Prince Consort

The north wind blows, the snow flies, and the night is dark.

The four fields are extremely quiet, only an old post station stands alone beside the bare official road, standing vulnerable and helpless like a lonely woman in the wind and snow, waiting for travelers to stop.

In the innermost room of the inn, there lived three people, a mother and a son. The son and daughter slept on the bed, and the mother sat under the lamp.Maybe it was too sleepy, and my mother fell asleep on the desk without knowing it.

Suddenly, the boy lying on the outside shook his hands twice.

Then he sat up abruptly.

He looked to be about ten years old, or even younger, with dry hair, yellow skin, and long-term malnutrition had made him thin and weak.

If his mother had been awake, she would have seen a particularly strange scene——

He pulled open his trousers, covered his penis and wept with joy, muttering: "Thank God! At least it's still there! It's a little small, but it's still young, and it can still thrive!"

He was happy, but he didn't realize that the little girl beside him had been woken up by him.So the little girl rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked at him, then at his crotch, opened her mouth wide, and shouted in surprise, "Brother, why do you have an ugly thing here!"

He quickly gathered up his trousers and fastened his belt, his face was uglier than constipation.

——You are the ugly thing!Your whole family is ugly!

No, this little girl seems to be his sister, so it seems that "self" is included in it?

He pursed his lips and looked at his "sister".

It was really ugly-hair was thin and sparse, eyebrows were sparse, his face was withered and yellow, and there was no flesh on his body. No matter how good his foundation was, he couldn't stand such a toss!

He unceremoniously pinched the little girl's poor little face.

The little girl wailed in pain, and immediately burst into tears.

The woman who was sleeping at the desk woke up suddenly.

Surprised and joyful, she stepped forward and hugged him tightly: "Son, you are awake!"

son.

Hearing this name, he frowned slightly.Thinking of the real "son" begging him to take care of his "mother" and teach his "little sister" for "him" before he died, his brows further frowned.

He is not the master of this body.

He has the same surname as the original owner, Xie Ze'an, and he comes from the future 21st century.

The life spent under the name "Xie Ze'an" cannot be said to be without suffering or pain, but generally speaking, it is still a happy life-everyone who has a grudge is trampled into scum by him, and everything he wants to do ends up being crushed. Let him get what he wants.

The career is successful and the scenery is beautiful.

I thought that after death, I would definitely have a good pregnancy, but I didn't expect that the underworld would say, "You have a fate that will never end in the past life", and then kicked him to this ghostly place where birds don't lay eggs. body of.

I have to help raise my mother and sister with this body.

Hell's unfinished business!

I really didn't expect that one day, he would have the role of "mother" in his life.

He wasn't happy at all.

Thinking of the title "A Niang", Xie Ze'an felt so sour.

Forget it.

Anyway, he only needs to know that the woman in front of him is surnamed Li, and that they are on their way to Beijing to find their "father", and he doesn't need to pay attention to the rest.

Isn't it just raising two people, it can't trouble him.

As for the "father" who has never met?This is not within the scope of the original owner's entrustment. Let's go to the capital first to see what's going on.

If a woman takes two children on a long journey alone, she probably won't be a good man.

When the time comes, kick that man away, and then find a good man to marry Mrs. Li.

——Shouldn’t it be right to “support” in this way?

At this time, Xie Ze'an didn't know that his idea was a bit shocking.

After deciding how to "support" Mrs. Li, Xie Ze'an felt relaxed.

He broke away from Li Shi's arms expressionlessly, pointed to the little girl who was still crying and said, "It's important to coax her, otherwise people in other rooms will scold us."

Only then did Mrs. Li recover from her joy, hugged the little girl in a hurry, and asked, "Little sister, what's wrong? Why are you crying?"

Xie Ze'an glared at Miss Xie.

Xie Xiaomei was taken aback, and said aggrievedly: "No, nothing."

Xie Ze'an said: "Maybe it's because I'm afraid of having a nightmare, Mommy, please lie down and coax her."

Xie Xiaomei was afraid that Xie Ze'an would pinch her again, so she pouted her lips and begged, "Aniang, sleep with me."

Mrs. Li said with a straight face: "Nonsense! Sleeping with my brother, what are you afraid of from nightmares? My brother will protect you."

Xie Xiaomei had teary eyes.

Xie Ze'an rolled over and got out of bed, and said, "Mother, you sleep, I've been lying down for several days, my waist hurts, if I lie down again, I'll be useless!"

Mrs. Li said: "Sanlang is not allowed to talk nonsense," she clasped her hands together, and said reverently, "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, Sanlang is ignorant, don't hear it, don't hear it—"

Xie Ze'an didn't have the heart to listen to Bodhisattvas, so he directly interrupted Li's words: "Anyway, I'm bored, and I'll go out to pee later and exercise my muscles and bones, and the sky will surely be bright." He urged Li, "Hurry up!" sleep."

