Diary of the poisonous brother

"That's all? I really don't think about meat compensation or anything? I will treat you very gently."

"Don't be too greedy! Be careful and die fast!"

"How can I be greedy? I just think that the asking price is too small, which does not meet the noble status of Da Da... Wang, your extraterritorial demon."

The man "stared" at Qi Qiandie, looking at the sweet and cute smile of the other party, and the rascal and shameless petite appearance, "I haven't woken up for thousands of years, I didn't expect that the human world is really going downhill now. There is someone like you..."

"Da Da... Wang, I am not a human with fishy lips." Qi Qiandie held her face in her hands and smiled innocently and cutely, "I am a poisonous corpse."

"You're the poisonous corpse of Yuchi, okay?" The man said without any grievance.

He can see through it. Even if this guy in front of him doesn't become a poisonous corpse, sooner or later he will degenerate because of "your character value has become negative, and you can only become a human again after recharging."

"Cut! It's as if you've seen a smart poisonous corpse!" When it comes to her professional knowledge, Qi Qiandie is full of confidence.

There are many creatures like poisonous corpses in Tianyijiao, big, medium, small, sea, land and air. There are only styles that you can't think of. There is nothing that Tianyijiao can't do. A poisonous corpse that can think, has a heartbeat and breath, and needs to eat and excrete. This is the only one in the world.

"It's exasperating to think about it! A poisonous corpse as successful as brother, they dare to treat me like this! Humph! Enemy! One day, I will avenge this!" Qi Qiandie secretly ground her teeth in her heart.

Even though Zhuo Xiao had inexplicably accepted himself as his apprentice—he had wanted to accept him as his apprentice a long time ago, and he had accepted him when he was just out of the oven. How could it be so coincidental that it happened to be the first time he lost his mind, and he came out?Moreover, when Zhuo Qingge took him to see Zhuo Xiao, Zhuo Xiao's bewildered reaction could also be seen. He didn't take himself into his heart at all, and he didn't remember the matter of accepting apprentices at all. They were pitifully few, and they basically accompanied Zhuo Qingge to pay their respects.

From the time when Zhuo Qingge fed himself blood until he was about to die—thinking about it, Zhuo Qingge didn't look like a holy father, and he and Zhuo Qingge didn't have that deep relationship, so... always Wouldn't it be Zhuo Qingge who fell in love with herself?

oops!do not care!Although I knew for a long time that the two of them had other plans for me, I didn't expect the truth to be like this, which is really annoying.

Seeing Qi Qiandie's little face suddenly pale and then red, the man wondered if he should say some enlightening words to make the other party sober.

For example - betrayal has been there from the beginning.

"Whether it's a smart poisonous corpse or a fishy-lipped poisonous corpse, if you want to grow up and become an adult, it's only possible if you practice the exercises I gave you." The man urged: "So you'd better hurry up!" Go and get the jar, it's not only for me, but also for yourself."

"It is essential to guard against people, and it is even more important to guard against demons! My master and brother are cheating on me behind my back, how can I be sure that you won't cheat on me? What if I release you, If you don't give benefits, or use word games to tease me, am I at a disadvantage? Deposit deposit!" Qi Qiandie said angrily.

As a poisonous corpse who has just been deceived by her peers, Qi Qiandie felt that she had the qualifications to fall into the second class, and then the more she thought about it, the more she felt that it was possible, "If you are not from my clan, your heart must be different...Don't say I am not human, Although I am not a human being, I was born as a human and died as a corpse. I am a fellow human being, and I am different from you aliens... Well, the extraterrestrial demons from the stars are different. I can't fly, and these days Without aerospace technology, if you run back to your hometown, where can I find you?"

The man took a deep breath, took another breath, and then...what should I do?What if I really want to chop him to death with a sword?

"How about I give you the sword in my hand?" In order to prevent such things as killing the savior with a sword without repaying the favor, the man decided to send out the murder weapon first—then repay the favor, and finally slowly , torturing him bit by bit, slicing his body and searching his soul, the kind that can't survive but can't die.

"No... isn't it good?" With so much resentment, the sword was covered with a layer of black air, and it didn't look like he wanted to give it away sincerely, "This sword looks very precious." Maybe it was Bloodthirsty demon swords and monster swords can only be controlled by powerful people. A little transparent like myself can be controlled by one without struggle.

Hum hum!This kind of routine of using Lingbao to solve people doesn't even bother to act in romance novels, let alone comprehension novels.

"It's very precious, so I didn't plan to give it to you, but just lent it to you for a while." Seeing Qi Qiandie's face collapsed in an instant because of his words, the man felt happy. Sure enough, this kind of Cheapskate, how can you refuse other people's things?I also know that I am playing a game of wanting to welcome before rejecting, "There is a set of swordsmanship in this sword, which can be practiced with the body tempering technique I gave you, and the effect can be doubled..."

Facing such a "cute" Lolita as Qi Qiandie, the man is really reluctant to let him die so quickly. Of course, he must be tortured to make him die, and this kind of torture must be in a state where he is willing and sane. Take the initiative to accept, "I told you a long time ago that poisonous corpses cannot grow up. The only way is to practice the body tempering technique that I gave you. When you practice to the ninth level, the mind will be for you Reshaping the physical body means crushing every inch and every inch of your bones, meridians, and muscles, and then regrowing them. At that time, you can use the power of the mental method to take advantage of the opportunity to transform the current body into pieces. The body of the young child is reshaped into the adult."

"But...it really hurts." Qi Qiandie murmured in a low voice, it wasn't you who reshaped the body, of course you said it very easily.

I don't really feel it just by listening to it, but as long as I think about it carefully, this is simply a scary thing if I don't think about it carefully.What is "crushing all" and what is "regrowing"? Doesn't it mean that I have to put my brother in a meat blender and stir it until it is completely mixed into slag. When the slag can be used directly to make dumplings, the meat It will grow granulation again, and finally grow back into a normal and healthy person...a poisonous corpse.

"Forget it once, but nine more times... and nine times are heavier each time... Just thinking about it already hurts." This kind of life-and-death cultivation method, do you think I am Fu Jiang? ?Are you not afraid that I am as psychopathic as Fu Jiang?Although I am beautiful, and I am a cute girl who everyone loves, but I really don't want to be Tomie!

Why!If it's not that I really don't want to spend the rest of my life (body), let alone a girlfriend, I can't even use my hands, and I have lived a life of completely freeing my hands from then on. I really don't want to practice this mental method, okay?

"That's why I borrowed the sword for you to use. With this sword, it can not only help you cultivate, but also relieve pain." That is impossible. Practicing the two sets of exercises together can speed up Practice speed, but it will definitely make you hurt more and more.

The man began to think seriously about what else he could "give" to this guy.