Prince Consort

Xie Ze'an took the "Xi Pao" back to Xie's mansion.

The servants of the Xie residence are extremely efficient, and the residence has completely changed.After the year, the snow gradually lessened, and there were only a little residual ice on the branches. When the sun shines, the light shines brightly, and when you look closely, the tip of the tree turns green. It means that this year's winter is over.These touches of fresh green against the bright red characters of "Happy" make people feel happy.

Xie Ze'an frowned, with a peaceful and comfortable smile on his face, nodding to the servants he met on the road, he was really refreshed like a groom.

Xie Jiyu was busy, saw him coming back, and said hurriedly: "Didn't you find people who wrote calligraphy and painting, and asked them to help write wedding invitations. Your grandmother drew up a list of bosses, but I can't write them."

Xie Zean readily agreed: "Leave it to me!"

Xie Ze'an went out on short legs again, and found Zhang Dayi.As soon as the purpose of this marriage was discovered, the well-informed people in the capital knew about it. Zhang Dayi was one of them. He was still thinking about looking for Xie Ze'an, but when he saw Xie Ze'an came over by himself, he asked worriedly: "Sanlang, what is this?" what happened?"

Xie Ze'an said: "Brother Zhang, don't put on a bitter face, a happy event is coming."

Zhang Dade served by Zhao Chongzhao's side. Zhang Dayi knew more about Princess Yan Ning's situation than ordinary people. He said to Xie Ze'an, "What's a happy event? It's hot."

Xie Ze'an said: "There must be a way for a car to go to the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge. When I first came to Beijing, I wanted to buy a house and I had to borrow it from Brother Zhang. Now I have a lot of money in my hand. Could it be that I am a son-in-law? Will it be more difficult than it was for me?"

Zhang Dayi said: "Sanlang, don't you want to take the imperial examination?"

Xie Ze'an said, "Brother Zhang, do you want to?"

Zhang Dayi said: "To tell you the truth, I thought about it in the early years. Our Zhang family is all scholars. I have studied books since I was a child for the sake of exams. The reason why the Dade was sent to the palace is because the family thought I was It is more hopeful to win the exam. However, after becoming a merchant, this thought naturally faded away. Sanlang, you are different, you have already joined Yao Dingyan and Xu Juncheng, and your future is limitless. Doesn't this cut off your future?"

Xie Ze'an said: "If it's really my future, being a son-in-law can't stop me."

Thinking of Xie Zean's various whimsical ideas that turned the impossible into possible, Zhang Dayi felt certain in his heart.He laughed: "Since it's a happy event, it's natural to celebrate it. There will be a floating banquet in the Jinyu Tower the day after tomorrow. As long as you can come and have a seat, you can eat and drink for free!"

Xie Ze'an said: "Brother Zhang, you will be at a loss."

Zhang Dayi said: "How many times can I lose money in a lifetime?"

Xie Ze'an and Zhang Dayi looked at each other with a smile, told him what Xie Jiyu had entrusted to him, and asked Zhang Dayi to help with it.

Zhang Dayi said: "I still think it's something, no problem, leave it to me."

The two chatted for a while longer before Zhang Dayi let Xie Zean go home.

When Xie Zean returned to the mansion, he was called by Mrs. Xie's people. When he walked over, Xie Zean saw two rows of maids and servants standing neatly in the courtyard.These maids and servants all have serious eyebrows, seem to be clever and obedient, but one or two are secretly looking at him.

Xie Ze'an was confused for a while, and led by the steward to meet Mrs. Xie.

Mrs. Xie was pulling Mrs. Li to order various chores. When she saw Xie Zean coming, she immediately greeted: "Sanlang, come here, your new house has been settled, and you have to choose a group of people to serve you. What do you do when you are not married?" It's all up to you. After all, boys have to be raised rough, but after welcoming the princess, you can't ignore anything. It's not enough to have your original personality. Isn't your vision good? Wait for the men and women who are close Pick three each, and the men and women who are rough envoys pick five each, and they will stay in your yard to serve in the future. They are all born at home, so you can send them with confidence."

Xie Ze'an didn't refuse either: "Thank you grandma for your concern."

Seeing Xie Zean's obedient and peaceful appearance, Mrs. Xie waved at him again, motioning him to move forward.When Xie Ze'an came to him, Mrs. Xie took his hand and said: "Sanlang, this marriage happened suddenly, the mansion may not have prepared well enough, you have to be smart about many things after the foreign guests come."

Xie Ze'an said, "Grandma, don't worry, I know."

Mrs. Xie patted the back of his hand, and then looked at Li Shi: "San Lang has favored the princess, and there may be such big scenes in the future. Ying Niang, you are ingenious. I will handle it this time, and next time I will have it." You came."

Li said: "Don't worry, Madam, I will study hard."

Mrs. Xie nodded.

She was satisfied with Li Shi and Xie Zean. If Zhao Ying hadn't stepped in, she would have found a good wife for Xie Zean and treated him as her own grandson.She didn't want to divide her family because of this marriage, so she smiled and started another topic: "Sanlang is about to get married, and you and Yu'er have also been married for several months, should you consider giving it to Sanlang and Xiaomei?" Have a younger brother or sister?"

Xie Ze'an echoed from the side: "Yes, my younger sister and I both want younger siblings."

