Mecha and God

My name is Mino, and I am a car repairer. I have traveled to the future to repair mechas.Future earthlings will be enslaved by foreign conquerors and become pariahs, while the conquerors are taller, stronger, and more beautiful. Other than that, they seem to be the same as us earthlings: building empires, opening military schools, developing technology, drinking Coke, but also gay.

They're gay for a very good reason - no women.At least I didn't see a woman in military school.So they are very happy to have sex every day.I have been repairing mechas for this group of dead gays for a long time. After seeing a lot of mecha shocks, I have also become a dead gay, and I have a male god I want to miss.

I finished my maintenance work early in the morning, found a step and squatted down. 10 minutes later, my male god appeared in the corridor with a thick flight manual.I happily opened the lunch box, and quickly put the rice into my mouth with his side face.Although I kept my head down, my peripheral vision was always around my male god, from his straight military uniform, to his straight long legs, to his shiny military boots—although he walked very calmly, every step he took The distances are extremely precise, as if planned by a ruler, just by looking at them, you can eat two more bowls of rice.

Having been satisfied both physically and mentally, I felt blissfully: I am really the happiest pervert in the world.

Unfortunately, he passed me quickly and disappeared around the corner of the aisle.Even if I raised my neck and looked in that direction as much as I could, I still couldn't see anything, and my sense of happiness instantly became negative.

In fact, I don't know his name, who he is, where he came from, and where he's going.It never occurred to me to enter his life.

But he brightened my life with little future.

I thought my liking was very simple, liking him was like appreciating an oil painting or a bouquet of flowers, because it is so beautiful that it must not be yours, so I liked it without any selfish distractions.

But squatting and waiting every day, squatting and waiting, squatting and waiting, waiting for a long time, it is different.

Whenever I stretched my neck, but I could no longer see his back, I felt helpless sadness in my heart.

When he came, I was as happy as a rising tide; when he left, the tide receded, revealing a beach riddled with stone crabs.

Tide clearly did nothing.The tide just passes over the beach, once a day.

But I looked at that person, and just looking at it made me want to cry.

******

Just as I was squatting there holding my lunch box and crying, a pair of military boots suddenly appeared beside me, and a man's frivolous and laughing voice came from above my head: "Mi Nuo Nuo, you are here to see him again, you are mine, why don't you Can you look at others at will? Tell me, should I gouge out your eyes?"

I looked up and saw Lu Qi and the group of boys behind him.

Without saying a word, I got up and ran.

Lu Qi is also an officer. He suddenly found me a few weeks ago and asked me to be his exclusive technician.I had tears in my eyes at first.I am very interested in mechs, but my social status is too low to get in touch with core technologies.And men, they always yearn for this kind of large-scale fighting weapon with a speed of more than two hundred yards per hour, so they immediately agreed and regarded him as a good brother who transcended class.

As a result, after Lu Qi took me into the mecha, he didn't bother to explain it to me, and just messed around, as if he really wanted to make something happen.

I just said to him, "No, Lieutenant, no date, we don't have a date."

Lu Qi didn't stop.

I suspected that he didn't understand, and repeated in various languages: "NO! Essie... Yay Butterfly Yay Butterfly Smecta!"

He smiled lewdly with pleasure.

From this, I was sure that he must be able to understand "Elegant Butterfly", but I didn't want to stop, so I bent my knuckles and pressed his head on the control panel.

I am such a principled and procedural person.

After I jumped out of Lu Qi's mecha that day, I heard from my fellow technician friend who was also a pariah that Lu Qi was a well-known playboy in the academy. Behind the lover, he was taken to the hospital.I think this kind of Play is too advanced. I’m just a mecha repairer on a small planet with seven or eight lines. I have to help feed the pigs when I go home on weekends.

But Lu Qi actually entangled me, entangled me!

Sometimes I sat up in a dream in the middle of the night, and all I said in my mouth were: Yayongdie Yayongdie Smecta!It is conceivable what kind of psychological shadow he caused to me.I was walking on the road, I was worried that Lu Qi would jump out from this aisle or that staircase, QJ me, hello!

Today is also the same, I just squatted on the road that my male god must pass, watching the profile of the adulterous male god to eat lunch, and I was almost caught by Lu Qi and QJ!I don't like this kind of person, can't you make me a quiet and low-key pervert, huh? !At noon, the lingering ghost came out to scare me...

As a mecha technician, how could I outrun him? I turned the corner and rushed to the men's toilet, trying to hide in it, but the toilet door didn't open automatically.In just ten seconds, I used a screwdriver to pry open the sensor and pulled off the power line of the automatic door, but the door still didn't respond.Damn, is this door stuck?

I was done thinking, and there was already a large wave of footsteps behind me.Lu Qi, who was leading the way, was carrying a nuclear gun on his shoulder. When he saw that I had entered a dead end, he showed a lewd smile: "You just hide here, Mi Nuo Nuo? I take this as an invitation to me."

"No toilet play, Lieutenant! No toilet play!"

