Diary of the poisonous brother

Fuyao, so go straight up.

Go straight up, so when I saw a woman... I didn't know if it was a human being, so I went straight to "up".

Up, is the "up", the "up" you think.

"How do you want me to look directly at Fuyao to improve this skill in the future?" Qi Qiandie slandered in her heart, her elegant gaze turned to the culprit, no, it was the young and handsome Daoist Fuyao.

A disciple of the Qianfu Sect in Yunmeng Lingjie, this year, he has no bad habits, is unmarried, has no children, and doesn't even have a girlfriend.This is his first time traveling far away, in order to complete the training tasks assigned by his master, unexpectedly...

"After all, it's just like the book says, it's all fate! If I hadn't come out, I wouldn't have been deceived by the witch of Baihua Palace, and if I hadn't been deceived by the witch of Baihua Palace, I wouldn't have met Sister Qiandie is missing you." Fuyao rested her chin in one hand and unconsciously played with a piece of jade slip in her hand with the other, keeping her eyes on Qi Qiandie's face, laughing from time to time.

"Hehe..." For your sister's sake!Can you read less romance novels?

Qi Qiandie didn't want to know at all what was recorded on the jade slip in Brother Fuyao's hand. " and the like.

If it wasn't for the sake of Yunmeng Lingjie's green card, if it wasn't really unable to bite you, he would have killed you with one bite.

"Brother Fuyao, when shall we... go back to visit my brother's master?" Qi Qiandie blinked, looked at Fuyao shyly, and said softly.

"This... I haven't written my experience report yet. Before I go back, I have to do something to make the experience report look better." Fu Yao sighed, and began to play with another piece of jade slip, and said while playing: "As a senior brother, if you don't write the report well, won't it make the juniors and younger sisters look down... Do you want this jade slip?"

Fuyao handed the jade slips in her hand to Qi Qiandie, watched him paste the jade slips on his forehead, and seemed to read carefully with his eyes closed, so he took out a large handful of jade slips from the space, and held them with his fingers Playing with the jade slips in his hand, he commented casually: "This book "The True Story of Yuquan", although it's good for punching and stepping on faces, but fighting is more difficult, and a fight can contain tens of thousands of words; this book "Little Village Chief of Fire Shadow" The plot is not bad, the fighting is not bad, but the memories are endless; this book...um... "Jihad Reincarnation" is good in everything, but the protagonist always likes to read slogans. The protagonist of the slogan explodes automatically, and beats the villain until he doesn’t even know his mother. This happens every time, and the author doesn’t know how to change it... But apart from these problems, these novels are still good. If you like it, Sister Qiandie, I can give it to you, take it back and read it, and return the book in your hand to me, that book is not very interesting, you still..."

"Why doesn't it look good? There are so many beauties in it!" Qi Qiandie took the jade slip from her forehead, half-closed her eyes and looked at Fuyao, seeing the shy expression on his face that instantly flushed red because of her words, and sneered Throw the jade slip to Fuyao with a sound.

You really can't tell what you look like!Looking at such a sunny and healthy young man, he actually likes reading harem stallion novels.

"The writing is poor, and the content is even... lacking in depth at all." The writing is poor, and it is written like a woman, nothing new, and especially superficial. The skin-to-skin relationship is really written as a skin-to-skin relationship, and I keep kissing and touching , I don't even have an in-depth understanding of the soul and flesh.

No wonder last night, this guy hugged, cuddled, and kissed for so long, but he was always in that skin-to-skin relationship, and he didn't get to know him deeply.

"What my mother said is not wrong at all, men are reliable, how can they climb trees..." Brother is not a human being, so naturally he is not within the target of the map gun.

"Hmph! Unexpectedly, brother Fuyao, you are such a person, a man with no depth at all, I hate it the most." Qi Qiandie turned her head to the side with an angry face, fortunately, she is not a real woman, otherwise she would really have to treat the world man disappointed.

