Diary of the poisonous brother

Many years later, when Mr. Qingyuan, who has become my love, asked me, when he left me for the first time, did I miss him, did I seem to be indifferent, but in fact I was eager to be with him, For this kind of behavior of coddling face, I could only silently bite him on the arm, "I just hate that there is no such profession as the beggar gang in this world."

"What is the gang of beggars?"

"The gang of beggars is..." who can make you happily roam the world—your love has already been killed by the gang of beggars on the way, "can let me continue to live without oppression, and will not be poked by people in various ways The person who was stabbed, who was begged for double cultivation by various postures."

Woooooo... I don't want to double cultivate with you.

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

Although I don't quite understand what "handsome" is, but since it is connected with "good-looking", Yi decided to accept Qi Qiandie's flattery, "Look at your small mouth, your words are really sweet."

As Yi said, he stretched out his finger and tapped on Qi Qiandie's pink lips. He originally wanted to take the opportunity to make a black hand, but when his fingers touched the warmth from the other's pink lips, he couldn't help softening the thing .

Well, it's definitely not because he is so cute and pitiful that he can't bear to do it, but just curious why a poisonous corpse still has body temperature and breathing, and his body is still so soft and fragrant.

In the spirit of science, Yi couldn't bear it for a while, and expanded the scope of his attack to other parts of Qi Qiandie's body. Just now... I have always wanted to do this.

Yi grabbed the tender flesh of Qi Qiandie's cheeks with both hands, and pulled them out forcefully. Looking at Qi Qiandie, who was grinning but didn't dare to cry, with a face of aggrieved Qi Qiandie, he let go of his hands suddenly, "Ahahaha... ...I have long wanted to do this."

Looking at the tearful Qi Qiandie holding her cheeks with her two little hands, Yi laughed so hard that she almost couldn't straighten her waist, "It's so cute! What a cute steamed bun face!"

"Where is the steamed bun?" Qi Qiandie corrected unhappily. The steamed bun face or something is a line that only praises fat people when they have no words. Have a bun face?It's just a little baby fat, which is obviously...

Qi Qiandie imitated Yi's appearance just now, pulled her tender face, and said with a serious expression: "This is the authentic bun face with thin skin and big stuffing! Do you understand the bun face?"

Yi was startled at first, and then the serious expression on his face could not be broken. He laughed "puchipuchi", and the laughter became louder and louder, "Ahahaha...you are so cute." Yi said in Qi Qiandie's bun He poked hard on the face, and said while poking: "You are so cute now, you will be even cuter when you grow up. If you want to practice this skill I gave you, it will definitely get twice the result with half the effort."

"Yeah?" Qi Qiandie blinked. Is there any necessary connection between being cute and practicing?Could it be that the exercise you are going to give me is called "How to Cultivate to Become the Number One Cute Animal in the World"?

Yi didn't respond to Qi Qiandie's words, but smiled strangely, flicked his fingers, a blank jade slip flew out of Qi Qiandie's small purse, and then a pink ball of light flew out of Yi's fingers, flying Entering the jade slip, "I've already engraved that heart method in the jade slip, you pick it up and have a look, see if you like it or not?"

Yi's voice was as warm as a spring breeze, and his smile was as bright as a summer's day. He didn't look at all like a fierce alien demon, but more like a fairy boy living above the nine heavens in a romance novel.

It's a pity that his rare wonderful performance met Qi Qiandie, who is also top-notch in acting, "I don't care about anything, it's either rape or stealing! Devils are really good at capturing people's hearts."

Qi Qiandie murmured in her heart, but the expression on her face remained the same, not only did she remain the same, she also blushed, "Well... this... wait a minute... before touching the equipment, there is still preparation work Didn’t do it, the team leader said it must be done.”

Yi watched Qi Qiandie make a "pause" gesture, then watched Qi Qiandie move her limp body closer, then watched Qi Qiandie hug her head, and finally watched Qi Qiandie pouted Small mouth, lightly touched his lips.

This gentleman was forcibly kissed by someone at a speed faster than the Orient Express download?

What a loss of virginity!From the time I was born to the present, apart from my own mother and sister, no woman has ever done this...and no man has ever done this.

Feeling the slight sweetness from Qi Qiandie's tongue and teeth from his lips, Yi's whole body froze. The little poisonous corpse brought even greater excitement to him to pull out the carrots.

Compared to Yi's grief (surprise), anger (joy), and not to give his name, Qi Qiandie was very serious with a bun-faced face, took out three incense sticks from his backpack, and bowed twice to Yi Yi and bowed three times.

After completing this set of movements carefully, Qi Qiandie felt a little sad and sad when recalling the time when he played the dungeon in Jiansan.

If it was before, the team channel would have already prompted...