Lu Qi shrugged his shoulders and raised the nuclear gun to me, "Come on, say it again to my gun."

"There is no toilet Play!" I said quickly.

Lu Qi was stunned for two or three seconds, "Okay, I'll give you another chance! I'll count to three, and if you don't change your mind, I'm going to shoot~"

The word "oh" has to be raised in pitch.

Seeing this kind of scum acting cute made my hands itch, so I stepped forward and slapped the muzzle of the gun away, grabbing his collar: "If I like you, I will get along with you; if I don't like you, I won't get along with you. Is there something you don’t understand? Why, because I’m a pariah, don’t I even have the freedom to like someone in an upright way?”

"Like?" Lu Qi laughed exaggeratedly, "Mi Nuo Nuo, you misunderstood, no one likes you, we don't like you, a lowly untouchable repairman. Your sweetheart passes by the corridor every day, but never Knowing that you exist, and I, just want to fuck you. So fuck me, or die."

My face turned green with anger.This scum wants to sleep with me, he doesn't even have a sweet word!Damn!Liars generally don't have to say I love you affectionately, you are so beautiful, why do you sleep with me here, or die.

He put the gun to my chest again. "I count to three."

I sneered, opened my hands, and backed away slowly, "Don't count, just shoot, shoot me in the face if you have the ability!"

"Yo, it's quite strong." Lu Qi stared at me for a few seconds, then put down the gun as if I couldn't help it, "So why?"

"what why?"

"It's impossible for you and your sweetheart. Now, I take the initiative to be your backer. Why do you, a pariah, refuse?"

I was silent for a few seconds, touched my conscience and said, "You are ugly."

The next second, Lu Qi picked up the nuclear gun and pulled the trigger.

Stray bullets shot out of the barrel, and I folded my hands to protect my head.At a certain moment, time paused, my pupils reflected the miniature nuclear bomb frozen in the air, and the familiar voice sounded in my mind——

"An offensive weapon appeared 3.14 meters ahead."

"According to calculations, the ballistic will hit the Messiah entity after 70ms."

"The entity damage rate is predicted to be 97.89%—apply for entity usage permission."

I laugh, my Protector is online.

I replied: "Agreed."

At that moment, a pair of hands calmly pressed my shoulders and quickly pulled me out of sight, as if my soul had been pulled out of my body.At the same time, a man in a long windbreaker brushed past me, stood in front of me, drew out the long sword at his waist, and slowly and firmly sealed it across the sword.The miniature nuclear bomb hit his sword like a slow-motion replay, bursting out a lot of light and heat, but fused with the blazing flame on his sword.

I didn't even feel a heat wave.

He turned his head and stared into my eyes calmly: "The crisis is resolved, and the space transition will start."

It was a face I knew so well, I saw him in the mirror every day.

my own face.

"Okay." I said.

Then, this "I" took me to disappear in place, and appeared on the back of the toilet door that couldn't be opened just now.

******

The first time I encountered Protector was when I fell from a mech stand more than 100 meters away.At that time I thought I was going to die.But the moment before I touched the ground, time paused, and a voice appeared in my mind, requesting permission to use my body.Based on the mentality of "I'm going to die anyway, it's better to try", I agreed to his request, and then he used the space jump, and I went straight through the concrete floor and fell to the basement floor.

I told my best friend about this: "Am I schizophrenic? Because I suffered a major trauma, I imagined a Protector to save me?"

"Suffering major trauma refers to psychological trauma. How can you, a creature like you who eats and sleeps every day, have major psychological trauma? Besides, don't you think it's too polite to apply for the use of the second personality of the body with the No. 1 personality? The most important thing is that he is so powerful that it does not conform to common sense. The principle of space leap is to decompose your whole body into particles and transfer them, and then synthesize them at the designated place. That is to say, the moment you fall to the ground, the huge kinetic energy It doesn't act on a crushing collision that would hurt you, but directly acts on the microscopic level, breaking you down into particles that permeate the ground. Do you know how much energy it takes to teleport a person? Theoretically, it can destroy a universe."

My friend said it was impossible, but he used me as an experiment every day, putting my life in danger.This guy who lives inside of me, always shows up in time, never misses and hurts me.

So Lu Qi pointed the nuclear gun at me. Although I was nervous, I was not afraid.

The energy of the miniature nuclear bomb is so great that it is enough to make the powerful him in my body feel threatened, wake up, and then solve everything.

******

When Protector returned my body, I was already in the toilet cubicle.Outside the toilet door, Lu Qi coughed in the hot smoke from the nuclear gun: "Where is the mother?! Could it be burnt to ashes! Where is it?!"

As soon as I thought that the toilet door was stuck and Lu Qi couldn't get in, I immediately panicked: "Come on, come on! Come to me if you have the ability! I like it so much, come on, come on!"

There was the sound of a trouser chain being pulled from behind.

I turned around, and a pair of familiar eyes looked at me without any waves.Although he just glanced at me lightly and finally rested his eyes on the doorknob, I already felt hunger like a conditioned reflex.

