Mecha and God

On the other side of the door, Long Yin waited a little irritably, walking back and forth outside, while Xilou obediently sat on the bench behind him peeling his fingers.When I came out, they all came up and asked how I was.

"Dr. Nian didn't find anything wrong. I'm mentally normal." I handed the mental health certification form with the normal seal to Long Yin. He heaved a sigh of relief and said to me solemnly, "I told you, this There are indeed some unrecognizable and incomprehensible things in the world, called supernatural phenomena." So he made a decision not to go back to the gloomy summer palace, and took me to live in the imperial capital for two days.

"...Don't, don't! I quite like it there."

That little loli last night, she almost brought me in front of Access, and then the message was interrupted in the dressing room, no matter what, I will go back to the summer palace to see her again.And I also wondered if Lucifer was really hanging around my neighborhood as she suggested.This is the civilization center of the human empire, if Lucifer is here, it must be extremely dangerous.

"I also recommend the summer palace as a sanctuary for recuperation. The environment of the summer palace is relatively good, quiet, without outsiders, and you can go hunting if you have nothing to do. It is suitable for nervous and anxious newcomers to relax." Dr. Nian followed him with his pockets in his pocket.

My male god's eyes wandered between me and Dr. Nian, "Did you guys reach a deal?"

As expected of a 17-year-old who knows how to fight in the palace!I was scared to my knees in minutes!

Just when I was speechless, Nian Xiang said, "Just put him in that scene and overcome his deepest fear to recognize that those distorted illusions are just extensions of thinking brought about by an overly inflated imagination. In order to achieve a better recovery effect."

My 17-year-old male god, who knows how to fight in palaces, paused for two seconds, "Oh."

Can't help but praise knowledge is power.

We were about to leave when Dr. Nian folded his arms and yelled, "The two young men who are about to get married can go first, but the one among the four of you who needs more psychological treatment must stay."

I was confused for a while, and then I saw that the male god and Chuanbei all looked at the west building, and then I remembered that my little friend really needed treatment more than me.

What happened to him has not passed for a few days, and Chuanbei and I have no idea how to mention it to him, and we kept silent without touching his sad things.Can I say this is fucking bullshit, look forward?Doesn't this fucking mean that my back doesn't hurt when I stand and talk? If I'm being treated like this or that, I might commit suicide too.But I can't say yes, you go commit suicide and sink into that sinful night.Neither is right.

Especially the instigator or me.

Or rather, the two of us.

Feeling my frustration, the male god squeezed my hand.

I am very sorry.We were both very aggressive at the time, strangling Lu Qi to death, who knew that Lu Qi would also strangle us to death, like mad dogs.In the end, neither of us was bitten, but Xilou was bitten.

"Then trouble you." The male god nodded to Nian Xiang, put the coat on the hanger again, and wanted to squeeze the bench with me.

"You'd better go." Dr. Nian passed Xiaoxi Building with his arms around him and walked inside. "You two are in the way here."

Chuan Bei said: "I'll stay here with Xilou, you don't have to worry."

Long Yin and I were kicked out in despair.

"The main reason is that I didn't think well. I only cared about you and didn't take him into consideration." He said, he opened the car door, protected my head and sent me into the co-pilot.

"It's too late to say anything now. The most important thing is to find a good marriage for him. His childhood dream is to marry a high-ranking officer for nothing. No matter what, there must be a pure physical relationship."

While driving, Long Yin swore that he would treat Xilou as his own daughter and find him a husband's family. "But the more important thing now is that you have to marry into your husband's family first, my good wife."

"Ok?"

"The review of the Women's Federation of the Galactic Empire, have you completely forgotten that there is such a thing?"

I just learned that I might be God, what the fuck do I care about the Women's Federation of the Galactic Empire? !I stared at the busy flight path, and automatically filtered Long Yin's nagging, one ear went in and the other went out.I can't wait to test my superpowers now.Nian Xiang said that I can control the machinery through the ruling program, so what about these floating vehicles?

A black matte sports car speeds past us.I stretched out a finger, gestured secretly, and said silently in my heart, "Flip."

The sports car rolled in the air, cut across our lane, and braked hard.We were sitting in the car while being hit in the face by an air bag.Long Yin's anger was maxed in an instant, and he slammed the car door to get out, "How did you drive?"

And I turned pale with fright, looked down at my mechanical arm, and moved my fingers, "It really works."

The owner of that sports car was also a military officer, and at a young age, there was a very handsome boy sitting in the co-pilot.The young officer shrank when he saw my male god, and said weakly, "Sir, I don't know what happened, the car suddenly turned over..."

"You're speeding."

"I just bought a new car, took my boyfriend for a ride, and wanted to make him happy..."

My male god had a sullen face: "I also took my boyfriend for a ride, but you bumped into me, what should I do if my boyfriend is unhappy?"

I was amused by him.My male god looked at me frequently, I just met his gaze, walked out and leaned on the front of the car and said, "Hey, the car is not bad."

The young officer touched his freckled nose: "Look, sir, your boyfriend is not unhappy..."

Long Yin almost beat him with his hands.

After repeatedly telling the two children to drive as carefully as a mecha, Long Yin came back and asked me: "The car is not bad?"

"Not bad, very cool."

He snorted and looked at his watch, "I'll take you to see Mrs. Johnny next. She's going to give you special omega training."

He stopped at the intersection, opened the car door, left me, and walked away.Madam Joanseney stood in front of me holding a slender lady's umbrella.

She reached out to me, I took it, and kissed the back of her hand like in a movie.

"Although the posture is not very standard, but fortunately the attitude is correct."

While speaking, a soldier behind her stepped forward and nodded to me.

