Mecha and God

After seven days of flying, we are nearing the end of this trip, which is the hometown of my male god.

"Now that we are at the most suitable orbital altitude for viewing Storm Harbor, I suggest you all go to the observation cabin."

Long Yin picked up my ventilator, and I shyly followed him to the viewing cabin, shaking my little stubble.

Then I was shocked by the hometown of my male god.

I fell in love with this land at a glance, deeply in love, and determined to live here for the rest of my life!

Stormhaven is a light purple fantasy planet, and because of our low orbit, she looks huge.The violet atmosphere is wrapped around the body like a veil, and it is also like a sea, submerged in countless satellites. Some of these satellites are man-made, and some are natural. You can see that there are greenery and buildings on those satellites. Rooted there.In short, the night in Storm Harbor should not be as lonely as the earth, with only one small moon dotting the night sky alone.

From now on, I will be a Laqidaimeng person, raising my glass to invite thousands of moons, it is so moral!

While having integrity, I think the name "Storm Harbor" is very familiar, as if I have heard it somewhere.But I couldn't think of it for a while, and I threw it behind me.

We did not land on the Storm Harbor itself, but on one of its small moons.The satellite has no rotation, and the male god said that you can drive around in 45 minutes, and you can adjust it if you want to see the sunset or the sunrise, but whether it is gravity or timing, it feels the same as the earth.Its sky, like Stormhaven, is lavender, and stars can be seen even in daylight.

Nian Xiang said goodbye to us there, saying that he was going to the imperial capital to purchase equipment.And the male god drives an aircraft similar to a car but suspended in the air, taking us deep into the planet.

I was very surprised, "Aren't we going to the imperial capital?"

"This is the imperial capital, but it is on the periphery of the imperial capital."

"Oh, your family lives in the urban-rural fringe area?"

The male god glanced at me.

"I don't dislike you... My family lives in a small planet on the seventh or eighth tier, so you don't have to think that you are not good enough for me."

But I soon realized how fucking stupid I was.

The road around the stars we drove was the kind that was planted with sycamores on both sides. At the end of the road was a huge rectangular artificial lake.At the end of the lake is a staircase rising from the ground, one left and one right, surrounded by a circular high platform. In the center of the high platform is a garden with lush flowers and trees, and a naked statue of the goddess of victory... After that, it is the fucking Palace of Versailles Oh fuck!Palace of Versailles!

Although I have little experience, I still know the Palace of Versailles!Not Versailles, but some other palace!It must be a palace anyway!The main body of the building is completely European-style, and it takes a lot of time and effort to build it. Even the pillars have to be inlaid with lace, and the drainpipes have to be carved like little monsters!

Our car finally parked next to the fountain on the high platform square. There is a statue of a naked man holding a javelin in the pool. The lines of human muscles are particularly beautiful.

The male god followed my gaze, "What are you looking at?"

"It's really big..."

The male god was silent for a few seconds: "This is my x chromosome provider, my biological mother."

Can you imagine, huh?

At the gate of the magnificent Palace of Versailles, I was wearing a hospital gown and slapping two small stubbles. When I saw my mother-in-law, the first thing I said was: really big.

Damn this day is not too bad? !

"Is this... the Castle Hotel?" I asked my male god eagerly with the last glimmer of hope.

My male god gave me a strange look and shattered my last hope, "This is the summer palace. It's hotter in the capital at this time, so I won't take you there."

Damn it!It's just a summer palace for summer!

I cried and hugged the male god's thigh with my little stubble.

God, who are you? Don't scare me!Every time I go home, I have to help the family feed the pigs, and the poor fried chicken at home...

I really want to post on Baidu to know: I went to register with my husband, and it turned out that his family is super rich, so rich that I was scared to cry, how to break it, online and so on.

My male god lifted me up by the neck and walked forward with his arms around me.

My little friends squeezed behind me, like a baby goose following a mother goose, refusing to leave the male god for a single step.

Walking to the front hall, we knelt down collectively again.

Extravagant and extravagant, everything looks golden, the crystal lamp is bigger than my house, the stairs are made of mahogany handrails, and the portraits of my male god's ancestors are hung on the walls, so handsome, so handsome that I cry!The floors are cleaner than the three of us!And I'm the fucking dirtiest of the three of us!And the butler!What's going on with this fucking tuxedo butler!