Girls in the world, be disappointed with the men in the world, and then fall into the arms of this male corpse.

"Hehe... Then what sister Qiandie, I used to be a bachelor, so naturally I would have more thoughts... Don't I have you now? I will also have a wife in the future, how can I read this kind of book again? You You have to believe me, you have to believe me! Look at me, I crushed him!" With a slight force of Fu Yao's fingers, the jade slip in her hand immediately turned into a wisp of white ash, and slipped from her fingers.

"Really?" Qi Qiandie turned her head and looked at Fu Yao suspiciously.

For the sake of Yunmeng Lingyang's green card, it's enough to pretend to be pure for so long, what should I do if I scare people away by pretending?That's really people "doing" and the sky is watching. If you don't "do" you won't die.

"I swear, I promise!" Fu Yao hurriedly raised her hand, and said with a serious face: "I swear that I will always treat Sister Qiandie wholeheartedly in the future, and never read these messy novels again, and if I read them again, I will..."

"Okay! Brother Fuyao, you look proficient when you curse and swear. You can see that you are a skilled veteran. I also know that you usually swear in front of your brother's master...but...is it useful?" Qi Qi Qiandie turned her gaze to the pieces of jade slips that Fuyao was holding, with a "clear" expression on her face, she said with a smile.

"Sister Qiandie, why are you so smart?" Fu Yao retracted the jade slip into the space, her body twisted a little, the daughter-in-law is too smart, there is pressure.

"I'm smart, it's necessary." Fellow fellows, still want to hide it from me?It's really stupid and naive. I have lied to more teachers than you have chased after girls.

"Actually...there's nothing wrong with this book...it's okay to read it occasionally..." Fu Yao looked at her little daughter-in-law, her bright eyes were like water, her willow eyebrows were picturesque, her white skirt fluttered like a fairy in the sky, and there was a little cinnabar between her eyebrows , adding a bit of charm to the already beautiful face.

If he said that he wanted to marry Qi Qiandie at the beginning, it was purely because the two had a physical relationship. Although Qi Qiandie did not have a strong background, she was very beautiful and her cultivation level was not low, and the master said "" Men must be responsible."

Now looking at Qi Qiandie's clever, cunning, clever and well-behaved character, I really like it.

"Look, isn't it the same as what was written in the book when you met me?" Fu Yao took out a jade slip, waved it in front of Qi Qiandie, and said with a smile.

As a sharp vomiter, even though Fuyao's words were a lot worse, Qi Qiandie was able to hit the worst one accurately.

"So... the encounter between you and that demon girl is the same as in the book?" Qi Qiandie looked at Fuyao playfully, but unfortunately there are no such things as newspapers in the realm of comprehension, otherwise even if there is no breaking news fee, he would have to go To break the news, all the news titles have been chosen, and it is called "Romance Novels Lose IQ: A Male Disciple of a Great School Obsesses with Romance Novels, Encounters a Pure and Beautiful Girl in Baihua Palace, Loses Money, Body, and Nearly Loses His Life After a One-Night Stand".

Fu Yao's smiling face froze, and it took a long time before she regained her senses, took the jade slip back to the space, pointed at Qi Qiandie, and said with a smile: "Sister Qiandie, you are so naughty."

"Rather than saying I'm naughty, brother Fuyao, why don't you think about it, how do you plan to write your experience report?" Qi Qiandie curled a strand of hair that fell to her chest with her fingers, looked at Fuyao with a smile and said: "Mr. I can’t write that I was bewitched by a witch because I read romance novels, and almost died after taking the aphrodisiac, but fortunately, a cute girl saved me by offering her body, so the result of my experience is to gain a daughter-in-law, right?”

"I've thought about this a long time ago. Of course, the bigger the result of the experience, the better, so I decided to eradicate evil for the people and eradicate evil places like Baihua Palace." Fu Yao flicked her sleeves, looked up at the Baihuaji Direction, said sharply with a somewhat excited expression.

