Prince Consort

Zhao Chongzhao said this quite confidently.

And his justifiable reason has already been shouted from the next door: "What? Open your clothes? Disgraceful! Don't do it!" Needless to say, this must be the civil servant refusing the stethoscope.

Xie Ze'an: "..."

The diagnostic method of Chinese medicine is to look, smell and ask, which means to look at it, smell it, ask a few words, and then feel the pulse, based on which it is possible to determine what the disease is!

Is this scientific?For experienced doctors, this is scientific.They have enough experience and can see the big from the small and know the big from the small.

The problem is that many doctors do not have such experience, and there are even many quack doctors who "go all over the world"-only use one prescription and prescribe it for every disease.

In this case, a more standardized and effective diagnostic method is of great help.

This is exactly what Xie Ze'an wants to promote through the "physical examination".Xie Ze'an's ideas have never been lofty or far-reaching, what he hopes to do is "moisturize things in a subtle way".To put it another way, it would be "making a fortune in silence".

From the beginning of this era, Xie Ze'an deliberately started from the direction of everyone's needs, such as food, clothing, housing, transportation, eating, drinking, and entertainment, and quietly branded in most people's hearts "follow Xie Sanlang and have meat to eat" "Xie Sanlang's product quality" Guaranteed" type of impression.

This sense of presence is so ingenious that in the end, his every move will become the vane of the trend.

For example, appearance, ten years ago, someone who looked like him was definitely not the most handsome, but now, if you go outside and ask "Who is the most handsome person in the capital", eight out of ten will answer "Xie Sanlang".

This is because more and more people are optimistic about him and pay attention to him, not because he is so handsome that everyone falls in love with him at first sight.

Xie Ze'an did not dare to say that he was very successful, but he dared to say that he has not failed so far.

Another voice came from the next door. It was the old man from the Taiyuan Hospital snorting coldly: "Your Majesty also did this test. Do you mean that Your Majesty is disrespectful?"

The civil servant fell silent.

Zhao Chongzhao enthusiastically directed Xie Zean to lie flat.

The imperial physician has been sent by Zhao Chongzhao. Just now he asked how to use the stethoscope during the examination. He felt very confident and urged Xie Ze'an with a tiger face: "Hurry up, don't dawdle. You still want to call someone else to check Is it? I don't want others to see your body. Besides, there are many marks on your body that haven't disappeared..."

Xie Ze'an first made an agreement with Zhao Chongzhao in three chapters: "You can't mess around."

Zhao Chongzhao stared dissatisfiedly: "Do I look like someone who can mess around? I just want to hear your heartbeat, Saburo."

Xie Ze'an didn't hesitate, he took off his shirt and lay down on the special bed for Zhao Chongzhao to play with.Zhao Chongzhao put the chest piece on Xie Zean's chest with a decent face, and put the receiver into his ear.Although this stethoscope is not very advanced, its basic function is still there: to amplify the sound wave signal in the human body.

Bang, bang, bang.The regular heartbeat came to Zhao Chongzhao's ears one after another, which made him feel very strange.This is Xie Zean's heart, a living, beating heart. Xie Zean said that it is responsible for pumping blood to the whole body, sending nutrients and oxygen to every corner of the body, so that they can play everywhere vigorously.

Zhao Chongzhao didn't quite understand, but he understood that every heartbeat represented the continuation of life.He silently counted one minute against the clock, wrote down a value on Xie Zean's medical examination form, and said seriously: "Sanlang, your heartbeat is normal."

Xie Ze'an sat up and was about to get dressed when he was suddenly kissed by Zhao Chongzhao.When the courtiers were vaguely talking outside, there were Yao Dingyan, Xu Yannian, and Geng Xun... Xie Ze'an was slightly annoyed and pinched Zhao Chongzhao severely.

Zhao Chongzhao's skin is thick and fleshy, and he doesn't even frown!He finished the kiss on his own, kneading the softness of Xie Zean's waist with one hand, and picked up the stethoscope with the other hand and placed it on Xie Zean's chest.

Listening to Xie Zean's heartbeat changes, Zhao Chongzhao said happily: "Sanlang, your heartbeat has become faster!"

Xie Ze'an burst out two words from between his teeth: "Qi, de."

Zhao Chongzhao laughed, covered Xie Ze'an's lips again, and kissed him deeply.

Xie Ze'an wanted to kill him more and more.

Although the courtier's physical examination process was a little bit twists and turns, it was generally satisfactory.At least seven potential "high-risk groups of stroke" were identified through this physical examination, and Xie Ze'an and Zhao Chongzhao included them in the list of "doing things to take care of their fragile little hearts".In addition, a long list of dangerous groups such as "old injuries that have not been healed" and "lesions that need to be treated immediately" were found. The ancients often said that "life is rare in seventy years." He didn't keep up with the treatment, and the only person who was doing well was belching early.