Li's face became hot, and he replied: "There is no rush for this kind of thing..."

Mrs. Xie said: "Of course I am in a hurry. If you agree, I will ask Zhao...His Majesty to give Yu'er more time off to accompany you. He wants a grandson from our Xie family. How can we not compensate us?"

Xie Ze'an just laughed.

Seeing Mrs. Li was very ashamed, Mrs. Xie thought of another embarrassing thing.Xie Ze'an is still young, and Princess Yanning is even younger, so there will definitely not be a couple in the near future, so what should be taught to them before marriage, should they be taught or not?

Mrs. Xie glanced at Mrs. Li, and felt that it was inappropriate for Mrs. Li to teach her son, so she waved them down to do other things, and then sent someone to call Xie Jiyu over.

When Xie Jiyu heard Madam Xie's mention, his expression didn't change, and he agreed straight away: "I'll go and talk to Saburo."

Mrs. Xie was not at ease: "What are you going to say?"

Xie Jiyu said: "Don't worry, Ma'am, there are many picture albums on the market now..."

Mrs. Xie: "..."

Xie Jiyu sent some reliable people out to buy a batch of "picture albums" and came back. After finishing the layout of the mansion, he looked through them for a while, picked out a few books with better paintings, normal-looking characters, and not so strange poses, and stuffed them in his pockets. I went to find Xie Ze'an.

It happened that Xie Dalang was also there, and Xie Jiyu laughed: "Everyone else go down, Dalang, Sanlang, come here."

Xie Ze'an and Xie Dalang looked at each other, both a little confused.

Xie Jiyu said: "What are you afraid of? I won't eat you, I just want to talk to you, heck, what should be done in the bridal chamber. Although this is Sanlang's marriage, Dalang will definitely want you in the future, come over."

Xie Jiyu sent several "picture albums" to each of Xie Ze'an.

Xie Ze'an: "..."

Adhering to the honest spirit of seeking knowledge, Xie Ze'an opened the album and watched with relish one page, another page, and another page!

After watching for a while, Xie Ze'an had to sigh: the sex education of the ancients was more advanced and more open. Although it was just a simple line, it outlined a lifelike picture of intercourse, and directly generated scenes in his mind. Scenes are more vivid than movies. The color is fragrant.

Xie Ze'an said with a serious face: "I don't quite understand, is there any more?"

Seeing his dirty little appearance, Xie Jiyu knocked on his forehead: "You pretend to be watching."

Xie Ze'an covered his head aggrievedly: "I'm only ten years old, how can I understand this!" If this body could understand, the little brother would have raised his head long ago, how could he sit here calmly with Xie Jiyu and discuss such "big things in life"!

Xie Jiyu didn't believe it at all.

Xie Dalang was the one who really didn't understand. He wrote on the paper with a strange expression: "These moves are not quite right, they can't hurt anyone at all."

Xie Ze'an: "..."

Wife come and see!Here's a pure virgin!

Xie Dalang was still writing there: "And why did you take off your clothes?"

Xie Ze'an said nonsense in a serious manner: "If you practice like this, you can let people have nothing else to do. Think about it, both of them are naked, if you think in your heart, 'It's so shameful, I can't practice at all', this kind of kung fu will not be able to be practiced. !So this is to exercise their concentration, their endurance, their skin thickness..."

Xie Dalang: "..."

Although he didn't understand much, he still felt that Xie Zean was talking nonsense.

He looked at Xie Jiyu.

Facing the eldest son's "thirsty for knowledge" gaze, Xie Jiyu coughed lightly and said, "Don't listen to Saburo's nonsense, this is what you have to do when you get married. You can see that there is a man and a woman in the picture..."

Xie Dalang silently picked out one of them and handed it to Xie Jiyu.

Xie Jiyu saw that there were actually two girls in the picture!

Xie Jiyu said: "...Sometimes girls may comfort each other..."

Xie Dalang silently handed another copy to Xie Jiyu.

Xie Jiyu: "..."

Those are two men!

Xie Jiyu bit the bullet and explained: "There are some people who walk the waterway and some people who take the dry road in the bridal chamber. Between men and women, people usually go by water, and the joy of fish and water is about this kind. Although it is against the norms between men and women, it is It is also a common thing in ancient times. There are peaches in the front and broken sleeves in the back. They usually take the dry road. But the dry road is not the right road after all. You don’t need to know too much, you just need to know how to go by water. As for the specifics Let's go, you can take a good look at the paintings in the album, and don't make a mistake when you go to the bridal chamber."

Xie Dalang nodded with a half understanding.

Seeing that Xie Jiyu's face was about to freeze, Xie Ze'an couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for him.You must know that he and Xie Dalang haven't really "developed" yet. No matter how much Xie Dalang talks about this kind of thing, he still doesn't understand it. It's hard for him to talk about the dry road and waterway with a sullen face!

Xie Ze'an quietly put away the two "heretics" that Xie Dalang found, lest Xie Dalang read too much and "go astray".

Xie Jiyu finished the "pre-marital sex education" simply and directly, and left Xie Zean's courtyard as if fleeing.

Xie Ze'an stuffed a few picture albums into Xie Dalang's arms: "Keep it for you to read later!"

Xie Dalang nodded seriously and solemnly.

Xie's mansion was busy for another two days, and finally Xie Ze'an's big day came.