Mecha and God

"Don't! You have to be a little bit of a priority, okay? We have an emergency battle meeting in 10 minutes, 10 minutes! Are you going to waste your time in unnecessary temper tantrums? Can you be more mature? You can talk to me now. I can hear you from all over the world. The longer you quarrel, the faster you fuck. Do you want others to gossip behind your back, saying: Hehe, Long Yin is not only bald, but also very fast! Do you think Is that so?"

Long Yin was about to strangle me to death: "No fuck! No!"

I turned over and cried silently: "After I married you, you treated me badly at all. At first you scolded me, beat me, took me away from home, suffered bullying, and now you even fuck me It's all gone... Ah, what's the point of living with you! I'm going back to find my mother."

"Are you human? Just wanna fuck. You're not even human!"

Those words hurt my feet.

I turned over and sat up and threw the pillow on his face: "Long Yin, you fucking say it again! Who are you saying is not human?!"

Long Yin saw that I turned my face, immediately sank his face, and insisted: "You! You are not human! As the Great Elector of the Galactic Empire, I have seen countless people. As far as I know, it is impossible for a person to be so smart, so powerful, and more powerful. The most important thing is that it looks good. I have never seen such a perfect person like you, do you think I am wrong?"

I couldn't help it right away: "Damn, what you said is so reasonable that I can't refute it at all! Yes, I am indeed not a human being. I am the strongest artificial human created by the Lazidaemons and the Hilos. The reason why I am The term artificial man is used because I am not a machine, and my body is completely organic, just like yours."

Long Yin pinched me to test the elasticity of my skin, then lifted my vest and touched my belly, and hooked the edge of my panties to look in.

"This place is pretty realistically made."

"Not only is it realistic in shape, but it also has complete functions. Colonel Long Yin, do you want me to shoot you in the face?"

"not needed for now."

As Long Yin said, he lifted my two legs without integrity, I couldn't support my balance and fell on the bed, and scolded him: "I remember just now someone said no nonsense, no fuck!"

"I'm studying your shell structure."

"Study you bald! Where do you put your hands!"

Long Yin stared down at me, "The sphincter is also very sensitive."

I kicked him away in embarrassment, and he sat down behind my feet, staring at me thoughtfully, and finally came to the conclusion: "It is indeed a human body."

"Nonsense! You didn't know you hugged me before!"

Long Yin groaned, saying that he thought the mecha was really damaged.

"What's wrong with that empty joyful expression on your face!"

Long Yin said sternly: "My first sexual fantasy object was my first mecha, and his system was called Don Juan at that time. I think I can accept any form. The mecha is the man of Laqidaimeng His dignity is also the weapon and comrade-in-arms of Laqidaimeng man, isn't it every man's ultimate dream to make love with him?"

I was shocked: "It's not! You wake up!"

Long Yin was frightened: "It turns out that other people are not like this?!"

"Who the hell would want to fuck a bunch of poles! Isn't that a pervert!"

Long Yin received a knowing blow.

Then he raised a finger at me: "You didn't hear anything."

I took his fingers with my whole hand: "That's not the case."

Long Yin had a look of lovelessness.

"But fortunately, the person you choose to spend your life with in the end, that is, me, is not a low-end mech system like Don Juan. My forms are very diverse and I have always been in human form..."

Long Yin touched my arm and interrupted me, "Nuo Nuo, I don't like to hear you slander my first love..."

"Don Juan's low-end mecha system!" I raised my voice.

"Yes! Don Juan is really difficult to use, and often freezes! I gave up using him to improve my skills after three months, because he is too low-end! Can't compare with you!" Long Yin insisted , and was very angry, and even picked up the pillow for me and stuffed it in my arms to give me comfort. "So you...you are a humanoid system. How is this possible?"

"Let's put it this way. First, I'm a human being. Second, they programmed me with my genes to simultaneously become a supercomputer. In addition to the part of my head that forms my personality, there's also a part of my brain that supports and Run the Promised Land. I am its administrator and its carrier. And I can also manipulate the machines—the ones that have not been transformed by Lucifer. Because the orders to obey me are engraved in the machines.”

Long Yin digested for a long time: "So you can easily kill Lu Qi."

"That's my self-defense ability as a super system, you can understand that. Although my body is human, there are always some stronger places."

"You also killed Samael over Storm Harbor, and killed strange demons in the city of the ancients, using... your mind?"

"We entered the virtual world, and I knocked out their consciousness."

"God." He sighed.

I played with the ends of my hair and made a funny face: "Some people do call me that, but it's actually in the virtual world."

"I'm with you," he compared me and himself, smiling wryly, "but I don't understand you at all."

"Probably because we've only known each other for three months."

"No, Nuo Nuo, you should have told me earlier. I have never kept any secrets from you. But such a big matter, you have never discussed with me, my God, what did I miss? I missed Lu Qi chasing and killing you, The friend who missed Lucifer chasing you asked you to meet him... At that time, you still have to participate in the assessment of the Women's Federation of the Galactic Empire?"

I stroked his newly grown soft black hair: "It's all over, okay? Although it's a bit chaotic, the ending is good. If there is no Lucifer's attack, I probably wouldn't be able to pass the women's federation's assessment."

"But you are working hard, and as the person closest to you, I can't help you. I even quarreled with you...I missed you for a long time. I thought we could go together when we met, but..." He revealed With an aggrieved and sad expression, "Do you think I can't be trusted? Or do you not regard me as your life partner?"

"No, it's not like that." I stuffed myself into his arms, "Although I'm usually very clingy and dependent on you, but when it's really dangerous, I hope to be carried by myself. I think you're in trouble. Will it be like this sometimes? We are all men, and protecting important people from danger is the bottom line of men. Although I am an omega, I feel the same as you."