Because he was too emotional, Fuyao didn't realize that when he said that he wanted to destroy Baihua Palace, Qi Qiandie who was standing beside him, smiling, immediately turned dark.

Damn!If you want to destroy Baihua Palace, you should destroy it as soon as possible. Now the whole palace is full of my people... Corpse, you came here to destroy it, didn't you pick my peaches?

Qi Qiandie raised her head and looked at Fuyao, carefully persuading her, "Brother Fuyao, there are many people in Baihua Palace, there are many villains and thugs, there are only two of us..."

"What two people? I am enough for this matter!" Fu Yao lowered her head, reached out to touch Qi Qiandie's head, and said in a gentle voice: "Originally, I planned to destroy Baihua Palace, but I just walked halfway ...Hey, it's also my fault that I fell into the witch's tricks because I took it lightly. But don't worry, since I didn't die this time, it can't be me who is unlucky."

"But...but..." Qi Qiandie stammered, and wanted to persuade Fuyao a few words, but as soon as the words came out, she was immediately interrupted by Fuyao who raised her hand with a big brain.

It's really... making it easy to interrupt with one hand!

Seeing that he was grabbing his hand, he said to himself affectionately, "Sister Qiandie, I know you are worried about me and afraid that something will happen to me, but sister Qiandie, a gentleman will do something and not do it, how can I do it?" I can see so many women suffering without saving" lines, and then repeated these lines for half an hour, and Fuyao was still talking there, Qi Qiandie froze with a smile, and twitched the corners of her mouth .

Nima Laozi just said one thing, you actually said so much?And most of them are made up by myself.

"You were not born in Qiong Yao's novel, what a waste." Qi Qiandie gritted her teeth, looked at Fu Yao's chattering mouth, and silently turned her head to the side.

Do you really want to gag his mouth?But your hand is swollen from being grabbed by him... The following is talking about blocking it with your mouth, brother will bite you to death with one bite.

After listening for more than half an hour, the only useful sentence was, "Sister Qiandie, I don't want you to take risks, so I can go alone, you wait here. Don't worry, I will come back. When we come back, we will to get married."

Boy, don't set up death flags if you have nothing to do!I have to wait until I get a green card to do so!

Qi Qiandie looked at Fu Yao with a scream in her heart.

"Brother Fuyao, you were tired all night last night, now take a rest, and after you have enough rest, can you go to eliminate the villains in Baihua Palace?" Qi Qiandie gritted her teeth and forced a smile and said.

Fuyao, who had already opened her mind to how many children they should have after they got married, suddenly heard Qi Qiandie say the words "tired all night" in a soft voice, and her brain "boomed" Thinking of the scene last night again, the beauty is like a dream.

"And I'm also very tired, I didn't have a good rest last night..." Qi Qiandie stretched her waist, looking at Fu Yao angrily.

"I... since sister Qiandie, you say that, then... I... I'll go to bed first..." Fu Yao turned around, lowered her head not to let Qi Qiandie see his expression at this time, and waved her hand Conjure a row of houses in the open space.

He walked into one of the rooms, and his voice became a little muffled because his nose was covered with his hands, "Sister Qiandie, I will rest inside. If you have nothing to do, you can go to the next room to rest. You must be tired too? There are food, play and entertainment in this room, and I have lifted the prohibition for you, so you can play slowly in it by yourself, and I will go in first."

Qi Qiandie stood behind Fuyao, looked at her back that was tense because of her words, and said obediently, "Brother Fuyao, take a good rest."

After he entered the room, Qi Qiandie, who was originally smiling, immediately changed her expression, and started running around the cabin, flicking her fingers at the cabin while running.

A black object the size of grains of sand flew out from Qi Qiandie's fingers and landed on the roof, pillars and the mud next to the cabin.

