Diary of the poisonous brother

That day, I asked me affectionately, if the person who asked me to help him pull out the radish that day was not him, would I help him pull it out?

I originally wanted to answer cheerfully that this mainly depends on the appearance.

But after Qingyuan asked this sentence, before I could answer, she started taking off my pants again.

In order not to become a teenager with anal fissures and moles, I said very shamelessly—how is it possible?If it were someone else, I would definitely chop off his radishes and make lean radish soup!

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

There are aphrodisiacs and medicines inside, beautiful women on the outside, and the rose of Jiangzhi that Qi Qiandie gave for free. Although the man really wanted to keep his chastity, he had no choice but to shed tears. Grab a woman and perform erotic scenes.

"Very good! The angle is a little bit higher... yes... come a little closer, otherwise I won't be able to take a picture..." Qi Qiandie, holding a white recording stone, was lying in the grass, looking at the pair of dogs and men in front of her, and shouted cried in my heart.

The recording stone is a good thing. Although I don’t know who invented it, it’s really easy to use. It looks like an ordinary pebble, but it’s actually a self-memory function. The remote infrared camera can All images and sounds around are recorded.

As for the recorded things, judging by the serious appearance of the man, there is something hidden inside, and maybe they can be exchanged for some good things in the future.

Speaking of which, I don't know if the practitioners will have more amazing postures, longer endurance, and more... um... such a long foreplay when they "papa papa".

Qi Qiandie rubbed her chin, looked up at the two hugging and gnawing together, did she make a mistake?Do you need such a long foreplay?Let's get to the point quickly, shall we?

Seeing that they couldn't enter the hole no matter what, the two of them were just groping around, and wished they could rush up, and the real person would help them both.

Faced with such a long period of foreplay, it is obvious that Qi Qiandie is not the only one who is impatient.

The woman who was being hugged by the man suddenly pushed the man away aggressively, sat up from the ground, turned and pressed on the man, and began to pull the carrots for the man, while muttering in her mouth: "It's all to blame!" Senior sister, if you say something, it is considered to be a practice of seductiveness. Since it is the first time for us, we have to find a virgin to break the body, so as not to suffer... As a result... As a result, the harm of the virgin to the virgin is too great .If there is a next time, I must find a strong and experienced man to take off."

When the woman said this, she was just talking casually. After all, the cultivation world has not yet invented the body repair technology, so if there is no accident, she should not have a next time...

"Next time? Well, since you said so, then I will help you keep your virginity this time." A sweet little girl's voice sounded from behind the woman. Before she could react, she just felt My mind was dizzy for a while, and then I passed out when my eyes went dark.

Looking at the woman who fell limply, Qi Qiandie casually took her into her own space, "Beautiful and sexy, can be charming, the most important thing is a virgin girl, although I don't have any relationship with her yet, but I believe ...Well, in short, such a girl, at first glance, is prepared for me as the protagonist, why waste it on you? The toad wants to eat swan meat!"

Qi Qiandie kicked the man who was lying on the ground, his face was flushed, and he kept moaning unconsciously. The man with his hands walking on his body made a grimace at him, and was about to abandon this guy Leaving, looking out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw the clothes that the man had thrown on the ground, "Huh? This clothes is also a magic weapon? And these pants... this weapon... tsk tsk... can be sold for a lot of money!"

Qi Qiandie said, and glanced at the man, he was handsome and strong, no wonder he was attracted by the female cultivator who practiced seductive arts, the most important thing was that he was handsome and rich, and he was a virgin, so he fit the average The general public fantasizes about the standard monks of male cultivators. At first glance, they are of some kind of decent family, the second generation of cultivators, or something like that.

Speaking of which, saving him should receive a high reward, right?

Based on the principle of not getting ahead without profit, Qi Qiandie decided to make a guest appearance as a good poisonous corpse who does what is right, to save this guy who was accidentally sucked into a mummy by a woman after taking aphrodisiacs or drugs.

First of all, he had to help this guy remove the aphrodisiac.

Although Qi Qiandie is not at all familiar with the properties of sex and medicine, she doesn't know if there is such a kind of sex medicine in this world that will explode if she doesn't have sex with a woman, and she doesn't know if it can be used for handjob or other sex. The method of hole hole is used to relieve the medicinal properties of this aphrodisiac, but it does not prevent Qi Qiandie from experimenting with the man's body at all.