As soon as they saw my male god walk into the hall, they all bowed down, "Sir, welcome home."

"Have you prepared everything you were asked to prepare?"

The oldest butler didn't answer, but looked up at the three of us, "The guest rooms of several guests..."

"Guest?" My male god said sternly, and lifted my respirator forward, and I faltered and followed. "Have the doctors arrived yet? Arrange surgery for Madam now."

I'm becoming a lady now, huh? !

The old butler looked at me like this every minute, and it seemed that he was going to fight with me.

To be honest, I also understand him very well.

There used to be a cartoon called "Tarzan of the Apes".It is estimated that the old butler is like watching the lovely and charming Miss Jenny go to lie in the jungle, marry Tarzan, and live a life of pulling rattan in the future.

Don't say he's not happy, I'm not even fucking happy, can you believe this kind of thing? !My male god wants to pull rattan with me in the jungle oh oh oh oh, it must be a trap waiting for me to jump into it.

Just as I was thinking this, the trap came——

Behind the welcome crowd, there stood a little blond girl, wearing a very complicated baroque style palace dress, looking at us secretly through the wall, looking at me with eyes that were too upturned.She was also holding an old plush teddy bear in her hand. The little bear had a crying face and the corners of its mouth drooped.

My heart skipped a beat: Okay, it's you.

Jane and Mr. Rochester also encountered this situation when they went home.She is not deeply involved in the world, and she doesn't know that there must be complicated and complicated family ethics issues behind the child, but I have watched so many soap operas, and I know there are tricks at a glance.

I asked Long Yin directly: "Are you married again?"

Long Yin had a face full of shit: "What did you say?"

I blushed: "Then you, are you a harem! Tell me!"

Long Yin has a face full of shit, as if I owe him a lot of money.

"You are neither married twice nor have a harem, so who gave birth to that girl for you?"

"Girl! Where!" Chuanbei jumped up like a dog.

I tap my chin in the direction of the porch, and they all follow my gaze.

As a result, there were no ghosts there, and the little loli ran away.

"I have a younger sister." Long Yin explained, and added, "I'm single."

I thought to myself, it's over, there must be a bigger pit waiting for me to jump down.But so far, I can't stop laughing.Shuai Duojin can keep his eyes closed and still be single. I must have saved the whole universe in my previous life.I smirked and unexpectedly met the eyes of my male god. He looked at me in one way or another, as if he was going to kill me in a place where no one was around.Fortunately, the old housekeeper came up at this time and said that the doctor was ready and the operation could be performed as soon as possible.

The operation that the male god arranged for me was a prosthetic operation.Nian Xiang said that the big hole in my heart and lungs seemed to just need to be recuperated, and my arms were growing slowly. He wanted to see how I could recover on my own.So Long Yin ordered two newest mechanical arms for me.It's a bit heavy, but it connects to my nerves, works like the real thing, and looks like a real hand from the outside.In the future, as my real limb grows out slowly, the length of the robotic arm will be adjusted accordingly until it falls off, so there is no need for a second installation.The whole operation took about three to 10 minutes. It was not too complicated. After the operation, I don’t know if it was because of the anesthesia or something. Fingers connected to heart.

"Be careful." The doctor told me, "The most important difference between a robotic arm and a natural limb is that it has many functions."

"what?"

"Imagine now you're sitting at a dinner table and you don't have a knife."

I meditated for a while: "Hand pilaf?"

The doctor looked hopeless: "No, don't think about eating with your hands, think about knives, knives!"

Just as this word rang in my mind, a sleeve sword popped out from the inside of the mechanical arm, flattened in my palm, just an inch out of my fingertips.I jumped up in fright, "Wow wow wow wow wow!"

"And a full set of sabers."

Following his order, the five fingers of my left hand contracted, and with a clatter, I unfolded eighteen weapons, ranging from bottle openers to chainsaws.

"Of course, if you suddenly encounter danger and need to parkour..."