Mrs. Johnny introduced us, "This is Captain Carter. He has just returned from the front line and has never been to Storm Harbor before. This is Lord Mino from the sentinel planet. It is the first time for both of you Stepping into the heart of a galactic empire, and about to step into high society, has a lot to learn."

"When did I have a title?"

Mrs. Zhuang Seni held an umbrella calmly, and told me with her eyes: I randomly swooped one.

So I, who suddenly became a nobleman, stretched out my hand to Lieutenant Carter awkwardly.He was a handsome young officer, with fair hair and eyes, and a soft, agreeable features.

But his character...

He actually glanced at my hand and looked away.

Mrs. Johnny raised her chin, "Captain Carter, restrain your arrogance and show respect to others, even if he looks inferior to you. Because of arrogance, it is easy for people to contempt for those who are inferior to them on the surface, and then pay A terrible price. That's why we have such a thing as etiquette."

Captain Carter said lightly, "I'm allergic, I don't know if touching him will make me sick."

"If you can't even guarantee a healthy body, then why do you expect yourself to marry into the elector's family? Do you think that as a noble omega, all you need is to be raised in a greenhouse?"

Captain Carter frowned under Mrs. Johnny's reprimand.

"Forget it...he might really have something to hide." I smoothed things over.

I've seen many conquistadors bossing around the untouchables because they felt superior to them because of their origin and blood, such as Lu Qi's kind of scum.But this Carter, there was no similar emotion in his eyes: anger, contempt, cruel malice, and so on.

He looked at me with no emotion at all, just a kind of earnestness and concentration that was close to empty, as if he was studying something carefully.Although it also made people feel uncomfortable, it didn't make people feel disrespected.I think the conquerors who may be on the front line have never heard of the sentinel planet, so they don't have any knowledge of the advantages and disadvantages of races, and they are just curious.Not shaking hands with me, it should not be out of the high-ranking person's rejection of the low-ranking person.

But Mrs. Johnny didn't think so.

"Captain Carter, apologize and show your sincerity."

Carter was stunned for a long time, then stretched out his hand, "I'm sorry. Nice to meet you."

I also held out my hand.

The moment I touched him, a piercing siren suddenly came from the terminal of my bracelet.Just as I was wondering what happened, my mechanical arm clasped his wrist tightly uncontrollably, and the other mechanical arm flew away his arm that was blocking in self-defense, and directly strangled his neck!

I actually strangled Carter's neck in broad daylight!

I heard Mrs. Johnny screaming, "My God!"

"Yes, I'm sorry!...I didn't mean to!"

"Lord Mino! Let go of Captain Carter! Let go!"

Me and Carter tore my arm apart.

He straightened the collar of his military uniform with a flushed face, "This is really an unforgettable first meeting."

"What's going on here!" Mrs. Johnny pulled me to her side.

"I'm sorry... actually my hand..." I almost blurted out that my arm is a prosthetic.But I remembered that yesterday afternoon, in Long Yin’s study, he mentioned that the Women’s Federation of the Galactic Empire also evaluated the integrity of the body, and couldn’t help swallowing the second half of the sentence, “Actually, this is the etiquette of our earth people. When you meet new friends In order to express your happiness, you strangled his neck severely. I used the most conservative one, a one-handed pinch; a more standard two-handed pinch; a higher-standard neck pinch is used to meet aliens The leader, the king of our earth will come forward in full costume, grab the other leader's neck with both hands, and then shake it fiercely. The longer the shaking, the redder the other person's face will be, the more it shows that our friendship will last forever."

Mrs. Johnny had a fuckyou look on her face, "I think your planet was blown up by a visiting alien leader hundreds of years ago."

I touched my nose, "Isn't that you..."

"Anyway, you two are too shameful!" Madam Joanseini reprimanded us both, "One is arrogant, and the other actually strangles someone's neck. Are you really ready to marry the two most powerful alphas in the Galactic Empire tomorrow? Judging by your looks, you are still little boys who don't understand anything!"

"That's why our alpha handed us over to you." Captain Carter said coldly.

Mrs. Johnny angrily drove the two of us to her, "Take two steps."

Captain Carter and I looked at each other, then walked up.

"Carter's posture is all right, very graceful. But Mino, what's the matter with you? Please tell me why you have bow legs and put your hands in your trouser pockets!"

"I... I'm taller. I'm 1.8 meters tall, ma'am. My legs are long and I accidentally bent them. I put my hands in my pockets because there's nowhere to put them."

Mrs. Johnny sighed deeply, "Either keep your legs straight, or wear a skirt. As for your hands, hold this."

She gave a bag and a...lady's umbrella.

"No!"

My cries went completely unheeded.

"When you walk, keep your back straight, your steps steady yet light, and try to walk in a straight line..." Holding on to her slender and long lady's umbrella, she swayed her Basil skirt as she walked forward Go, the lady's umbrella swayed left and right with her figure.

Carter held up the lady's umbrella with his eyes open, and followed behind her, imitating the rules.

I desperately followed behind.

"Carter, your umbrella handle stuck in my eye."

"Oh. Sorry."

"Mino! What are you doing! You are not asked to act exaggeratedly! Are you Cuihua'er carrying a basket of eggs into the village?! The kind that sings while walking!"

"Dididi." As soon as Mrs. Zhuang Seni finished speaking, the bracelet terminal displayed that Long Yin was calling me.I opened it and found that it was the back of the three of us.I was at the end, holding an umbrella and trying very hard to shape up.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." He laughed happily and pervertedly on the opposite side, and a normal person would call the police every minute when he heard the rhythm.

"Go to hell! Bitch!" I turned my head and glanced vigilantly, this bastard actually sent someone to secretly take pictures of us!stoka!

【Diary of a male god】

Wife likes Bugatti Veyron.

To change cars.