"Brother, bear with it, you should hope that in this world, there is no such kind of sex medicine that will kill you if you don't have sex with a woman." Qi Qiandie stretched out her hand and patted the man's blushing face, she had to say, Although his face was so hot that an egg could be baked, it still felt pretty good to the touch, and it could be seen that it was well maintained, so it was no wonder that he was regarded as a fat sheep.

Winter is here, it is also wonderful to eat a fat sheep hot pot or something.

Qi Qiandie giggled, caught sight of the man's horribly swollen carrot out of the corner of her eye, and then...stretched out her hand...and found a beautiful woman with a hot figure from the space.

This woman not only has a beautiful appearance and a beautiful body, but the most important thing is that she is energy-saving, energy-saving and environmentally friendly. She is gentle and obedient, and not disturbing. She can satisfy any fantasy of sleeping together in any position at any time and any place.

If I could only use one word to describe her, it would be "true"; if I could only use two words to describe her... um... wouldn't it be too obscene to say "realistic"?

Anyway, she's pretty much perfect, except that if you smoke a cigarette and accidentally flick ash on her, she might slowly deflate.

Qi Qiandie looked at the woman holding down the woman with a look of spring, working hard, and didn't realize at all that the woman under her body had changed, and she was no longer a "human" man, drinking small wine and eating small meat, He said proudly: "It seems that the inflatable doll I developed has entered the leading position in the world. Next time I meet that guy Yi, I can give this thing to him as a gift, lest he ask me to help pull carrots again. "

Since the last time at Lanruo Temple, after pulling the radish for Yi, Qi Qiandie learned from the pain after returning, and studied the puppet technique.

Although I haven't researched the kind of cute girl puppet with certain self-ability, gentleness and obedience, but the simulation technology has been greatly improved. At least the puppet made, in addition to the sexy and charming appearance, can achieve the voice of a real person , Real body temperature, delicate, soft and elastic to the touch, definitely better than real skin.

"It's something I haven't used yet, it's cheap for you, let you enjoy it first." Qi Qiandie sneered, looked at the two people who kept tumbling, estimated the time they needed to finish their work, set The good puppet took back the time of the space automatically, spread a blanket on the grass next to it, and cast a sound-screen spell, before falling into a deep sleep.

It's not that Qi Qiandie doesn't want to go back to the space to sleep, but he is worried that when the man wakes up, because he doesn't see the savior, he will automatically interpret the matter of being poisoned with aphrodisiac and medicine as a erotic dream, and then get up and run away, what will happen to him in the end? They didn't get any.

If it's just like this, it's fine. If it becomes like in "The Daughter of the Sea", the prince mistakenly regards the princess as a savior, and the princess takes all the benefits, then I really vomit blood just thinking about it.

When Qi Qiandie, who was dreaming of roasting human flesh, was awakened by the fierce sunlight shining on his face, he found that the place where he woke up seemed to be a little different from the place where he fell asleep last night.

"What is it? It's soft and slippery, um... so fragrant..." Qi Qiandie closed her eyes, her fluffy little head rubbed it comfortably on her "pillow", He reached out and touched the smooth "pillow".

The exquisite high-quality human skin pillow can actually simulate the temperature and fragrance of the human body. I don’t know who made it, but it’s so good?Not only does it look like a living person on the pillow, it even bleeds after a bite...

bleed?

Qi Qiandie, who was half asleep and half awake, suddenly woke up. He opened his eyes suddenly, and a magnified face appeared in front of him. Those beautiful big eyes were full of unbelievable surprise and shock.

"Uh..." Qi Qiandie's body froze, her eyes drifted down, her chest, which she used as a pillow, was full of deep and shallow tooth marks and bruises.

Could it be that what I dreamed of eating roasted human meat last night is this buddy?Can't be like this, obviously I didn't want to eat his?Could it be because he smells so sweet, so I couldn't help it in my dream, so I just crawled and crawled... into his arms, and was hugged by him all night?It seems that my self-control ability in the dream has to be strengthened.

"That... I..." Qi Qiandie slowly got up from the other party's chest. Just about to speak, she found that her well-dressed clothes had become loose and loose for some reason. Clothes even fell to the ground.

oh!It seems that I not only want to strengthen my self-control ability to living people in my dream, but also get rid of the bad habit of kicking the quilt and clothes.

