Mecha and God

Fragrant clothes, beauties with wine, and the classical music flowing from the violin fingertips unfolded slowly in front of us, illuminated by the bright lights of the crystal chandeliers.

"Is there some strange person here to make trouble?" Suddenly a familiar voice came from my ear, accompanied by the sound of high-heeled shoes stepping on the marble floor, "Oh, it turned out to be you."

"Mrs. Johnny, there was an illegal trespass just now!" The captain of the guard rushed in to salute her, and glanced at the three of us.

"No, it's not trespassing illegally. You guys go out." Madam Joanseney raised her red wine gracefully.

I got up from the ground and straightened my hair, "Thank you."

"I'm still wondering why you haven't come yet, is it because you ran away?"

I laughed: "I'm not even afraid of your great elector, how can I be afraid of a small ball?"

"You should be afraid, young man." Mrs. Johnny took out a long scroll, which dragged the floor. On it was a form. The title of the form read: Examination Form for Lord Mino of the Whistle Planet. "Today I will not show mercy."

"I'm really Lord Mino of the sentinel planet..."

"Of course, this is a gathering of nobles. Commoners and pariahs have no right to enter, so I had to register a noble title for you overnight." Mrs. Johnny finally found the scoring item she needed, "...ah, here , punctuality, deduct ten points. Lord Mino, don’t you know that punctuality is the most basic virtue? If you can’t even get up early, I think your self-control ability must be quite poor.”

I immediately supported my waist, "If it's because the Elector is not restrained that I'm late, can this be added back to me, ma'am?" He must be willing too.

Zhuang Seini turned down the scroll with great joy, found the item of "physical strength", and then deducted twenty points, "I'm sorry, we believe that only strong girls and omega can produce strong offspring, so, I think you may Unqualified and great elector to breed the future star of the empire."

I touched my nose, "My waist is not sore at all!"

"Lie, deduct fifty."

"wtf!"

"If you speak rudely, fifty bucks will be deducted!"

"..."

So the minute I walk into the party, my score is negative.Captain Carter gave me a sympathetic look, and I tossed the red wine at him in agony.And Mrs. Zhuang Seni turned around and found the next target: "Your belly is too big to wear an evening dress, Countess Kessel. It is a shameful act to conceive without marriage, especially when the father of the child is still a wealthy woman." Husband of wife. I will not allow you to participate in tonight's summer ball, don't even think about naming the surname of an innocent person on the child in your womb, and then continue to be your mistress who is free from justice." The countess burst into tears on the spot.

Seeing Mrs. Zhuang Seni's sternness, I was extremely depressed, and I hid in the bathroom with Chuan Bei and Xilou for a brief meeting. "What's wrong with this?"

Chuan Bei leaned against the wall and played with his watch.It was a new toy he bought online with the inflatable doll yesterday, and he used money stolen from my husband.At this moment, he was still absent-minded, and I felt a strong sense of powerlessness, "So no one cares about me! I'm negative now!"

Chuan Bei laughed, "Do you want me to tell you some good news?"

"Is there a way for you to add some points to me so that I can legally marry my male god?"

"No."

"Then what a fart."

Chuan Bei opened a three-dimensional map, and a huge blue gem was projected in the toilet cubicle: "Look. La Mer."

"what happened?"

"If I'm not mistaken, Mrs. Johnny just strung it up with a platinum necklace and hung it around her neck. Is this considered good news?"

I wiped my face, this old woman actually robbed the family heirloom of eighteen generations of my family, and also robbed my access, just to decorate her neck!

Must fight with one!

"There are still three hours until twelve o'clock at noon."

I pulled up my pants. "If I fail the test, I'll have my boobs."

"Let me go!"

"That's right."

I led Chuanbei and Xilou back to the hall again, and Mrs. Zhuang Seni was walking among the crowd like a courtesan.However, the average courtesan will not take out a scroll and shake his head to give you a score after talking with you.I felt guilty when I saw the scroll, but thinking of Michael, who had been missing for ten days, and the male god who was still waiting for me to go back and marry him, I still mustered up the courage to go forward. "lady……"

Mrs. Johnny turned around, then raised one eyebrow, and scolded me in a low voice, "What's the matter with you, you don't even zip up your trousers!" Write exhibitionist in the remark.

I lowered my head and pulled up the pants chain with a blushing heartbeat, and my eyes focused on her chest again, and it was there!so big!

Mrs. Johnny found that the three of us were looking directly at her chest, and looked down, "That's right, this is the Mystery of the Pendragon family's sea blue. As the custodian, I will temporarily modify my necklace. I don't think anyone will have an opinion."

"Really, really big!"

"Snapped!"

Mrs. Johnny gave me a slap in the face, and deducted [-] points for "sexual stability".

Chuan Bei dragged me behind, put his hands on his belly and bowed. I have never seen Chuan Bei who wears big slippers every day and clenches his teeth while eating is so polite in my life.

"My lord, Lord Mino is just paying you high respect."

"lofty respect?"

Xilou pushed Chuanbei's arm, indicating that he should pull his eyes out of his chest, but Chuanbei still murmured to his chest, "Ma'am, according to the customs of our earth people, keep your eyes Aiming at the chest of the hostess is a normal etiquette; but putting your hands on it is the highest etiquette for guests to affirm the host's offer."