"I don't want to be protected by you. I want to fight side by side with you." Long Yin said sullenly while hugging me.

"I often tell you the same thing, but you are still a machismo and do your own way, but if there is a situation, you will stop me behind you. I am not blaming you, but this is almost instinctive. You should understand me."

"Am I your important person?" After a long time, Long Yin asked me uncertainly.

"Yes." I kissed his eyes, "He is more important than the whole world."

Long Yin didn't believe it: "Is it that important?"

"Yeah." I nodded vigorously, "I will do everything for you too! You should always be kind."

Long Yin pinched my face: "Why do I feel that you don't trust me more?"

"It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't trust people. At first I didn't know what I was. I was afraid that if I was too different from others, I would be used for experiments by weirdos like Dr. Nian—you conquerors Do that often."

Long Yin said: "I don't know how to do it."

"But you are just one person." I shook my head helplessly, "Human beings are innately hostile to aliens, you can swear to protect me, but there are 600 billion human beings in the Galactic Empire, you can guarantee that they will not hurt me , Fear me, destroy me? Can you guarantee that you can withstand the pressure of these people? Don’t say that I am not human. We both suffered a lot just because I was from Hilo. So even if you want to hold on, I don't want to see you in such a difficult situation."

Long Yin snorted coldly, "Speaking is better than singing." But the corners of his mouth rose slightly.

After a long time, he said, "I understand how you feel."

"Ok?"

He took out a syringe, stuck it under the skin, and pushed the medicine into his vein.

"This is……"

“Chuanbei’s wifi.”

My eyes widened: "What?!"

Long Yin stretched out his hand to me, "Come, let me show you."

"Look at what?"

"You'll know when you see it."

With his physical contact, I entered the virtual space.I don't know what's going on, but since it's something Long Yin wants to show me, it must be very safe.Soon, I found that I had stepped into the area of ​​the Summer Palace.It is still intact here, it seems that it was before being attacked by Samael.

Then I saw an ugly kid drawing in the garden.

When I saw him at first glance, I was shocked because he was really ugly, so ugly that he had no human shape.His body was very bloated, with half an undeveloped tail behind him, and his skin was so gray that it was so hard that cracks appeared, as if wrapped in a pile of mud.As a result, his facial features could not be seen clearly, only the yellow-brown eyeballs could be seen, and the pupils showed vertical stripes like lizards in the midday sun.

He painted very carefully, and he didn't notice that there were a few older children approaching behind him.They were all wearing gloves, and they threw him to the ground when he was not paying attention.They tore up his paintings and beat and kicked him.Although the ugly kids resisted fiercely, they lost a lot to the older kids in terms of strength.They cursed, called him a monster, and apologized for how he hurt them last time.They even went so far as to tear at his hardened skin.

I couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to step forward to stop them, who would have thought that they all suddenly moved away like a ghost, screaming in pain, and there were burn marks on their faces.And the ugly boy got up from the ground with blood and a green liquid on his body.His ugly face became more ferocious because of his anger, causing the group of older children to scramble and hide behind a domineering young master. I found that his eyebrows and eyes looked like Long Yin.

"Eldest Young Master, Second Young Master is bullying again..."

"Brother, they are talking nonsense!"

"Enough." The young master glanced at the ugly boy contemptuously.

"Brother, why don't you help me!"

"Don't call me brother. I'm not a monster like you."

I suddenly realized who the ugly boy was.

I was so sad that I wanted to cry.

But he was crying too, and I don't think I should be like him as an adult.When he was alone by the lake holding his tail in a daze, I approached him cautiously, like approaching a wounded animal.He was alert and irritable, and wiped his eyes quickly: "Who's there?!"

I raised my hands: "I have no malice."

"I haven't seen you near the manor. Are you from the countryside?" Xiao Longyin asked.

"Yes, the poor mountainous area of ​​the small planet on the seventh and eighth lines."

"So far away." Xiao Longyin raised his chin, "Then you must not know that this is a private domain. If you come here, you will be beaten."

"Aren't you the young master here?"

Xiao Longyin was a little discouraged, but still nodded: "Yes. I will let them hit you lightly."

I laughed and couldn't help but want to touch his head, but he avoided it.

"Don't you know? I'm a monster. I'm fierce. If you touch me, you'll get hurt."

"Oh, is that so? It just so happens that I also know such a friend, but he is not a monster. He said it's just a special constitution."

Xiao Longyin blinked curiously, and then became discouraged: "But even my brother said that. They don't like me, they say I'm a devil."

"That's because they're stupid."

Xiao Longyin was obviously very happy and shook his foot, but he didn't express any more.He said sternly: "A man can't speak ill of others behind his back. Mrs. Johnny taught me so."

"She was right."

"That friend of yours, is he doing well?"

"He's fine," I told him. "He's a great hero, has a lot of friends, and is just and kind. Everyone loves being around him, even though everyone knows he gets burned. A person who guards his life."

"Brother said that I can't get a wife." Xiaolong said in a dull tone, "How did that friend of yours find a wife?"

"I don't know." I shrugged, "But he told me that God made him so special, maybe it was just to let him hold that person's hand, and he would know that it was him."

Xiaolong didn't quite understand, but he opened his mouth and said, "That's great."

I touched his head: "So, you have to become a great person."

Xiaolong made a faint sound: "I've been amazing. Because I don't want my wife to feel ashamed."

I cried.

"He will be very proud of you in the future."

【Diary of a male god】

Eighteen changes in the male university, it's me.

In fact, after chasing Nuo Nuo and becoming a winner in life, the main reason is that his face has grown.

Volume [-] The Last Battle