How could Mrs. Li be willing to sleep in peace, she asked with concern: "Sanlang, you have been sick for a few days, are you hungry? I'll go..."

Xie Ze'an could not refuse to push Mrs. Li onto the bed, and opened his mouth to flicker: "It's useless if you're hungry, why don't you go and wake people up to make a fire to cook food? Don't think about it, we don't have the money. Hurry up and sleep, stay in the hotel for a day The money is also very expensive, if you don’t sleep, it’s wasted! You haven’t slept for a few days? Have you ever thought about what will happen to me and my little sister if you fall ill? Half a month, do you want us two children to beg along the way to the capital?"

Mrs. Li said: "...Okay, I'll sleep. If you need anything, you must call me."

Xie Ze'an nodded, walked to the oil lamp and picked out the wick, the light in the room was slightly dimmed.

Mrs. Li was worried about Xie Ze'an at first, so she looked at Xie Ze'an frequently.

Xie Ze'an walked to the bedpan and stood for a while, then turned his head to look at Li Shi quietly, and said, "You see that I can't urinate, so I have to go to the latrine! Don't follow, you will suffocate to death if you hold your urine. Do you know?" After thinking for a while, he said, "No, I have to watch you fall asleep first, otherwise I don't feel at ease. What if you quietly follow me? If you urinate halfway and then hold back, it's easier to die!"

Li: "..."

Li couldn't even say "Bodhisattva, don't blame", so he could only close his eyes under Xie Ze'an's gaze.

Seeing that Li Shi and Xie Xiaomei's breathing became gentle and long, Xie Ze'an paused, walked out of the house slowly, and looked at the night sky in the "foreign land".

It happened to be the full night of November, and the bright and clear moon was big and round, hanging high in the night sky.Although it will be blocked by thick clouds from time to time, when it pokes its head out occasionally, it will sprinkle a clear light, adding a ray of light to the silver-clad official road.

Xie Ze'an was not a refined person, so he took a few glances, then turned around and went to the latrine to solve his physical problems.

After lying down for two or three days, he was really suffocated.

The hut of the post station has three compartments, regardless of gender, and the conditions are very simple. Xie Ze'an squatted in holding his nose.As a habitual cheater who has been cursed all the year round for "eating instant noodles without seasoning" and "going to the toilet without toilet paper", Xie Ze'an of course checks for toilet paper before squatting in the pit!

Then he found sadly that there was only a handful of neatly peeled bamboo in the latrine.

Xie Zean tightened his chrysanthemum.

Help!Could this slender piece of bamboo be "toilet paper"?

After a brief mental struggle, Xie Ze'an finally gritted his teeth and accepted the cruel reality, and squatted down on the latrine.

Soon, Xie Ze'an found that he was not the most pitiful person.Because a loud but weak voice suddenly came from the nearby latrine: "Hey, little brother."

Xie Ze'an: "...what's the matter?"

The other party said, "Do you have a piece of bamboo over there? Pass me one."

Xie Ze'an: "...OK."

Xie Ze'an walked out of the hut in pain, and suddenly heard "Ho! Ho! Ho!" shouts.He followed the sound and stopped when he reached the open space behind the station.

He saw a thick man like a black bear practicing boxing with his bare arms on the snow. His fists were vigorous and vigorous!

Xie Ze'an couldn't help but stand aside and steal the teacher.

If the body is the capital of the revolution, then he is simply clinking poor now, let alone the revolution, it is possible to lose his life!

It is a little bit to be able to save a little bit.

"Black Bear" quickly noticed Xie Ze'an's existence.

After throwing the last two punches, he stopped to say hello to Xie Ze'an: "Hey, little brother! Was it you just now? Thanks to you! Oh my god, I'm waiting to die. Pants!"

Xie Ze'an: "... Thank you for your hard work."

The black bear grinned and said, "It's not too hard, I'm squatting there."

Squatting naked in the hut in winter?This guy is absolutely fantastic.

Xie Ze'an saw that the black bear was strong and cheerful, so he thought of making friends: "My name is Xie Ze'an, and everyone close to me calls me Sanlang, what about you?"

Hei Xiong said: "My name is Yan Chong." He patted Xie Ze'an's small shoulder, "You are skinny, and you can see that you have never practiced before. Do you want to learn from me? Call me Brother Yan, and I will teach you how to do it." Your boxing technique will be kept for you for a lifetime!"

It's a bastard to have the cheap and not take it.

Xie Zean shouted briskly: "Brother Yan!"

Yan Chong said: "Excellent!" He spontaneously included himself among the "people close to him", and called Xie Ze'an to take his place quickly, "Sanlang, come here, and I will teach you how to lay the groundwork first."

Under the moonlight, a deep friendship started because of "no toilet paper in the toilet" is quietly fermenting...