After confirming that he had gone around the house and there should be no missing places, Qi Qiandie stood in front of the small wooden house, holding a formula in his hand, and said in his mouth: "Sheng!"

Following Qi Qiandie's words, countless vines grew from the place where the black object fell, crawled up the pillar wall, and covered the entire cabin in a short while, wrapping the cabin densely.

From a distance, the cabin looks like a green cocoon.

"Long!" Qi Qiandie used both mouth and hand, and used another formula.

On the vines that were originally just green leaves, countless small pink flower buds the size of rice grains grew. The small flower buds grew bit by bit at a speed visible to the naked eye, and soon turned into fist-sized flower buds. Unopened, gently swaying in the breeze.

"Flowers bloom!" Qi Qiandie snapped her fingers, and the last spell was completed.

Pink roses spread all over the house, exuding a sweet fragrance in the sun.

Qi Qiandie didn't want to deal with Fuyao, so this is just an ordinary and harmless rose, which won't degrade intelligence or be poisoned, and has no side effects except for calming the mind and calming the mind.

Put a bouquet of such roses by your bedside at night to ensure that you can sleep until dawn without dreams.

One bundle can sleep till dawn, what if it is one room?

Hmm... Based on Fuyao's exercise last night, he should not be able to wake up before tomorrow, so he can have time to do more things.

Qi Qiandie smiled faintly, left a note for Fu Yao, nailed it to the door, saying that she had something to take care of, and she would be back tomorrow at the latest.If Brother Fuyao wakes up and he still hasn't come back, please wait a moment and don't run around, lest he can't find him.

Because roses themselves are not poisonous, Qi Qiandie is not afraid that Fuyao will wake up in the middle of sleep and find out what she did, at worst, tell him honestly, "It's because I saw him working too hard last night, and I'm afraid he didn't have a good rest, so Just for him to soothe his nerves." That's it.

No wonder he would blame a good sister who cared about him because of this kind of thing?

What Qi Qiandie was afraid of was that this guy wouldn't see her when she woke up, and if she got too brainy and spoiled her good deeds, it would be bad, so she had to leave a note to order Fuyao to die here.

After leaving the note, Qi Qiandie took out the "Qing Luopa" and hurried all the way to a deep valley near Baihua Palace, put up a defensive formation, and with a wave of his hand, the space "Little Floating Island" was transformed and placed on the ground .

Then, Qi Qiandie sat down cross-legged with her eyes closed, and began to sense the corpse poison in the disciples of Baihua Palace.

According to the "Corpse Raising Heart Method", the corpse raiser can not only control these half-corpse people, but also absorb the aura from the body of the corpse poisoner to practice, and turn these half-corpse people into their own regeneration aura resources.

Because Qi Qiandie didn't know whether this method would still work when the cadavers were non-human, and the number of corpse poisoners was not too many a few days ago, so he didn't experiment, but now he is urgent Want to give it a try.

If this set of mental methods cannot be practiced by non-human beings, then it's okay for the disciples of Baihua Palace to let Fu Yao kill all of them; if this set of mental methods can be practiced by himself, then he must be saved.

There is no other reason, Qi Qiandie really needs aura too much.

A monk needs to absorb a lot of heaven and earth aura to advance and improve his cultivation base.

It's okay in the early stage, as long as you find a place with enough aura of heaven and earth, you can advance to the next level by staying there and practicing with all your heart.

But at the advanced level, the aura needed to advance is multiplied and multiplied.The aura contained in ordinary places is not enough for a senior monk to advance. Apart from absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, the fastest way for a senior monk to advance is to take pills and use spirit stones.

Not to mention, taking elixir itself is not cheap. The improvement of erysipelas and elixir alone will lead to the instability of the later stage, which is enough for an aspiring monk to drink a pot, so most monks will first use the spirit stone to replenish their spiritual energy.