Qi Qiandie hurriedly dressed while looking at the man lying on the ground with a look of grief and indignation as if he had been raped, but he was as dead as a dead man.

It was too dark last night, and the environment was too chaotic, so that Qi Qiandie didn't see the man's face very clearly, but only looked at his handsome appearance and good body.It was only during the daytime today that I realized that the man was only about seventeen or eighteen years old, and he was in his youthful years. If he didn't have that constipated face, he looked sunny and healthy, and he was definitely a good boy in the cultivation world.

"Then what... big brother... you..." Are you okay?If you're fine, just pay for the life-saving money, and then we'll break up and have nothing to do with each other from now on, okay?

"Little sister! Don't worry, I will take responsibility!" The man, who should be said to be a teenager now, interrupted Qi Qiandie's words sincerely with an extremely serious expression.

"What? Responsible?" Qi Qiandie opened her small mouth, her eyes and mouth formed an "O" shape, and looked at the boy with questioning eyes.

"Little sister, you don't need to say any more." The boy got up from the ground, squatted down, looked at Qi Qiandie, and said in a painful voice: "I'm sorry for what happened last night. You Saved me, but I... I..."

The boy bit his lower lip hard, the circles of his eyes gradually turned red, his hands clenched into fists, and his body began to tremble slightly.

"Ah... so you know that I saved you? Don't you blame me? That beautiful sister, she is a magician, so I thought... I..." Qi Qiandie lowered her head, pointed at her fingers, secretly pondering.

Does this guy remember something from last night?I thought he had been poisoned with aphrodisiacs and didn't remember anything?I don't know if he still remembers, who took the magic weapon and Qiankun bag that he carried with him, should he push it to that woman by the way?

"I know, I know! I know that you saved me, but I did that to you because of the...that damn drug!" The young man said with an excited expression, and the more he spoke, the more excited he became, The more excited the more... excited.

With a "snap", the young man slapped himself heavily on the face, and immediately there was a red palm print on his fair and handsome face.

"I'm a beast, I'm not a human! How could I treat such a small child! I'm neither human nor human!"

While talking, the young man slapped his face left and right. After a while, his originally handsome face was covered with bruises and purple palm prints, plus a little bit of snot and tears.

Fuck!Is this what decent people teach their apprentices?

Qi Qiandie was so frightened that she took two steps back. It’s okay to have such a big brain, but she still... Although it is a cruel thing to attack a minor child, it is even more cruel to attack herself so cruelly afterwards, okay? ?No wonder our Demon Sect has been fighting for so many years, but we have never fought against these honest gentlemen. In terms of ruthlessness, we are really far behind.

"Big brother... Big brother... don't hit me... don't..." Qi Qiandie took two steps forward, grabbed the boy's hand, and said in a very sad tone: "Stop hitting me! I'm fine, I'm fine !"

You really have to stop fighting!You are so emotional, if you beat yourself up, wouldn't my saving others be in vain?It doesn't matter if you save people for nothing, the point is to pay the benefits first!

The young man blushed, and tried hard to withdraw his hand from Qi Qiandie's, but he struggled and struggled, and finally had to admit in despair that his strength was not as strong as that of his future wife.

Ouch!What a heart-wrenching fact!

I'm not curious at all, since this little sister has such great strength, where did I get the strength to push the crying girl "No, no, no, no" to the ground like a wolf last night, and then peeled off her skin? The young man in the clothes on the other side looked at Qi Qiandie with an unusually serious expression and said, "Little sister! Don't worry! I will definitely be responsible!"

"Responsible?" Seeing that the young man seemed to be sober, he stopped playing self-mutilation, and brought up the word "responsible" again, Qi Qiandie was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Big brother, you don't have to be responsible. Nothing happened to us last night."

Nothing really happened, I swear on the dignity of my "Extreme Dao Demon Lord"!

"I just happened to pass by here, and then I saw that you were attacked by that demon girl and drove her away, so..." You just need to pay me something... such as high-grade spirit stones, just treat it as life-saving money .

"You don't have to lie to me!" The young man resolutely interrupted Qi Qiandie, stood up from the ground, patted Qi Qiandie on the shoulder and said, "I am a man, and I know what I should do when faced with this kind of thing." , don't worry, I will give you and your guy an explanation."

"Hold... wait? Uh..." Qi Qiandie only felt that the little egg under her body was incomparably painful, as if being stepped on by someone with a high-heeled shoe, and then rubbed and rubbed non-stop, " No need!" Qi Qiandie froze, not knowing what to say.