It's actually my male god!

The male god I eat with his profile every day!

The first time I appeared in the world of my male god, I teleported to his toilet cubicle, twisted his buttocks and said loudly when he hadn't pulled up his pants chain: "Come on! Come on me if you have the ability Ah! I can think about it, but it's itchy, come on, come on!"

Mino, aged 21, died.

The male god turned sideways, ignored the petrified me, opened the compartment door and went out to wash his hands.

At this time, Lu Qi kicked the toilet door open, and he rushed in with a group of younger brothers, and rushed straight in front of my male god, and yelled, "You, why did you run into the toilet!"

But I was in the cubicle, and there was only my male god who was calmly washing his hands outside. Lu Qi was stunned for a moment when he fixed his eyes.I can tell what he's thinking by looking at his idiot expression: One shot, the weak sufferer turns into a strong attack, fuck it!

If I don't go out, I'm afraid he won't be able to stop in his mind.

Lu Qi, who finally figured out the situation, was stunned for a moment, and then shamelessly asked my male god, "Colonel Long Yin. We are planning to play with this mech technician, should we add you?"

It turned out that his name was Long Yin, and he was still a colonel...

Wait, the point is, Lu Qi actually invited him just now...? !

Lucy the bastard!I'm so pure!I haven't been in a relationship yet!The only time I confessed my love to a little girl in my previous life was when she made a small report, and the whole school reported the criticism, okay?Staring at Colonel Long Yin for dinner every day is already the only entertainment I have left in this world. Lu Qi knows it well, but he still wants to tarnish my pure thoughts!

If Long Yin said: "Okay, let's have fun together~" my three views would collapse.

If Long Yin said: "People are poor and ugly, you can keep it for yourself." Then my three views will still collapse.

So before Long Yin opened his mouth, I had already punched Lu Qi.

The moment I shot, I didn't even react, let alone him.Although I have not undergone military training, I am still a man. I attacked with all my strength, and I heard a click in an instant, and the bridge of his nose was interrupted by me.Lu Qi wiped away the blood from his nose, took a step back, dodged my random follow-up attack, grabbed my shoulders, and planned to throw me to the ground with a back fall.

At this moment, Long Yin next to me shot like lightning, intercepted his wrist from mid-air and twisted it behind his back, pushing him face down on the sink.Lu Qi struggled for a while but did not break free from Long Yin's restraint, and smiled on the surface: "Colonel, I think you haven't figured out the situation yet, I have many people with me."

I hugged Long Yin's arm nervously.

In the military regime of the conqueror, in principle, everything is subject to the orders of the superiors, and the military rank represents everything.But the problem is that the military ranks in the military academy are all reserve, and there is no direct leadership relationship between the superiors and subordinates of different academies.Long Yin is not from Lu Qi's academy, no matter how high his military rank is, he can't order Lu Qi and his gang of scumbags.In other words, Lu Qi, a scumbag, might take Long Yin's turn by virtue of his large number of people!

Then don't I...

Do you want to see the scene?

But my male god didn't seem to hear Lu Qi's threat at all, and still restrained him indifferently.

"Don't let go yet? I think I've made it very clear..." Lu Qi said halfway, his face suddenly changed, and he twisted in horror.He began to howl in pain, eager to break free from Long Yin's grip, but Long Yin remained motionless.

Then, I saw... smoke.

When Long Yin pressed Lu Qi's wrist watch, smoke came out.

Blood flowed down Lu Qi's wrist, boiling while flowing.

Only then did Long Yin let him go.

Lu Qi grabbed his arm and retreated to his group of younger brothers.His right wrist can be seen showing a high degree of burn marks, with deep bone visible.Although the wound was slowly healing, there was already a hint of doubt and fear on his face looking at Long Yin.

"If this mecha technician is willing to invite me." Long Yin calmly wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and I found that his palm was intact.

"What, what?" Lu Qi stretched his right hand and barely stood up straight.

"You just asked me if I wanted to play with you guys." Long Yin said carefully, with a calm face, "If this mecha technician is willing, of course I won't shirk it. But he doesn't seem to want to play with you guys." , can't you see?"

Lu Qi stared at Long Yin with an angry face, "Colonel, are you determined to ruin our good business?"

"Dragging a mecha technician into the men's toilet to commit adultery is against military regulations, and it's not a good thing." Long Yin tapped on the fluency table with his slender fingers, "It doesn't matter how many people there are."

His eyes moved away from Lu Qi, and he looked at the younger brothers, "Who else has doubts?"

Everyone took a step back in fright.

Only Lu Qi refused to let it go: "Colonel Long Yin, you have been in the military academy for a month. It seems that you have never participated in any competition. I doubt where your military rank comes from."

My heart skipped a beat.The military ranks in the military academy all come from the qualifying matches of the mecha competition.

Sure enough, Lu Qi's next sentence was, "Solo? Whoever wins will take him to bed!"

My male god calmly grabbed the white gloves on the counter, held them up in front of him, and let them fall provocatively.