A hook lock with iron spikes suddenly shot out from my wrist. My male god sat directly opposite me and tilted his neck an inch. The iron spikes flew over his neck, and it was nailed into the wall with a click. Form a large cobweb-like crack.I looked at the shackle still attached to my wrist, pulled it, it was very strong, "So I'm Spider-Man?"

"What is a spider?" asked the doctor very ignorantly.When he realized that it was too unprofessional, he coughed twice and continued to introduce, "Finally, if you encounter any extremely dangerous situation..."

My entire mechanical right arm rapidly deformed like a flower, and finally turned into a giant cannon.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

"do not!"

"boom--"

It's too late.

Long Yin maintained the elegant posture of sitting on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed, but his whole body was pitch black and smoky, leaving only a pair of indifferent eyes.In the next second, the entire bed was carbonized and decomposed, turning into black ash all over the place.

"Long, Long'er! Yes, I'm sorry!"

Long Yin wiped his face, stood up calmly, and took a shower.

"Fortunately, I set the main gun barrel to safe mode, otherwise you may be the first lady Pendragon who murdered her husband in history." The doctor took out a handkerchief from his bag and wiped his forehead in fright. Khan, "In short, this is the most advanced custom-built robotic arm ever made, and you can use it to do not only the tasks of a natural limb, but also do many things beyond the limits of the human body. Its skeleton is very light and flexible, and at the same time it is indestructible , at most, it can provide you with a grip strength of [-] tons with one hand, comparable to a mech."

Long Yin, who had just come out of the bathroom, changed his expression in vain.

Later the doctor left, I snapped my fingers over there, my male god put on a silk shirt for me, and then put on a vest.I saw myself in the mirror with long blonde hair and felt strange.

I had long hair at the beginning because it was paired with jeans and a black racerback vest. It made me look like a motorcycle boy. He could jump on a Harley motorcycle and take the girl he liked to ride away. The coolness is boundless and endless. Career.

Now I am like a young master who was born into a wealthy family.

I thought I would be very happy, although I don't dream of marrying into a wealthy family like Xilou, it's just because it's incredible, not because I don't want to.I'm also very happy that I don't have to worry about food and clothing, and I don't have to worry about the pigs running away in the pigsty.

But I found that even when I stood in front of the ancient court mirror, I was still not at ease.

Is all this true?

"Now follow me to sign."

"Why are you marrying me?" I blurted out.

The male god buttoned up his shirt, "Do you want to be arrested and executed by Daedalus?"

"Now we are in the imperial capital, you look rich, there must be other ways to save my life, right? Why do you want to marry me?"

He walked up to me, stood still, and asked, "Don't you want to?"

Without waiting for my answer, he looked at his watch and said, "You still have 5 minutes to repent. After 5 minutes, the lawyer will come to the study to notarize for us."

After finishing speaking, I left, and I was dragged to two to five to eighty thousand.If you are determined, I will ask you to fuck me, right!bad guy.

I sprinted a few steps to keep up with his footsteps, and stuffed the mechanical arm into his palm.

******

The male god's study room is as high as three floors, the walls are bookshelves, the entire surface is full of books, and there is a moving ladder to climb around.Lawyers are already there.The male god flipped through it hastily, and signed it.The lawyer congratulated me, "Half of Mr. Pendragon's assets will be transferred to your name soon, ma'am."

"how much is it?"

Lawyers are in trouble.

Then he described it to me like this: "Enough to buy all the planets that the naked eye can see, if you want, madam. You will become the richest lady in the entire galaxy."

"……one?"

"I don't think there is one of them." The lawyer pondered for a while and said rigorously, "It's the richest one."

I shifted my gaze from the incomprehensible marriage contract to the male god across the desk, "Who the hell are you?"

"After signing, it will be your husband, but not now."

I don't quite understand the contract, but since I'm poor and know how to eat, I don't think I'll lose anything, so I plan to sign it.The problem is that I don't have hands, and the prosthetic limbs can't even hold the pen. Long Yin rubbed my leg underneath and reminded me, "Use your mouth."

hyper perverted.

In the end, the male god took the pen and planned to forge my signature to get the marriage certificate.

At this moment of changing my destiny, the study door was suddenly knocked open with great force.A lady in a dark green Basir skirt rushed in with a long skirt, which shocked us a lot.

