Prince Consort

The tail of summer is very long, and it is almost the beginning of autumn, and the mountains are still very green.

There is a special pavilion in the eastern suburbs. It is built by the river. There is a waterfall outside. When the window is opened, there is the sound of splashing water. When the wind blows, there will always be some mercury, and even the air breathed into the nose seems to be With a little coolness that is rare in summer.

This long pavilion is built along the river, named "Liuke Gallery", which was built by King Duan.King Duan was only eight years old when Zhao Ying came to the throne. He was ignorant of the tragedy of the year. He always regarded Zhao Ying as a role model. When he was fifteen or sixteen years old, he was already a famous virtuous king.This guest room was built by King Duan to see off his friends. King Duan is a sentimental person. He has friends all over the world.

When the corridor was built, King Duan didn't mention any requirements. He only said that it should be long, very long, so that people would leave after only a while.

When King Duan became an adult, he took his mother to the fief to take care of him on the grounds that he missed his hometown.The fief is in his mother's hometown, Langzhou, which is located in the northwest, not far from the place where Yan Chong is guarding now, and it is a notoriously bitter cold place.Zhao Ying didn't want King Duan to be wronged like this, but King Duan insisted: "My elder brother is the emperor, where can you be wronged?"

King Duan devoted himself to living his own life in the northwest, never complaining of suffering.

After King Duan left, the "Liu Ke Corridor" was irrelevant for seeing off.This place has a good view and a good view, and many literati or scholars are willing to come here to do some elegant things.For example, there is a living spring at the end of the pavilion called "Liu Shang Spring". The stone path guides the spring water around a circle, put the wine glass in it and let it flow with the water. If it stops in front of someone, that person must compose a poem. , or drink it up.

The day was sunny and sunny, and many scholars also came to the vicinity of Liushang Spring, and made an appointment to have a play.

Among them is a gangster named Cai Dong, who is not a scholar, but a distant relative in the family is a scholar. He just went there a few days ago, and he left behind his clothes and name card. He usually dresses like a dog when he goes out. Swindle.Hearing that Liushangquan could not compose poems and had wine to drink, Cai Dong slapped his thigh, overjoyed, and secretly said: "It is as difficult as climbing the sky for me to write poems, but it is not easy if I can't do it? The benefits God gave me!"

So he sneaked in, and when the wine glass was in front of him, he directly said that he couldn't do it, poured it into his stomach one after another, and drank until he was full.

Cai Dong has no other skills, but he is very good at pretending, and no one can see through it.

Cai Dong tasted the sweetness, and came more and more often, drinking to his heart's content every day, listening to those pedantic scholars answering each sentence, he gradually learned some tricks, and he was able to make nonsense when it was his turn He came up with two lines of poems, but they were all rough words like "steamed buns are sweet without filling" and "bitter after cutting the fish's gallbladder".

Cai Dong laughed in his heart: "You laugh at me for being vulgar, and I laugh at you for being sour. I laugh at you for still drinking, and you are wasting money for drinking!"

On this day, Cai Dong came to Liushangquan to drink wine as usual, and suddenly saw Yisheng's face walking slowly, with tender skin and good looks, he looked like a pampered family member.Cai Dong usually hated this kind of guy the most, secretly took the job of pouring wine, and deliberately stopped the wine glass in front of the other party.

The other party froze for a moment, then laughed: "How embarrassing this is."

The person who contributed this time seemed to recognize the other party, and said with a smile: "Sanlang, what a coincidence you came, and you just stopped in front of you. Come on, come up with a poem, today's topic is 'Snow'."

The person who came was Xie Zean.

Working behind closed doors will never make real progress. Xie Ze'an has figured out all the theories, and led Dai Shi out to start the pre-Qiu Ying like the other scholars.These responses are nothing more than getting to know some friends, flattering each other, trying to find a way to boast some reputation.

Xie Ze'an does not need fame, but needs communication.

Xie Ze'an smiled and said, "Brother Fu, your question is really unreasonable. It's still summer and it's very hot. Where can you see snow?"

The investor said: "You can't sing about the snow in summer, so you can't sing about the moon during the day? You can't sing about the river if you don't go to the river? You can't sing about the mountains and rivers if you don't go to the mountain? You are unreasonable."

Xie Ze'an couldn't help laughing: "Brother Fu is right, I was wrong, I was wrong." He joked, "I can't do it, but I have heard an interesting song before, so I can make up for it by telling it. Listen carefully, 'Jiang Shan In general, there are black holes in Inoue. The body of the black dog is white, and the body of the white dog is swollen."

The investor's eyes widened.

Cai Dong also looked at Xie Ze'an in surprise.

This poem really gets more and more interesting the more I think about it, the black dog turns white when snow falls on it?Snow fell on the white dog, and it was swollen just looking at it!What's more, this poem was the only one he could understand after listening to so many poems!

When the others recalled it, the atmosphere suddenly became alive, and they all said that it didn't count.

Xie Ze'an could only drink a cup happily.

Cai Dong was very proficient in operating Liushangquan, the second, fourth, fifth, seventh time...he was frequently stopped in front of Xie Zean.Xie Ze'an occasionally made poems that Cai Dong could not understand, but more of them were jokes and self-punishment. After he came, the whole Liushang Spring was never deserted, and almost everyone was taken care of by Xie Ze'an.