After he finished speaking, I felt bad. I already used this routine yesterday!as expected--

"Clap!"

Among the three of us, there was only one Xilou left, and he was terrified: "Madam, no, don't hit me! I don't think it's because you have big breasts, I, I'm just helping them figure out how to steal La Mer! "

"Clap clap clap!"

******

The three of us in suits sat side by side on a chair by the wall, with swollen cheeks, like three unwanted dogs.

"Nuo Nuo, I really want to help you steal gems..." Chuan Bei said weakly.

"Shut up! You pervert, nymphomaniac! Chuanbei several times! What kind of grudge!" I buried my face deeply in the mechanical arm. "I knew I shouldn't be in this kind of place. We just kept losing face, losing face, losing face! I just kept... getting farther and farther away from him..."

"Don't deny yourself like that." Xilou put his arms around my shoulders, "If there is a form that assesses simplicity, kindness, diligence, bravery, pig raising skills, mech repair expertise, telling dirty jokes, you must get full marks, Nuo Nuo. Everyone has their strengths and things they're not good at, and that's normal."

"But I will lose a lot of things because of this... I will lose Long Yin." I lowered my head silently, "I really hope that I can be calm everywhere, be able to cope with this kind of situation, and stand beside him generously."

Chuan Bei looked at his watch, "There are still 10 minutes left. If we don't get access again, we will miss the appointment with Lucifer. Do we want to use planb?

"Okay." I sighed, and took out the sack behind my back, "After you wrap up Mrs. Joanseney, gag her and run upstairs. I have Carme in my bracelet." Access to all the rooms in the Los Palace."

Chuanbei patted my shoulder.

The same goes for the West Building.

I am lost.In the end, I still want to kill people here.

I tidied up my emotions and gave Chuanbei and Xilou a wink. The three of us mixed into the crowd and surrounded Mrs. Zhuang Seni from three directions.At that time, Chuan Bei will be in charge of putting a sack on her, I will be in charge of firing warning shots and knocking down the crystal lamp in the living room, Xilou will scream and call for help from another direction, attracting the attention of all the palace guards, and let them rescue him .Taking advantage of this time, Chuan Bei and I can carry the hooded Mrs. Johnny up the stairs, hide in any room and ask for her breasts.

...I mean La Mer on her chest, trust me.

When we slid into the center of the hall again with coquettish dance steps, I don't know why, I always feel that the harmonious atmosphere has become a little stagnant.The most pretentious nobles in the entire empire slowly lowered the corners of their mouths, like rabbits who sensed danger, and moved their eyes away from the faces of their conversation partners from time to time, and slid around.The continuous low-key conversation under the cover of the music suddenly stopped at a certain moment.Everyone felt a kind of inexplicable tension sitting in the crater. Everyone looked around the familiar friends in the social circle, but found nothing, and then laughed awkwardly, wanting to tell themselves that nothing happened occur.

Chuan Bei in the crowd gave me a wink, and I used my eyes to reassure him that all this is just our illusion, our simple and crude plan will never be exposed, even if it is exposed, it will not let this group of adults Miss and Die gay are disturbed.Chuanbei then lowered his head and continued walking.

Now, the two of us are only about five meters away from Mrs. Johnny at the edge of the dance floor.I can see the shadow cast by the shadow of the stairs on her, and in the corner of my vision, Earl Carter's expensive trousers and leather shoes.She and Earl Carter talked in a low voice in an empty corner.Because both of them kept their voices very low, I don't know the specific content of their conversation, but judging from the body language of both people, they are very angry.

That's strange, isn't Earl Carter the little fresh meat of Mrs. Johnny?

Isn't he the benchmark omgea in her mind?

Hmm... It seems that it is not easy to be a benchmark.

But all of this has nothing to do with me anyway, I just need to be responsible for killing the huge and gorgeous crystal lamp above my head.

I took out the gun from behind, and pulled the safety catch with a click.

Chuan Bei has also approached the back of Mrs. Zhuang Seini.

And at this moment, Mrs. Johnny said "No" loudly, and then I saw Earl Carter, who had always been polite, suddenly took out a gun from his arms!

a gun!

His attack speed was quite fast, and he pulled the trigger right between Madam Joanseney's eyebrows.I didn't have time to react at all, so I raised my hand and shot, killing his wrist first.The sound of gunfire echoed throughout the hall of Camelot Palace. All the visitors were frightened and took a breath. Carter, who was in the center of the storm, did not have the reaction that a normal person should have at all.His wrist was broken, and the palm and arm were at a sixty-degree angle, leaving only a thin layer of skin connected, and he had no pain, no anger, and he didn't even hum, he just turned his face around suddenly, gloomily Geode looked at me.

A drop of pure white liquid fell to the ground.

Then two drops, three drops.

Where he was injured, the indigo ion sparks wrapped the wires and steel frame structure under the artificial skin, making a whizzing sound.

Carter is not human!

"We meet again." He raised the corners of his mouth indifferently and distantly. "I said it will end today, Messiah."

Carter Julian turned out to be the same person as the old butler of the Summer Palace! The world of AI is so fucking complicated!Is there anyone alive around me, huh? !