Long Yin lowered his face and pursed his lips tightly, looking unfriendly. "You're breaking into a private house, Mrs. Johnny."

"To prevent you from doing stupid things!" The elderly lady rushed forward and tore up the documents on the table. After confirming that they were no longer valid, she straightened up proudly and sat down on the lawyer's seat, "I I heard that you are going to marry a pariah, Long Yin. You will make your family the laughing stock of the entire imperial capital."

"My family has provided a lot of laughing stock for the high society, but they will still curry favor with every Pendragon family mistress in all public places, and I believe this time is no exception."

"I'm a boy." I patted the table dissatisfied.

Long Yin said sorry, "Men and women have often become a kind of identity, after all, we don't have many women here anymore."

"My God, you are so mean to say such things in front of a lady!" The lady was very angry, looked at me a few times, and continued to scold Long Yin, "Are you serious? A country from a small planet on the seventh or eighth tier People, the mechanic who helps in the mecha warehouse? With your status, you have the capital to marry a woman, a woman who can actually give birth naturally!"

I am very upset, what is a countryman from a small planet on the seventh or eighth tier, what you are talking about is my mother earth!I am very proud of being an earthling!You nobles in the capital, Stormport, don't look down on our small planet on the seventh and eighth tiers!You great Mr. Pendragon are all vying to be the son-in-law of the earth!

"A real woman may not have his genetic health. I have seen his genetic map, which is good for our offspring."

The lady stared at us for a few seconds, "Long Yin, you know, I can't just sit and watch this marriage happen under my nose. I want to tell all the noble ladies in the whole imperial capital about your situation, maybe our experience I can warn you not to do stupid things."

"You can't." Long Yin said, "Our marriage involves some military secrets, which cannot be made public."

She raised her head, "Oh, then do you want His Majesty the Emperor to intervene in the ruling? Do you think His Majesty the Emperor will just sit back and watch you mess around?"

Long Yin smiled: "Then don't bother you."

Madam was obviously very dissatisfied with the result, "Long Yin, I have always treated you as my own son."

"But I'm not, ma'am. I'm the Patriarch of the Pendragon Family, the Great Elector of the Imperial Council. I respect you, but I'm not at your mercy." Long Yin said solemnly, "I hope you can keep today's conversation a secret, Our marriage is not being made public."

Madam thought for a while, "You don't need to make it public. You can also judge whether the mech technician from this small planet on the seventh or eighth tier can become another owner of Camelot Palace. The day after tomorrow, there will be a summer ball in the palace. People are equivalent to being recognized as a first-class nobleman. All the girls and omega who want to squeeze into the high society in the whole empire will fight for it, and they will all be inspected by the Women's Federation of the Galactic Empire. If you have confidence in your omega, then at least Let him obtain a permit to enter a noble family. Of course, if all the women of status in the entire empire give him a red card, this marriage will naturally fall through."

"nonsense."

"You can wait until the moment the Women's Federation annuls the marriage to say that."

Madam held her big skirt, turned around and got up proudly to leave.

"Wait." Long Yin glanced at me, "He needs devil training."

"What! Don't change your mind so quickly! You are the alpha of the family!"

"Very happy." Zhuang Seini gave me a wicked smile, curtseyed, and proudly walked away with her head held high.

Long Yin and I were left looking at each other across a pile of waste paper.

"What is the Galactic Empire...Women's Federation?"

"It's a very scary organization. It's full of menopausal women over 480 years old. They specialize in helping noble young masters matchmaking, dealing with husband and wife conflicts and ao conflicts, and paying special attention to maintaining the marriage harmony of the heads of the nine major families. It is very important in Storm Harbor. You know, the ratio of male to female in our race is seriously out of balance, women are as precious as giant pandas, the law stipulates that women cannot be sentenced to death, and the Women's Federation is also a state institution, which has the power to abolish and allow noble marriages."

"Then... what is included in the Omega assessment?"

"Including family background, appearance, manners, education, table manners, dance, mathematics, philosophy, theology, integrity of x chromosome, integrity of natural limbs..."

"Damn it, I only feed pigs."

Long Yin shook my mechanical fingertips, "That's why I invite Mrs. Zhuang Seni to train you with the devil."