But using spirit stones is not cheap, just like refining equipment with Sword III, you only need one third-level five-element stone or thirteen first-level five-element stones to strengthen it from level zero to level one; A three-element five-element line; strong three requires two fourth-level five-element stones and two third-level five-element stones.

Oh, by the way, it may not be successful if it is advanced.

Not only free games pay attention to the problem of probability, but even paid games, if you strengthen according to the number of stones written above, you may also be able to get the success of [This matter is difficult to complete in ancient times].

This matter is ancient and difficult-if the success rate is greater than 95%, you can get it if you fail to refine the equipment.

But for now, this large-scale comprehension OL is more disciplined, and it has not copied the money-losing training of Jiansanli, so if the advanced level fails, it is nothing more than returning to the original form, not hundreds of years of hard work , Back to the primitive society at once.

Compared to other players, no, they are monks.

Compared with other monks, Qi Qiandie, who has been walking a different path, does not have spiritual roots. Without spiritual roots, he cannot absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and can only rely on pills or spiritual stones to improve.

Coupled with the extremely painful extra point system-although I have to wait until I am seventy levels, maybe I will never reach seventy levels, but in short, I will start to save my spiritual energy.

A lot of renewable aura resources can't be wasted like this.

Qi Qiandie sensed the small green dots in her body, and then sensed the half-corpse man to which the green dots belonged, and controlled the corpse poison in the half-corpse man to rush towards the dantian.

In Qi Qiandie's sea of ​​consciousness, he only saw that the corpse poison turned into little green figures, ran into the half-corpse man's dantian, and slowly devoured the half-corpse man's true energy one mouthful at a time.

Because it was the first time to use it, Qi Qiandie ate very carefully, and the speed was very slow. A half-corpse man even ate a stick of incense.

"Phew...it seems to be possible..." Qi Qiandie was overjoyed and started to deal with the next half-corpse man.

Because the circle-chatting ability of the disciples of Baihua Palace is too powerful, except for a few elders and heads who don’t like wild game and have special stoves, more than [-]% of the disciples of Baihua Palace and the male and female cultivators who were arrested, Qi Qiandie's corpse poison.

These male and female cultivators are just cauldrons, most of them have been abolished, and it is useless to absorb them.But the low-level disciples are not interesting to eat, and the time is tight, so Qi Qiandie put the first batch of food on the high-level disciples.

Although the scope had been narrowed down, because it was the first time to do this kind of work, and the first time to absorb so many people, Qi Qiandie was in a hurry and was busy all night before devouring the spiritual energy of a small half of the disciples.

"Sure enough, the absorption is too slow..." Qi Qiandie raised her head, half-closed her eyes and looked at the rising sun in the east, and said to herself: "It seems that we have to go back."

Although I have already used Anshen Rose, but what if Fuyao is more foodie, or more anxious?

"But luckily I was prepared." Qi Qiandie glanced at the "Little Floating Island" beside her, and took out an antique copper bell from her arms.

Qi Qiandie held the black rope on the copper bell with her left hand, and chanted something while shaking it vigorously.The iron ball in the copper bell hit the bell wall violently, but strangely, no sound came out. The whole process was like a silent film without sound.

In fact, it's not that there is no sound, but because it is a soul-destroying bell. Human ears cannot hear the sound made by the copper bell. Only souls or corpses can hear the sound made by the copper bell.

Of course, using materialistic scientific logic to explain, that is, the range of sound that can be heard by the human ear depends on the frequency of the sound, that is, from 20Hz to 20000Hz, we cannot hear the frequency above 20000Hz and below 20Hz arrive.

And the frequency of the sound produced by this copper bell happens to be in the range of frequencies higher than 20000Hz and lower than 20Hz, so the human ear cannot hear it.

As for why souls and corpses can hear, of course it is because the former has gotten rid of the shackles of the flesh, and the latter does not rely on ears to hear sounds.

"Oh! This story is really getting more and more scientific."