This rhythm is wrong!Is this guy... proposing marriage?The first time I proposed in my life, I was proposed, and it was proposed by a man?If you talk about this kind of thing, how can you let yourself meet the majority of girls?

"I have no family anymore! So... there is no need to explain anything..." Qi Qiandie scratched her head in embarrassment and said.

"No family?" The boy asked back with shock and heartache.

"Yes! I have no family or friends. I live alone." Qi Qiandie nodded and said quickly: "If I have a family, how could a child like me appear in the wild at midnight?"

I am just an orphan girl, and I have nothing to gain from me. Brother, you are a disciple of a great sect, and you have a bright future, so please let me go.

"You don't need to explain to me. Nothing happened to us anyway. If you really have to explain to me, why don't you give me some money." Qi Qiandie bowed her head shyly, playing with the corner of her clothes with her fingers. He whispered: "You know that I am a girl who is alone outside, and I am a little near the Lingshi..."

"Stop talking!" The young man's face suddenly changed, and he interrupted Qi Qiandie's words in a rage, the voice was so loud that Qi Qiandie instinctively dodged back in shock.

"Uh..." If you don't give it, you won't give it. There's no need to be so aggressive, right?Who are you scaring?Be careful, I will eat you in one bite!

"I'm sorry! Little sister! Big brother isn't angry at you!" Looking at Qi Qiandie, who had a pale face and was obviously frightened by his angry appearance, the boy suppressed his anger, waved at him, and squeezed out a smile Said: "I just feel very angry that such a cute child like you is alone... Well, I will not say such wasteful words, and you should not say such words again."

"This kind of words? What kind of words?" What did I say to me?Did I say something that shouldn't be said?

Qi Qiandie looked at the young man blankly, clearly understood every word he said, but...why can't brother keep up with the other party's thinking?Could it be that after becoming a poisonous corpse, the activity of brain cells decreased, so it became even more fish-lipped than fish-lipped humans.

"You mean to ask for Lingshi? Do you know? You are not only insulting me, but also yourself!" The young man said angrily and with a heartbroken expression.

"Ah... this..." Can I ask for insult?I beg to be insulted, will you hit me?

"Don't worry! I'm a responsible man. Although...we don't have any feelings now...but, since we have skin-to-skin relationship, I will definitely be responsible! I will take good care of you in the future!" the young man Patting Qi Qiandie on the shoulder, he said with a smile: "From now on, we will be a family, so you will never be alone again, and you will no longer have to sleep in the wild in the middle of the night."

"One! Family! People!" Qi Qiandie was completely stunned this time, please don't joke, brother is not even a person, how could he be with your family?Please let me go!

"Aren't you kidding? You really want to..." Qi Qiandie pointed at the young man, then pointed at herself, and said with a look of disbelief: "You and I...become a family?"

"Of course! Anyone who knows me knows that I never joke!" The boy said with a serious face.

"Then what do you mean by a family?" Maybe I just misunderstood, maybe he just wanted to accept me as a younger sister, or something else, always like a relative... Aww, thousand Don't be the one I thought.

"I will take you back and tell the master..." When the young man said this, his face suddenly flushed, his voice suddenly became softer, and there was a little more shyness in his originally strict tone, "You marry my little sister?" For a wife!"

"What?" Qi Qiandie screamed. He pointed at the young man, his fingers trembling, and his voice trembled as well: "Say that sentence again! Say it again! I must have heard it wrong! How could such a thing happen? Well...my innocence..."

While talking, Qi Qiandie frantically walked back and forth in front of the boy, then sat down on the ground, hugged her body into a ball, buried her head in her arms and began to cry.

"Little sister, you...why are you..." Is it that bad to marry me?

This year has just passed, and it is the first time that he has come out to fight for righteousness by himself. He is so hot that he has just come out of the righteous path, and he thought aggrievedly with his mouth flattened.

"I don't want to marry you!" Qi Qiandie raised her head, looked at the young man with tears in her eyes, sniffed, and said pitifully, "I don't even know who you are, so I asked him to marry you... Uh... I want to marry a man who loves me, so I don't want a guy like you who will marry me out of responsibility... What's more, last night, nothing really happened to us. "

Nothing really happened, buddy, you have to believe me!

Heaven's sins are especially forgivable, but self-inflicted sins cannot be lived.