Cai Dong considers himself to be a master of the middle class, but his talents are limited and he has never been able to get ahead.Seeing Xie Ze'an's behavior, Cai Dong secretly paid attention, wanting to learn a thing or two and put it to good use in the future.

When the people around Liushang Spring dispersed, Cai Dong quietly withdrew from the crowd, watching Xie Zean leave surrounded by the crowd.

For the next few days, Cai Dong stayed at Liushang Spring, but he never saw Xie Zean, but this time he was very patient, and even drank less alcohol, for fear of getting drunk and missing Xie Zean's arrival.

The hard work paid off, and four days later, Xie Zean finally came again.

This time Xie Ze'an did not join Liushang Spring, but walked into the Liuke Gallery alone, walked to the end of the gallery step by step, and looked at the waterfall in front of him with his hands behind his back.

Cai Dong followed quietly.

Xie Ze'an heard footsteps and turned to look at him.

Cai Dong imitated those scholars and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you." Seeing that Xie Zean's face was strange, he couldn't help asking, "Are you in a bad mood? Why don't you go play with everyone?"

Xie Ze'an's expression was heavy: "I want to play too..."

Cai Dong said, "Then why..."

Xie Ze'an said: "I drank too much water when I came here, and I didn't have time to go to the latrine. I'm so suffocated now, how can I drink any more!" He looked ahead quietly, "I can only come here to pretend to be worried. ...By the way, do you know where there is a hut here?"

Cai Dong: "..."

The image of the aristocratic family collapsed in an instant.

No, no, it should be said that when Xie Zean laughed and said the nonsense poem about "the white dog's body is swollen", his image had already split, and at this moment, it was just peeled off completely.

Cai Dong said, "Come with me."

Cai Dong led Xie Zean out of the pavilion, walked up the mountain for a while, pointed to the forest ahead and said, "Just pee here."

Xie Ze'an: "..."

Xie Ze'an said, "Are you all like this?"

Cai Dong knew that these people were very particular, so his heart moved, and he said deliberately: "Of course, how can a man be so particular?"

Xie Ze'an said: "Then I don't worry, I have done a lot of mental training for myself just now, but I still haven't overcome the psychological barrier of not being able to defecate anywhere!" After speaking, he turned around and urinated into the woods.

Cai Dong was secretly happy.

It is true that there is no such inelegant thing as a hut here, so after drinking too much, these scholars secretly search for a place for "convenience". It's like being ridiculed if people look at it.

Although this Xie Sanlang was also hesitant, he was much more straightforward than those people.

Cai Dong deliberately walked to Xie Ze'an's vicinity, took out his big dick and followed "convenience".

Xie Ze'an: "..."

Although you don't need to pay so much attention to urinating and defecating anywhere, isn't this guy too careless?Did you come here to compare him in size or distance?

Xie Ze'an slowly put on his trousers and went to the river to wash his hands, while Cai Dong looked at him with folded arms.

Xie Ze'an's memory came back, and he recognized Cai Dong immediately: "The last time we met, you didn't seem to like me very much, and you deliberately stopped the wine glass in front of me many times."

Cai Dong didn't intend to admit it at all: "Could it be intentional?"

Xie Zhe'an said: "Of course, if you let me come, I can stop the wine glass in front of you forever."

Cai Dong stopped talking.

Xie Ze'an said with a smile, "My surname is Xie. They all call me Sanlang. What's your name?"

Cai Dong said: "Cai——" the word Dong didn't come out, and he stopped suddenly. "Cai Dong" is an idle gangster, which is well known in their area, how can this identity hang around people like them?Cai Dong changed his mouth, "Cai Yang."

Cai Yang is the name of Cai Dong's dead distant relative. Cai Yang has a lot of money on him, which was saved for him by his mother in the family.Cai Yang failed in many trials, sad and hopeless, and suffered from a sudden illness a year ago, and soon died.

Cai Dong did not pass the news of Cai Yang's death back to their family in order to get rid of Cai Yang's belongings. He just quietly threw him to the mass grave. Outsiders said that Cai Yang had gone, and he didn't know. Where did you go.

A crazy thought came to Cai Dong's mind, Cai Yang was dead, but all of Cai Yang's identity certificates were in his hands.They are relatives, they always look alike, so they tidy up and pretend to be Cai Yang, who can say that he is not Cai Yang?

Although Cai Yang did not pass the exam, he is at least a scholar!

This scholar has an elm head and is a real bookworm. He has no friends at all on weekdays, only an old mother at home.According to the scholar, the old mother is still blind and can't see clearly, how can she recognize her?

The more Cai Dong thought about it, the more he felt that it was feasible, and he made up a lie more confidently: "I failed the exam twice after going to Beijing. I dare not go home these few years."

Xie Ze'an smiled lightly: "There's no reason why you dare not go home, no matter if you win or not, your relatives are always looking forward to your return."

Cai Dong showed a sad look on his face: "If I'm not promising, I can't go back anyway."

Xie Ze'an nodded, walked and chatted with him, and returned to Liushang Spring.

Some people saw them walking together and laughed: "'White dog's body is swollen' and 'Steamed buns are sweet without filling' are confidants!"

Xie Ze'an and Cai Dong smiled at each other and joined the new round of "Liu Shang Poetry Club".