The imperial physicians sent a "physical examination report" to the person with abnormal physical examination results, listed the corresponding precautions, and urged the other party to seek medical treatment from the imperial physician or a doctor as soon as possible.

Zhao Chongzhao was speechless when he received the results sent by Xie Ze'an.

He sighed: "I didn't expect so many people to be in poor health."

Xie Zean said: "When people reach middle age, they have to take good care of their health. In fact, many of them are not too serious, but there is a saying that diseases tend to be shallow in Chinese medicine! Early detection and early treatment can lead to a long life."

Zhao Chongzhao said: "They will all be grateful to you, Saburo."

Xie Ze'an said with a smile, "It's not for their gratitude." He raised his hand and stroked his chin, "Of course, I'm very happy if they really want to thank me. If they can take some practical actions - such as unconditionally supporting me next time I'd be happier with all the proposals."

Zhao Chongzhao: "..."

Ouch, his Saburo is getting more and more shameless!

he likes!

There are many new words in the capital for the "medical examination" that all labor officials participate in.For example, the person on duty in the mansion of a certain high official said vividly: "Every day when our family officials get up, they go to play a set of boxing, saying that they are exercising. You know that the wife brought him stewed soup." What did he say? The officer said a word we didn’t understand, blood pressure lowering! He said, ‘I want to lower blood pressure! Do you want me to die early by giving me this kind of tonic?’ What does lowering blood pressure mean, I really don't understand..."

It is very strange that this kind of market chat is passed on ten or ten times.Such a big official, of course the words that come out of his mouth have deep meaning!

Similar words include "myopia", "presbyopia", and "spectacles".

When everyone was confused, a large glasses shop opened in the west of the city. The word "glasses" is very straightforward, and you can understand it when you see it: it means hanging two mirrors in front of the eyes!But this mirror is transparent and looks like glass.

On the first day of the opening of the optical shop, many people suffering from myopia or presbyopia ushered in a very important turning point in their lives!

"With the medical examination form, you can get one prescription for free." This is a line of small words printed at the bottom of the medical examination form, and many people have discovered it carefully.Looking behind the medical examination form, it is a promotional advertisement with rich pictures and texts, which roughly tells everyone what "glasses" are and what miraculous effects they will have when wearing them.

None of the high-ranking people came here on the opening day, but some small Beijing officials of the fourth and fifth ranks did not have so many taboos. Seeing that their eyesight was so poor and the advertisements boasted so much, they decided to go have a look!

Seeing this, the world is completely turned upside down.No one would have imagined that wearing those small lenses, the mountain peaks in the distance that had been hazy for more than ten or decades would become very, very clear!The whole world is clear, and they can even see that there is still some eyeballs in the corners of the fellow travelers or that the necks are not cleaned.After laughing at each other for a long time, they all fell silent suddenly, and ran home silently with their glasses on, and looked in the mirror to see if there was anything on their bodies that they hadn't noticed before.

Surprisingly, Yao Dingyan came around noon. "Optician" recognized Yao Dingyan and warmly received this super distinguished guest.Yao Dingyan is nearsighted and also has a little presbyopia. He said to the "optician": "I can't see clearly from a distance, and I can't see clearly from a distance. How should I match it?" The owner of the optical shop——Xie Ze'an had already considered all possible situations.

The optician said: "You can get a pair of dual-purpose glasses, just change the lenses when you use them; if you find it troublesome to change lenses, you can get two pairs, one for near vision and the other for vision." Far."

Yao Dingyan is easy to talk about: "You are the only family, only you understand, how to deal with it is up to you to decide."

The optician led Yao Dingyan to do a more detailed vision test.

The opening was too busy, and many orders were piled up. The person in the optical shop politely said to Yao Dingyan: "Yao Xiang, your prescription is quite special, and there is no ready-made one. Let the craftsman sit first, and we will deliver the glasses to you in the evening." How is the house?"

Yao Dingyan didn't find fault, so he nodded and agreed.

Yao Dingyan was very busy in the afternoon, and was a little tired when he got home, so he leaned on the couch to rest for a while.After a short break, someone came to report that the optical shop had delivered glasses.

Yao Dingyan asked someone to bring the glasses over.He took out two pairs of glasses and compared them. The one that was thick in the middle and thin on both sides was said to be reading glasses on the box, and the pair that was thin in the middle and thick on both sides was said to be myopic glasses on the box.

Yao Dingyan put on myopia glasses and picked up the book to read it, and he was immediately refreshed: the words on the book became very clear!

This is good stuff!

It's just that it feels weird to have something on the bridge of the nose, and I don't know what it looks like.

Yao Dingyan walked up to the mirror curiously, and was surprised by himself in the mirror.It's not just the glasses on the bridge of the nose that are weird!Who can tell him who is this man in the mirror with knotted hair, dirt on his neck, and dirty and wrinkled collar!

terrible!Do you usually go to court like this?

Yao Dingyan's face trembled, and he shouted to the servants guarding outside: "Come here! Get water! I want to take a bath!"