[Team] Qi Qiandie gently licked Yi's cheek.

[Team] Qi Qiandie respectfully offered three sticks of incense.

The team leader said, before touching the boss, you must first lick the boss and burn the incense, so that good things can come out.Although... I do it every time, but in the end, the equipment can only be selected from the prestige set, the tribute set, the chivalrous set, and the prestige set.

Since the BOSS doesn't love me, then I don't want to love him anymore, and turn to PVP...

After finishing the preliminary work, Qi Qiandie rubbed her hands excitedly, then put the jade slip on her forehead, and read the contents of the jade slip with her consciousness. At first, there was a hint of suspicion on her pretty face, and then her brows tightened. Wrinkled, the expression on his face fluctuated with surprise, and turned red from time to time, as if he had encountered something surprising, strange and incomprehensible.

"How?" After adjusting his mood and recovering, Yi couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch Qi Qiandie's bun face, and asked in a malicious voice, "Is it fun?"

On Yi's face, he smiled brightly like a spring breeze, and he didn't look like he had just been underestimated at all.If an acquaintance or familiar demon sees this situation, they will definitely say with admiration, "It is the Lord Demon King who has recovered from being frivolously hit so quickly, and then devoted his limited life to infinite frivolity and cuteness." Sister... Mengzhengtai's activities".

"Uh..." I went to buy a watch, and I showed this kind of thing to a ten-year-old child. Aren't you afraid that the police uncle will call you back to the prison to eat in prison?

"What is... double cultivation?" Qi Qiandie resisted to become a little yellow chicken, turned the other side's face into a windmill, put down the jade slip in her hand, and said with a pure face, tilting her head: "Do you want to practice this mental method?" , you only need to practice from Monday to Friday, and then rest on Saturday and Sunday, so it’s called double cultivation?”

Yi's expression froze, why did he understand every word he said, but when put together, he didn't know what it meant at all?

Looking at Qi Qiandie with a pure face, who didn't seem to be lying, Yi rubbed his temples, feeling that he had forgotten something very important.

"Wait a minute...you will...you don't know what double cultivation is for pulling out carrots?" Are you kidding me?

Qi Qiandie looked at Yi, shook her head with a dazed and cute expression, pointed to her nose with her backhand and said, "You see, I'm so young, how can I know what double cultivation is?"

"That's right... you're so young... no... are you really kidding me?" Yi looked at Qi Qiandie with a cold face, pretending, you still pretending, let's see how long you can pretend?

Yi was about to be stunned by Qi Qiandie's anger, "Can you explain to me, how do you know that dual cultivation of mind...children can't practice it?"

"Uh..." Qi Qiandie rubbed her nose, and looked up involuntarily, "This... this... Is there any explanation for this... anyway, I know I'm not suitable... so you should take it, my lord. Let's go back……"

There was an inexplicable sadness in Qi Qiandie's voice, one was sad because she would voluntarily refuse other people's favors; the other was sad because of her ineffective little dick.

Of course he didn't want to return it, but with such a book of exercises in his hand, it was like reminding himself all the time that X was incompetent because his penis was too small.

"No, you should take it." Yi smiled and pushed the jade slip back, "Don't feel inferior just because you are small, trust me, you can use it... Even if it is small, you can use it... ..." Yi smiled strangely and tilted his body slightly, pointed his mouth to Qi Qiandie's ear, and said softly: "You just haven't developed the correct usage of this book now, and when you develop the correct usage of it, you will be very happy Very happy."

"Open... hair... correct... use... method..." Qi Qiandie held the jade slip in her hand, and was inexplicably shocked. Can there be any correct use of the double cultivation method?Why do I not understand?I always feel like I don't know...something is touching my feet.

Qi Qiandie, who was floating in mid-air, looked down slightly, and suddenly found that the big carrot on the opponent's body was lifted up again, one end was attached to the opponent's body, and the other end was touching her feet.

Do you want to lose your morals like this?So raise the flag?How old are you?It's a pity that it's too big to be big, but it's not good-looking at all. It's not as pink and tender as myself.

"Your Majesty, it's late at night, so you should wear some clothes." Qi Qiandie silently took out a piece of clothing from his backpack, handed it to Yi and said, "Don't be disgusted, just make do with it. If you want other clothes, I have them." I will make it for you in time, and now this is the only piece of clothing I have in my back."

"This...is...clothes..." Yi grabbed the clothes that Qi Qiandie handed over, lifted them up in front of him to look at them, and then shook them vigorously. A few rectangular cloth strips followed lightly immediately Evening wind, flying in the night sky, "Is this a few pieces of cloth?"

"No way... this is obviously clothes... everyone of us wears this..."

The Dingguo set of the Great Five Immortals is this model.