who do it will kill you!"

Qi Qiandie turned her head and stared fiercely at the other person's face. She didn't know if it was a problem with her eyesight, but from the man's unchanged, murderous face, he read an expression of taking pleasure in others' misfortune. , "Who played tricks on me?"

"Do you need me to know about who did the tricks? I just need to know that someone has done something to you." The man let Qi Qiandie know that he didn't. dazzled.

Hey Hey hey!You are a cold-blooded, ruthless handsome guy who combines evil, charm, coolness, domineering, and domineering. Do your fans know that you have such a villainous voice and take pleasure in other's misfortunes?

"I'll help you untie the seal, and you help me untie the concealment?" Since the other party brought up the matter of being tampered with, Qi Qiandie didn't ask him if he could solve this nonsense , and directly changed to negotiating terms with him, "I want a little deposit."

The man looked at Qi Qiandie with sharp eyes, and after seeing Qi Qiandie's handsome face, there was a rare blush on Qi Qiandie's face, and then he said slowly, "Is the floor clean?"

yeah?What mode is this on?It turns out that the sudden affectionate look in your eyes just now was not because you found out that I am cute and I have a real temperament, and then you fell in love with me?

"Ah...the floor...it's clean." Qi Qiandie nodded instinctively. Although this Lanruo Temple has existed for thousands or even tens of thousands of years, time in this hall seems to have stopped. There are signs of aging in the building, and even the floor is clean, as if it has been wiped.

"Benjun's body is cleaner than the floor now. You asked me to pay a deposit? Which place on my body is valuable? Take it if you think it is valuable?" Naked, without long things, there is no place at first sight The man who hid something said angrily, "The only valuable thing on this gentleman is that dress, but the only valuable dress was torn by someone, and then... you asked me to pay the deposit? Ben You haven’t asked someone to pay for the clothes!” The man’s rogue and righteous words made Qi Qiandie burst into tears, biting his handkerchief and secretly hating...

It's too bullying!you are not human!Not human!

"I have never said that I am human!" The man looked at Qi Qiandie who was shocked by his words, and asked curiously: "Speaking of which, this gentleman is very strange, why do you think... Is this gentleman a human?"

"You are not human, what are you? Could it be that you are...A Piao?" Qi Qiandie felt that her legs were a little weak. Although she had cultivated herself, even though she was no longer human, the instincts she had cultivated over the years made her feel weak. When he heard brother "A Piao"'s name, he still couldn't help shaking his feet.

"What the hell? I am an extraterrestrial demon!"

"Extraterritorial demon? So you are an extraterritorial demon?" Qi Qiandie opened her mouth slightly, covered her red lips with one hand, pointed at the man, and said with an unbelievable expression: "How could you be an extraterritorial demon? What is an extraterritorial demon?" ? Can I eat it?"

The man had a slightly smug expression just now, but immediately collapsed, and "looked" at Qi Qiandie with a murderous look, "The extraterrestrial demons can't eat them, but the extraterritorial demons love to eat people, especially the cute Zhengtai and Lolita. "

Woohoo...bad guys...you scare the cute and well-behaved little loli again!